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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
Location:Earth
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1790 total,  2630 ,  840
Comment Thumbs: 9774 total,  13721 ,  3947
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:174082
Times Content Favorited:92 times
Total Comments Made:5442
FJ Points:7845
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

latest user's comments

#8 - Is that The Mineral? 10/05/2013 on Seriously +16
#16 - That was on GTA, on West coast talk radio, the black guys says… 10/05/2013 on (untitled) -1
#20 - Stoy out of ma terrotora 10/04/2013 on Yo, Mr. Bond, Bitch +6
#10 - WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS? 10/04/2013 on MASS decisions -1
#163 - Yeah first Jesse, then Skyler, then me and you! 10/03/2013 on Sam from Supernatural -1
#161 - Okay, take two. Walter White.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Sam from Supernatural -1
User avatar #162 - manofparody (10/03/2013) [-]
Damn... Same as me...

Walter White is a FUCKING WHORE
User avatar #163 - andnowducks (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah
first Jesse, then Skyler, then me and you!
#157 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Sam from Supernatural 0
User avatar #158 - manofparody (10/03/2013) [-]
Last SHOW.
Not video game.
User avatar #161 - andnowducks (10/03/2013) [-]
Okay, take two.
Walter White.
User avatar #162 - manofparody (10/03/2013) [-]
Damn... Same as me...

Walter White is a FUCKING WHORE
User avatar #163 - andnowducks (10/03/2013) [-]
Yeah
first Jesse, then Skyler, then me and you!
#5 - Yeah, I want a game which can be completely cliche, like the c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2013 on MASS decisions -1
User avatar #6 - xtwinblade (10/03/2013) [-]
YES! or you like, the game sort of guides you how to get to the end goal, by doing these missions that gives you info on where to get closer to the end.
But if you are like a good detective, you could figure out the ending early on and travell straight there and just win. But that might trigger some events that will further the game.

Lets say the End Goal that completes the game is Winning the war, or Losing the war. You start as a Private in the military and are given commands by your superiors. But you could go AWOL and sneak into an enemy base, get their briefing plans and ambush their leaders. Or grind up your skills, travell to the front lines and shoot your way to the end.
If you wanted to, you could become a double agent, and destroy your "home country" from the inside.
The game would create a story based on the events that happen in the game, with a Chaos theory Engine allowing everything to be connected.

Or lets say you play something similiar to skyrim. Monsters are attacking the land. You could use this opportunity as the law is weak and steal lots of stuff and exploit everything. Or you could slay the monsters and be rewarded highly, wait for the monsters to completely destroy towns. But by saving the town you could become mayor and use political power to some day rise as the king of the land. But by having the town destroyed, The monsters would be more infamous and rewards for killing them would be higher, giving you more gold for kills. Or if you help destroy the town with the monsters, you would increase your reputation as a ruthless terrorist and you could hire bandits and form a military group trying to take the country by force and strength.
User avatar #10 - andnowducks (10/04/2013) [-]
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?
#2 - >Call you cat some >Get a wife (hopefully) >M… 10/03/2013 on Clever bastards +10
#37 - Or, just don't be so ******* proud, and tell the … 10/03/2013 on So class what did we learn? +1
#89 - I admit I did feel bad for Trevor, because y'know if your best… 10/02/2013 on good guy trevor -1
#6 - Good thing you only ran one over, and missed the other two. 10/02/2013 on Quick! +11
#19 - Holy ******* **** , I just realized i… 10/02/2013 on Walts transformation 0
#42 - I'm not on about that, since Carl is a leader of The Grove Str…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2013 on Tell CJ... 0
User avatar #43 - kaitora (10/02/2013) [-]
ah ok
#38 - Also, according to the GTA wikia, if you escape with Lamar as …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2013 on Tell CJ... 0
User avatar #41 - kaitora (10/02/2013) [-]
That's not even a mad spoiler, it's clear throughout the game that Franklin is associated with the Grove street people.
User avatar #42 - andnowducks (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm not on about that, since Carl is a leader of The Grove Street Families I just thought it was cool, and I put a spoiler alert because of the Stretch thingy.
User avatar #43 - kaitora (10/02/2013) [-]
ah ok
#55 - I liked Trevor, he was deranged, but with a heart, and through…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2013 on good guy trevor +1
User avatar #87 - jimmydeenbomb (10/02/2013) [-]
im sorry, im just not sure how someone could like the other characters better than trevor. I mean the options are an alcoholic whose family hates him and his marriage is in a loveless marriage and still refuses to divorce, or the gangbanger who has forgotten his roots and is obsessed with a girl who will never love him back, finally we have a meth addict who is a complete psychopath who does what he wants and has had enough emotional anguish in his life than people who commit suicide.
User avatar #89 - andnowducks (10/02/2013) [-]
I admit I did feel bad for Trevor, because y'know if your best friend 'dies' and the other one in 'prison' then you find out after nine years that the dead friend is alive, and then finding out the friend in prison is dead, it would hurt.
#20 - Yay. 10/01/2013 on Breaking In The Middle 0
#16 - Also, Walt's dad died when he was 6, so it rules out that possibility. 10/01/2013 on Breaking In The Middle -1
#12 - Spoiler alert He isn't any of them, he's dead.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Breaking In The Middle 0
#19 - confrontation (10/01/2013) [-]
you put spoiler alert before your joke

i like you
#20 - andnowducks (10/01/2013) [-]
Yay.
#14 - rieskimo has deleted their comment.
#95581 - You're welcome. Pic related, my birds. 10/01/2013 on Social Board -1
#95579 - Bird story because birds will be birds. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Social Board -1
User avatar #95580 - birdss (10/01/2013) [-]
Yes, Thank you for telling my life story.
#95581 - andnowducks (10/01/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
Pic related, my birds.
#196 - What? 10/01/2013 on I can see why . . . -1
#32 - I love how he missed most of those shots.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on I can see why . . . 0
User avatar #58 - lesolan (09/30/2013) [-]
Usually the crowd is bigger, so aiming is generally less of a requirement.
User avatar #196 - andnowducks (10/01/2013) [-]
What?
#22 - Say, aren't you a little two young to be ordering five extra l… 09/30/2013 on Your moms order is ready +4
#26 - Superblack, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 09/29/2013 on Just a puddle +5

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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