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#269 - Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#267 - Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
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#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
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#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
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#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
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#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#265 - Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, s…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
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#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

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#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
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#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar
#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
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#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
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#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#263 - Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight fro…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
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#265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
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#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
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#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

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#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
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#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar
#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar
#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar
#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar
#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar
#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#261 - Me, I'd say it would be Altair or Ezio, even though Connor has…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell 0
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#262 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
True, but Connor's a stubborn fucker. He'd probably come back to finish off the victor somehow anyway...maybe get his ass kicked again. lol
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#263 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight from the tree, but also, Altair's also stubborn and cocky, further leading to Ezio being the victor.

And the Templars, who would win between Daniel Cross, Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia, and Robert De Sable
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_de_Sable
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#264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
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#265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
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#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
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#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

User avatar
#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
User avatar
#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
User avatar
#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar
#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar
#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar
#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar
#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar
#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
User avatar
#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#253 - True, who do you think would win between a fight with Connor, …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
#260 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Spoiler because not everyone will want to read a novel. I get the feeling it'd be Connor. He's more adept at hiding without the use of crowds, has better tech, his disciples are much more varied and trained in different ways, and the culture shock to the other two might be enough to get an advantage.

Now the other two I'm not so sure about. Never played the first, so idk about Altair. Ezio isn't as good with melee combat as Connor is, and would have trouble without a large amount of people nearby. Not to mention free running on trees means he's at a massive disadvantage when it comes to rural combat. His weapons are dated, his disciples are more narrow and can only fit a few roles, and he'd have difficulties dealing with Connor's...interesting style of fighting.

Urban stealth will not play a factor in this as both know the traditional garb of the Assassins. Connor can hide OUT of sight. Ezio would not.

But, as I write this, I'm aware that anything can happen if they were to actually fight. This is all speculation, and there isn't much of a way to prove it without a doubt. It's all up in hte air, but I'd bet on Connor.
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#261 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Me, I'd say it would be Altair or Ezio, even though Connor has more advanced weaponry, he's cocky and arrogant, that would most probably get him killed, but since he can freerun on trees and is faster, he'd probably get away. Now, between Ezio and Altair, I think Ezio would win, because he has advanced weaponry, and if he didn't choose to destroy the war machines, he'd use them, but I can't say between Ezio and Altair.
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#262 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
True, but Connor's a stubborn fucker. He'd probably come back to finish off the victor somehow anyway...maybe get his ass kicked again. lol
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#263 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight from the tree, but also, Altair's also stubborn and cocky, further leading to Ezio being the victor.

And the Templars, who would win between Daniel Cross, Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia, and Robert De Sable
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_de_Sable
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#264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
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#265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
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#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
User avatar
#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

User avatar
#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
User avatar
#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
User avatar
#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar
#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar
#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar
#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar
#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar
#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#40 - On the term of Adam, Touched By His Noodly Appendage 09/06/2013 on Pringles will fuck your... -1
#227 - I think the Assassin's methods are get in, kill a person and j…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#251 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
That is more or less the point. You're not exactly very good at direct confrontation in those games...not as good as if you were being stealthy.
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#253 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
True, who do you think would win between a fight with Connor, Altair and Ezio?
#260 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Spoiler because not everyone will want to read a novel. I get the feeling it'd be Connor. He's more adept at hiding without the use of crowds, has better tech, his disciples are much more varied and trained in different ways, and the culture shock to the other two might be enough to get an advantage.

Now the other two I'm not so sure about. Never played the first, so idk about Altair. Ezio isn't as good with melee combat as Connor is, and would have trouble without a large amount of people nearby. Not to mention free running on trees means he's at a massive disadvantage when it comes to rural combat. His weapons are dated, his disciples are more narrow and can only fit a few roles, and he'd have difficulties dealing with Connor's...interesting style of fighting.

Urban stealth will not play a factor in this as both know the traditional garb of the Assassins. Connor can hide OUT of sight. Ezio would not.

But, as I write this, I'm aware that anything can happen if they were to actually fight. This is all speculation, and there isn't much of a way to prove it without a doubt. It's all up in hte air, but I'd bet on Connor.
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#261 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Me, I'd say it would be Altair or Ezio, even though Connor has more advanced weaponry, he's cocky and arrogant, that would most probably get him killed, but since he can freerun on trees and is faster, he'd probably get away. Now, between Ezio and Altair, I think Ezio would win, because he has advanced weaponry, and if he didn't choose to destroy the war machines, he'd use them, but I can't say between Ezio and Altair.
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#262 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
True, but Connor's a stubborn fucker. He'd probably come back to finish off the victor somehow anyway...maybe get his ass kicked again. lol
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#263 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, most probably using his ropedart, just bam, straight from the tree, but also, Altair's also stubborn and cocky, further leading to Ezio being the victor.

And the Templars, who would win between Daniel Cross, Rodrigo Borgia and Cesare Borgia, and Robert De Sable
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_de_Sable
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#264 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
I haven't played through all of 1 or 3 so I don't know too much about all the templars.

That and my memory is shit, so I can't say much about it anyway.
User avatar
#265 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, since he was in the Animus to long, and in three, leads to his death. so that would probably happen, and Daniel would be gone, but Rodrigo, is old and weak, and has what, the Vatican in his pocket, but Cesare, in fact if he thought more, he could be an unstoppable powerful killing machine, he has the French army in his pocket, he has Italy, next he has Micheleto, then he has the Papal also in his pocket, combined with the apple, all the people he'd hate, would be gone due to Micheletto, and since he has the apple, he could kill any army which steps near him, and if he didn't have the apple because he let go of it, he has all those other armys and people, so he would just cripple Rodrigo or Cross, if he didn't suffer from bleeding effect
User avatar
#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
User avatar
#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

User avatar
#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
User avatar
#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
User avatar
#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
User avatar
#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
User avatar
#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
User avatar
#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
User avatar
#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
User avatar
#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
User avatar
#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
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#92360 - tjcomics (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't think anything happens, because when you committed the crime, such as possession, it was still illegal when you were caught.
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#92366 - andnowducks (09/02/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks bro.