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Age: 21
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Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/18/2016
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#48 - >You can't log out without being logged in, >So ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? +9
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#72 - miscarriage (05/29/2013) [-]
>so therefore, you are not logged in, you are can not log out.


It actually is a bit difficult to understand when you put it that way.
#75 - windmagevaati (05/29/2013) [-]
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#69 - nightlynutria (05/29/2013) [-]
I think the silly thing here is that it says "please log in to log out"
If you are already logged out why would you want to log in for the only purpose of logging out?
#46 - That's not Warfighter, it's just Medal Of Honor, I liked it, i… 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? -6
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#54 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
Estimated to be 9 billion by 2020....ish.
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#44 - garymotherfingoak (05/29/2013) [-]
its medal of honor warfighter it looks like, he may actually be the only one.
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#47 - blueberrybluejay (05/29/2013) [-]
It's the one prior to it. Don't get me wrong, it had it's flaws, but I don't think it deserved ALL of the hate it received.
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#46 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
That's not Warfighter, it's just Medal Of Honor, I liked it, it's bettter than the racist, sexist, crappy pile of shit, in fact the pile was so large it created an shit black hole and sucked all goodness out of it.
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#41 - blueberrybluejay (05/29/2013) [-]
K. Thanks.
#125 - Which Korean group one with girls? How about you stop bei…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
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#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#123 - Which Korean one with girls?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
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#124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
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#125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
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#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#121 - Which Korean one?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
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#122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
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#123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
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#124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
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#125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
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#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#119 - Which one?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
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#120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
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#121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
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#122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
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#123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
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#124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
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#125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
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#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#364 - Oh. 05/29/2013 on Seriously 0
#362 - The gray mains do what now?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously 0
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#363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
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#364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
#361 - And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
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#365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#358 - You could be rich, bro.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
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#360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
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#361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
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#365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#356 - You would be ******* huge on the internet.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
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#359 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Mhm.

I really should get started on it soon - And the first that will happen is the civil war. Then the main - Remember, the Grey Manes send you out to look for words on your own for training, basically. So there's plenty of 'adventuring' as well.

I can do this. And it can't go wrong.
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#362 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
The gray mains do what now?
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#363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
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#364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
#355 - Then I have an idea what else you could do, when you get to th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
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#357 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was going to do. Either that, or have it be the largest book I could have in print. That would be swell.
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#358 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You could be rich, bro.

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#360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
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#361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
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#365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
#79 - mfw he mentioned footballs twice  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on When a person gets bored on... +8
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#82 - askafj (05/29/2013) [-]
no, first he said soccer balls, then he said footballs.

YOU UNEDUCATED SHIT
#99 - conagheraxe (05/29/2013) [-]
Not everyone is American, thus not everyone knows of "soccer"
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#102 - askafj (05/29/2013) [-]
Implying I am an American.

If you wouldn't be so far up your own ass, you should know what the difference is, even if you don't use it yourself.
#106 - conagheraxe (05/29/2013) [-]
Jesus calm down. Soccer balls and footballs can be used in the exact same context unless you're talking about American football.
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#85 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
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U r 1 cheeky cunt m8 a futball n sokker bal r de sam
#117 - Where is it from?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
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#118 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
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#119 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
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#120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
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#121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
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#122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
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#123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
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#124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
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#125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar
#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#115 - I want to know the source for your avatar.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
#116 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif
fuck i need to organize my folder
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#117 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
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#118 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
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#119 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
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#120 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
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#121 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
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#122 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
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#123 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
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#124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
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#125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar
#126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
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#127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
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#128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
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#129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#352 - Please do, who would Dovakiin **** though? and what race would he be?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Seriously +1
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#353 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Alright, get this: I -Could- start off as a Nord, as is default, but I don't think it would give the character much of an edge. Why would he be out of Skyrim? It would take away his reason for asking many of the questions I'd need the readers to hear, not to mention a lot of the dialog in the game will be used from time to time, so some of the questions will be used verbatim, with my own little slick to them. So he'll be a Wood Elf, but set to the max-buff setting, so he more or less has the stocky look of a Nord, just a few inches shorter then most other races, which will get used for comedic purposes.

He's an adventurer, always has been. Skyrim was a place he had ehard about, and wanted to stay away from till he had gained enough experience elsewhere (Which was the place he was heading to, anyway - Elsweyr). He was literally just passing through the border of Skyrim to get there,when he happened upon what looked to be a raiding. He had only his bow, and was running low on arrows, plus, he didn't know what the hell this raid was about, so he shrugs and leaves it. But as soon as he turns his back, an imperial soldier clocks him in the back of his head. "I got one o' em!", he'd shout, just as the main character, Nox, was blacking out.

The story would then start at the start of the game, with him just coming too, still dazed. I'm sure you know the rest.

I told you that, so I could answer your other question; who would he fuck.

The answer is, whoever works. Lydia will be one of his chief love interests, but she'll be too formal with her flirting, and his own would just receive mocking at first (He -is- a wood elf). He won't have romantic feelings for her (Just underbelly urges he'd try to ignite), but that slowly changes as she keeps blocking his advances. But he just looks to other girls, which leads to more romance, or just sex, which leads into other things... Well, let's just say there's going to be a lot of both sex and Romance in the story.
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#356 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You would be fucking huge on the internet.
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#359 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Mhm.

I really should get started on it soon - And the first that will happen is the civil war. Then the main - Remember, the Grey Manes send you out to look for words on your own for training, basically. So there's plenty of 'adventuring' as well.

I can do this. And it can't go wrong.
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#362 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
The gray mains do what now?
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#363 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
After they give you your first two shouts, one of the options you have to pick will lead them into saying, yes, going out and finding the words will benefit you with the experience needed.
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#364 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
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#355 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Then I have an idea what else you could do, when you get to the point where you finish the main quest book, you make another on the civil war, and then other short books about Thieves guild/nighting gale quests, and most importantly, two books on Dawngaurd, and one on Dragonborn.
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#357 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I was going to do. Either that, or have it be the largest book I could have in print. That would be swell.
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#358 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
You could be rich, bro.

User avatar
#360 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
It's not about the money. It's about the story.

Money could be fun, though.
User avatar
#361 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
And then with the money, you could do about the new Elder Scrolls that's due to come out.
User avatar
#365 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
Hah. Self-perpetuating stories.

I likes. But out of my pay grade.
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#354 - atrumaliger (05/29/2013) [-]
I thought of all this because of what she says, and the tone of voice she says, when you ask to trade items with you. "I am sworn to carry your burdens..."

I'll try not to spoil any more. But that'll have a plot point later in the story. Just know that it won't all be about Lydia - That'll just be the start.
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What're you going on about?
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OP did, do you even read the description?
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What're you going on about?
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#129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
#115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
**** i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
#117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
#118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
#119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
#120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
#121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
#122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
#123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
#124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
#125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
#126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
#127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
#128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
#129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
#106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
#108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
#111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
#112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
#113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
#102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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#101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
#99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
#93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
#89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
#90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
#91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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#57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
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#104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
#59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#61 to #60 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
#26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
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