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Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
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Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
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#12 - Also, did you get that cliche side task? How?  [+] (29 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
User avatar #13 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
No, what did you have to do to get it? I couldn't find anything typically "cliche"
User avatar #17 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, so it says you have to get three white hockey masks, according to my sources.
User avatar #19 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I really don't see how that's "cliche" in that situation.
User avatar #30 - dinkcool (09/28/2013) [-]
The mission is based on the opening scene in the movie Heat and in it they use white hockey masks. You should watch it, its a great movie.
#36 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Huh.. Well then it makes sense.. Thank you!
User avatar #20 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Me neither, it would be a cliche if say Trevor had to go and kill someone with a chainsaw or something.
User avatar #21 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, exactly
User avatar #23 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
So uh, you watching Breaking Bad season finale tomorrow?
User avatar #24 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes baby I will watch it and yes I will fap to it.
User avatar #25 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future who stumble upon this, good luck fapping to the demise of Jack/Kenny's gang, possibly the death of Jesse and Skyler, and also possibly Walt being arrested.
User avatar #26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
User avatar #28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
User avatar #31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
User avatar #27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
User avatar #33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
User avatar #38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
User avatar #39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar #40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
User avatar #45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

User avatar #47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar #48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar #46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
User avatar #43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
User avatar #15 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
heist*
User avatar #49 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
to #48
True, but it's still not kill-worthy. It's more make up for lost time-worthy even though he's been lying.
User avatar #50 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #14 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
I didn't get it, I as sitting there for like, ten minutes after the hiest trying to find out.
User avatar #16 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oooh.. So apparently you had to get three white hockey masks..
#12 - didn't kill anyone of them , except for Devin, St… 09/28/2013 on Trevor, Franklin and Micheal -1
#8 - On the heist in which you have to get the masks, I gave Frankl…  [+] (31 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Do I fit in? 0
#11 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah same here
User avatar #12 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, did you get that cliche side task?
How?
User avatar #13 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
No, what did you have to do to get it? I couldn't find anything typically "cliche"
User avatar #17 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, so it says you have to get three white hockey masks, according to my sources.
User avatar #19 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I really don't see how that's "cliche" in that situation.
User avatar #30 - dinkcool (09/28/2013) [-]
The mission is based on the opening scene in the movie Heat and in it they use white hockey masks. You should watch it, its a great movie.
#36 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Huh.. Well then it makes sense.. Thank you!
User avatar #20 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Me neither, it would be a cliche if say Trevor had to go and kill someone with a chainsaw or something.
User avatar #21 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, exactly
User avatar #23 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
So uh, you watching Breaking Bad season finale tomorrow?
User avatar #24 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually yes baby I will watch it and yes I will fap to it.
User avatar #25 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay, this will be a spoiler, to the cavemen from the future who stumble upon this, good luck fapping to the demise of Jack/Kenny's gang, possibly the death of Jesse and Skyler, and also possibly Walt being arrested.
User avatar #26 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
I highly doubt the death of Jesse and Skyler, I'm almost more convinced that Walt will be the one who dies..
User avatar #28 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, he might kill Elliot and Gretchin.
User avatar #31 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh yeah that too.
User avatar #27 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
My theory is Walt will kill Jack's gang, take all the money back, forced Jesse to poison Skyler with the Ricin, and go and back to hiding or something.
User avatar #33 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Why would he kill Skyler?
User avatar #38 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Attacking him with a knife, kicking him out of his house.
trying to get him arrested.
Being a nosy bitch.
Being a bitch.
Giving his money to Ted Beneke
Having an affair with Beneke.
Trying to keep Walt Jr away from him.
Making him give back Walt Jr's car.
Telling Marie about the meth.
And so on.
User avatar #39 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
But the only reason he did all this in the first place is to give his family money.
User avatar #40 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Apparently, but I have every reason to believe you're wrong, at first he was just an unhappy family man who was an amateur to the drugs trade, then he made that list with the amount of money he needed, he got that and thought "I like this new job" and went right past that goal, earning 80 million, and pretty much saying "Fuck this family, I love this job"
#41 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well.. We'll see tomorrow I guess..
User avatar #45 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Also, back on the terms of GTA, Trevor could've done some things so much better like Johnny, if he just beat up Johnny, taught him a lesson, and not go bragging to the Lost that he killed him, then it could've worked out smoothly, and with Ortega if Trevor didn't push his trailer into the water, then Ortega wouldn't have attacked the cook place, and thus the Ching chong guys would've had a business with Trevor, and then the O'Neils wouldn't have died, and Ching chong sr wouldn't kidnap Micheal, which would lead to either Trevor or Micheal killing each over or making friends again.

User avatar #47 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Well, not putting it in wouldn't have made Trevor the character he is. Also if he didn't have the psychopathic not-giving-a-fuckish mindset then I doubt he'd kill Michael. So it would probably make him a kinda uninteresting person in general..
User avatar #48 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
But if, someone killed your best friend, imprisoned one, leaving you to mourn over the 'dead' friend, and then you find out that your 'dead' friend is alive, and your alive one dead, I'd be pretty pissed.
User avatar #46 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
other*
User avatar #43 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well I'll see on Monday, since my Netflix free month runs out today, and my family is cheap, GLORIOUS PIRATEBAY MASTER RACE.
User avatar #15 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
heist*
User avatar #49 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
to #48
True, but it's still not kill-worthy. It's more make up for lost time-worthy even though he's been lying.
User avatar #50 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #14 - andnowducks (09/28/2013) [-]
I didn't get it, I as sitting there for like, ten minutes after the hiest trying to find out.
User avatar #16 - TexMex (09/28/2013) [-]
Oooh.. So apparently you had to get three white hockey masks..
#95074 - Okay, anyone been on creepy pasta wikia, and just browsing, li…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Social Board -1
#95090 - mangostormlegend (09/28/2013) [-]
#95129 - friedpotato (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, cum at me.
#19 - Yes 09/27/2013 on BRRR its cold +1
#139 - Chicken bites. 09/27/2013 on what would it be? 0
#57 - That description was the most retarded description I've ever seen. 09/27/2013 on Oh Those Colonists 0
#124 - Heisenberg with down's syndrome. 09/27/2013 on D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAANNNGGGEEERRR 0
#123 - I am not the person who opens the door, I am the door.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on D-D-D-D-DAAAAAAANNNGGGEEERRR 0
User avatar #124 - andnowducks (09/27/2013) [-]
Heisenberg with down's syndrome.
#17 - No Lydia?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on FIRST MOD FOR GTAV PC 0
#22 - lordmoldywart (09/26/2013) [-]
She's not even a main character, she's C-list at best
#16 - Anyone else think they made Chef look like Heisenberg on purpose? 09/26/2013 on FIRST MOD FOR GTAV PC 0
#61 - They do that when you park your car outside, but shouldn't in garages. 09/26/2013 on Coincidence? 0
#32 - Happy 100th red thumb! 09/26/2013 on NEW Iphone 6 +1
#85 - And when he shot Drew, just think about it, if you had a 14 ye… 09/24/2013 on Todd -1
#1121 - **** , I just used a minigun in Gta, I guess I'm … 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#54 - Huh, I didn't know that the NSA spies on people in Heaven. … 09/24/2013 on Heaven. -8
#8 - Havoc Harry Kill it Karl **** it Fred. 09/22/2013 on Smash it sam +1
#1 - Hank is kill. 09/22/2013 on Huell waits -1
#14 - Yo dog, I heard you like turtles so I put turtle's head on a t… 09/22/2013 on Turtle time -1
#86 - Don't get butthurt. 09/22/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#85 - Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right. 09/22/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#12 - Bro, I would thumb you but I'm not level 40 yet. 09/21/2013 on MFW level restriction -4
#40 - Not really taking take, all you have to do is take the image i… 09/21/2013 on Shit's gon go down -1
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Facts, yo 0
User avatar #55 - kommandantvideo (09/20/2013) [-]
Fast food fries are all shit IMO. All shriveled up and way too much salt. I much prefer any other fries.
User avatar #143 - kommandantvideo (09/21/2013) [-]
graydiggy do you like fast food fries?
User avatar #341 - kommandantvideo (09/22/2013) [-]
graydiggy pls
User avatar #342 - graydiggy (09/22/2013) [-]
I actually do. Jack n' the Box and Arby's fries are my favorite.
#78 - Ew.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on freedom has no limits -1
#84 - anonymous (09/22/2013) [-]
hey go fuck yourself for thumbing this down
User avatar #86 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Don't get butthurt.
User avatar #85 - andnowducks (09/22/2013) [-]
Heres my point, most Americans are dicks, seems like I'm right.

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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