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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
Location:Earth
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Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
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Total Comments Made:5442
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#8 - And the caps.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Tumblr (3) 0
User avatar #16 - sporkbacon (02/22/2013) [-]
"i am sO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE!"
User avatar #87 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
Y DO MUSHRUMS TAST LIK GOTS EM SO DUN WIF DIS SIT

aLSO I LOVE YOUR NAME.
#90 - sporkbacon (02/23/2013) [-]
Like this picture?

Thanks.
User avatar #91 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
YUS.
#31719 - Pretty much. 02/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#31718 - I do sometimes, but on hot days, and kind of cold days, I'm ju… 02/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#31711 - I'm going to rant since I'm angry. Don't you hate going ou…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -2
User avatar #31813 - teoberry (02/23/2013) [-]
No
Maybe you should go outside, you won't get bullied as often
We can't tickle ourselves, so it doesn't matter
Not really
Keep it on the seat then
Nope
They're okay
Never listened
Never listened
Let them have their fun
Let them have their fun
Stop being a bitch
That's like every game nowadays
They're fun
User avatar #31922 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
>Demos are fun.
>Don't even use a real mission from a game.
>The part where the demo is suppose to be isn't there
>You're confused about what's happening.

Keep dick on seat then you piss on the seat and floor.
When I used to go outside I got bullied.
Yeah, we can tickle ourselves.
No they're not okay.
You're lucky.
You're lucky.
User avatar #31735 - newposterintown (02/22/2013) [-]
How is this a rant?

It is just a generalized set of questions, I think you assumed people would sympathize with you because this the internet or something.

Is that what happened?
User avatar #31739 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm just pissed and I'm taking my FUCKING RAGE OUT ON FUCKGING RJERBJMFRKTMRF,HR,NH TG,GHN,RM GBONE
User avatar #31717 - davvi (02/22/2013) [-]
were you bullied outside by being tickled on your itchy foot after being dragged from the toilet were you were splashed all on your ass and too big dick by a person who had one direction, bieber and nicki minaj blasting from his mobile and kept saying your favourite joke? let me guess, he was also a yolo swaggot who threatened to thumb you down. and all of this just happened because you were frustrated with a demo that ended too shor.
#31719 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #31714 - thirteenthdoctor (02/22/2013) [-]
I love going outside.
User avatar #31718 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I do sometimes, but on hot days, and kind of cold days, I'm just pissed and I'm taking my FUCKING RAGE OUT ON FUCKGING RJERBJMFRKTMRF,HR,NH TG,GHN,RM GBONE
#23 - I got did most of the tasks, but I didn't do the strike force … 02/22/2013 on Dynamic Storylines are Cool +1
#123 - Okay. 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#19 - deaf* 02/22/2013 on Born Ready. 0
#18 - You'd be much better off with duct taping a Nokia to the end o… 02/22/2013 on Born Ready. 0
#120 - It doesn't have speaking.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#118 - Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#116 - Well then you can't get it if you're thinking about that, beca…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#117 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
You mean I have to exercise? XD That would be like getting raped by a ghost
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since you can't change it.
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#113 - I see. 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#111 - I've also played Siren. 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#108 - Miss it?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#110 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Because I have old systems and am on the budget of a college student I can't go out and buy more modern games...
User avatar #113 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I see.
#107 - Wii, you have to have a Wii board though.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#109 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh! I did hear about that game but I don't have the wii board thingy
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Well then you can't get it if you're thinking about that, because the Wii board makes you run, unless you like being raped by ghostd?
#117 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
You mean I have to exercise? XD That would be like getting raped by a ghost
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since you can't change it.
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#102 - Have you palyed Fragile dreams, farewell ruins of the moon?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#105 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Nooo D; I miss so much...
User avatar #108 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Miss it?
#110 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Because I have old systems and am on the budget of a college student I can't go out and buy more modern games...
User avatar #113 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I see.
#101 - No, but I've Night of the Sacrifice (Ikenie No Yoru)  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#104 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
What systems is that for? @.@
User avatar #107 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Wii, you have to have a Wii board though.
#109 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh! I did hear about that game but I don't have the wii board thingy
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Well then you can't get it if you're thinking about that, because the Wii board makes you run, unless you like being raped by ghostd?
#117 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
You mean I have to exercise? XD That would be like getting raped by a ghost
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since you can't change it.
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#97 - The game was scarier.  [+] (13 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... 0
#98 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to find the game but I can't D; I love Japanese horror games. Ever played the Fatal Frame series?
User avatar #111 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I've also played Siren.
User avatar #101 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
No, but I've Night of the Sacrifice (Ikenie No Yoru)
#104 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
What systems is that for? @.@
User avatar #107 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Wii, you have to have a Wii board though.
#109 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh! I did hear about that game but I don't have the wii board thingy
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Well then you can't get it if you're thinking about that, because the Wii board makes you run, unless you like being raped by ghostd?
#117 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
You mean I have to exercise? XD That would be like getting raped by a ghost
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since you can't change it.
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#17 - Don't lie. 02/22/2013 on Am I doing it right? +1
#293 - Pandora the evil-eyed hippo. 02/22/2013 on Tango the Stubborn Gopher 0
#73 - She looks kind of like The Grudge.  [+] (20 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Girls These Days... -1
#95 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Even though that series was pretty... meh, it still had some creepy moments and opportunities for nice screenshots
User avatar #102 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Have you palyed Fragile dreams, farewell ruins of the moon?
#105 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Nooo D; I miss so much...
User avatar #108 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Miss it?
#110 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Because I have old systems and am on the budget of a college student I can't go out and buy more modern games...
User avatar #113 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I see.
User avatar #97 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
The game was scarier.
#98 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
I'm trying to find the game but I can't D; I love Japanese horror games. Ever played the Fatal Frame series?
User avatar #111 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
I've also played Siren.
User avatar #101 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
No, but I've Night of the Sacrifice (Ikenie No Yoru)
#104 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
What systems is that for? @.@
User avatar #107 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Wii, you have to have a Wii board though.
#109 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Oh! I did hear about that game but I don't have the wii board thingy
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Well then you can't get it if you're thinking about that, because the Wii board makes you run, unless you like being raped by ghostd?
#117 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
You mean I have to exercise? XD That would be like getting raped by a ghost
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you have to know Japanese to read the text, since you can't change it.
#119 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm not too worried about that. Is the game dubbed in Japanese too?
User avatar #120 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
It doesn't have speaking.
#121 - curbed (02/22/2013) [-]
Ah, I would have to wing it then ^^ I'll look it up
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Okay.
#28 - Thanks grandma. 02/22/2013 on For All You Forever Alones +6
#31 - Implying all stupids are lifeforms lifeform carbonsacks. 02/22/2013 on Hmm... +2
#27 - Implying all humans are stupid? Stupid aliens.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Hmm... +1
User avatar #29 - HarvietheDinkle (02/22/2013) [-]
Implying all carbon-based lifeforms are stupid
Stupid meatsacks.
User avatar #31 - andnowducks (02/22/2013) [-]
Implying all stupids are lifeforms
lifeform carbonsacks.
#21 - Imposter, that number doesn't exist.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Jesus is coming 0
User avatar #51 - flybager (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm actually going to miss these when HL3 comes out
#55 - andnowducks (02/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it wont.
EVER!
User avatar #52 - flybager (02/23/2013) [-]
***IF

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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