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#21 - The Transformers / Fast and Furious crossover's looking pretty…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on Someone clicked next day... +10
User avatar #29 - transformnerdtwo (08/26/2015) [-]
Optimus Fine.
#244 - Comment deleted 08/25/2015 on Past to Present +1
#38 - I am reminded of the scalping scene from the Saw movies … 08/16/2015 on Tying your daughter's hair 0
#54 - Comment deleted 08/12/2015 on Radish +1
#53 - Comment deleted 08/08/2015 on artception 0
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on artception +2
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#47 - >Use dishwasher so no fear of sponges >Live on land …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2015 on Will you press it 4 +1
User avatar #59 - theguywhoaskswhy (08/06/2015) [-]
Reminds me of a story...
While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded. As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this is the same elephant. The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.

Probably not the same elephant then.

My point is, you can't avoid it forever. You're elephant will come for you. It will find you. And it will kill you.
#118 - Picture 06/16/2015 on Wait... Wait... Wait... YES +31
#67 - BASE BUILDING WEAPON MODDING CUSTOM POWER ARMOR VE…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/15/2015 on MFW Fallout 4 +268
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#230 - repostforlife (06/16/2015) [-]
btw, just wanted to say that we have the same pic
User avatar #291 - germanblood (06/16/2015) [-]
But yours is gay...
User avatar #293 - tacolishous (06/16/2015) [-]
Ain't nothing gay about fucking a man in the ass.
#295 - hassmikly (06/16/2015) [-]
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#298 - anon (06/16/2015) [-]
edman pls ban
User avatar #81 - repostforlife (06/15/2015) [-]
I feel like people are going to start worshipping Todd Howard
User avatar #355 - brayburn (06/16/2015) [-]
That sounds like heretic talk.

You're no heretic, are you?
#175 - petrustitus (06/15/2015) [-]
Its Skyrim all over again. And then they will reveal the next Elder Scrolls in a few years and the same will happen. Its a never ending cycle.
#127 - gruntmastr (06/15/2015) [-]
It had begun already
#82 - drgoob (06/15/2015) [-]
Implying people havent started sacrificing animals in his name
#42 - I thought this was a Shockwave Hilarious and or…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on What a shockwave looks like +4
User avatar #47 - pasadenamudslide (05/31/2015) [-]
Soundwave was better

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