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#46 - Obvious troll. Atleast create an account if you want to save t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット 0
#47 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
That's a pretty toxic defense mechanism, but as long as it helps you sleep at night. I imagine it's hard sleeping as it is with all that muslim cock filling your orifices.
#43 - I think tanned women are considered so attractive, especially …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット 0
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#44 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
true. now, a tan means a person is regularly seen on the beaches of foreign lands, which is obviously something for the elite.

but for me, its just the fact that a pale skin creates contrast and naturally highlights a girls features. brown eyes, brown hair with pale skin looks just amazing. take Emma Watson for example.

problem is i'm not very attracted to European women, not because of their looks, but because of clash of cultures and the fact that i want to go back to live in Kurdistan.
#41 - That's true. Most people do it to some degree, so it looks fai…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット 0
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#42 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
thats a damn shame, because like the outcast i am, i really prefer pale girls over (unnaturally) tanned girls.

i once asked my buddies about this and they were all unanimously in favor of tanner women. i was the only one that thought that a pale girl was quite the sight.
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#43 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
I think tanned women are considered so attractive, especially in Norway because of the same principles in southerner countries and from older times. Being pale in southerner countries is attractive because it means the person has wealth and dosent have to work in the sun. In older times, fat women were considered attractive for the same reason (Wealth means you can afford food) because people generally were poor.
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#44 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
true. now, a tan means a person is regularly seen on the beaches of foreign lands, which is obviously something for the elite.

but for me, its just the fact that a pale skin creates contrast and naturally highlights a girls features. brown eyes, brown hair with pale skin looks just amazing. take Emma Watson for example.

problem is i'm not very attracted to European women, not because of their looks, but because of clash of cultures and the fact that i want to go back to live in Kurdistan.
#39 - >> #30 The reason she would be considered whi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット 0
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#40 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
Cant blame me though, i didn't know Norway was full of tanning moms and the cast of Jersey/Geordie shore.
#41 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
That's true. Most people do it to some degree, so it looks fairly natural and attractive to most people. There are however those people who use a LOT of time in sunbeds or use self tanning and end up looking like trump or worse. There's a slang term for 14 year old girls in Norway who only care about looks and usually are pretty stupid "Fjortis" It's not uncommon for them to look like this.
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#42 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
thats a damn shame, because like the outcast i am, i really prefer pale girls over (unnaturally) tanned girls.

i once asked my buddies about this and they were all unanimously in favor of tanner women. i was the only one that thought that a pale girl was quite the sight.
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#43 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
I think tanned women are considered so attractive, especially in Norway because of the same principles in southerner countries and from older times. Being pale in southerner countries is attractive because it means the person has wealth and dosent have to work in the sun. In older times, fat women were considered attractive for the same reason (Wealth means you can afford food) because people generally were poor.
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#44 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
true. now, a tan means a person is regularly seen on the beaches of foreign lands, which is obviously something for the elite.

but for me, its just the fact that a pale skin creates contrast and naturally highlights a girls features. brown eyes, brown hair with pale skin looks just amazing. take Emma Watson for example.

problem is i'm not very attracted to European women, not because of their looks, but because of clash of cultures and the fact that i want to go back to live in Kurdistan.
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#38 - To be fair, Norway currently have a very strict immigration p…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット 0
#45 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
There's no reason to deny it and just push all the shit on Sweden.

Norwegian is the second most popular language to learn on Duolingo in Norway, due to your high immigration rate. Not to mention all the recent news articles and stories about Norway and your problems with immigration. Face it, you're only barely better than Sweden when it comes to throwing away your cultural heritage in favor of Islam.
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#46 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
Obvious troll. Atleast create an account if you want to save those red pinkies.
#47 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
That's a pretty toxic defense mechanism, but as long as it helps you sleep at night. I imagine it's hard sleeping as it is with all that muslim cock filling your orifices.
#30 - Im Norwegian, and i would definitely call her white.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット +2
#36 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
To be fair, a Norwegian is not a reliable source to determine that, what with your immigration problem.
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#38 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
To be fair, Norway currently have a very strict immigration policy, if you actually knew what you were talking about. About 10% of the population consists of foreigners. This percentage mostly consists of Polish, Swedish and Lithuanian immigrants. Those are white people Norway =/= Sweden. Just because they are two countries with fairly simmilar culture and language, dosen't mean they have the same policies and government. Just like America =/= Canada.
#45 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
There's no reason to deny it and just push all the shit on Sweden.

Norwegian is the second most popular language to learn on Duolingo in Norway, due to your high immigration rate. Not to mention all the recent news articles and stories about Norway and your problems with immigration. Face it, you're only barely better than Sweden when it comes to throwing away your cultural heritage in favor of Islam.
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#46 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
Obvious troll. Atleast create an account if you want to save those red pinkies.
#47 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
That's a pretty toxic defense mechanism, but as long as it helps you sleep at night. I imagine it's hard sleeping as it is with all that muslim cock filling your orifices.
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#34 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
>>#26

like i said, some people have different definitions of white. also, keep in mind that in countries like the Netherlands, Germany and Sweden, there are a lot of foreigners, which makes the checklist for "whiteness" a little more exclusive.

here's an explanation. obviously, even in northern Europeans you have specimens that exhibit a slight difference from the average features. in a country like Norway, where there aren't a lot of foreigners (or at least nowhere near as much as in Sweden, Netherlands etc etc), someones ethnicity is not quickly doubted; as long as it broadly falls within the core features of said race, then more likely than not, you're part of that race by default and by lack of an alternative.

but in a country where said race isn't the only race around (and considering the fact that middle easterners and Europeans, to an extent, share some features), the list gets more exclusive. in this specific case, her features can be described as Caucasian as well as middle Eastern. but since many middle easterners also fall under the BIOLOGICAL UMBRELLA TERM Caucasian (not the social term) the list gets tighter, and she seems in the end to have more in common with Middle Easterners than with Northern Europeans. on that basis, she is not white, at least, not in The Netherlands.

she might be white in Norway because of a lack of a better term or racial ethnicity, because the vast majority of people living within Norway are white, so she's probably just a little "exotic" but otherwise also white. if you read the replies to comment >>#26 you can see a swede agreeing with me.

SO, Comprendo?
#39 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
>>#30

The reason she would be considered white in Norway by most Norwegians is because her skin tone and features are mainly very simmilar to many Norwegians. I don't know what idea you have about how Norwegians look, but we're far from being albinos. There's a bigger percentage of blonde and pale people in Norway than other southern countries, but there's a LOT of Norwegians who are very tan, black hair, brown eyes, etc. Not only by genetics, but being tan is a feature most Norwegians sought after. Girls in their in the age of 15-30 are extreme on this area in Norway. Im not sure if i can explain quite how extreme, but let's just say a lot of Norwegians go a far way to look more tan than they naturally do, which increases how broadly we use the term "white" I can't speak for all Norwegians, obviously, but my general impression is that a person between 4 on 5 on the scale is considered white.

We usually also only talk about skin color, when we consider if someone is white or not. It's common to say someone looks white but they might have a greek decent because of their features.



I agree with most of what you're saying. However i don't think she's considered white in Norway because of a lack of a better term. >Her skin color is very simmilar to ours, and therefore she is white. If she told me she was Norwegian, i wouldn't doubt her. I might assume that her grand, or grand grand parents originated from further south because of her features. I also think Norwegians desire to be tan plays a huge role in what we consider white.
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#40 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
Cant blame me though, i didn't know Norway was full of tanning moms and the cast of Jersey/Geordie shore.
#41 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
That's true. Most people do it to some degree, so it looks fairly natural and attractive to most people. There are however those people who use a LOT of time in sunbeds or use self tanning and end up looking like trump or worse. There's a slang term for 14 year old girls in Norway who only care about looks and usually are pretty stupid "Fjortis" It's not uncommon for them to look like this.
User avatar
#42 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
thats a damn shame, because like the outcast i am, i really prefer pale girls over (unnaturally) tanned girls.

i once asked my buddies about this and they were all unanimously in favor of tanner women. i was the only one that thought that a pale girl was quite the sight.
User avatar
#43 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
I think tanned women are considered so attractive, especially in Norway because of the same principles in southerner countries and from older times. Being pale in southerner countries is attractive because it means the person has wealth and dosent have to work in the sun. In older times, fat women were considered attractive for the same reason (Wealth means you can afford food) because people generally were poor.
User avatar
#44 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
true. now, a tan means a person is regularly seen on the beaches of foreign lands, which is obviously something for the elite.

but for me, its just the fact that a pale skin creates contrast and naturally highlights a girls features. brown eyes, brown hair with pale skin looks just amazing. take Emma Watson for example.

problem is i'm not very attracted to European women, not because of their looks, but because of clash of cultures and the fact that i want to go back to live in Kurdistan.
#51 - Im Norwegian and i've never heard of this in any of my history…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2016 on Fireball +1
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#53 - stifflimb (05/08/2016) [-]
Earlier times, likely before christianity was a thing, it seemed to be a thing going around, in warmer countries the bad kind of afterlife was looked upon like something burning and scorching while in colder regions it was looked upon like a frozen wasteland, guess it came from what was a danger to peoples living, drought for warm places, frost for colder.
#149 - You've gotta drop mice off really far away for them not to fin… 05/03/2016 on Cruelty-free mousetrap +24
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#18 to #17 - andrz (01/07/2016) [-]
u sneaky ******.
1. are you asian?
2. do you read minds?
#19 to #18 - joshlol (01/07/2016) [-]
1. no
2. yes
#11 - blobboy (02/28/2015) [-]
"Numb"

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me,
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you.

And I know
I may end up failing too.
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
Become so tired, so much more aware.
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
(I'm tired of being what you want me to be)
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.
(I'm tired of being what you want me to be)
#9 - mrpotatofudge (01/21/2015) [-]
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#10 to #9 - andrz (01/21/2015) [-]
thnkx bru