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#44 - **angelassassin rolls 389** 05/12/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#194 - idk they said they they couldnt see the older colored text peo… 05/10/2013 on McDisasters 19: Dinner Rush... +2
#190 - i thought it was done so colorblind people could read it since…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on McDisasters 19: Dinner Rush... +3
User avatar #193 - cthumoo (05/10/2013) [-]
what colour did it used to be?
User avatar #194 - angelassassin (05/10/2013) [-]
idk they said they they couldnt see the older colored text people used on here
#43 - Picture 05/07/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#28 - oh thats pretty cool 05/05/2013 on jesus 0
#26 - alright 05/05/2013 on jesus 0
#24 - are you being serious  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2013 on jesus -1
User avatar #27 - onceman (05/05/2013) [-]
As far as we know, Jesus existed, and he was a great man, what we don't know is if he was God.
User avatar #28 - angelassassin (05/05/2013) [-]
oh thats pretty cool
User avatar #25 - therealsuperderpy (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes I am.
Look it up.
User avatar #26 - angelassassin (05/05/2013) [-]
#213 - This story pissed me off and made me laugh i just ******* … 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +4
#473 - did he really say rape happens for a reason  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Bieber +2
#574 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Here is the quote, people just took it out of context to use against him
“I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.
User avatar #500 - OptimaTentacle (05/03/2013) [-]
I think there was an article when he was asked about what he thought about rape. It went something along the lines of, "I think it's a bad thing, but everything happens for a reason." I don't know how legit it is, but there were plenty of posts about it on FJ when it was new.
#27 - so am i but not too religious i mean if i do good i feel good,… 04/29/2013 on Woo +2
#24 - you cant tell right from wrong?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Woo +2
User avatar #26 - douthit (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, but then again I'm religious.
User avatar #37 - ningyoaijin (04/30/2013) [-]
You could just think of it as God's will in everyone, regardless of whether the person chooses to acknowledge his existence.
User avatar #27 - angelassassin (04/29/2013) [-]
so am i but not too religious i mean if i do good i feel good, if i do bad i feel bad, and that's my thoughts
if you dont know murder is bad you are a fuckwit i mean you are taught right from wrong its not hard to tell
#76 - k i guess 04/29/2013 on Perfectly placed... 0
#69 - it says fussy  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Perfectly placed... 0
#75 - hazths (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - angelassassin (04/29/2013) [-]
k i guess
#59 - fuzzy*  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Perfectly placed... 0
#67 - hazths (04/29/2013) [-]
But that's what i wrote.
User avatar #69 - angelassassin (04/29/2013) [-]
it says fussy
#75 - hazths (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #76 - angelassassin (04/29/2013) [-]
k i guess
#94 - ahh thank you that makes more sense i guess the only way i wil… 04/28/2013 on welp 0
#10 - can someone explain im very confused , it may because i havent…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on welp +1
#16 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Okay guys when you look away you forget they exist however whenever you see them again you remember all your previous experiences with them. They are able to implant suggestions when you see them. 1969 the doctor and his companions tricked a Silence (might not be actual species name and refer to a religion/organization) into saying "You should kill us on sight" they then implanted this video recording into the transmissions of the moon landing. Perhaps the most viewed broadcast and recording in human history. The kill on sight suggestion has spread to nearly all humans, however the forgetting effect of the silence still works and the entire human race has unknowingly been killing the silence since then.
User avatar #94 - angelassassin (04/28/2013) [-]
ahh thank you that makes more sense i guess the only way i will 100% understand is if i watch the show but thank you
User avatar #12 - sekretsauce (04/28/2013) [-]
There's a species in the show Doctor Who called "the silence". They were discovered only recently, but have supposedly been influencing the human race for thousands of years, which is why we became so advanced supposedly. Whenever you look at one, they're these large alien creatures that look absolutely horrifying, and they wear a black tuxedo-esque suit. HOWEVEr, whenever you look away from one, you forget all about it, and whatever has happened while you were staring at him, you forget about as well.
They've been killing them on-sight since 1959 because in 1959, a broadcast aired with one of them saying "You should be killing all of us on sight!" while it was dying. So when people looked away from the screen, they forget all about them, but, they're now implanted with a subconcious thought: Kill On Sight.
So, whenever a human sees one, they kill it. As soon as they look away from the body, they forget it's even there.
You can piece together things fromh ere, I'd hope.
#14 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Before anyone comes in bitching about 59, I'll correct you with the utmost respect I can muster through a computer: I think you meant 1969
User avatar #15 - sekretsauce (04/28/2013) [-]
Right! Sorry!
Thank you. I had blanked for a moment there.
User avatar #11 - killerliquid (04/28/2013) [-]
I think when you see a Silence, you forget what happened during that time.
#21 - He is so cute 04/26/2013 on Pain is weakness leaving... 0
#42 - Picture 04/22/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0
#65 - And whose fault is that? 04/13/2013 on MERICA +2
#12 - im going to say its a girl because of the strings thats juts me  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Waterboat 0
User avatar #20 - evilsqueakers (04/11/2013) [-]
You obviously don't have guy friends like I do. They wear bikinis...even the bottoms.
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#29 - I was just saying its funny how they question the rest of the … 04/11/2013 on today's world 0
#10 - The thing that made me laugh the most was that fact that Ameri…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on today's world 0
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User avatar #29 - angelassassin (04/11/2013) [-]
I was just saying its funny how they question the rest of the world when we think we are the worlds police
#21 - mrmcput (04/11/2013) [-]
You're joking right? We feed half the damn planet.
#98 - just google bioshock infinite ending explained 04/03/2013 on Elizabeth 0
#19 - That looks like Ike from fire emblem 03/28/2013 on The new Berserk movies 0
#41 - Picture 03/26/2013 on angelassassin's profile 0


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User avatar #59 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
(Hey! Please tell me if you're reading. I'm Rose, 18 F USA. I'm 5'7", with long, curly dark red hair, blue eyes, dimples, and freckles. I'm pale, skinny but curvy in all the right places. My cup size is 38C. This is supposed to be a cute and romantic roleplay but it can turn sexual.) You and I were friends since we were born. Nothing could have separated us. We always flirted with each other, playfully and everybody thought we should be a couple. So we decided that we should go out. We had a great relationship until you got drunk one night at a party and started kissing some girl. I walked in right when you were kissing her. I was heartbroken and I ran out of the party with tears running down my face. When I got home I called you and broke up with you. That was about a month ago and I'm still heartbroken. I haven't talked to you since that night. You've called me, texted me and even emailed me but I never answered. Now it's my family's annual barbecue and your family is invited. You decide to come since you think it's a good chance for you to talk to me. When you walk into the backyard you see me talking to my older brother, Blake, and another family friend, Josh. I don't notice you walk into the backyard. I'm wearing a floral dress that clings to my curves and a pair of black converse. My hair is straightened and flowing down my back. (If interested start your name, asl, a description of yourself and what you're wearing. Then continue)
User avatar #58 - angelassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey there! I’m Kailey, 18 F USA. I have long, wavy, brown hair and brown eyes. I’m 5'4 with a small tan and athletic body. Please include name, ASL, and a description of yourself and use good grammar. It might not show when I type. We have been dating for the past 6 months and I couldn't have been happier. Unknown to me this whole relationship is based off of a lie. 6 months you made a bet to your friends and they made you ask me out and told you whenever they felt like it they would have you break up with me. If you don't follow through with this you owed them a lot of money and vice versa if you break it off with me,They told you earlier today that during the party that we just arrived at it would be the night for it to happen. I walk up to the house, my arm linked with yours, excited to be here cause it's been said this would be the party of the year.
User avatar #57 - angelassassin (02/10/2014) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (Please tell me if you are reading) I’m Brooke, 18 F from Canada, I’m 5’3, 110 lbs, with long brown hair and brown eyes, I have dimples, a tight toned body, and belly piercing. You and I have been dating for about a year, you are the captain of the football team and I am head cheerleader. It is the final game of the season against our rival school, near the end of the game the score is tied up, we run the last play and just as the final buzzer goes off we get the winning touchdown. The crowd goes wild and we all go running onto the field to celebrate, I run out to look for you.. (please reply with your name, age, and a description of yourself and then continue the role play)
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