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latest user's comments

#71 - mechanicexlain need your advice My power steering pu… 4 hours ago on andriod's profile 0
#31 - Didn't the Allies basically create the modern day middle east …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Repubes 0
#38 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
Well the league of nations created the modern landscape with Sykes Picot which purposefully put groups that hated each other to ensure dictatorships would spring up in the power struggle in the former Ottoman empire.
#122 - I really can't wrap my head around why Hilary has such a chanc…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2015 on Muricaaaaa' +1
User avatar #126 - atrocitustheking (07/31/2015) [-]
Despite being a libtard, I think that whole email fiasco was a rare time the Repubs are actually on to something.
User avatar #125 - asotil (07/31/2015) [-]
Listen here son
Come a bit closer
Closer
Just a little more
Right there
You know why she's talked about as though she would ever, under any circumstances, be a decent political candidate? SHE'S A FUCKING WOMAN

NOTHING ELSE
#124 - anon (07/31/2015) [-]
Agreed. But to be honest. She's a liberal. Plain and simple. Just like with obama. People voted for him mainly because he is black. If you didnt, you're racist. And with hillary people will vote for her simply because she is a woman and if you don't you're sexist. That is how the United States of America is in 2015. Here's your fucking pamphlet.
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User avatar #87 - Garude (07/28/2015) [-]
Dear god wtf?
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User avatar #71 - andriod (4 hours ago) [-]
mechanicexlain need your advice

My power steering pump on my 93 Comaro has officially died on me. This mechanic friend of my fathers is going to charge 100 bucks just for the part. Does that sound right to you?

Also generally how difficult is it to replace them? I might attempt the install myself
#68 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm all yours baby.
User avatar #69 to #68 - andriod (03/24/2015) [-]
You impress me.

You get to live
User avatar #57 - apocalypse (02/08/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #58 to #57 - andriod (02/09/2015) [-]
I love you to babe
User avatar #60 to #58 - apocalypse (02/10/2015) [-]
You're my favorite
User avatar #61 to #60 - andriod (02/10/2015) [-]
Same
User avatar #38 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/29/2015) [-]
Man, this website hasn't changed a bit in all these years I haven't been on.
How are ya buddy? Not spoken to you in a loooong time.
User avatar #59 to #38 - apocalypse (02/10/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #62 to #59 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
I think I only remember you being a dick, bruh
User avatar #63 to #62 - apocalypse (02/12/2015) [-]
I was like your best friend once
User avatar #64 to #63 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
I do remember you being an alright guy, but then you did something and I deleted you.
User avatar #65 to #64 - apocalypse (02/12/2015) [-]
I left a game of zombies and then you got mad and called me a dick and then I got mad
User avatar #66 to #65 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh, that's a bit silly. Got a skype or a steam?
User avatar #67 to #66 - apocalypse (02/13/2015) [-]
I don't have a skype but this is my steam

steamcommunity.com/id/SmegmaButter
User avatar #39 to #38 - andriod (01/29/2015) [-]
Well I'll be damned, Thought you had died. Im glad to see I was wrong.

What the hell have you been up to in the last 3 years?
User avatar #40 to #39 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/29/2015) [-]
Breathing, living; you know, the good stuff.
What have you been up to?
Got a Skype or a Steam account which I can add?
User avatar #41 to #40 - andriod (01/29/2015) [-]
I had a Skype but I never use the damn thing. I do have a steam account though, Its Gravehacker00.

So I have to ask, What made you sign in after being gone for so long? You had escaped man, Why'ed you come back in?
User avatar #43 to #41 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh **** , you got a lot of hours on Dark Souls 1 and 2, we should PvP some time.
User avatar #44 to #43 - andriod (01/31/2015) [-]
Hell yeah dude, Ive never actually been able to PvP with someone I know. When I get my PC fixed, We definitely need too. Everyone Ive ever tried to get to play the game gets turned off because they find it so hard and never really get past that.

And If you think thats a lot of hours logged, You would be terrified if that took into account my console hours. Those games were essentially my life for months
User avatar #45 to #44 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
You play Souls on console too? Because I got Souls 1 and 2 for PC and Souls 2 for PS3.
I love this franchise. I plan on doing another playthrough after the new patch hits on 5th Feb.
What happened to your PC? Steam says you've not logged in for over a month, must be something serious, huh?
User avatar #46 to #45 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
I only have Souls 1 for Xbox and PC and souls 2 for PC. I never really got into the ps3 because of my terrible luck with them. Every time Ive gotten a ps3 they have broken on me in the first month. Ironically enough, Ive never had an Xbox break on me. My my original from like 2005 still works to this day. If I had to guess, Ive probably logged near 1200 hours on my xbox version. Like I said, I played a lot of Dark Souls lol.

And yeah, My pc is a bad stroke of luck as well. I'm fairly sure I fried the motherboard when I changed cases. With usual days of around 80% humidity I thought I'd be fine without the anti static wrist band. I was wrong. Now Im pondering what I want to do when I get some more money together. Im not sure if I want to just swap the board out or If I want to save up and upgrade my CPU along with the motherboard. I built it back in 2010 so I'm definitely a bit dated.I never really cared for Steam to begin with, So once I got stuck with this crappy little laptop I never bothered to sign in again. Last game I tried to play with some friends nearly made the laptop burst into flames.

Have you heard that the Admin has been having little DJ parties? He actually sounds like a pretty chill dude. He's got a voice that was almost as smooth as yours was several years ago.
User avatar #49 to #46 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Weird, got a pop up saying you replied to my comment #47 yet I don't see anything.
Is there a new feature I'm missing or something?
User avatar #51 to #49 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
No, I ended up deleting my comment because I forgot to add in the other stuff I wanted to say.
User avatar #47 to #46 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Holy hell, 1200 hours? I'm getting a little nervous facing you in PvP now lol.

If all you need is a working motherboard, couldn't you just buy a compatible motherboard right now, and a couple of weeks/months later upgrade your CPU? Why do you need a new CPU anyway? If you built it back in 2010 I'd be more concerned about the GPU.

Admin is a DJ? Who does he host parties for?
User avatar #50 to #47 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
Even with all that time logged, Im still not very good at it. I usually end up losing more often then not haha.

My current parts are for the LGA 1155 CHIPSET. That chipset has basically been retired. That means I'm stuck using outdated CPU's and Motherboards. While I don't think its bottlenecking me, I still would like to have the potential to move up if I ever wanted to. Plus I'd like to ability to overclock my CPU or GPU and that is not possible with LGA 1155 motherboards. Normally I'd agree about the GPU but I put a 670 in sometime back in 2012 and it still maxes most games at 1080p.

And no, Admin isn't a real DJ xD. I worded that badly. Basically he occasionally streams party music through FJ and interacts with people in the comments. Its amusing. He also posted some legit pictures of his legs and arms a while back and he is actually pretty beefy
User avatar #52 to #50 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh, that makes sense, you're probably gonna need to sink in another $200+ into a CPU + motherboard combo. Should last you a while though with that 670.

Sounds like a good time, but I wouldn't be interested lol. I'll be off FJ again once you get yo ass back on steam.
User avatar #53 to #52 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
Don't let me keep you lol.
It'll probably be a while before I get back on Steam. Just send me a friend request and Ill make sure to add you then.

What kinda system are you rocking currently?
User avatar #54 to #53 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
i7 2600, 560 ti, 8gb RAM as the basics. Treats me well, can play pretty much all games just fine.
User avatar #55 to #54 - andriod (02/02/2015) [-]
Thats a rare GPU to hear about. You don't usually hear to much about the 500 series anymore. Im wondering if I really do enough gaming to warrant getting one of the new 970's. There such great cards for the price
User avatar #56 to #55 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/03/2015) [-]
Go for it, what could go wrong? I'd like to go for one but I'd have to replace my PSU and that's a pain.
User avatar #70 to #56 - andriod (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you have a ps4?

I got bloodborne and am looking for some Jolly Cooperation
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/31/2015) [-]
My friend remembered about his FJ account and sent me one of his old posts, so I thought I'd sign in and check things out.
#31 - miia (09/14/2014) [-]
Who is you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - andriod (09/14/2014) [-]
A random nobody who finds you comments humorous.


You also got me to read the source material that your account name stems from
#33 to #32 - miia (09/14/2014) [-]
okay sure
User avatar #34 to #33 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
A friend of mine just had a baby 3 weeks ago. She named her "Miia".

Because of you, I now think of snakey every time her name is brought up.
Y U DO THIS 2 ME?!?
User avatar #35 to #34 - miia (09/18/2014) [-]
ask her if that's why
User avatar #36 to #35 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
I honeslt would question her sanity if that was the case.


Namimg your child after a character from one of these comics is a bit odd
User avatar #27 - kartracer (07/20/2013) [-]
HOLY **** I'M ALIVE.
User avatar #28 to #27 - andriod (08/14/2013) [-]
HOLY **** YOU ARE ALIVE!
User avatar #21 - freshblob (06/11/2012) [-]
Long time no talk and stuff
How ya been?
User avatar #23 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
So he's safe and hasn't been shot.
User avatar #26 to #23 - andriod (07/04/2013) [-]
Biatch I neva get kiled
User avatar #24 to #5199 - freshblob (06/18/2012) [-]
Well, that's good
Thanks whoever you are
User avatar #22 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
The owner of this account won't be able to respond to this for a long time so I'll tell you.
He finished the training and got sent to a base in Afghanistan. He won't be back until February at the earliest. They don't have computers where he's at apparently.

User avatar #19 - kartracer (02/22/2012) [-]
Yoooooooooo


Been a while dude!!!
User avatar #20 to #5195 - andriod (02/25/2012) [-]
Has been indeed! :D

What have you been up to?
Same old same old?
#1 - andriod (01/14/2012) [-]
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My girlfriend drew this :D

#3 to #5177 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/14/2012) [-]
That is 			*******		 amazingly done   
   
It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android   
   
I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
That is ******* amazingly done

It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android

I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
User avatar #4 to #5179 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
She did very well for not being an art student. I thought it looked great too but I wasnt sure if I was being biased or not. thanks! :D

Oh yes, I do recall that... mess shall we say?
Rather unfortunate that they couldn't stop the bleeding....


And I simply adore your gif as usual
#5 to #5180 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less   
   
And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones   
   
So here's one, that I havn't used much
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less

And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones

So here's one, that I havn't used much
User avatar #6 to #5181 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
So cute XD
say what you will but I love generation 5
User avatar #7 to #5182 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
As anime or game?
User avatar #8 to #5183 - andriod (01/16/2012) [-]
Game and pokemons.


I stopped watching the show years ago.
Ash's voice actor began to irritate me
User avatar #9 to #5184 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/16/2012) [-]
I remembered when someone linked a site to watch pokémon online, since I don't have the channels where they air (if they do) pokémon in Denmark
So right now I'm at Diamon and Pearl (Season 10) and I miss Ash's old voice cause the new one he got in season 9 sucks
And dawns voice is just annoying
But it's okay... The only annyoing thing I know that'll come is season 11's intro
It really suck
User avatar #10 to #5185 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
I Imagine the Japanese sub would be so much better.
They try to make English mend with the mouth moments of Japanese, so they end up butchering it. Then they choose the worst voice actors on top. DX

You really don't have Cartoon Network on your cable plan?
thats...rare
User avatar #11 to #5186 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
Never
Parents didn't want to buy it, no matter how many times I asked, so I've lived without Cartoon Network, dinsey channel, Jetix, etc.
I know... Rare... And some would even say sad
User avatar #12 to #5187 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
murder your parents :D
User avatar #13 to #5188 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
But they pay for the channels D:
User avatar #14 to #5189 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
With your inheritance you pay for the channel yourself :D
User avatar #15 to #5190 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
Their debt will go to me aswell
User avatar #17 to #5192 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
I would also have a hard time explaining what had happened
User avatar #18 to #5178 - andriod (01/19/2012) [-]
Herro old friend
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