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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:5/18/2016
Location:Earth
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1792 total,  2632 ,  840
Comment Thumbs: 9785 total,  13733 ,  3948
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:177489
Times Content Favorited:91 times
Total Comments Made:5450
FJ Points:7854
Favorite Tags: i (4) | You (3) | and (2) | annoying (2) | comic (2) | it (2) | Love (2) | rage (2)
I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

latest user's comments

#165 - Take away the mirror then.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Tumblr -1
#170 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Worst attempt at being funny i've seen all day. Try harder.
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#186 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
Clearly you haven't checked the picture you just posted.
#187 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah i clearly didn't. </sarcasm>
As i said. Worst attempt of the day.
Now go away and do whatever it is you kids do these days.
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#191 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
Ironically, in your picture you're complaining about him complaining.
#192 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes i am.
Go away now.
#193 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
#103 - Ironically it's sunny outside. 06/03/2013 on Britain in a nutshell... 0
#223 - >Can't smoke weed >Can't have gay marriage >…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2013 on And every 4 years its 366 days -11
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#304 - sirlorddarthvader (06/03/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention how we have a limited life span, we age, we are affected by gravity, can't travel through time and can't do everything with our minds.


No one can ever truly be free.
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#281 - theFuckingGreat (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas, I don't know where you heard this "No Gun" rumor from, but you sir, are definitely wrong.
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#274 - DrPeppir (06/03/2013) [-]
"Can't have guns."
If I were to tell you you can't have cheese on a sandwich does that mean you can't have sandwiches anymore?
There's a different between no guns and gun regulations.
#270 - teranin (06/02/2013) [-]
Can't have guns? uhhh... have you been here lately? We've definitely still got those. A lot of those. A whole fuckton shitlot of those.
#285 - unsaif (06/03/2013) [-]
Where is this from, it interests me so much for some odd reason?
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#292 - teranin (06/03/2013) [-]
the anime Needless
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#269 - HarvietheDinkle (06/02/2013) [-]
Free to leave the country

We subject ourselves to those laws, so it's our own damn fault if we suffer for them.
#250 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
On another note, all those except the one about Pot are STATE laws, as they are stately matters.
#232 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
Paying taxes and obeying the law is typically what a citizen does... and people are starting to get to smoke pot, gays are getting married in some states, and we can still have guns. You sir, are a moron.
#239 - My xbox con troll er. MLG PRO BITCHES. 06/02/2013 on Your Cutie Mark +2
#8 - E2 episode 2  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Well it is hard after all +33
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#9 - episode (06/02/2013) [-]
*sigh* I'm going to be mentioned for more Gabe jokes...
#15 - funnyjunkforlife (06/02/2013) [-]
episode
have a change then
#36 - episode (06/03/2013) [-]
#283 - I don't get it. 06/02/2013 on London 0
#644 - Oh. 06/02/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
#50 - So, if America bombed them, why do they hate Britain?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
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#56 - gcloud (06/02/2013) [-]
when i said boom i ment the economy was very sucsessful... and i dont no why they hate britain
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#644 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh.
#45 - I'm sorry bro, I didn't realize, forgive me. 06/01/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
#36 - Nah, isn't the war still on? I think it is, because if the war…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
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#47 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
hahah nooo they hated us because when america started to boom the great persain empire fell into ruin and they blam amarican prosperity on its fall
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#50 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
So, if America bombed them, why do they hate Britain?
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#56 - gcloud (06/02/2013) [-]
when i said boom i ment the economy was very sucsessful... and i dont no why they hate britain
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#644 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh.
#34 - What do you mean didn't they leave in like a year?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
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#35 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
well to my memory the british army pulled out after only a year (i live in U.S.A)

but my memory isnt the best and my brain doesnt work the fastest so i might just be confused
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#36 - andnowducks (06/01/2013) [-]
Nah, isn't the war still on? I think it is, because if the war didn't happen, maybe the Taliban wouldn't hate us as much, and do the 7/7 bombings.
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#47 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
hahah nooo they hated us because when america started to boom the great persain empire fell into ruin and they blam amarican prosperity on its fall
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#50 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
So, if America bombed them, why do they hate Britain?
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#56 - gcloud (06/02/2013) [-]
when i said boom i ment the economy was very sucsessful... and i dont no why they hate britain
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#644 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh.
#27 - >No one cares for America I'm sorry, I can't hear you o…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Protests in Turkey! 0
#38 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
Yes, the war that your country supported. The war that NATO took over. It isn't really our war anymore since, like I said, NATO took over.
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#45 - andnowducks (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro, I didn't realize, forgive me.
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#29 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
uhmm yes ... but didnt they leave in like a year? i could be ignorant about this tho, please enlighten me
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#34 - andnowducks (06/01/2013) [-]
What do you mean didn't they leave in like a year?
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#35 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
well to my memory the british army pulled out after only a year (i live in U.S.A)

but my memory isnt the best and my brain doesnt work the fastest so i might just be confused
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#36 - andnowducks (06/01/2013) [-]
Nah, isn't the war still on? I think it is, because if the war didn't happen, maybe the Taliban wouldn't hate us as much, and do the 7/7 bombings.
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#47 - gcloud (06/01/2013) [-]
hahah nooo they hated us because when america started to boom the great persain empire fell into ruin and they blam amarican prosperity on its fall
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#50 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
So, if America bombed them, why do they hate Britain?
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#56 - gcloud (06/02/2013) [-]
when i said boom i ment the economy was very sucsessful... and i dont no why they hate britain
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#644 - andnowducks (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh.
#5 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Mr.Potter 0
#35 - !sdad. 06/01/2013 on Tick full of Hydrogen Peroxide 0
#28 - We repost too much Tumblr. 06/01/2013 on Flawless! 0
#20 - Bite the pillow, you must, going in dry, I am. 06/01/2013 on Vegans +2
#10 - Should've put that on the "SAY NO TO GNOMES" Ikea ad. 06/01/2013 on Gnominator 0
#12 - In Cyprus, they have extra bacon on bugers, for a couple of ce… 06/01/2013 on Meanwhile at McDonalds 0
#19 - Last one looks like Jeff The Killer crossed with The Joker. 06/01/2013 on Crap 0
#12 - Fairy Odd Parents. 06/01/2013 on Spongebob Logic +24
#20 - Keep walkin', fag. 06/01/2013 on Grumpy Cat +3
#46 - That ******* ending. 06/01/2013 on car crash dad +7
#121 - Not if you're black. 06/01/2013 on Texting a boy? -1
#53 - Yeah, he was most loyal that the Bastard Ryder, oh wait both o… 05/31/2013 on Big Smoke's Video Games +2
#50 - I know. 05/31/2013 on Almost as safe 0
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#129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
#115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
**** i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
#117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
#118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
#119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
#120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
#121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
#122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
#123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
#124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
#125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
#126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
#127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
#128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
#129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
#105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
#106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
#108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
#111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
#112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
#113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
#102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
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#101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
#99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anon (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
#93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
#89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
#90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
#91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
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#57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
#59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#61 to #60 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
#26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
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