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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/18/2016
Location:Earth
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Content Thumbs: 1792 total,  2632 ,  840
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Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:177473
Times Content Favorited:91 times
Total Comments Made:5450
FJ Points:7854
Favorite Tags: i (4) | You (3) | and (2) | annoying (2) | comic (2) | it (2) | Love (2) | rage (2)
I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

latest user's comments

#85 - Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right. 09/22/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#12 - Bro, I would thumb you but I'm not level 40 yet. 09/21/2013 on MFW level restriction -4
#40 - Not really taking take, all you have to do is take the image i… 09/21/2013 on Shit's gon go down -1
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Facts, yo 0
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#55 - kommandantvideo (09/20/2013) [-]
Fast food fries are all shit IMO. All shriveled up and way too much salt. I much prefer any other fries.
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#143 - kommandantvideo (09/21/2013) [-]
graydiggy do you like fast food fries?
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#341 - kommandantvideo (09/22/2013) [-]
graydiggy pls
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#342 - graydiggy (09/22/2013) [-]
I actually do. Jack n' the Box and Arby's fries are my favorite.
#78 - Ew.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#84 - anon (09/22/2013) [-]
hey go fuck yourself for thumbing this down
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#86 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Don't get butthurt.
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#85 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right.
#69 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is Gale from Breaking Bad is it not? 09/19/2013 on Generic Title -1
#168 - Hang on a second, don't post it too much, remember the cylcle … 09/15/2013 on :D 0
#663231 - I was just playing GTA IV, and thinking that killing Vlad was … 09/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#36 - I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus… 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
#33 - But, since he was getting money from the meth, and planning to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
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#34 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
The meth plan wasn't until after he turned down the help. He just wanted to have his pride as "Man of the House" intact, when in reality he did much more harm than good to everyone by getting involved with meth.

It's okay to get help from your friend, especially if he's offering to pay for it with the money he got from the company that wouldn't exist without your help.
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#36 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus he could have got 1.5 million dollars, but Walt's a proud motherfucker, and decided to kill Gus and Mike
#89 - Wasn't really a joke, on one of he episodes, it's a flash back… 09/14/2013 on walter white 50th, 51st and... -1
#12 - Well, Walt was a proud ************.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
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#32 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
arrogant*
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#33 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
But, since he was getting money from the meth, and planning to get more, wasn't he showing pride by doing that, and plus he tells Grestin to fuck off.
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#34 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
The meth plan wasn't until after he turned down the help. He just wanted to have his pride as "Man of the House" intact, when in reality he did much more harm than good to everyone by getting involved with meth.

It's okay to get help from your friend, especially if he's offering to pay for it with the money he got from the company that wouldn't exist without your help.
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#36 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus he could have got 1.5 million dollars, but Walt's a proud motherfucker, and decided to kill Gus and Mike
#26 - Is that sarcasm?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Cunt -1
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#27 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
>nope.avi
#16 - Give credit to  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Cunt 0
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#22 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
Someone sticky this guy. He gives credit to those who deserve it!

>justice.gif
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#26 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
Is that sarcasm?
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#27 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
>nope.avi
#4 - I think you're forgetting the first time he stepped through th…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/14/2013 on walter white 50th, 51st and... +60
#44 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
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#89 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
Wasn't really a joke, on one of he episodes, it's a flash back, of when Walt and Skyler first toured the house, it is evidently 16 years ago due to Skyler pregnant with Walter Jr, if I remember correctly, Walter, Grestin and I think Elliot are first creating Graymater, so Walt says no, but they buy it anyway.
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#45 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Malcolm In The Middle
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#119 - stallioncock (10/01/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I'm a fucking retard and I just got your joke.
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#118 - stallioncock (10/01/2013) [-]
You sure its a Malcolm in the Middle reference? He stepped through that door 16 years ago when he bought the house in a flashback scene.
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#46 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
I thought that's what he meant... but it doesn't really make sense. I always thought after making meth, hal would start a new family (with lois), not the other way around.

Why would he leave malcolm and the kids?
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#47 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Because they're grown up
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#48 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
But... but he left lois too...
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#49 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
He wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a chemistry teacher but Lois didn't agree with it so he left her, moved to New Mexico, met Skyler, had 2 kids, got cancer, and now he's making meth.
#50 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
But I was so much happier when I thought it was the other way around.
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#51 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Some things don't happen the way we want them ..

just ask walter white
#53 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
Fuck you I still believe he leaves skylar for lois
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#55 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
So he cures his cancer and gets his hair back?

i think not
#58 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
No, he fakes his death (by pretending he still has cancer) in BB. Then he changes his identity using saul's "guy". Moves away, finds lois, falls in love and has 4 kids.

The motherfuckin end
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#59 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
sure
#28 - pota 09/13/2013 on Yo -1
#4 - Jesse's like "I've seen some ****" 09/13/2013 on So, i just found this... +4
#7 - Oh, I didn't see the button, I just thought he was committing …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Peek +2
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#8 - arukimasu (09/13/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you manifest that deep shit from the comic
#13 - Miley Cage? 09/13/2013 on Nicolas Cyrus 0
#5 - I don't get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Peek -1
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#6 - SunshineCabbage (09/13/2013) [-]
The I wanna say boytoy , takes his eyeball off and threads some string through it, then dangles it down where lady toy is getting changed. Giving the idea that he can see her via his dangling button-eye.
#52 - seizure (09/14/2013) [-]
I though that he was sewing his eye on, and then later they showed a topless chick who was about to sew some nipples on her tits...
I'm retarded
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#7 - andnowducks (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't see the button, I just thought he was committing suicide or taking out his buttons to be a human or something.
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#8 - arukimasu (09/13/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you manifest that deep shit from the comic
#697 - You're welcome. Touched by his noodly appendage wall paper… 09/09/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) -1
#423 - Guys, tell me how long you've been on FunnyJunk, actually, the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) -1
#678 - Flong (09/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the pointless notification
#697 - andnowducks (09/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
Touched by his noodly appendage wall paper?

#276 - That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat ****, I'… 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
#274 - So, how's life on your end?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
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#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
#272 - In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
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#129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
#115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
**** i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
#117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
#118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
#119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
#120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
#121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
#122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
#123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
#124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
#125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
#126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
#127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
#128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
#129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#105 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
#106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
#108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
#111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
#112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
#113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
#102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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#101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
#99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
#93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
#89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
#90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
#91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
#59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#61 to #60 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
#26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
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