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#94 - Agreed. Then they complain that they aren't taken seriously. Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Just saying 0
User avatar #148 - kuchikirukia (20 hours ago) [-]
On the left: Completely ignored. Still a demonized, marginalized minority. Their methods worked so well that when AIDS came up the government rejected AIDS education and research specifically because it was primarily killing gays.
On the right: Massive civil rights gains. Cultural acceptance.

Were gays ever really targeted by the majority? No, they were targeted by a hate-filled minority that the moderates could not construct a platform against. "When you don't know what's going on, just hop on the wagon of the people who seem to be going in the same direction as you." Homosexuality existed in a darkest recess of societal sexual repression. When you can't talk or even think about something because you don't have the vocabulary, you can't speak out against actions against it.
Gays coming out in the open gave us that vocabulary. They won by becoming familiar. Their flamboyance showed the extent of their lifestyle, and guess what? After seeing it I realize I don't need a trigger warning for it, just as millions of other Americans have done.
Walking around in suits tells you nothing.
#18 - That was ******* tight, bro.  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Devil's advocate +36
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#36 - metacobalion (19 hours ago) [-]
#39 - zimmeristheman (18 hours ago) [-]
Remove the shades and that is me in my bed.
User avatar #48 - mumblesthepyro (14 hours ago) [-]
no, its a drawing in a comic
#80 - Yeah it's brutal. But that ain't the US were people can riot. …  [+] (9 new replies) 23 hours ago on Go be gay somewhere else -6
User avatar #127 - elcreepo (21 hours ago) [-]
Uh... being gay in this country is now fully legal and recognized as a sexuality. Someone promoting gay rights wouldn't be watercannoned to the face

Someone promoting niggerdom maybe, and that's a whole issue we're working on, but not gay
#114 - bann (21 hours ago) [-]
Are you kidding me? You can practically burn down half a town here and it's not grounds for lethal force. Some white bitch died from a rubber bullet a few years back and now they can't even use those.
#181 - Rascal (17 hours ago) [-]
that was 10 years ago Victoria Snelgrove was her name. The projectile basically went right through her right eye punched through the bone and shattered into her brain and the jackasses rioting wouldn't let the ambulance through until nearly 2 hours later i saw a projectile simulation and basically if it had been an inch in any direction she would have at most lost an eye she just got really really unlucky.
and i cried like a bitch when i got hit by a frozen paintball
#185 - bann (17 hours ago) [-]
I moan over rubber paint balls...I can't even imagine. Damn, 10 years ago, my memory is more keen than I thought.

Still, I suppose as long as law enforcement has other means, it's better that they avoid them.
#189 - Rascal (17 hours ago) [-]
the protest did get incredibly violent and a couple police officers caught in the ebb and flow of the riot got the shit kicked out of them. They had more than enough reason to use rubber bullets. Maybe there was another woman who died to a rubber bullet but Victoria is the only case i know of. Rubber bullets are designed specifically to injure not kill. All the horrible bruising and bleeding you see on the news is more of a result of the bullet hitting either fat which causes a much larger bruise or an impact to the face which runs into bone very quickly and bleeds like a bitch both of which look much worse than if it hit as designed. There are specific ranges you can fire rubber bullets at and they even have a rangefinder designed specifically for this so tragedies like this don't happen and riots don't have a martyr to rally behind.
#194 - bann (16 hours ago) [-]
Effective 99.9% of the time, but it seems like these days it needs to be even more effective. The public never hears about the 99.99% of the time where the rioters were in the wrong and the bullets or anything were used effectively. I suppose tazers can cause heart failure, but I've never heard a mass uproar about that.
#198 - rockettaco (16 hours ago) [-]
i use sheets of carbon fiber added to long sleeve shirts basically makes tasers useless they are only effective at close range so when the riot gets violent enough the police back off or use rubber bullets to keep the protesters as far away from them as possible
User avatar #193 - titsmccracken (16 hours ago) [-]
I've been hit by one at a protest 15 years ago. That shit hurts like hell.
#195 - bann (16 hours ago) [-]
Damn, what kind of protest?
#14 - Danny at the end 06/29/2015 on Stay on your bike Danny!!! +2
#51 - this one is still my fav  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 5 +78
User avatar #191 - landartheconqueror (06/29/2015) [-]
it's so cute!
User avatar #160 - nickhammer (06/29/2015) [-]
At first I thougt she said "lemme cum"
#91 - fallenwtfever (06/29/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** FUCK
#55 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2015) [-]
That was fucking gold! XD
#223 - Rascal (06/29/2015) [-]
Oh god the XD emoticon, you just triggered FJ's PTSD.
#70 - subadanus (06/29/2015) [-]
ex dee
User avatar #71 - subaqueousreach (06/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #212 - yuichka (06/29/2015) [-]
#43 - I don't discriminate gays but me being a proud heterosexual ma… 06/29/2015 on Passing notes +1
#200 - I study biology and with what I have seen so far is that the b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on title +7
#284 - pointblankhits (06/29/2015) [-]
Fuck you, I'm a veteran Apache attack helicopter who's pronouns are support, supporter and thanks for saving my ass. I don't believe in gender roles so I carry Hellfire missile AND a chain gun (Don't judge me, that's racist)

Pic related : That's me just flying around (All the other helicopters say I'm so random lol)
#272 - boarderlinegreat (06/29/2015) [-]
Great read. Tie-fighters...
I love it.
#87 - Did this guy strap a landmine to the front of the car? 06/29/2015 on TRUE POWER. -1
#144 - Why did everyone down vote you? Remember when the morbid post …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on (untitled) +3
#146 - umadz (06/29/2015) [-]
I know right? Get mad at the people that commit the bad shit like this, not guy who posted it in a comment section.

In addition, while these videos are very graphic and disturbing, they do shed light on how bad the situation is in the middle east.
#87 - That's one cool kid. 06/23/2015 on Privileged CIS male... +1


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now please die in a foyer
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