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#147006 - So fast-forward to today, and I'm dropping off her bike …  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147008 - thatnigger (4 hours ago) [-]
You did the right thing saying you want time to get over her, but you shouldn't have agreed to be friends. Its a terrible idea to be friends with your ex. She wanted to keep your around for safety, but you wouldn't let her take advantage of you and maybe she realizes that and so doesn't want to waste her time trying to keep you hanging. You should just forget about her, she's trying to move on and forget about you, you should do the same. If she asked to be friends or for you back, just ignore her.
User avatar #147007 - hoponthefeelstrain (4 hours ago) [-]
uh she probably dumped you because she wanted to sleep around a little, she expected you to wait around for her and when you didn't (by saying you didn't want to see her) she got pissed. She was hanging out with that guy on the trip to make you jealous and now she's just mad because I don't fucking know.
#147004 - Hello Fj, it's anaphase again. You may remember me from such e…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147006 - anaphase (4 hours ago) [-]
So fast-forward to today, and I'm dropping off her bike (which was at my house) and some other things at her place. I ring the bell, see her walk up through the window, and when she sees it's me she wheels around and stalks away.

Her friend opened the door. I gave him the stuff, told him to tell her the bike was out front, and left.

My question is: What the fucking fuck is her fucking deal? She breaks my heart, shows up in the last place I want to be, treats me like shit, and then takes off with this bastard all the time. He has a girlfriend, but it wouldn't surprise me if she was after him since he's this big tough country boy (drives a 4wd which he calls "Beast" and took a fucking stockwhip to the camp to prove how country and tough he is) and she'd be right into that.

The end result is the same, in any case: I never want to see or hear from her again. But can you guys help me understand just why she's being so nasty to me? If anything, I should be nasty to her for the above reasons.

I don't understand
User avatar #147008 - thatnigger (4 hours ago) [-]
You did the right thing saying you want time to get over her, but you shouldn't have agreed to be friends. Its a terrible idea to be friends with your ex. She wanted to keep your around for safety, but you wouldn't let her take advantage of you and maybe she realizes that and so doesn't want to waste her time trying to keep you hanging. You should just forget about her, she's trying to move on and forget about you, you should do the same. If she asked to be friends or for you back, just ignore her.
User avatar #147007 - hoponthefeelstrain (4 hours ago) [-]
uh she probably dumped you because she wanted to sleep around a little, she expected you to wait around for her and when you didn't (by saying you didn't want to see her) she got pissed. She was hanging out with that guy on the trip to make you jealous and now she's just mad because I don't fucking know.
User avatar #147005 - alecbaldwinning (4 hours ago) [-]
Who cares why. This chick is being a cunt to you, you don't need it, and you don't deserve it. Cut her (and possibly your mutual "friend")out of your life and move on. It sucks, but when you look back at this in the future, you'll be glad you did.
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User avatar #159 - anaphase (07/26/2014) [-]
30 seconds on MS paint can be a wonderful thing
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