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Would you D&D...
Johnny is bae
A Rare Animal
Gotta go fast
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- dem some DSLs
Bee sting to the face
- Kinda ruined the mood when it's the same author who made Bonerman
- found the virgin
Condoms in Schools
Yeah... He only says that because that school newspaper needed somebody to be against it.
Honestly this guy's a fucking idiot.
Saying what he said is like saying seat belts promote driving dangerously.
Something George Carlin said would come in handy right about now, too bad i don't remember it exactly, so i'll summarize it in my own words.
America started playing a sport called football(not to be confused with soccer) and the people who played this sport started cracking their heads open. Instead of not playing the sport, we invented a helmet so we can keep doing it.
We're so fucking stupid that instead of not doing the stupid shit that we do, we invent something so we can keep doing the stupid shit.
"I don't like his opinion so i hate him!"
that what you sound like.
They didn't claim to hate him. They only claimed he was an idiot.
I was wrong in my wording of that first sentence I'll admit.
Judging by your eloquence, I'd say you're a teenager going through the "angst" phase in which you're angry at the world or whatever you're angry at; maybe you have a small penis, I don't know and I don't really care. Point is, Mr. Li was correct in pointing out that it would promote sex. Picture vending machines, if you will, in schools; now picture those same vending machines dispensing condoms. Teenagers, as you already know, have raging hormones; combine those hormones with the constant promotion of sex via vending machines; well, you've got yourself a bunch of horny kids and the consent from the adults to throw caution to the wind.
What you can take from this, is simply this: think before you speak. It'll save you a heap of trouble later in life.
Wow. You sound really pretentious.
the thumbs speak for themselves
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Ptah looks like he is swimming in the pussy.
- Dublin, Ohio, USA
Let's try an experiment...
Boil them, Mash them,...
- My question is, how did they count 666 stab wounds?
maybe they were just stabbed with something small/easy to count, like a long needle - possibly a jagged needle or scalpel
Maybe theyjust saw that they had been stabbed a lot and asked the Satan people how much they stabbed them.
you're forgetting something
- where'd the ring go?
Epic break up
not bad, good sir
seems no one else has noticed it so far
- it's like giving the obese kid more chocolate.. all that's goi…
9gag is sooo hardcore
- I was just scratching i swear
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