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andimac

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:5/19/2011
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:England
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latest user's comments

#40 - Arguably, worse outcome. 08/29/2015 on Anorexia 0
#123 - **andimac used "*roll picture*"** **andimac rolled image *… 08/29/2015 on andimac's profile 0
#122 - Thats just weird dood... 08/29/2015 on andimac's profile 0
#119 - **andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **andimac rolls I… 08/27/2015 on andimac's profile 0
#118 - **andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **andimac rolls Y… 08/27/2015 on andimac's profile 0
#117 - **andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **andimac rolls M…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on andimac's profile 0
User avatar #118 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls You may rely on it**

Is he a cunt then?
#111 - **andimac used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **andimac rolls Herdie…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/27/2015 on andimac's profile 0
#121 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll picture*"**
**shawaddledoo rolled image**

>MFW John walks in
#123 - andimac (08/29/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll picture*"**
**andimac rolled image**

>mfw jack walks in
User avatar #122 - andimac (08/29/2015) [-]
Thats just weird dood...
User avatar #120 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls The Crisis of Treachery™.**

What im going to do to John
User avatar #113 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Better not tell you now**

Is John a cunt?

User avatar #119 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls It is decidedly so**

Is jack a cunt though?
User avatar #115 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Cannot predict now**

Is john a prick?
User avatar #117 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls My reply is no**

Did you not tell him because he is in fact a prick?
User avatar #118 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls You may rely on it**

Is he a cunt then?
User avatar #116 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Most likely**

Is john a dipshit?
User avatar #112 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Kricketot**
**shawaddledoo rolls Gulpin**
**shawaddledoo rolls Serperior**
**shawaddledoo rolls Pumpkaboo**
**shawaddledoo rolls Omastar**
**shawaddledoo rolls Chimchar**
#11 - Picture 08/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#25 - Is that a real line from the book?... Really?... This is what …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2015 on 50 shades of nay +7
User avatar #34 - thebestpieever (08/26/2015) [-]
I looked up a PDF; it's fake. But oddly enough the sentence "His thumb traces my lower lip" or something that effect (i.e. "his thumb traced the contour of my lower lip" or "traced my lower lip") appear in the book like 20 times. It's bad writing, plain and simple.
User avatar #28 - hairyforcekin (08/25/2015) [-]
No the person literally made it up, most of the posts attributing ridiculous quotes are false and can easily be fact checked by looking at any pdf of the book and ctrl-fing the lines
User avatar #31 - manofparody (08/26/2015) [-]
But there is a line from the book similar to that. The only difference was the amount of thumbs. The writing is complete shit
#26 - bookieblaster (08/25/2015) [-]
"good literature"
its just porn, really fucking badly written porn
#30 - Pretty sure it's not a real gun, and even if it was, I doubt t…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/25/2015 on I, WAsh. +2
User avatar #53 - norkasthethird (08/25/2015) [-]
guns that fire blanks can kill at point blank range
#62 - huntergriff (08/25/2015) [-]
That's how brandon lee died.
#48 - hikakiller (08/25/2015) [-]
Reaaallly?
I thought they designed a new gun, produced it, loaded it, and then just told the actor to keep his finger off of the trigger
#50 - yoshtar (08/25/2015) [-]
you want to know how they made the Blasters in Star Wars?

they took existing handguns and stuck bits on them until they looked appropriately 'sci-fi'
same concept.

though I am inclined to agree that this is some block of rubber shaped like a gun.
User avatar #63 - morelazors (08/25/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter, if it looks like a gun then you treat it like one, especially if you have it pressed up against someone's temple. Even if it fires blanks, it can still kill.
#67 - yoshtar (08/25/2015) [-]
oh, of course. by no means do I say "don't follow proper safety protocol"
just there is a possibility it is a gun with some modelling clay stuck on it.
#41 - legitkebab (08/25/2015) [-]
of course it's a real gun .look at it... LOOK AT IT!
#38 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
When you spend enough time around guns, gun safety becomes habit.
User avatar #36 - donatelo (08/25/2015) [-]
you know....im pretty sure its not a real gun either. just a feeling though.
User avatar #32 - jacencaedus (08/25/2015) [-]
first real of gun safety, every gun is loaded
User avatar #54 - niggastolemyname (08/25/2015) [-]
but it's not a fucking gun, they need to edit the alien finger in
User avatar #55 - norrisblade (08/25/2015) [-]
It's a robot you fucking cuck.
#65 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
I love you
User avatar #34 - jacencaedus (08/25/2015) [-]
*rule, sorry
User avatar #37 - testaburger (08/25/2015) [-]
2nd rule: Never point it at something you're not prepared to shoot
#56 - teltjeger (08/25/2015) [-]
While that is true, there are exceptions to the rule. When I was in the army the Norwegian one for those that are curios we were told that the second rule can be broken under orders(as long as it obeys certain rules). Mostly used for shooting blanks, but also for other exercises using empty weapons.

Granted this is a movie production so I guess they kinda have to bend the rules to make the movie more realistic. I just hope they were smart enough to not load it with blanks before pressing the muzzle against her head, actors have killed themselves doing that.
User avatar #66 - discobleach (08/25/2015) [-]
it's a prop gun. it's not loaded with blanks. there isn't even a barrel. it doesn't fire shit.

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User avatar #111 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**andimac rolls Herdier**
**andimac rolls Bibarel**
**andimac rolls Grimer**
**andimac rolls Phione**
**andimac rolls Pineco**
**andimac rolls Stunfisk**
#121 to #111 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll picture*"**
**shawaddledoo rolled image**

>MFW John walks in
#123 to #121 - andimac (08/29/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll picture*"**
**andimac rolled image**

>mfw jack walks in
User avatar #122 to #121 - andimac (08/29/2015) [-]
Thats just weird dood...
User avatar #120 to #111 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls The Crisis of Treachery™.**

What im going to do to John
User avatar #113 to #111 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Better not tell you now**

Is John a cunt?

User avatar #119 to #113 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls It is decidedly so**

Is jack a cunt though?
User avatar #115 to #113 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Cannot predict now**

Is john a prick?
User avatar #117 to #115 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls My reply is no**

Did you not tell him because he is in fact a prick?
User avatar #118 to #117 - andimac (08/27/2015) [-]
**andimac used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**andimac rolls You may rely on it**

Is he a cunt then?
User avatar #116 to #115 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Most likely**

Is john a ******* ?
User avatar #112 to #111 - shawaddledoo (08/27/2015) [-]
**shawaddledoo used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**shawaddledoo rolls Kricketot**
**shawaddledoo rolls Gulpin**
**shawaddledoo rolls Serperior**
**shawaddledoo rolls Pumpkaboo**
**shawaddledoo rolls Omastar**
**shawaddledoo rolls Chimchar**
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User avatar #94 - KingoftheMudkips (07/03/2012) [-]
oh jesus. that comment thread got out of proportion.
User avatar #95 to #96 - andimac (07/03/2012) [-]
Just a lil bit. But goes to show, people really seem to care about things that don't exist.
#79 - sgtjjohnson (04/22/2012) [-]
One more for your Yahtzee folder :3
User avatar #76 - fairlyscarysarie (12/31/2011) [-]
I couldn't see your response... it only gave me an alert. Haha.
#71 - sgtjjohnson (12/20/2011) [-]
i see your Pikachu and raise you one Lucario
#72 to #72 - andimac (12/20/2011) [-]
Steel type?
**** off bitch.
#74 to #74 - andimac (12/20/2011) [-]
Yay mayor bee!
#75 to #75 - andimac (12/20/2011) [-]
Oops... done stung myself. Bye world...
#67 - zebrapony (09/17/2011) [-]
Sup, baybay.
User avatar #66 - karagusta (09/11/2011) [-]
WELL HELLO THERE.
#62 - zebrapony (08/15/2011) [-]
Hi, Team Fortress 2 is free on Steam. It probably has been for a while but. :B
Hi, Team Fortress 2 is free on Steam. It probably has been for a while but. :B
User avatar #63 to #62 - andimac (08/15/2011) [-]
I know. But i have a **** laptop that can't play it. lol
#64 to #63 - zebrapony (08/15/2011) [-]
I also have a **** laptop.. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to try! c:
User avatar #65 to #64 - andimac (08/15/2011) [-]
Go for it. lol. I've already tried to get it when it was first free, but it just broke so i deleted it.
#39 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
Hi, you. :3
#40 to #39 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Why hello there.
#41 to #40 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
How are you? c:
#42 to #41 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm good, how are you?
#43 to #42 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm good. :B I've run of of conversation. ;_;
#44 to #43 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Run of of conversation?
#46 to #44 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
and I meant out ;-;
#45 to #44 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
> Run of of conversation
> of of conversation
> of of

/retard

my bad... ಠ_ಠ
#47 to #45 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Yes, yes you are :D
Yes, yes you are :D
#48 to #47 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm like socially awkward penguin... all of the time.

IT'S NOT MY FAULLT ಠ_ಠ
#49 to #48 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Yes, you are.
But i still love you :D
#50 to #49 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
<3 :B
I LOVE YOU TOO.
#51 to #50 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
I can die happy now :D
#52 to #51 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
Me too<3 :D
#53 to #52 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Yey! I love you long time! :D <3

lol
Maybe i do, maybe i don't... >.>
#54 to #53 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
I...don't know..how to respond...without being awkward..
#55 to #54 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Please, don't change yourself just for me. Be awkward all you want. :D


Pic related... :P
#56 to #55 - zebrapony (08/09/2011) [-]
But if I didn't...you'd be awkwardly laughing all of the time... e.e  
  
not like hahjakhkjshdvlkvhdjs kj  
more like he...he...aha....  
  
/awkward ._.
But if I didn't...you'd be awkwardly laughing all of the time... e.e

not like hahjakhkjshdvlkvhdjs kj
more like he...he...aha....

/awkward ._.
#57 to #56 - andimac (08/09/2011) [-]
Would i really? How so?
#16 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
herrow:3
herrow:3
User avatar #17 to #16 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Hello there...
User avatar #18 to #17 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
whatsup!
do i know you?:p
orrrr just randomlyfriending:p
User avatar #19 to #18 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Complete and total random friending. Problem?
#20 to #19 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
haha that's cool then ^.^
User avatar #21 to #20 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
So yes, hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
how are you dear?:D
User avatar #23 to #22 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
I'm bored and in need of someone fun to talk to.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
ohh lame!
well what's new scoobydoo!
User avatar #25 to #24 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
There is?
User avatar #26 to #25 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
huh?:o
User avatar #27 to #26 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Oh. nevermind, i misread that.

Not a lot. Brother got his girlfriend pregnant, I've got a driving test tomorrow, my foot exploded and bled all over the carpet a few days ago and the girl i love is with a guy who is an absolute dickhead and doesn't appreciate her at all.
So yeah, not much. :P
User avatar #28 to #27 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
damnnn:O Sounds like a lot to me >.<
How did your foot explode??:O
User avatar #29 to #28 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
I'm not sure, it just started bleeding randomly. I didn't feel it. I only noticed when i put my laptop down to go to bed and noticed a pool of blood on the carpet coming from it. It didn't hurt at all, but it bled for about 2 days.
Do you have facebook or something, cos i can't be bothered to talk on here.
User avatar #30 to #29 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
that's crazy! haha:p
noo no fb sorry:p
but toodles if you wanna leave!:p
User avatar #31 to #30 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
No, no i'm ok with talking on here. Just takes longer tis all. So whats happening with you then?
User avatar #32 to #31 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
bbbooorreeddd out of my freaking mind:p
should be doing hw but I'm so damn lazy >.<
User avatar #33 to #32 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Homework? Shouldn't have gone on Funnyjunk, thats a sure way to lose a day... :P
User avatar #34 to #33 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
ughh I know >.<
I seriously opened my computer to do hw and I figured I would just check fj.. then BAM hour and a half later, guess where I still am:p
#37 to #34 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Won't let me reply below. Heh.
What is it you have to do?
User avatar #38 to #37 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
stupid ap lang vocab:c
User avatar #35 to #34 - andimac (07/31/2011) [-]
Hahaha, yeah, that happens to me. I came on here to talk to my brother and check my e-mails and thought, hmmm i wonder if there's any funny on here today... 3 hours later, i'm typing this out to you my dear. :P
User avatar #36 to #35 - kysicle (07/31/2011) [-]
blahh oh well, tomorrow seems like a better day to start anyway (x
User avatar #15 - catbombers (07/27/2011) [-]
hi did u c my comic strip????????????
User avatar #13 - rubberpig (07/26/2011) [-]
Congrats on front page bro!
User avatar #14 to #13 - andimac (07/26/2011) [-]
Thanks man! My first ever. So simple as well. :D
User avatar #12 - TheBigGummyBear (07/26/2011) [-]
ANDIMAC?

Thats the first 3 syllables of my full name plus what im getting on my senior jersey :O!
User avatar #3 - rubberpig (07/22/2011) [-]
andimac!? I have a buddy who goes by andymac..Same person?
User avatar #4 to #3 - andimac (07/22/2011) [-]
My full name is John Andrew MacDonald, i live in England, Newcastle upon Tyne.

If thats the same one, then yes.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rubberpig (07/22/2011) [-]
HOLY ******* **** NO WAY! I LIVE IN ENGLAND! I'm a detective and i'm in the states for quite a while :P I live in the mountains
User avatar #6 to #5 - andimac (07/22/2011) [-]
?
User avatar #7 to #6 - rubberpig (07/22/2011) [-]
I live in England too. I am a detective and I have to be in the United States for a while. In England I live in the mountains
User avatar #8 to #7 - andimac (07/22/2011) [-]
So... am i the same andi? I'm not sure...
User avatar #9 to #8 - rubberpig (07/22/2011) [-]
No no, He lives next door to me. Its just it was so cool because your names are almost completely alike.
User avatar #10 to #9 - andimac (07/22/2011) [-]
Ah. Well hello anyway friend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - rubberpig (07/22/2011) [-]
We shall be known as the "England Buddies"
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