Login or register


Last status update:
Personal Info
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Location:uNDER yOUR bED
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4056
Comment Ranking:#5638
Highest Content Rank:#403
Highest Comment Rank:#665
Content Thumbs: 23935 total,  26672 ,  2737
Comment Thumbs: 9611 total,  13052 ,  3441
Content Level Progress: 91.4% (914/1000)
Level 221 Content: Mind Blower → Level 222 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Content Views:649314
Times Content Favorited:2043 times
Total Comments Made:9591
FJ Points:28015
Favorite Tags: i (5) | a (4) | the (4) | You (4) | nigger (3) | this (3) | bitches (2) | front (2) | in (2) | is (2) | it (2) | me (2) | my (2) | on (2)
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

  • Views: 53679
    Thumbs Up 3319 Thumbs Down 73 Total: +3246
    Comments: 442
    Favorites: 252
    Uploaded: 07/10/11
    They know They know
  • Views: 50420
    Thumbs Up 1382 Thumbs Down 70 Total: +1312
    Comments: 146
    Favorites: 46
    Uploaded: 02/23/14
    Body Builder problems Body Builder problems
  • Views: 42606
    Thumbs Up 1133 Thumbs Down 45 Total: +1088
    Comments: 33
    Favorites: 48
    Uploaded: 01/16/14
    Hindsight Hindsight
  • Views: 32094
    Thumbs Up 1153 Thumbs Down 176 Total: +977
    Comments: 281
    Favorites: 133
    Uploaded: 12/30/10
    just cruel just cruel
  • Views: 25254
    Thumbs Up 938 Thumbs Down 26 Total: +912
    Comments: 93
    Favorites: 121
    Uploaded: 11/02/10
    cop troll fail cop troll fail
  • Views: 23388
    Thumbs Up 849 Thumbs Down 40 Total: +809
    Comments: 58
    Favorites: 85
    Uploaded: 01/10/11
    ms paint ms paint
  • Views: 31049
    Thumbs Up 553 Thumbs Down 73 Total: +480
    Comments: 129
    Favorites: 120
    Uploaded: 01/22/15
    Framerate fo days Framerate fo days
  • Views: 24681
    Thumbs Up 409 Thumbs Down 53 Total: +356
    Comments: 100
    Favorites: 80
    Uploaded: 01/22/15
    Drop It Drop It
  • Views: 2564
    Thumbs Up 19 Thumbs Down 7 Total: +12
    Comments: 49
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/10/11
    my anime drawing my anime drawing
  • Views: 1806
    Thumbs Up 13 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +11
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 04/03/15
    Prepare yourselfs Prepare yourselfs
  • Views: 2260
    Thumbs Up 18 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +9
    Comments: 22
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/12/11
    my anime drawing! 2 my anime drawing! 2
  • Views: 7592
    Thumbs Up 47 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +37
    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 03/09/13
    Priscilla's Chastity Belt Priscilla's Chastity Belt
  • Views: 1858
    Thumbs Up 27 Thumbs Down 1 Total: +26
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 4
    Uploaded: 08/07/11
    Real life amnesia the dark decent! Real life amnesia the dark decent!
  • Views: 1348
    Thumbs Up 25 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +21
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 5
    Uploaded: 11/27/10
    misleading art misleading art
  • Views: 934
    Thumbs Up 15 Thumbs Down 0 Total: +15
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 4
    Uploaded: 12/05/10
    lol wat lol wat
  • Views: 1577
    Thumbs Up 17 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +15
    Comments: 21
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 09/17/10
    dont watch dont watch
  • Views: 868
    Thumbs Up 13 Thumbs Down 1 Total: +12
    Comments: 8
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/16/11
    peacock peacock

HD Gifs / WebMs

  • Views: 11109
    Thumbs Up 157 Thumbs Down 21 Total: +136
    Comments: 14
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 10/10/14
    Welcome back Welcome back
  • Views: 8301
    Thumbs Up 127 Thumbs Down 18 Total: +109
    Comments: 73
    Favorites: 8
    Uploaded: 01/27/15
    Every MMO ever Every MMO ever
  • Views: 6880
    Thumbs Up 107 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +97
    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 10
    Uploaded: 02/05/14
    Let me improve your childhood Let me improve your childhood
  • Views: 6808
    Thumbs Up 104 Thumbs Down 14 Total: +90
    Comments: 10
    Favorites: 5
    Uploaded: 02/05/14
    A Moment Of Your Time Please A Moment Of Your Time Please
  • Views: 3983
    Thumbs Up 53 Thumbs Down 10 Total: +43
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 09/07/14
    Syndra staph Syndra staph
  • Views: 5830
    Thumbs Up 28 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +25
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 20
    Uploaded: 03/01/10
    sweet sweet

latest user's comments

#148 - Got ya fam 05/25/2016 on Webms you've already seen +1
#46 - This version has an impossibly potent venom that acts as an ap…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Nurse Manticore 0
User avatar
#53 - veya (05/24/2016) [-]
...yeah, no, that's even worse.

I will take the venom that kills me over the one that clouds my judgement any day of the week.
#270 - You say this but I just had my hardest fight in the entire gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Who Are You? 0
#271 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/23/2016) [-]
Yeah well you said it yourself, a giant dragon dildo of stunlocking is going to do some damage.
#265 - I didn't find it to be that difficult overall and I only used …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on Who Are You? +1
#276 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/23/2016) [-]
I dunno, cheesing my way through an area just because enemies are lazily designed seems like cheating to me.

I mean, I have beaten two pontiff knights and a fire witch in 3 vs 1 but the whole thing was so frustrating and time consuming I'd grown even more pissed off.

All I want is the enemies to be constrained by the same stuff I am, being staggerable and limited by stamina, it is not really fun when you dodge 5 attacks in row only to be stunlocked and beaten to death without any chance to retaliate. Something like that never happened to me in DS2.
#133 - Can anyone find me a youtube link of that last one? I'll … 05/19/2016 on Webms you've already seen +1
#126 - >Implying it didn't break you again. Not my… 05/19/2016 on Webms you've already seen +3
#75 - Jaysus, This is better then porn 05/15/2016 on Laser engraving an AR15 lower +1
#281 - I appreciate the offer but I got him. Like I said, Took me lik… 05/14/2016 on brooooooooooooooooooooo 0
#279 - Its his second phase that really kicked my ass. His dual explo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2016 on brooooooooooooooooooooo 0
User avatar
#280 - okamibanshu (05/13/2016) [-]
if you haven't killed him i'm on ps4 and can smoke him for ya
i'm on play-through...5 i think, maybe 4, i got bord and stopped lol i got to the point where i was killing the nameless king with only one or two hits not counting shield hits ;D
User avatar
#281 - andriod (05/14/2016) [-]
I appreciate the offer but I got him. Like I said, Took me like 3-4 times. Im currently distracted with Aldrich's covenant because its practically none stop pvp.

Only downside being there is almost always at least 2 summons with the host and an honorable gauntlet fight is none existent.
#40 - Sorry m8 but Doll Waifu is the best, By a very wide margin. … 05/11/2016 on [Dark Souls 3] Quagmire +1
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (66)
Anonymous comments allowed.
66 comments displayed.
#68 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm all yours baby.
#69 to #68 - andriod (03/24/2015) [-]
You impress me.

You get to live
#57 - apocalypse (02/08/2015) [-]
Ayy lmao
#58 to #57 - andriod (02/09/2015) [-]
I love you to babe
#60 to #58 - apocalypse (02/10/2015) [-]
You're my favorite
#61 to #60 - andriod (02/10/2015) [-]
#38 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/29/2015) [-]
Man, this website hasn't changed a bit in all these years I haven't been on.
How are ya buddy? Not spoken to you in a loooong time.
#59 to #38 - apocalypse (02/10/2015) [-]
I love you
#62 to #59 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
I think I only remember you being a dick, bruh
#63 to #62 - apocalypse (02/12/2015) [-]
I was like your best friend once
#64 to #63 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
I do remember you being an alright guy, but then you did something and I deleted you.
#65 to #64 - apocalypse (02/12/2015) [-]
I left a game of zombies and then you got mad and called me a dick and then I got mad
#66 to #65 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh, that's a bit silly. Got a skype or a steam?
#67 to #66 - apocalypse (02/13/2015) [-]
I don't have a skype but this is my steam

#39 to #38 - andriod (01/29/2015) [-]
Well I'll be damned, Thought you had died. Im glad to see I was wrong.

What the hell have you been up to in the last 3 years?
#40 to #39 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/29/2015) [-]
Breathing, living; you know, the good stuff.
What have you been up to?
Got a Skype or a Steam account which I can add?
#41 to #40 - andriod (01/29/2015) [-]
I had a Skype but I never use the damn thing. I do have a steam account though, Its Gravehacker00.

So I have to ask, What made you sign in after being gone for so long? You had escaped man, Why'ed you come back in?
#43 to #41 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh ****, you got a lot of hours on Dark Souls 1 and 2, we should PvP some time.
#44 to #43 - andriod (01/31/2015) [-]
Hell yeah dude, Ive never actually been able to PvP with someone I know. When I get my PC fixed, We definitely need too. Everyone Ive ever tried to get to play the game gets turned off because they find it so hard and never really get past that.

And If you think thats a lot of hours logged, You would be terrified if that took into account my console hours. Those games were essentially my life for months
#45 to #44 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
You play Souls on console too? Because I got Souls 1 and 2 for PC and Souls 2 for PS3.
I love this franchise. I plan on doing another playthrough after the new patch hits on 5th Feb.
What happened to your PC? Steam says you've not logged in for over a month, must be something serious, huh?
#46 to #45 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
I only have Souls 1 for Xbox and PC and souls 2 for PC. I never really got into the ps3 because of my terrible luck with them. Every time Ive gotten a ps3 they have broken on me in the first month. Ironically enough, Ive never had an Xbox break on me. My my original from like 2005 still works to this day. If I had to guess, Ive probably logged near 1200 hours on my xbox version. Like I said, I played a lot of Dark Souls lol.

And yeah, My pc is a bad stroke of luck as well. I'm fairly sure I fried the motherboard when I changed cases. With usual days of around 80% humidity I thought I'd be fine without the anti static wrist band. I was wrong. Now Im pondering what I want to do when I get some more money together. Im not sure if I want to just swap the board out or If I want to save up and upgrade my CPU along with the motherboard. I built it back in 2010 so I'm definitely a bit dated.I never really cared for Steam to begin with, So once I got stuck with this crappy little laptop I never bothered to sign in again. Last game I tried to play with some friends nearly made the laptop burst into flames.

Have you heard that the Admin has been having little DJ parties? He actually sounds like a pretty chill dude. He's got a voice that was almost as smooth as yours was several years ago.
#49 to #46 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Weird, got a pop up saying you replied to my comment #47 yet I don't see anything.
Is there a new feature I'm missing or something?
#51 to #49 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
No, I ended up deleting my comment because I forgot to add in the other stuff I wanted to say.
#47 to #46 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Holy hell, 1200 hours? I'm getting a little nervous facing you in PvP now lol.

If all you need is a working motherboard, couldn't you just buy a compatible motherboard right now, and a couple of weeks/months later upgrade your CPU? Why do you need a new CPU anyway? If you built it back in 2010 I'd be more concerned about the GPU.

Admin is a DJ? Who does he host parties for?
#50 to #47 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
Even with all that time logged, Im still not very good at it. I usually end up losing more often then not haha.

My current parts are for the LGA 1155 CHIPSET. That chipset has basically been retired. That means I'm stuck using outdated CPU's and Motherboards. While I don't think its bottlenecking me, I still would like to have the potential to move up if I ever wanted to. Plus I'd like to ability to overclock my CPU or GPU and that is not possible with LGA 1155 motherboards. Normally I'd agree about the GPU but I put a 670 in sometime back in 2012 and it still maxes most games at 1080p.

And no, Admin isn't a real DJ xD. I worded that badly. Basically he occasionally streams party music through FJ and interacts with people in the comments. Its amusing. He also posted some legit pictures of his legs and arms a while back and he is actually pretty beefy
#52 to #50 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh, that makes sense, you're probably gonna need to sink in another $200+ into a CPU + motherboard combo. Should last you a while though with that 670.

Sounds like a good time, but I wouldn't be interested lol. I'll be off FJ again once you get yo ass back on steam.
#53 to #52 - andriod (02/01/2015) [-]
Don't let me keep you lol.
It'll probably be a while before I get back on Steam. Just send me a friend request and Ill make sure to add you then.

What kinda system are you rocking currently?
#54 to #53 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/01/2015) [-]
i7 2600, 560 ti, 8gb RAM as the basics. Treats me well, can play pretty much all games just fine.
#55 to #54 - andriod (02/02/2015) [-]
Thats a rare GPU to hear about. You don't usually hear to much about the 500 series anymore. Im wondering if I really do enough gaming to warrant getting one of the new 970's. There such great cards for the price
#56 to #55 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (02/03/2015) [-]
Go for it, what could go wrong? I'd like to go for one but I'd have to replace my PSU and that's a pain.
#70 to #56 - andriod (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you have a ps4?

I got bloodborne and am looking for some Jolly Cooperation
#42 to #41 - FUUUUUCKYEAH (01/31/2015) [-]
My friend remembered about his FJ account and sent me one of his old posts, so I thought I'd sign in and check things out.
#37 - returnofhanako (12/14/2014) [-]
#31 - miia ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
Who is you?
#32 to #31 - andriod (09/14/2014) [-]
A random nobody who finds you comments humorous.

You also got me to read the source material that your account name stems from
#33 to #32 - miia ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
okay sure
#34 to #33 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
A friend of mine just had a baby 3 weeks ago. She named her "Miia".

Because of you, I now think of snakey every time her name is brought up.
#35 to #34 - miia ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
ask her if that's why
#36 to #35 - andriod (09/18/2014) [-]
I honeslt would question her sanity if that was the case.

Namimg your child after a character from one of these comics is a bit odd
#27 - kartracer (07/20/2013) [-]
#28 to #27 - andriod (08/14/2013) [-]
#21 - freshblob (06/11/2012) [-]
Long time no talk and stuff
How ya been?
#23 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
So he's safe and hasn't been shot.
#26 to #23 - andriod (07/04/2013) [-]
Biatch I neva get kiled
#24 to #5199 - freshblob (06/18/2012) [-]
Well, that's good
Thanks whoever you are
#22 to #5197 - andriod (06/18/2012) [-]
The owner of this account won't be able to respond to this for a long time so I'll tell you.
He finished the training and got sent to a base in Afghanistan. He won't be back until February at the earliest. They don't have computers where he's at apparently.

#19 - kartracer (02/22/2012) [-]

Been a while dude!!!
#20 to #5195 - andriod (02/25/2012) [-]
Has been indeed! :D

What have you been up to?
Same old same old?
#1 - andriod (01/14/2012) [-]
This image has expired
My girlfriend drew this :D

#3 to #5177 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/14/2012) [-]
That is ******* amazingly done   
It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android   
I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
That is ******* amazingly done

It has also been a long time since I last talked to you, android

I believe that last time we talked together it was about your anus bleeding
#4 to #5179 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
She did very well for not being an art student. I thought it looked great too but I wasnt sure if I was being biased or not. thanks! :D

Oh yes, I do recall that... mess shall we say?
Rather unfortunate that they couldn't stop the bleeding....

And I simply adore your gif as usual
#5 to #5180 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less   
And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones   
So here's one, that I havn't used much
I guess, when you're here, it has either stopped or it just bleeds less

And thank you. The only sad thing there is, is that my pokémon reaction folder, doesn't have that many GIF's. And I don't want to use the overused ones

So here's one, that I havn't used much
#6 to #5181 - andriod (01/15/2012) [-]
So cute XD
say what you will but I love generation 5
#7 to #5182 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2012) [-]
As anime or game?
#8 to #5183 - andriod (01/16/2012) [-]
Game and pokemons.

I stopped watching the show years ago.
Ash's voice actor began to irritate me
#9 to #5184 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/16/2012) [-]
I remembered when someone linked a site to watch pokémon online, since I don't have the channels where they air (if they do) pokémon in Denmark
So right now I'm at Diamon and Pearl (Season 10) and I miss Ash's old voice cause the new one he got in season 9 sucks
And dawns voice is just annoying
But it's okay... The only annyoing thing I know that'll come is season 11's intro
It really suck
#10 to #5185 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
I Imagine the Japanese sub would be so much better.
They try to make English mend with the mouth moments of Japanese, so they end up butchering it. Then they choose the worst voice actors on top. DX

You really don't have Cartoon Network on your cable plan?
#11 to #5186 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
Parents didn't want to buy it, no matter how many times I asked, so I've lived without Cartoon Network, dinsey channel, Jetix, etc.
I know... Rare... And some would even say sad
#12 to #5187 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
murder your parents :D
#13 to #5188 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/17/2012) [-]
But they pay for the channels D:
#14 to #5189 - andriod (01/17/2012) [-]
With your inheritance you pay for the channel yourself :D
#15 to #5190 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
Their debt will go to me aswell
#16 to #5191 - andriod (01/18/2012) [-]
#17 to #5192 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/18/2012) [-]
I would also have a hard time explaining what had happened
#2 to #5177 - AccountwasWiped (01/14/2012) [-]
#18 to #5178 - andriod (01/19/2012) [-]
Herro old friend