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Consoles Owned: Toaster,duckbox360,duckputer
Video Games Played: Duck hunter
X-box Gamertag: XxDuCkLyXx
PSN: XxToAsTeRXx
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Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:4/10/2014
Location:Toaster land
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#105 - Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then o… 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
#103 - I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where CO…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#100 - Why?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... -1
User avatar #101 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Was not on PC, was made by different people. Also all people I know who played the game say it is shit, but I can´t confirm that personally.
User avatar #103 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where COD started to take it's deep dark passage down into the hole of shittyness.
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#23 - And a spideregg. 08/31/2013 on This idea is nuts +2
#52 - What about Dix on Call Of Duty 3?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Remember When... 0
User avatar #98 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
We don´t talk about CoD 3.
User avatar #100 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #101 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Was not on PC, was made by different people. Also all people I know who played the game say it is shit, but I can´t confirm that personally.
User avatar #103 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
I think it was alright, to be honest, it was probably where COD started to take it's deep dark passage down into the hole of shittyness.
User avatar #104 - manicekman (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh no you don´t. CoD 4: MW is an awesome game.
User avatar #105 - andnowducks (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was good, and WAW, but the rest are bad from then on, and in my opinion, mw2 was good, and Black ops 2, and one.
#59 - I hated that mission, I was in the grass, did everything I was… 08/31/2013 on Careful, Careful... 0
#53 - Still cooler than you. 08/29/2013 on Lee Bruce Bro 0
#98 - Comment deleted 08/29/2013 on CAPTIAN MURRICA 0
#92 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2013 on CAPTIAN MURRICA -6
User avatar #140 - roflstorm (08/29/2013) [-]
They gave up more than surrendered
User avatar #104 - richardastley (08/29/2013) [-]
America fucked up the southern Vietnamese people as much as they fucked up the northern Vietnamese people. So they basically won and defeated themselves at the exact same time in a way...
User avatar #100 - coolcalx (08/29/2013) [-]
well, we attacked them, so instead of surrendering, we just stopped attacking because they were kicking our ass.
User avatar #96 - hamsterball (08/29/2013) [-]
no we pulled out, just like in Iraq.
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#97 - orangepikmin (08/29/2013) [-]
heh heh
#130 - Grom (08/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - washabletaco (08/29/2013) [-]
no
#7 - Slow down Satan 08/28/2013 on 3 types of people +1
#163 - No. 08/28/2013 on The Truth +2
#214 - I'm not a commie y'know, and you had help to get on to the moo… 08/28/2013 on Only in Merica 0
#641150 - You know what I hate about horror games? the fact that, most t… 08/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#206 - Would you look at that, you wasn't the first country in space.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Only in Merica 0
User avatar #209 - theguywithnopants (08/28/2013) [-]
Would you look at that, we have been on the moon though, so shut your fucking mother you commie bastard. Also it's "weren't" not "wasn't".
User avatar #214 - andnowducks (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm not a commie y'know, and you had help to get on to the moon from the Germans, not just all America you douche.
#640834 - Well, of course you'd have to sneak out of the way, or get out… 08/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13 - K. 08/26/2013 on Wat -1
#639971 - Okay, on Skyrim, I hate when you have a mask on, change armour…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #640019 - fargtwo (08/26/2013) [-]
>getting caught
User avatar #640010 - swiiftninja (08/26/2013) [-]
Grey Foxes Cowl in Oblivion did something like that
User avatar #639975 - yuvesh (08/26/2013) [-]
there is a mod that gives you a mask, when you wear it it adds bounty to the mask, when you take it off, your name is still bounty free
User avatar #639978 - awesomerninjathing (08/26/2013) [-]
like Red Dead Redemption
User avatar #639980 - freedomreturns (08/26/2013) [-]
Or like the Grey Fox's mask.
User avatar #639974 - amegaara (08/26/2013) [-]
yeah lets make the guards completely forget you changing your clothes in front of them
User avatar #640834 - andnowducks (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, of course you'd have to sneak out of the way, or get out of the city.
User avatar #639976 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/26/2013) [-]
>Sneaking
User avatar #639973 - themanwithnoplan (08/26/2013) [-]
I don't think ESO will have difficulty levels.
#10 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Wat +1
#14 - wedontneedeyes has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - BlackShade (08/26/2013) [-]
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban i believe, when Harry enters the Night Bus and the faces talk to Ernie the busdriver.
User avatar #13 - andnowducks (08/26/2013) [-]
K.
#91443 - Oh, I didn't see that, thanks bro.l  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #91444 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/26/2013) [-]
You're right though. It was more of a manly "I am sad from losing my friend who gave me everything..... but I have to kill these honkies, save my wife, and avenge his death. So I gotta be tough and not show much remorse." moments.

Tough guys being tough guys.
#91404 - And right at the end, when he blows up the house, I get that h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #91441 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/26/2013) [-]
He sees the doctor's body in the barn. He has a moment of sadness........ and then takes the freedom papers out of his pockets....and walked away..... kinda cold hearted but kind of sad.
User avatar #91443 - andnowducks (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't see that, thanks bro.l
User avatar #91444 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/26/2013) [-]
You're right though. It was more of a manly "I am sad from losing my friend who gave me everything..... but I have to kill these honkies, save my wife, and avenge his death. So I gotta be tough and not show much remorse." moments.

Tough guys being tough guys.
#91389 - What do you guys think about Django Unchained? I thought i…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #91428 - moosehat (08/26/2013) [-]
It had too much Django and too little doctor
User avatar #91396 - fladen (08/25/2013) [-]
he goes on a rampage and kills a bunch of white people at the end. i think he avenged the doctors death, but yea i kinda thought that too when i was watching it at first like wtf Django. you asshole.
User avatar #91404 - andnowducks (08/25/2013) [-]
And right at the end, when he blows up the house, I get that he avenges him, but he shows no remorse for his death, only caring for his wife and himself.
User avatar #91441 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/26/2013) [-]
He sees the doctor's body in the barn. He has a moment of sadness........ and then takes the freedom papers out of his pockets....and walked away..... kinda cold hearted but kind of sad.
User avatar #91443 - andnowducks (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't see that, thanks bro.l
User avatar #91444 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (08/26/2013) [-]
You're right though. It was more of a manly "I am sad from losing my friend who gave me everything..... but I have to kill these honkies, save my wife, and avenge his death. So I gotta be tough and not show much remorse." moments.

Tough guys being tough guys.
#59 - Found the Muslim or Jew 08/25/2013 on Bacon is love +2
#38 - Comment deleted 08/22/2013 on Just Homer 0
#28 - Oh Jesus, imagine the ******* you could commit …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Half Albino Peacock +1
User avatar #29 - benedicto (08/22/2013) [-]
yep. exactly
#69 - JEFF! 08/20/2013 on Trollin like a boss -3
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User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your ****** little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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