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#21 - I mean I can't recall him ever doing anything wrong when sex w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Quagmire 0
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#26 - DiabloStrawhat (05/18/2016) [-]
You've got a point. ANd he showed himself to be pretty observant during his whole tirade against Brian.
#11 - He's a park ranger he knew the associated risks and dangers an… 05/17/2016 on Park ranger guy saves dog... +3
#125 - for all we know it's 1/graham's number there is no science or … 05/13/2016 on cant be wrong 0
#25 - space is infinite but matter and energy are not  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on cant be wrong 0
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#93 - emiyashirou (05/13/2016) [-]
Spice is finite at any point in time, though until quantum physics tells us it isn't, at least. . It expands.
#5 - thing is we don't know the probability there could be 100 bill…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2016 on cant be wrong +1
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#96 - emiyashirou (05/13/2016) [-]
As a gross underestimation, there's 10^29 stars in the observable universe, so unless the chance of life occurring is infinitesimally small, I'd wager there should be at least one other sentient species in the universe. Whether we'll ever encounter them is besides the point
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#125 - andytang (05/13/2016) [-]
for all we know it's 1/graham's number there is no science or probability in your statement that is faith not science it's no different from saying there's a god b/c there has to be
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#18 - forsakensaint (05/13/2016) [-]
Well, as far as we know space is rather seemingly infinite and expanding, so the chance of just 1 planet (earth) from the millions and millions of other planets and universes being the only one to have life seems kinda odd as well.

Think it will be just a matter of time (Im gonna get wild and say in the next 25-35years) that we discover some form of other life outside of this planet (Likely something small at first like bacteria and shit, nothing too outstanding. But yet major enough to prove that there is other life, and possibly other lifeforms outside of our norm.
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#25 - andytang (05/13/2016) [-]
space is infinite but matter and energy are not
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#93 - emiyashirou (05/13/2016) [-]
Spice is finite at any point in time, though until quantum physics tells us it isn't, at least. . It expands.
#10 - pregnancy last 9 months  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2016 on Is my boner showing? +62
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#13 - theugandanhero (05/08/2016) [-]
I'm 21 but I still don't understand what's going on...
Like, what's weird about having a sister that's half a year older than you?

Reposting this comment in reply to what you said because I still don't understand the inconsistency here and at this point I feel like I'm being messed with
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#16 - crampers (05/08/2016) [-]
Half year = 6 months
Pregnancy = 9 months
"Have sister that is 6 months older than me"

1. Anon fucked up
2. Anons' "sister" is from another marriage and he doesn't differ her form being a half-sister
3. Anon was concieved shit early
#15 - jackthexiv (05/08/2016) [-]
okay now, lets say you're born, right. now, momma has just had a baby, Now, to work on your sister, Daddy's gonna tap the sweet sugar, and put another seed in.

and so now, Your sister is gonna Be baking in the oven Womb, In the the womb, just in case you actually dont know what that means,,, and will be ready in 9 months, SO there needs to be at least 9 months between you an dyour sister's birthday, unless she was born premature.
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#24 - theugandanhero (05/08/2016) [-]
Damn thank you, I can be honest in saying I'm retarded
Thanks again.
#36 - those dislikes aren't going to make them rethink anything beca… 05/08/2016 on Can we take a moment to... +6
#7 - You'll never be one of the *********** greats  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2016 on boxing 0
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#9 - theugandanhero (05/07/2016) [-]

>pick one
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#8 - buckymcbadbait (05/07/2016) [-]
I'll fuck your dick
#6 - I mean it's better than the alternative of those people who ha… 05/06/2016 on WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT SHE... +2
#6 - yeah but this is the most realistic approach tbh 8-ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2016 on Unrequited +1
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#9 - pokemonstheshiz (05/06/2016) [-]
Yui also doesn't want to break up the group, Yukino and 8man seem to be the first friends she's had that she can be herself around, rather than just tagging along.
tbh I think the only possible happy ending is for them to just never get together, part ways when they go to college, and maybe form a relationship there.
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#5 - revengeforfreeze (10/13/2013) [-]
ura fagt m8
#3 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#4 to #3 - andytang (07/19/2013) [-]
i dont know who you are and im not dylan