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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
Location:Earth
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Highest Content Rank:#2988
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#5 - http://www.bustedmugshots.com/image/get/listing/mug-shot-65035… 03/22/2013 on Kenny 0
#24 - What the **** did you just ******* s… 03/22/2013 on Look at my wallet 0
#5 - Implying anyone would date him.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Across The Room 0
#9 - jiltist (03/22/2013) [-]
It takes all kinds.
User avatar #11 - andnowducks (03/22/2013) [-]
What?
#12 - jiltist (03/22/2013) [-]
There are many kinds of people. Your being unable to see how a non-monogamous relationship might exist doesn't preclude the existence of people who would prefer a non-monogamous relationship.
#34 - Or sundresses. 03/22/2013 on Their side +2
#33 - Well maybe they ******* do, you can't argue with tea. 03/22/2013 on Their side +3
#17 - Jesus, how dirty is your laptop screen bro?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Look at my wallet 0
#21 - stickypuff (03/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #24 - andnowducks (03/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little plebian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ludus in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vercingetorix, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in triple line warfare and I’m the top sagitarii in the entire Roman military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the public forum? Think again, lutulente. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Rome and your villa is being scouted right now so you better prepare for the storm, caenum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Roman Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, caudex. If only you could have known what underworldly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn stulte. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Vae te, kiddo
#78 - Well if Heaven is real then his ghostly house is go straight up. 03/22/2013 on Never Would Have Thunk It 0
#11 - Never really played Vice city, I can't wait to visit Los Santo… 03/21/2013 on So Much Awesome.... 0
#9 - Also, who's the guy arm wrestling Johnny Klebitz?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2013 on So Much Awesome.... 0
User avatar #10 - trollypollyz (03/21/2013) [-]
Vince from Vice city...
User avatar #11 - andnowducks (03/21/2013) [-]
Never really played Vice city, I can't wait to visit Los Santos again, is this kind of old? because the characters from the new game could be there, and what would be awesome is if they remastered this with antagonists.
#8 - Claude would be like us, just sitting there, awkwardly, not sp… 03/21/2013 on So Much Awesome.... 0
#2 - >Most kids. Let's not forget about Ronaldo, or most Foo… 03/21/2013 on Double head shot 0
#13 - Comment deleted 03/21/2013 on Morgan Freeman Chain of... 0
#1 - Whoa whoa whoa, he licked the enemie's balls now, slow down OP… 03/21/2013 on good guy dog +2
#1 - Bob Ross. 03/20/2013 on comic sans just to piss you... 0
#2 - **andnowducks hurts you** 03/20/2013 on You Just Got Served +8
#118 - STILL COUNTS! Girls can get pregnant at 16 where I am I think 03/19/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... 0
#116 - So Snake gets laid in there?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... 0
User avatar #117 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
it's assumed. But Paz is 16 so.... :/
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
STILL COUNTS! Girls can get pregnant at 16 where I am I think
#114 - What does love box do?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... 0
User avatar #115 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
There is a mission which is a 'date' with the character Paz. You must do whatever you can in the 'date' to make her warm up to you. And if you can do that, you can use the love box near her and she will get into it with you and a few hearts will pop up above the box and you win the mission.
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
So Snake gets laid in there?
User avatar #117 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
it's assumed. But Paz is 16 so.... :/
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
STILL COUNTS! Girls can get pregnant at 16 where I am I think
#96 - That rage face made that post better. 03/19/2013 on Title is going to be here 0
#112 - Assassin box item?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... 0
User avatar #113 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
Snake hides and sneaks around in cardboard boxes. In Peace Walker there were a few variations of these boxes with different effects, such as the tank box, love box, assassin box.

-Love box is used for only one special mission.
-Assassin box is that haybale in my above pic and it alows you to do a hidden takedown like in AC when the assassin is in the haybale and pulls the guard into it.
-Tank box works in multiplayer. If you and another player get in the box, you get the stealth aspect of the box while the second player is operating the tank gun on top of the box to take down guards from afar.
User avatar #114 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
What does love box do?
User avatar #115 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
There is a mission which is a 'date' with the character Paz. You must do whatever you can in the 'date' to make her warm up to you. And if you can do that, you can use the love box near her and she will get into it with you and a few hearts will pop up above the box and you win the mission.
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
So Snake gets laid in there?
User avatar #117 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
it's assumed. But Paz is 16 so.... :/
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
STILL COUNTS! Girls can get pregnant at 16 where I am I think
#30 - Ɐs ɐ ɯⱯʇʇǝɹ Oɟ ɟⱯɔʇ QɹO' ı pO' ɐUp ı ɹƎ… 03/18/2013 on Just parkour -2
#29 - Thanks, that looks ******* awesome. 03/18/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... +2
#21 - Okay, Meg. 03/18/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... -1
#17 - Went to enlarge, was dissapointed.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... +7
#28 - Awesomenessniss (03/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (03/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, that looks fucking awesome.
#13 - Didn't they make like a cyborg armour in Brotherhood if you co…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Assassin's Creed IX Future... 0
#48 - taintedangel (03/18/2013) [-]
It was raiden from MGS4. There was a small agreement with ubisoft and konami a few years before brotherhood where in MGS4, Snake had an Altair costume. You can see another hint of this agreement in MGS: Peace Walker when in a level (i forget which one) you can do a leap of faith into a hay bale which then unlocks the assassin box item.

pic related.
User avatar #112 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
Assassin box item?
User avatar #113 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
Snake hides and sneaks around in cardboard boxes. In Peace Walker there were a few variations of these boxes with different effects, such as the tank box, love box, assassin box.

-Love box is used for only one special mission.
-Assassin box is that haybale in my above pic and it alows you to do a hidden takedown like in AC when the assassin is in the haybale and pulls the guard into it.
-Tank box works in multiplayer. If you and another player get in the box, you get the stealth aspect of the box while the second player is operating the tank gun on top of the box to take down guards from afar.
User avatar #114 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
What does love box do?
User avatar #115 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
There is a mission which is a 'date' with the character Paz. You must do whatever you can in the 'date' to make her warm up to you. And if you can do that, you can use the love box near her and she will get into it with you and a few hearts will pop up above the box and you win the mission.
User avatar #116 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
So Snake gets laid in there?
User avatar #117 - taintedangel (03/19/2013) [-]
it's assumed. But Paz is 16 so.... :/
User avatar #118 - andnowducks (03/19/2013) [-]
STILL COUNTS! Girls can get pregnant at 16 where I am I think
#20 - Womens Study Major (03/18/2013) [-]
wasn't made it is a reference to raiden from metal gear solid 4 and now i guess metal gear rising.
User avatar #21 - andnowducks (03/18/2013) [-]
Okay, Meg.
#15 - itachijebest (03/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, after completing all virtual training, you get Raiden armor
User avatar #17 - andnowducks (03/18/2013) [-]
Went to enlarge, was dissapointed.
#28 - Awesomenessniss (03/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (03/18/2013) [-]
Thanks, that looks fucking awesome.

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - Womens Study Major (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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