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#121 - Which Korean one?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#119 - Which one?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#364 - Oh. 05/29/2013 on Seriously 0
#362 - The gray mains do what now?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously 0
User avatar #363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
User avatar #364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
#361 - And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#358 - You could be rich, bro.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
User avatar #361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
User avatar #365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#356 - You would be ******* huge on the internet.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #359 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Mhm.

I really should get started on it soon - And the first that will happen is the civil war. Then the main - Remember, the Grey Manes send you out to look for words on your own for training, basically. So there's plenty of 'adventuring' as well.

I can do this. And it can't go wrong.
User avatar #362 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
The gray mains do what now?
User avatar #363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
User avatar #364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
#355 - Then I have an idea what else you could do, when you get to th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #357 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was going to do. Either that, or have it be the largest book I could have in print. That would be swell.
User avatar #358 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You could be rich, bro.

User avatar #360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
User avatar #361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
User avatar #365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#79 - mfw he mentioned footballs twice  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on When a person gets bored on... +8
User avatar #82 - askafj (05/29/2013) [-]
no, first he said soccer balls, then he said footballs.

YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT
#99 - conagheraxe (05/29/2013) [-]
Not everyone is American, thus not everyone knows of "soccer"
User avatar #102 - askafj (05/29/2013) [-]
Implying I am an American.

If you wouldn't be so far up your own ass, you should know what the difference is, even if you don't use it yourself.
#106 - conagheraxe (05/29/2013) [-]
Jesus calm down. Soccer balls and footballs can be used in the exact same context unless you're talking about American football.
#85 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
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U r 1 cheeky cunt m8 a futball n sokker bal r de sam
#117 - Where is it from?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #118 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#115 - I want to know the source for your avatar.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
#116 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif
fuck i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#352 - Please do, who would Dovakiin **** though? and wh…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
User avatar #353 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Alright, get this: I -Could- start off as a Nord, as is default, but I don't think it would give the character much of an edge. Why would he be out of Skyrim? It would take away his reason for asking many of the questions I'd need the readers to hear, not to mention a lot of the dialog in the game will be used from time to time, so some of the questions will be used verbatim, with my own little slick to them. So he'll be a Wood Elf, but set to the max-buff setting, so he more or less has the stocky look of a Nord, just a few inches shorter then most other races, which will get used for comedic purposes.

He's an adventurer, always has been. Skyrim was a place he had ehard about, and wanted to stay away from till he had gained enough experience elsewhere (Which was the place he was heading to, anyway - Elsweyr). He was literally just passing through the border of Skyrim to get there,when he happened upon what looked to be a raiding. He had only his bow, and was running low on arrows, plus, he didn't know what the hell this raid was about, so he shrugs and leaves it. But as soon as he turns his back, an imperial soldier clocks him in the back of his head. "I got one o' em!", he'd shout, just as the main character, Nox, was blacking out.

The story would then start at the start of the game, with him just coming too, still dazed. I'm sure you know the rest.

I told you that, so I could answer your other question; who would he fuck.

The answer is, whoever works. Lydia will be one of his chief love interests, but she'll be too formal with her flirting, and his own would just receive mocking at first (He -is- a wood elf). He won't have romantic feelings for her (Just underbelly urges he'd try to ignite), but that slowly changes as she keeps blocking his advances. But he just looks to other girls, which leads to more romance, or just sex, which leads into other things... Well, let's just say there's going to be a lot of both sex and Romance in the story.
User avatar #356 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You would be fucking huge on the internet.
User avatar #359 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Mhm.

I really should get started on it soon - And the first that will happen is the civil war. Then the main - Remember, the Grey Manes send you out to look for words on your own for training, basically. So there's plenty of 'adventuring' as well.

I can do this. And it can't go wrong.
User avatar #362 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
The gray mains do what now?
User avatar #363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
User avatar #364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #355 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Then I have an idea what else you could do, when you get to the point where you finish the main quest book, you make another on the civil war, and then other short books about Thieves guild/nighting gale quests, and most importantly, two books on Dawngaurd, and one on Dragonborn.
User avatar #357 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was going to do. Either that, or have it be the largest book I could have in print. That would be swell.
User avatar #358 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You could be rich, bro.

User avatar #360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
User avatar #361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
User avatar #365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
User avatar #354 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
I thought of all this because of what she says, and the tone of voice she says, when you ask to trade items with you. "I am sworn to carry your burdens..."

I'll try not to spoil any more. But that'll have a plot point later in the story. Just know that it won't all be about Lydia - That'll just be the start.
#78 - Comment deleted 05/28/2013 on This is the title -1
#5 - What're you going on about? 05/28/2013 on Good Guy Isran -1
#3 - OP did, do you even read the description?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Good Guy Isran -1
#4 - hugotr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - andnowducks (05/28/2013) [-]
What're you going on about?
#111 - He pulls his top up People know. 05/28/2013 on feels ;_; 0
#110 - Count one side. double it. 05/28/2013 on feels ;_; 0
#1 - eus' d HHS‘ -'5 DEBT ENDED DEF WITH HIS FEES ME TRIB…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Good Guy Isran -1
#2 - hugotr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3 - andnowducks (05/28/2013) [-]
OP did, do you even read the description?
#4 - hugotr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - andnowducks (05/28/2013) [-]
What're you going on about?
#227 - I was wondering if I was the only disturbed by Frostbites … 05/28/2013 on Loot whore 0
#47 - Wouldn't it be depressing if John Hurt died on set? 05/27/2013 on Dr who 0
#223 - Are you terrified of the Frostbites? or any type of spiders in Skyrim?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Loot whore 0
User avatar #225 - ilovehitler (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't see your point.
User avatar #227 - andnowducks (05/28/2013) [-]
I was wondering if I was the only disturbed by
Frostbites when they dangle from the holes.
Dwemer spider noises.
Spiders jumping out from nowhere
Any spider noise.
When you get a super terrific kill and it zooms in on Frostbites
Eating spider eggs.
#158 - I don't get why Dovakiin always wears Iron armor, it isn't eve…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Loot whore 0
User avatar #192 - ilovehitler (05/27/2013) [-]
Mainly because that's the iconic armor of the Dovakiin. Artists will use it to make him easily recognizable.
User avatar #223 - andnowducks (05/27/2013) [-]
Are you terrified of the Frostbites? or any type of spiders in Skyrim?
User avatar #225 - ilovehitler (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't see your point.
User avatar #227 - andnowducks (05/28/2013) [-]
I was wondering if I was the only disturbed by
Frostbites when they dangle from the holes.
Dwemer spider noises.
Spiders jumping out from nowhere
Any spider noise.
When you get a super terrific kill and it zooms in on Frostbites
Eating spider eggs.
#223 - Or they're figments of his imagination. 05/26/2013 on It explains the moaning. 0
#357 - American logic: Rants on about Freedom and all that … 05/26/2013 on Britain is best UK 0
#127 - Adoption? 05/26/2013 on Mr. K +2

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - StarvedSouthKorean (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
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User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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