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andnowducks    

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: No
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Steam Profile: No
Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Earth
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Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
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latest user's comments

#189 - Because I'm a wizard. 12/13/2012 on Shoot Niggers , Get Feels 0
#132 - Picture 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth +1
#130 - :) Well :) people :) could :) still :) visit :) this :) piece … 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth 0
#21 - What does WD-40 do?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Engineering? -1
User avatar #23 - grantika (12/17/2012) [-]
it's an all purpose mechanical lubricant. not sure how it would work for fapping. probably burn your skin off or something.
User avatar #24 - andnowducks (12/17/2012) [-]
Ouch, I don't fap and I never have.
User avatar #25 - grantika (12/17/2012) [-]
AAHAHAHAA
Wait, what?
User avatar #26 - andnowducks (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't fap and I don't intend to
I don't masturbate and I don't want too.
I shall not hold my reproductive part and begin the form of masturbating achieving ejaculation.
User avatar #27 - grantika (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't think you belong on the internet, i've never encountered anything like this. WHAT ARE YOU?
User avatar #28 - andnowducks (12/17/2012) [-]
An alien who has no penis no hands.
#128 - Well then ******* delete your comment. 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth 0
#126 - I can see why you get red. 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth 0
#58 - Thanks bro. 12/13/2012 on Meanwhile in a parallel... -2
#56 - No thumbs?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Meanwhile in a parallel... -2
User avatar #57 - aasherknight (12/13/2012) [-]
how about 2 for the price of 1
User avatar #58 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
#255 - Happened to me bro, I feel your pain. 12/13/2012 on Being nice hurts. 0
#369 - Someone made you to zero thumbs, I made you to one. 12/13/2012 on how to be the best girlfriend +1
#366 - On the spongebob episode Patrick falls off a cliff and they 'g…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on how to be the best girlfriend +1
User avatar #368 - thisisestonia (12/13/2012) [-]
Sorry, haven't seen it.
User avatar #369 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
Someone made you to zero thumbs, I made you to one.
#361 - That reminds me of the spongebob episode, what cliff did she f…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on how to be the best girlfriend +5
User avatar #364 - thisisestonia (12/13/2012) [-]
She didn't. We grew apart, only one word a day.
User avatar #366 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
On the spongebob episode Patrick falls off a cliff and they 'grow apart'.
User avatar #368 - thisisestonia (12/13/2012) [-]
Sorry, haven't seen it.
User avatar #369 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
Someone made you to zero thumbs, I made you to one.
#51 - Take the top part bro.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Meanwhile in a parallel... 0
User avatar #54 - aasherknight (12/13/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #56 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
No thumbs?
User avatar #57 - aasherknight (12/13/2012) [-]
how about 2 for the price of 1
User avatar #58 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.
#64 - TRIPLE THREES? TRIPS? I THINK NOT 12/13/2012 on Bound +20
#53 - I agree, but it would be more like "Look, a huma… 12/13/2012 on Another Comic with Things... 0
#90 - MFW dat ass... 12/13/2012 on stop it diego -1
#322 - **andnowducks rolls 09**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on Where Legendary Pokemon... +2
#330 - steable has deleted their comment.
#124 - You should've done it at about -18 when I said, but nooo you j… 12/13/2012 on Life on Hoth 0
#103 - Picture 12/13/2012 on It´s magic! 0
#295 - I already have, no porn videos. 12/13/2012 on MGS3 tits 0
#61 - A small jester.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on It´s magic! +1
User avatar #62 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]

<over here we got shit load of lines and my captcha code says 03-4 and we cant even you negatives on it
#76 - funkyrednipples (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
EXACTLY
#59 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on It´s magic! 0
User avatar #60 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
exactly you understand what i mean
#61 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
A small jester.
User avatar #62 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]

<over here we got shit load of lines and my captcha code says 03-4 and we cant even you negatives on it
#76 - funkyrednipples (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
EXACTLY
#57 - Well I thought it was funny.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2012 on It´s magic! +1
User avatar #58 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
this amuses me your posting what i want now hear my words "hi"
#59 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
exactly you understand what i mean
#61 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
A small jester.
User avatar #62 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]

<over here we got shit load of lines and my captcha code says 03-4 and we cant even you negatives on it
#76 - funkyrednipples (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
EXACTLY
#55 - Another random gif.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2012 on It´s magic! +1
User avatar #56 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
do another funny one
#57 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
Well I thought it was funny.
User avatar #58 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
this amuses me your posting what i want now hear my words "hi"
#59 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
exactly you understand what i mean
#61 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
A small jester.
User avatar #62 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]

<over here we got shit load of lines and my captcha code says 03-4 and we cant even you negatives on it
#76 - funkyrednipples (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
EXACTLY
#52 - random gif  [+] (15 new replies) 12/12/2012 on It´s magic! +7
User avatar #82 - karnax (12/12/2012) [-]
Aaaand that's enough internet forever
#103 - andnowducks (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - wanicochil (12/12/2012) [-]
I started to panic when it got really really close

And eek like a little girl
#74 - larski (12/12/2012) [-]
Holy shit that is creepy as fuck!
User avatar #53 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
indeed it is
#55 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
Another random gif.
User avatar #56 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
do another funny one
#57 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
Well I thought it was funny.
User avatar #58 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
this amuses me your posting what i want now hear my words "hi"
#59 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #60 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
exactly you understand what i mean
#61 - andnowducks (12/12/2012) [-]
A small jester.
User avatar #62 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]

<over here we got shit load of lines and my captcha code says 03-4 and we cant even you negatives on it
#76 - funkyrednipples (12/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - thebeastlyhound (12/12/2012) [-]
EXACTLY

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
#18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
#17 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#13 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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