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Date Signed Up:12/31/2011
Last Login:6/26/2016
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#21541 - well there isn't much you can do about that q… 11 hours ago on babybeel's profile 0
#21539 - Oi beel, sorry it's been so long, i'm away from home for resea…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on babybeel's profile 0
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#21540 - babybeel (11 hours ago) [-]
Eeeeh. Mental issues but overall ok
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#21541 - ancano (11 hours ago) [-]
well there isn't much you can do about that

quick update about me: I haven't played video games in almost a month and a half, i quit smoking and i severely cut back on drinking and after 4 months am single once more.
#21 - indeed 05/03/2016 on anon has a pencil dck 0
#19 - ***** i have a penis too. weirdness is sexy.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on anon has a pencil dck 0
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#20 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
Das gay
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#21 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
indeed
#17 - that or you don't really understand the limit of the human bod…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2016 on anon has a pencil dck -4
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#40 - iqequalzero (05/03/2016) [-]
Then one day he asks to switch for once and your sphincter gets blasted into next week.
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#18 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Actually, I just did the measurement myself. It looks a lot smaller when you're measuring down there than when then ruler is on your desk.
I mean, fuck. I kept looking at the numbers and thinking "Wow, I must be a pencil dick". Then I did the measurement, and I'm like the width of the Anon in the content when flaccid. It still looks small from way up here though.
I will be the first to admit that penises are weird, and I have one.
#22 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
I was just reading your string of posts laughing to myself thinking lmao this guys a pencil dick but then I grabbed a ruler and was like shiiiiit, me too and then I measured and realized the phenomenon is real and powerful
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#23 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
I'm actually pretty wide tho. Like 1.25 flaccid, 1.75 erect. Just checked now because I couldn't believe that it would be true.
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#28 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Shit mane step up yo dick game.
I'm like 1.5 inch flaccid
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#29 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Congratulations. The average for flaccid is 1.17in, while erect is 1.4in.

Ya can't help your dick size, so unless you're ridiculously small (in which case you can't be helped, faggot. Find a boyfriend to fuck you.), you just have to be a beast in bed to make up for it. I'm already above average though, 6.25 in. long, 1.7 in. diameter so my Required Beast Factor (RBF) is less than other guys'
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#30 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Our RBF is probably about the same because I'm just under 6 inch erect, but I still got 1.85inches in diameter when erect.
Im thicker and only a little above average in length.
Either way I feel I shouldn't really complain, it could be worse.
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#44 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
That's right. You could be the anon in the content with a pencil dick.
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#19 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
nigga i have a penis too. weirdness is sexy.
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#20 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
Das gay
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#21 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
indeed
#13 - you haven't seen many dicks then, my boyfriends is about 2 in diameter  [+] (14 new replies) 05/03/2016 on anon has a pencil dck -2
#27 - zionsype (05/03/2016) [-]
>You haven't seen that many dicks
Buddy, he's on FunnyJunk. I'm sure he's seen plenty
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#15 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Okay, my fucking ruler must be a piece of shit because two inches looks fucking monstrous on this thing. Like, break de pusi big.
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#17 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
that or you don't really understand the limit of the human body lol

granted most guys i've slept with are below or at that average so yes, he is big (although i'm the top so it's whatever)
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#40 - iqequalzero (05/03/2016) [-]
Then one day he asks to switch for once and your sphincter gets blasted into next week.
User avatar
#18 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Actually, I just did the measurement myself. It looks a lot smaller when you're measuring down there than when then ruler is on your desk.
I mean, fuck. I kept looking at the numbers and thinking "Wow, I must be a pencil dick". Then I did the measurement, and I'm like the width of the Anon in the content when flaccid. It still looks small from way up here though.
I will be the first to admit that penises are weird, and I have one.
#22 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
I was just reading your string of posts laughing to myself thinking lmao this guys a pencil dick but then I grabbed a ruler and was like shiiiiit, me too and then I measured and realized the phenomenon is real and powerful
User avatar
#23 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
I'm actually pretty wide tho. Like 1.25 flaccid, 1.75 erect. Just checked now because I couldn't believe that it would be true.
User avatar
#28 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Shit mane step up yo dick game.
I'm like 1.5 inch flaccid
User avatar
#29 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Congratulations. The average for flaccid is 1.17in, while erect is 1.4in.

Ya can't help your dick size, so unless you're ridiculously small (in which case you can't be helped, faggot. Find a boyfriend to fuck you.), you just have to be a beast in bed to make up for it. I'm already above average though, 6.25 in. long, 1.7 in. diameter so my Required Beast Factor (RBF) is less than other guys'
User avatar
#30 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Our RBF is probably about the same because I'm just under 6 inch erect, but I still got 1.85inches in diameter when erect.
Im thicker and only a little above average in length.
Either way I feel I shouldn't really complain, it could be worse.
User avatar
#44 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
That's right. You could be the anon in the content with a pencil dick.
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#19 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
nigga i have a penis too. weirdness is sexy.
User avatar
#20 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
Das gay
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#21 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
indeed
#11 - thats not that big  [+] (16 new replies) 05/03/2016 on anon has a pencil dck +1
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#12 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Well it looks pretty big on a ruler. Like, the largest I could conceivably see would be 1.5in in diameter (4.7in girth), which is what most sites I see state as being the average. Like, seriously, any larger than that and it starts to look dangerously big.
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#13 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
you haven't seen many dicks then, my boyfriends is about 2 in diameter
#27 - zionsype (05/03/2016) [-]
>You haven't seen that many dicks
Buddy, he's on FunnyJunk. I'm sure he's seen plenty
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#15 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Okay, my fucking ruler must be a piece of shit because two inches looks fucking monstrous on this thing. Like, break de pusi big.
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#17 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
that or you don't really understand the limit of the human body lol

granted most guys i've slept with are below or at that average so yes, he is big (although i'm the top so it's whatever)
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#40 - iqequalzero (05/03/2016) [-]
Then one day he asks to switch for once and your sphincter gets blasted into next week.
User avatar
#18 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Actually, I just did the measurement myself. It looks a lot smaller when you're measuring down there than when then ruler is on your desk.
I mean, fuck. I kept looking at the numbers and thinking "Wow, I must be a pencil dick". Then I did the measurement, and I'm like the width of the Anon in the content when flaccid. It still looks small from way up here though.
I will be the first to admit that penises are weird, and I have one.
#22 - anon (05/03/2016) [-]
I was just reading your string of posts laughing to myself thinking lmao this guys a pencil dick but then I grabbed a ruler and was like shiiiiit, me too and then I measured and realized the phenomenon is real and powerful
User avatar
#23 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
I'm actually pretty wide tho. Like 1.25 flaccid, 1.75 erect. Just checked now because I couldn't believe that it would be true.
User avatar
#28 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Shit mane step up yo dick game.
I'm like 1.5 inch flaccid
User avatar
#29 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Congratulations. The average for flaccid is 1.17in, while erect is 1.4in.

Ya can't help your dick size, so unless you're ridiculously small (in which case you can't be helped, faggot. Find a boyfriend to fuck you.), you just have to be a beast in bed to make up for it. I'm already above average though, 6.25 in. long, 1.7 in. diameter so my Required Beast Factor (RBF) is less than other guys'
User avatar
#30 - nickelakon (05/03/2016) [-]
Our RBF is probably about the same because I'm just under 6 inch erect, but I still got 1.85inches in diameter when erect.
Im thicker and only a little above average in length.
Either way I feel I shouldn't really complain, it could be worse.
User avatar
#44 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
That's right. You could be the anon in the content with a pencil dick.
User avatar
#19 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
nigga i have a penis too. weirdness is sexy.
User avatar
#20 - greyhoundfd (05/03/2016) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
Das gay
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#21 - ancano (05/03/2016) [-]
indeed
#253 - projects don't really mean **** for math/CS its all about … 05/01/2016 on murica 0
#93 - this all of this. i've taken a UK test in differentia…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2016 on murica +5
#207 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
Ive actually looked at both education systems in great detail, on tests its pretty balanced but on projects and the like america grades way easier on average.
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#253 - ancano (05/01/2016) [-]
projects don't really mean shit for math/CS
its all about research and there is only one way to grade that.
#966 - **ancano used "*roll picture*"** **ancano rolled image ** 04/25/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0