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Consoles Owned: Toaster,duckbox360,duckputer
Video Games Played: Duck hunter
X-box Gamertag: XxDuCkLyXx
PSN: XxToAsTeRXx
Interests: You
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:4/10/2014
Location:Toaster land
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#16 - Anyone else think they made Chef look like Heisenberg on purpose? 09/26/2013 on FIRST MOD FOR GTAV PC 0
#61 - They do that when you park your car outside, but shouldn't in garages. 09/26/2013 on Coincidence? 0
#32 - Happy 100th red thumb! 09/26/2013 on NEW Iphone 6 +1
#85 - And when he shot Drew, just think about it, if you had a 14 ye… 09/24/2013 on Todd -1
#1121 - **** , I just used a minigun in Gta, I guess I'm … 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#54 - Huh, I didn't know that the NSA spies on people in Heaven. … 09/24/2013 on Heaven. -8
#8 - Havoc Harry Kill it Karl **** it Fred. 09/22/2013 on Smash it sam +1
#1 - Hank is kill. 09/22/2013 on Huell waits -1
#14 - Yo dog, I heard you like turtles so I put turtle's head on a t… 09/22/2013 on Turtle time -1
#86 - Don't get butthurt. 09/22/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#85 - Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right. 09/22/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#12 - Bro, I would thumb you but I'm not level 40 yet. 09/21/2013 on MFW level restriction -4
#40 - Not really taking take, all you have to do is take the image i… 09/21/2013 on Shit's gon go down -1
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Facts, yo 0
User avatar #55 - kommandantvideo (09/20/2013) [-]
Fast food fries are all shit IMO. All shriveled up and way too much salt. I much prefer any other fries.
User avatar #143 - kommandantvideo (09/21/2013) [-]
graydiggy do you like fast food fries?
User avatar #341 - kommandantvideo (09/22/2013) [-]
graydiggy pls
User avatar #342 - graydiggy (09/22/2013) [-]
I actually do. Jack n' the Box and Arby's fries are my favorite.
#78 - Ew.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#84 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
hey go fuck yourself for thumbing this down
User avatar #86 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Don't get butthurt.
User avatar #85 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right.
#69 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is Gale from Breaking Bad is it not? 09/19/2013 on Generic Title -1
#168 - Hang on a second, don't post it too much, remember the cylcle … 09/15/2013 on :D 0
#663231 - I was just playing GTA IV, and thinking that killing Vlad was … 09/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#36 - I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus… 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
#33 - But, since he was getting money from the meth, and planning to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
User avatar #34 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
The meth plan wasn't until after he turned down the help. He just wanted to have his pride as "Man of the House" intact, when in reality he did much more harm than good to everyone by getting involved with meth.

It's okay to get help from your friend, especially if he's offering to pay for it with the money he got from the company that wouldn't exist without your help.
User avatar #36 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus he could have got 1.5 million dollars, but Walt's a proud motherfucker, and decided to kill Gus and Mike
#89 - Wasn't really a joke, on one of he episodes, it's a flash back… 09/14/2013 on walter white 50th, 51st and... -1
#12 - Well, Walt was a proud ************ .  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2013 on If popular post is,... -1
User avatar #32 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
arrogant*
User avatar #33 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
But, since he was getting money from the meth, and planning to get more, wasn't he showing pride by doing that, and plus he tells Grestin to fuck off.
User avatar #34 - azumeow (09/14/2013) [-]
The meth plan wasn't until after he turned down the help. He just wanted to have his pride as "Man of the House" intact, when in reality he did much more harm than good to everyone by getting involved with meth.

It's okay to get help from your friend, especially if he's offering to pay for it with the money he got from the company that wouldn't exist without your help.
User avatar #36 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
I guess, he didn't have to (spoiler) reject and kill Gus he could have got 1.5 million dollars, but Walt's a proud motherfucker, and decided to kill Gus and Mike
#26 - Is that sarcasm?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Cunt -1
User avatar #27 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
>nope.avi
#16 - Give credit to  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Cunt 0
User avatar #22 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
Someone sticky this guy. He gives credit to those who deserve it!

>justice.gif
User avatar #26 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
Is that sarcasm?
User avatar #27 - awesomescorpion (09/14/2013) [-]
>nope.avi
#4 - I think you're forgetting the first time he stepped through th…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/14/2013 on walter white 50th, 51st and... +60
#44 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 - andnowducks (09/14/2013) [-]
Wasn't really a joke, on one of he episodes, it's a flash back, of when Walt and Skyler first toured the house, it is evidently 16 years ago due to Skyler pregnant with Walter Jr, if I remember correctly, Walter, Grestin and I think Elliot are first creating Graymater, so Walt says no, but they buy it anyway.
User avatar #45 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Malcolm In The Middle
#119 - stallioncock (10/01/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I'm a fucking retard and I just got your joke.
#118 - stallioncock (10/01/2013) [-]
You sure its a Malcolm in the Middle reference? He stepped through that door 16 years ago when he bought the house in a flashback scene.
User avatar #46 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
I thought that's what he meant... but it doesn't really make sense. I always thought after making meth, hal would start a new family (with lois), not the other way around.

Why would he leave malcolm and the kids?
User avatar #47 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Because they're grown up
User avatar #48 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
But... but he left lois too...
User avatar #49 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
He wanted to pursue his dream of becoming a chemistry teacher but Lois didn't agree with it so he left her, moved to New Mexico, met Skyler, had 2 kids, got cancer, and now he's making meth.
#50 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
But I was so much happier when I thought it was the other way around.
User avatar #51 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
Some things don't happen the way we want them ..

just ask walter white
#53 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
Fuck you I still believe he leaves skylar for lois
User avatar #55 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
So he cures his cancer and gets his hair back?

i think not
#58 - theist (09/14/2013) [-]
No, he fakes his death (by pretending he still has cancer) in BB. Then he changes his identity using saul's "guy". Moves away, finds lois, falls in love and has 4 kids.

The motherfuckin end
User avatar #59 - DoggyBouncer (09/14/2013) [-]
sure
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User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your ****** little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
#18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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