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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:9/04/2014
Location:Earth
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#6 - Who?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Almost as safe +1
#11 - schrodngrscat (05/30/2013) [-]
They beat that joke to death the past couple of seasons, especially in this finale...
User avatar #12 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
No, I mean who is the actor?
User avatar #15 - nooc (05/30/2013) [-]
Billy Piper
#26 - Mynd (05/31/2013) [-]
Billie*

Sorry, I'm kind of weird about stuff like that.
User avatar #16 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #19 - sanguinesolitude (05/30/2013) [-]
she is fapulous
User avatar #50 - andnowducks (05/31/2013) [-]
I know.
User avatar #22 - redneckraider (05/30/2013) [-]
That's punny
#13 - And you no something? I never suspected a thing, I thought Smo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Big Smoke's Video Games +8
User avatar #32 - randomserb (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh damn that's why he didn't shoot.
User avatar #53 - andnowducks (05/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, he was most loyal that the Bastard Ryder, oh wait both of them are unloyal bastards.
User avatar #48 - tonkkax (05/31/2013) [-]
I actually figured this out a while ago. If you play the game, you can notice that they were planning the betrayal behind your back all along. Tenpenny coming out of Big Smoke's house, Tenpenny visiting Ryder...
User avatar #15 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
know*
User avatar #14 - stunning (05/30/2013) [-]
Even the world of video games is full of lies
User avatar #16 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Just like real life, I guess.
#5 - ****** please, I was smoking, getting drunk, inje… 05/30/2013 on Noobs... +2
#9 - I hated Ryder's guts, I literally hated that ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Big Smoke's Video Games +5
User avatar #12 - stunning (05/30/2013) [-]
I get that he was a dick, but i cant lie he was hilarious and the way he talked.
User avatar #13 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
And you no something? I never suspected a thing, I thought Smoke didn't shoot the Ballas, because the food was getting cold, I understand that, he's a big man, he needs his food, but then after I played GTA IV, I learnt that most of your 'friends' In GTA, betray you, Tommy Vercetti, Smoke and Ryder, Catalina, Dmitri, Bulgarin and Billy Grey.
User avatar #32 - randomserb (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh damn that's why he didn't shoot.
User avatar #53 - andnowducks (05/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, he was most loyal that the Bastard Ryder, oh wait both of them are unloyal bastards.
User avatar #48 - tonkkax (05/31/2013) [-]
I actually figured this out a while ago. If you play the game, you can notice that they were planning the betrayal behind your back all along. Tenpenny coming out of Big Smoke's house, Tenpenny visiting Ryder...
User avatar #15 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
know*
User avatar #14 - stunning (05/30/2013) [-]
Even the world of video games is full of lies
User avatar #16 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Just like real life, I guess.
#355 - What was his last name?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Feels. +2
#397 - Womens Study Major (05/30/2013) [-]
His name was Tyler Ziegel
User avatar #398 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#21 - Me too. 05/30/2013 on The rules we should all follow 0
#18 - It would've been funny if he pulled off the Spiderman suit to … 05/30/2013 on Funny conversation with Batman -1
#14 - The Horker's long lost cousin,  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on The rules we should all follow +2
#18 - canadianxtreme (05/30/2013) [-]
ahhhh skyrim refrence i approve
User avatar #21 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #16 - mythichyphen (05/30/2013) [-]
walroid maximus
#286 - I-I feel bad for laughing at him. 05/30/2013 on Feels. 0
#285 - Who is he?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Feels. +1
#353 - Womens Study Major (05/30/2013) [-]
His name was Tyler, he was from a small place in Washington, Illinois. I've actually met him in real life before he died, he was a really nice guy for what he had to go through too. Additional fact is that the girl in the picture with him left him shortly before he killed over too. I'ts a rather unfortunate life he had to go through.
User avatar #390 - matttboy (05/30/2013) [-]
What a fucking bitch!

"It's not that I'm not grateful for what you did or anything....but...you're just too ugly so I think we should see other people. Good luck with the suicide!"
User avatar #355 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
What was his last name?
#397 - Womens Study Major (05/30/2013) [-]
His name was Tyler Ziegel
User avatar #398 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#70 - Dirty one platform owning peasant. 05/30/2013 on Hey baby +5
#31 - Words. 05/30/2013 on Tumblr On Drugs 0
#30 - Bitch please, he was so done with the two types of people, he … 05/30/2013 on Tumblr On Drugs +1
#32 - Oh, I see you go to the same school as that guy on Reddit, or … 05/30/2013 on Kids at my school -1
#129 - Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls? 05/30/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
#4645155 - Picture 05/30/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#4645152 - So uh, what was we betting?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
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#88 - So that's the noise I heard. 05/30/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? 0
#127 - Which cool Korean group one with girls?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#49 - I just think they could've had vehicles.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? 0
User avatar #53 - blueberrybluejay (05/29/2013) [-]
They had one in the Combat Mission game mode. I don't know about having anymore being a good thing though.
User avatar #88 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
So that's the noise I heard.
#48 - >You can't log out without being logged in, >So ther…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? +9
User avatar #72 - miscarriage (05/29/2013) [-]
>so therefore, you are not logged in, you are can not log out.


It actually is a bit difficult to understand when you put it that way.
#75 - windmagevaati (05/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - nightlynutria (05/29/2013) [-]
I think the silly thing here is that it says "please log in to log out"
If you are already logged out why would you want to log in for the only purpose of logging out?
#46 - That's not Warfighter, it's just Medal Of Honor, I liked it, i… 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Logout failed. Wat? -6
User avatar #54 - secretdestroyers (05/29/2013) [-]
Estimated to be 9 billion by 2020....ish.
User avatar #44 - garymotherfingoak (05/29/2013) [-]
its medal of honor warfighter it looks like, he may actually be the only one.
User avatar #47 - blueberrybluejay (05/29/2013) [-]
It's the one prior to it. Don't get me wrong, it had it's flaws, but I don't think it deserved ALL of the hate it received.
User avatar #46 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
That's not Warfighter, it's just Medal Of Honor, I liked it, it's bettter than the racist, sexist, crappy pile of shit, in fact the pile was so large it created an shit black hole and sucked all goodness out of it.
User avatar #41 - blueberrybluejay (05/29/2013) [-]
K. Thanks.
#125 - Which Korean group one with girls? How about you stop bei…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#123 - Which Korean one with girls?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2013 on andnowducks's profile 0
User avatar #124 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - Womens Study Major (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
#18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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#14 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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#13 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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