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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/18/2016
Location:Earth
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#906744 - Anyone else got Brothers In Arms Hell's Highway? I went into t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#906818 - ScottP (04/29/2014) [-]
I bought it at a goodwill but only played for about two or three missions. I thought it was pretty good so far.
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#906828 - andnowducks (04/29/2014) [-]
I must warn you, once you get to a certain mission, you will see the body of a boy, you venture off alone in a couple and seconds and the bloodied face of the boy appears right in fucking front of you SKFJHHSJURIQWORTIJSNSMXMQWERTYUUIIOPAMDMGFMDLSMK
#30 - I know, such bizarre **** am I right? I think my parents must …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on iPod +2
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#48 - jasohazard (04/26/2014) [-]
But were they wrong?
#28 - Sometimes when I was a child I would look around for my bottle…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on iPod +5
#29 - chokinandtokin (04/26/2014) [-]
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#30 - andnowducks (04/26/2014) [-]
I know, such bizarre shit am I right? I think my parents must thought I was mentally challanged.
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#48 - jasohazard (04/26/2014) [-]
But were they wrong?
#162 - Jesus Christ. 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
#156 - Maybe I had a bit of trouble with Zahkriosis, and some draugr …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
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#159 - hyeroshi (04/24/2014) [-]
At one point I started playing with SkyRe installed and put the game on master difficulty with all of the difficulty options enabled. stamina drain when attacked, stagger, enemy AI improvements, etc I ran into a skeever and it killed me.
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#162 - andnowducks (04/24/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
#141 - You mean any boss on Skyrim. I used the champion's cudgel's en…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Drgnz 0
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#148 - hyeroshi (04/24/2014) [-]
The only boss I ever had trouble with is the giant ice spirit golem king thing in the dragonborn DLC. Also the midboss under the brewery who uses lightning magic in the Thieve's Guild questline is op as hell.
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#156 - andnowducks (04/24/2014) [-]
Maybe I had a bit of trouble with Zahkriosis, and some draugr in a temple, but that didn't mean I couldn't plow through on another playthrough, when I was stronger and better equipped.
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#159 - hyeroshi (04/24/2014) [-]
At one point I started playing with SkyRe installed and put the game on master difficulty with all of the difficulty options enabled. stamina drain when attacked, stagger, enemy AI improvements, etc I ran into a skeever and it killed me.
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#162 - andnowducks (04/24/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ.
#234726 - Drugs and liquor bro, drugs and liquor 04/22/2014 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
#2 - Indeed, I got the games with gold, because I've never been int… 04/09/2014 on Absolution logic 0
#821766 - Oh okay, 02/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#821704 - Isn't it funny on games like Skyrim or Fallout where you come …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#821745 - kothaex (02/01/2014) [-]
That's because of the way skyrim's level scaling works.
When you visit an area it sets a level for all of the mobs (and loot) you find there, I think for a set period of time.
If you come back within that period of time, their levels won't change.
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#821766 - andnowducks (02/01/2014) [-]
Oh okay,
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#821708 - adunsaveme (02/01/2014) [-]
That's how I usually go with boss fights
#5 - That person probably doesn't realize they created a paradox, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Not one but two notes... -2
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#8 - anonymoose (10/09/2013) [-]
Or create an alternate timeline.
#51 - And the last one. 10/09/2013 on facts of life -2
#45 - I totally agree with him on that one. 10/09/2013 on Hank Twitter Comp +13
#16 - >OMGEH DROWNING IN AN UNDERWATER POOL SO LOGICZ It's ca… 10/08/2013 on Cartoon logic -2
#7 - No because if they're better than the top namebrand, they are … 10/08/2013 on (untitled) -3
#8 - Good thing I covered them! and used it correctly. 10/07/2013 on That Cross over.. -2
#4 - His dick is ******* skinny. 10/07/2013 on (title) -1
#6 - And Hank and Steve got killed by Jack, all his money …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on That Cross over.. -2
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#7 - chasefade (10/07/2013) [-]
dem spoilers
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#8 - andnowducks (10/07/2013) [-]
Good thing I covered them!
and used it correctly.
#4 - Walt could've saved his own skin plenty of times in the series…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/07/2013 on That Cross over.. -1
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#5 - chasefade (10/07/2013) [-]
Walt's ego became too big throughout the series. When he realized that Hank thought that Gale was Heisenberg, Walt, having a big ego, decided to tell Hank that Heisenberg is still out there, making the blue stuff. Plus, Walt, from what I could tell, loved the thrill and adrenaline of "almost" being caught until it bit him in the ass.
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#6 - andnowducks (10/07/2013) [-]
And Hank and Steve got killed by Jack, all his money got stole he nearly died from his cancer and then killed himself.
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#7 - chasefade (10/07/2013) [-]
dem spoilers
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#8 - andnowducks (10/07/2013) [-]
Good thing I covered them!
and used it correctly.
#49 - This what I was like with The Walking Dead, ******* feels man. 10/07/2013 on [Prototype] 2 -1
#1 - Comment deleted 10/06/2013 on (untitled) 0
#5 - "Robin, we need to hero" 10/06/2013 on The Dark Knight... -1
#13 - Thanks 10/06/2013 on Scrubs -1
#3 - omg you so funny.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Scrubs +6
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#7 - agentdoubleohio (10/06/2013) [-]
last time i saw it was on netflix
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#4 - threeeighteen (10/05/2013) [-]
Personally I think it goes downhill after season 5, doesn't mean the latter seasons don't have funny moments.
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#13 - andnowducks (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks
#1 - I might start watching Scrubs, anyone got a free streaming web…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Scrubs -1
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#9 - retardedboss (10/06/2013) [-]
Streaming when you have shitty download speed is worse than downloading the episodes. Download one episode at a time. download episode 2 while watching episode one.

I'm not saying you have to, I just don;t follow the logic.
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#8 - WhereMehSammich (10/06/2013) [-]
#2 - anon (10/05/2013) [-]
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#3 - andnowducks (10/05/2013) [-]
omg you so funny.
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#7 - agentdoubleohio (10/06/2013) [-]
last time i saw it was on netflix
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#4 - threeeighteen (10/05/2013) [-]
Personally I think it goes downhill after season 5, doesn't mean the latter seasons don't have funny moments.
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#13 - andnowducks (10/06/2013) [-]
Thanks
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#129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
#115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
**** i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
#117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
#118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
#119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
#120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
#121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
#122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
#123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
#124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
#125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
#126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
#127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
#128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
#129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
#106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
#108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
#111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
#112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
#113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
#102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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#101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
#99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
#93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
#89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
#90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
#91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
#59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#61 to #60 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
#26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
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