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andnowducks

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/29/2016
Location:Earth
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Highest Content Rank:#2988
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Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#5 - I don't get it.  [+] (4 replies) 09/13/2013 on Peek -1
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#6 - SunshineCabbage (09/13/2013) [-]
The I wanna say boytoy , takes his eyeball off and threads some string through it, then dangles it down where lady toy is getting changed. Giving the idea that he can see her via his dangling button-eye.
#52 - seizure (09/14/2013) [-]
I though that he was sewing his eye on, and then later they showed a topless chick who was about to sew some nipples on her tits...
I'm retarded
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#7 - andnowducks (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't see the button, I just thought he was committing suicide or taking out his buttons to be a human or something.
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#8 - arukimasu (09/13/2013) [-]
How the fuck did you manifest that deep shit from the comic
#423 - Guys, tell me how long you've been on FunnyJunk, actually, the…  [+] (2 replies) 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) -1
#678 - Flong (09/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the pointless notification
#697 - andnowducks (09/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
Touched by his noodly appendage wall paper?

#274 - So, how's life on your end?  [+] (2 replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
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#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
#272 - In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more…  [+] (1 reply) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#269 - Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I…  [+] (3 replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#267 - Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's …  [+] (9 replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
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#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
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#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
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#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
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#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.
#265 - Okay, so in 3, Daniel starts suffering from Bleeding affect, s…  [+] (11 replies) 09/07/2013 on Hitman vs. Splinter Cell -1
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#266 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Didn't read it. I don't want ANY info on 3.
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#267 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the bit about Daniel, it's not really about three, it's about some comic, about Daniel going into the assassins, killing the mentor and putting the assassins into hiding, but the eye bit, is a spoiler, so you don't have to read that bit, but the rest, is about 2 and Brotherhood.

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#270 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah Cesare might have won if he wasn't a fool.
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#274 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
So, how's life on your end?
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#275 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Sore as hell. I'm learning medieval martial arts and how to use weapons from my friend.

I can use a shortsword and a mace.
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#276 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
That's good and bad, I guess, well since I'm lazy fat fuck, I've been on PAYDAY 2, Netflix and FJ all day.
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#268 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Warn me next time then! Gonna read it now.
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#269 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, I thought you new the eye bit meant spoiler, I mean, when you use it, it says [spoiler] [spoiler] it's just people use it wrong.
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#271 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
No, no, I thought the whole thing might have some spoilers along with the eye.
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#272 - andnowducks (09/07/2013) [-]
In my opinion, if Cesare wasn't a douche bag, he'd get on more in life, I mean, dating and fucking his sister, then strangling her until she tells him where the apple is? I mean he could've asked nicely, and then prevented Lucrezia from telling Ezio where the apple was, and if he didn't get so power hungry, he wouldn't have to kill his father, and if, just if he went to Tiber island, and destroyed the assassin hide out, he might of won.
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#273 - arstya (09/07/2013) [-]
Eyup...his hubris was his downfall.