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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Consoles Owned: Computer,Xbox,Playstation
Video Games Played: Ftl Faster than light,Kerbal Space Program,Gta V,Dishonored,MW2,BO2,BO,MW,Call Of Duty,Dead light,
X-box Gamertag: MUFC ii K4Nii3
PSN: MUFC ii K4Nii3
Interests: You,video games,me,life
Date Signed Up:7/20/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Earth
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I have arms, legs, a torso, eyes, a nose, hair, a mouth, and a lot of other stuff

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#37 - I was on Holiday for two weeks in about August last year. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Aeroplane +2
User avatar #38 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Halk smish?
#35 - I need someone to post a "Le funny upside Pepsi can"…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Aeroplane +2
#79 - heterosexual (06/09/2013) [-]
#36 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate it when I don't come on FJ for like 1 or 2 days, then for the next three weeks, it feels like there is one giant inside joke that I'm not in on.
It's like elementary school all over again
User avatar #37 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I was on Holiday for two weeks in about August last year.
When I got back everyone was on about that terrible/best avengers cosplay.
User avatar #38 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Halk smish?
#32 - I can't reply to that properly, without knowing if it is sarca…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Aeroplane +2
#34 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
No it's not sarcasm. I actually had no idea why people kept posting upside down pepsi cans for the past couple weeks.
User avatar #35 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I need someone to post a "Le funny upside Pepsi can" or at least make one, it's suppose to be "isdead"
#79 - heterosexual (06/09/2013) [-]
#36 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate it when I don't come on FJ for like 1 or 2 days, then for the next three weeks, it feels like there is one giant inside joke that I'm not in on.
It's like elementary school all over again
User avatar #37 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I was on Holiday for two weeks in about August last year.
When I got back everyone was on about that terrible/best avengers cosplay.
User avatar #38 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Halk smish?
#23 - What's that from?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Need help with that bottle? 0
#28 - drmedic (06/08/2013) [-]
Fallout 3
User avatar #30 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
Didn't get to play that.
#30 - !sdad  [+] (12 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Aeroplane +7
User avatar #69 - kernelstack (06/09/2013) [-]
!sdǝd
#31 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
That picture. Your comment. It all makes sense now.
User avatar #55 - benthererapedthat (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't get it. Someone enlighten me.
User avatar #81 - dbBlues (06/09/2013) [-]
it looks like the can says "is dead"
User avatar #32 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I can't reply to that properly, without knowing if it is sarcasm or not.
#34 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
No it's not sarcasm. I actually had no idea why people kept posting upside down pepsi cans for the past couple weeks.
User avatar #35 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I need someone to post a "Le funny upside Pepsi can" or at least make one, it's suppose to be "isdead"
#79 - heterosexual (06/09/2013) [-]
#36 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hate it when I don't come on FJ for like 1 or 2 days, then for the next three weeks, it feels like there is one giant inside joke that I'm not in on.
It's like elementary school all over again
User avatar #37 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
I was on Holiday for two weeks in about August last year.
When I got back everyone was on about that terrible/best avengers cosplay.
User avatar #38 - dbBlues (06/08/2013) [-]
Halk smish?
#14 - What was it?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2013 on aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... 0
User avatar #16 - EventHorizon (06/08/2013) [-]
Can't even remember any more
User avatar #17 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh, Okay.
User avatar #18 - EventHorizon (06/08/2013) [-]
Rest assured it was nothing Earth-shattering
#64 - Wow, how do you get on with video games? do you throw your rou… 06/08/2013 on Ouya unboxing -1
#189 - But you see, they might take that away on release. 06/08/2013 on xbone 0
#184 - Well then, wait for reviews, or a couple of years for it to go…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on xbone 0
User avatar #187 - heartlessrobot (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm not getting one until they make Kinect optional, make it so you don't need Live to play single player games, and take away the need for an activation code for games.
User avatar #189 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
But you see, they might take that away on release.
#23 - "It's looks like a mug" 06/08/2013 on Here you are john 0
#127 - I would so laugh now if the Xbox one turns out to be really go…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on xbone +1
User avatar #235 - avengeralpha (06/08/2013) [-]
I think it is a real possibility. I mean being able to draw power from the cloud which means in the long term Xbox one could be better
User avatar #176 - heartlessrobot (06/08/2013) [-]
It can be the greatest system ever, I'm still not forking out $600 so MIcrosoft can watch me.
User avatar #184 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
Well then, wait for reviews, or a couple of years for it to go cheap, and then you've got yourself an xbox one, if it's good.
User avatar #187 - heartlessrobot (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm not getting one until they make Kinect optional, make it so you don't need Live to play single player games, and take away the need for an activation code for games.
User avatar #189 - andnowducks (06/08/2013) [-]
But you see, they might take that away on release.
#38 - This pisses me off more. We bumped into his car? … 06/08/2013 on What a waste +4
#138 - You know what I did once? I killed a dead man to death. 06/06/2013 on How to make wine. 0
#129 - Shouldn't that be soul? Unless, you know it was a ginger guy. 06/05/2013 on You're not you when you're... +1
#128 - PIK KEL JAR! 06/05/2013 on You're not you when you're... +1
#78 - Keep that in Morbid Channel, or at least warn us, I had a hear…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on How to make wine. +8
User avatar #126 - skidbladnir (06/05/2013) [-]
I died to death too once. It nearly killed me.
User avatar #138 - andnowducks (06/06/2013) [-]
You know what I did once?
I killed a dead man to death.
#78 - Doctor. Killjoy reporting in. >Get compass &g… 06/05/2013 on Good thinking teacher 0
#193 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Tumblr 0
#191 - Ironically, in your picture you're complaining about him complaining.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Tumblr 0
#192 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes i am.
Go away now.
#193 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
#186 - Clearly you haven't checked the picture you just posted.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Tumblr -1
#187 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah i clearly didn't. </sarcasm>
As i said. Worst attempt of the day.
Now go away and do whatever it is you kids do these days.
User avatar #191 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
Ironically, in your picture you're complaining about him complaining.
#192 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes i am.
Go away now.
#193 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
#165 - Take away the mirror then.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Tumblr -1
#170 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Worst attempt at being funny i've seen all day. Try harder.
User avatar #186 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
Clearly you haven't checked the picture you just posted.
#187 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah i clearly didn't. </sarcasm>
As i said. Worst attempt of the day.
Now go away and do whatever it is you kids do these days.
User avatar #191 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
Ironically, in your picture you're complaining about him complaining.
#192 - uerthe (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes i am.
Go away now.
#193 - andnowducks (06/05/2013) [-]
#103 - Ironically it's sunny outside. 06/03/2013 on Britain in a nutshell... 0
#223 - >Can't smoke weed >Can't have gay marriage >…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2013 on And every 4 years its 366 days -11
User avatar #304 - sirlorddarthvader (06/03/2013) [-]
You forgot to mention how we have a limited life span, we age, we are affected by gravity, can't travel through time and can't do everything with our minds.


No one can ever truly be free.
User avatar #281 - theFuckingGreat (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm from Texas, I don't know where you heard this "No Gun" rumor from, but you sir, are definitely wrong.
User avatar #274 - DrPeppir (06/03/2013) [-]
"Can't have guns."
If I were to tell you you can't have cheese on a sandwich does that mean you can't have sandwiches anymore?
There's a different between no guns and gun regulations.
#270 - teranin (06/02/2013) [-]
Can't have guns? uhhh... have you been here lately? We've definitely still got those. A lot of those. A whole fuckton shitlot of those.
#285 - unsaif (06/03/2013) [-]
Where is this from, it interests me so much for some odd reason?
User avatar #292 - teranin (06/03/2013) [-]
the anime Needless
User avatar #269 - HarvietheDinkle (06/02/2013) [-]
Free to leave the country

We subject ourselves to those laws, so it's our own damn fault if we suffer for them.
#250 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
On another note, all those except the one about Pot are STATE laws, as they are stately matters.
#232 - olafthebard (06/02/2013) [-]
Paying taxes and obeying the law is typically what a citizen does... and people are starting to get to smoke pot, gays are getting married in some states, and we can still have guns. You sir, are a moron.
#239 - My xbox con troll er. MLG PRO BITCHES. 06/02/2013 on Your Cutie Mark +2
#8 - E2 episode 2  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Well it is hard after all +33
User avatar #9 - episode (06/02/2013) [-]
*sigh* I'm going to be mentioned for more Gabe jokes...
#15 - funnyjunkforlife (06/02/2013) [-]
episode
have a change then
#36 - episode (06/03/2013) [-]

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User avatar #129 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #114 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
who r u and why did u add me
User avatar #115 to #114 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
I want to know the source for your avatar.
#116 to #115 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
This gif   
fuck i need to organize my folder
This gif
fuck i need to organize my folder
User avatar #117 to #116 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Where is it from?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
A music video of a song
User avatar #119 to #118 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which one?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
The korean one
User avatar #121 to #120 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one?
User avatar #122 to #121 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the one with girls
User avatar #123 to #122 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean one with girls?
User avatar #124 to #123 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
the group one
User avatar #125 to #124 - andnowducks (05/29/2013) [-]
Which Korean group one with girls?
How about you stop being a fucking shower and tell me, it could save some thinking time.
User avatar #126 to #125 - Timmietim (05/29/2013) [-]
You know
that cool one
i am not getting anything from you either
so fuck yo shit
User avatar #127 to #126 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which cool Korean group one with girls?
User avatar #128 to #127 - Timmietim (05/30/2013) [-]
The one with the weird asian names
User avatar #129 to #128 - andnowducks (05/30/2013) [-]
Which Cool Korean group, which has the weird Asian names with girls?
User avatar #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a bitch by the way/ Calling me a "4chan fag"? lol, I don't even like 4chan. The only thing we do that they do is green text, which on here is white. Also, like I said there..only 25 lines can be made or you can't post it.
User avatar #106 to #105 - outdrewfortytwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Continued...

Fuck you!
#107 to #106 - andnowducks (05/15/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #108 to #107 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
Was your comment? No, it was not. Also, my story can have as many lines as it needs to have.
User avatar #111 to #108 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just hate it when FJ are always up 4chan's arse, they're like "Hurrdurr 4chan does it so we have to do it"
User avatar #112 to #111 - outdrewfortytwo (05/16/2013) [-]
The "green text" thing is used everywhere now. No one gives a fuck about 4chan.
User avatar #113 to #112 - andnowducks (05/16/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #102 - falconeyez (04/20/2013) [-]
so do you want me to put the pic here?
#100 - quakie has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - andnowducks (04/16/2013) [-]
Look who's speaking, fag.
#98 - quakie (04/15/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #99 to #98 - andnowducks (04/15/2013) [-]
Nothin' says I can't block, and delete your faggot little ass from my profile.
#92 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice your profile pic is giving you.
User avatar #93 to #92 - andnowducks (02/19/2013) [-]
Please take the advice my profile pic is giving you.
#86 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
nice profile pic
nice profile pic
#87 to #86 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm not as big as a bro now.
I'm not as big as a bro now.
#88 to #87 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
Why
Why
User avatar #89 to #88 - andnowducks (11/25/2012) [-]
Because he's greeedy
he acts sometimes
he's secretive
When people find out about his secrets he stays quiet for a while.
User avatar #90 to #89 - pewdieman (11/25/2012) [-]
How is he greedy?
User avatar #91 to #90 - andnowducks (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I forgot to reply to this, he's made comments saying that peoples views only get him extra cash, he watches all his porn and doesn't share what we watched with us.
#56 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, sorry about blaming you in the thing
#58 to #57 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - andnowducks (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you wont see this, but I loved you, and you had to leave, R.I.P itsmypenis, I'll miss you dearly.
User avatar #59 to #58 - andnowducks (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, we're gonna go down in fj history.
#60 to #59 - leanonwut (10/24/2012) [-]
Both of you
Both of you
#25 - pedomegler (07/29/2012) [-]
I love you to
User avatar #26 to #25 - andnowducks (07/29/2012) [-]
I can't wait until fall, then the movie.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kingofunnyjunk (07/22/2012) [-]
that's all
User avatar #20 to #19 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - andnowducks (07/22/2012) [-]
Fuck...I mean VENASUIR
#9 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
hello there.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andnowducks (07/20/2012) [-]
Hai, I like ducks.
#11 to #10 - mushkaa (07/20/2012) [-]
i like ducks and puppies
User avatar #12 to #11 - andnowducks (07/21/2012) [-]
I also like cookies and kittens, and unicorns, and rainbows and puppies. :D
#21 to #12 - mushkaa (07/26/2012) [-]
i enjoy these things as well, i do believe this is the start to a most marvelous friendship
#22 to #21 - andnowducks (07/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, and you're awesome too.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mushkaa (07/28/2012) [-]
so whats up?
User avatar #24 to #23 - andnowducks (07/28/2012) [-]
Oh nothing good, I posted OC and that's all.
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