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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:6/15/2014
Location:Earth
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Comment Ranking:#24116
Highest Content Rank:#2988
Highest Comment Rank:#214
Content Thumbs: 1787 total,  2625 ,  838
Comment Thumbs: 9754 total,  13700 ,  3946
Content Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:172318
Times Content Favorited:94 times
Total Comments Made:5440
FJ Points:7840
Favorite Tags: i (4) | You (3) | and (2) | annoying (2) | comic (2) | it (2) | Love (2)
I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#231 - I hate most news reporters, my cousin son died recently and th… 12/16/2012 on Random Comment from a... +3
#33 - PLANTING THUMBS! 12/16/2012 on Playing Swat with friends 0
#157 - When I opened your comment, then thumbed you down after commen… 12/16/2012 on Catch them All? Or All... 0
#2135235 - Picture 12/16/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#174 - False, he's not yellow. 12/15/2012 on SILK - Goku 0
#163 - Sometimes door handles get caught on my shirt and someone has … 12/15/2012 on Am i the only one? 0
#86 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Am i the only one? +1
#94 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
you accidentally that sentance
User avatar #163 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
Sometimes door handles get caught on my shirt and someone has to get me out, one time I was running and one of the fuckers ripped my shirt and stabbeed me in the waist
#35 - At first I took the deal, then realized the ending and replaye… 12/15/2012 on Rejected GTA 4 ending 0
#57 - Who's the first one and what's it about? 12/15/2012 on we shouldn't hate on hitler 0
#32 - And after all that he wants you back, what ending did you choose?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Rejected GTA 4 ending 0
User avatar #34 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
revenge.
User avatar #35 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
At first I took the deal, then realized the ending and replayed the whole campaign to get a better one.
#63 - Picture 12/15/2012 on for the dildo channel +4
#33 - When women get hold of a truck.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Parking level: expert 0
User avatar #34 - armand (12/19/2012) [-]
If that was a woman who got a hold of the truck, there would not even be a wall left there..
#35 - andnowducks (12/19/2012) [-]
#29 - I know, he gets Niko to do his dirty work, then betrays him.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Rejected GTA 4 ending 0
User avatar #31 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
i don't care about that, he burned down my crappy apartment! and i was just starting to like it too
User avatar #32 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
And after all that he wants you back, what ending did you choose?
User avatar #34 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
revenge.
User avatar #35 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
At first I took the deal, then realized the ending and replayed the whole campaign to get a better one.
#27 - Yeah it is, Dimitri speaks in Russian on his message thing, an…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Rejected GTA 4 ending 0
User avatar #28 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
And he's a major dildo.
User avatar #29 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
I know, he gets Niko to do his dirty work, then betrays him.
User avatar #31 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
i don't care about that, he burned down my crappy apartment! and i was just starting to like it too
User avatar #32 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
And after all that he wants you back, what ending did you choose?
User avatar #34 - huntergriff (12/15/2012) [-]
revenge.
User avatar #35 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
At first I took the deal, then realized the ending and replayed the whole campaign to get a better one.
#127 - Picture 12/15/2012 on 100% not OC +1
#169 - Lemme try again EI is actually pretty good, it's about the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on We Hate You IE 0
#172 - puredeliciousness (12/15/2012) [-]
Explorer Internet...

Lol is okay friend, I was only making a joke.
#68 - Picture 12/15/2012 on 100% not OC 0
#149 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on We Hate You IE +1
User avatar #160 - puredeliciousness (12/15/2012) [-]
Internet is actually pretty good, it's about the same speed as Internet2 on my computer, and on mine, Internet doesn't lag and responds more than Internet2.

How I read your post.
User avatar #169 - andnowducks (12/15/2012) [-]
Lemme try again
EI is actually pretty good, it's about the same speed as chrome on my computer, and on mine it doesn't lag and responds more than google chrome.
#172 - puredeliciousness (12/15/2012) [-]
Explorer Internet...

Lol is okay friend, I was only making a joke.
#344 - Comment deleted 12/15/2012 on Let's help this girl 0
#343 - Comment deleted 12/15/2012 on Let's help this girl 0
#90 - apolgy for poor engilsh when was u wen lennon was di…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2012 on John Lennon's beard, tho +14
#133 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
There is no. fucking. yes. Why the hell do people consistently add the "yes". its stupid as hell.
User avatar #120 - galacticboner (12/15/2012) [-]
i was in joyful gulag on plant of vodka tree
dimitri come and say
"jon lenin is kill"
"no"
#112 - Denmarrk (12/15/2012) [-]
...troll?
User avatar #103 - youvebeentrolld (12/15/2012) [-]
The fuck did i just read
#94 - gorgonzolarolla (12/15/2012) [-]
wat.
#71 - Atleast I didn't use Carlos. 12/14/2012 on When Siblings Fight +2
#20 - Comment deleted 12/14/2012 on Trying to get to the frontpage 0
#170 - Comment deleted 12/14/2012 on Are you a wizard? 0
#44 - I guess you could say *Puts on glasses* they…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2012 on When Siblings Fight -4
#69 - plainarcane (12/14/2012) [-]
#71 - andnowducks (12/14/2012) [-]
Atleast I didn't use Carlos.

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
						****					 i need to organize my folder
This gif
**** i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a ******* shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so **** yo ****
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

**** you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a **** about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your ****** little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
**** ...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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