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#38 - Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house. …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? -1
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#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
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#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
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#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

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#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
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#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
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#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#9 - No that's cow ****.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Shitty prank +2
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#13 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Sorry.
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#15 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
For trying to be a smartass.
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#28 - Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? -1
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#31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
#27 - My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the mo…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? -1
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#33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
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#38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
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#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
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#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
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#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

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#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
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#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
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#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#25 - Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future w…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? -1
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#26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
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#28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
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#31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
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#27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
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#33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
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#38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
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#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar
#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
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#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

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#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar
#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
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#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#23 - So uh, you watching Breaking Bad season finale tomorrow?  [+] (16 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? -1
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#24 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes baby I will watch it and yes I will fap to it.
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#25 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future who stumble upon this, good luck fapping to the demise of Jack/Kenny's gang, possibly the death of Jesse and Skyler, and also possibly Walt being arrested.
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#26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
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#28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
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#31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
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#27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
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#33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
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#38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
User avatar
#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar
#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
User avatar
#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

User avatar
#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar
#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar
#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#20 - Me neither, it would be a cliche if say Trevor had to go and k…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
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#21 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, exactly
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#23 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
So uh, you watching Breaking Bad season finale tomorrow?
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#24 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes baby I will watch it and yes I will fap to it.
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#25 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future who stumble upon this, good luck fapping to the demise of Jack/Kenny's gang, possibly the death of Jesse and Skyler, and also possibly Walt being arrested.
User avatar
#26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
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#28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
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#31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
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#27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
User avatar
#33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
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#38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
User avatar
#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar
#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
User avatar
#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

User avatar
#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar
#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar
#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#17 - Okay, so it says you have to get three white hockey masks, acc…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
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#19 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I really don't see how that's "cliche" in that situation.
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#30 - dinkcool (09/28/2013) [-]
The mission is based on the opening scene in the movie Heat and in it they use white hockey masks. You should watch it, its a great movie.
#36 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Huh.. Well then it makes sense.. Thank you!
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#20 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Me neither, it would be a cliche if say Trevor had to go and kill someone with a chainsaw or something.
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#21 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, exactly
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#23 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
So uh, you watching Breaking Bad season finale tomorrow?
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#24 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes baby I will watch it and yes I will fap to it.
User avatar
#25 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future who stumble upon this, good luck fapping to the demise of Jack/Kenny's gang, possibly the death of Jesse and Skyler, and also possibly Walt being arrested.
User avatar
#26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
User avatar
#28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
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#31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
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#27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
User avatar
#33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
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#38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
User avatar
#39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar
#40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
User avatar
#45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

User avatar
#47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar
#48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar
#46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
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#43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
#15 - heist*  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
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#49 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
to #48
True, but it's still not kill-worthy. It's more make up for lost time-worthy even though he's been lying.
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#50 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess.
#14 - I didn't get it, I as sitting there for like, ten minutes afte…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
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#16 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oooh.. So apparently you had to get three white hockey masks..