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#15 - or perhaps pokemon subscribes to the multiverse theory and mew…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on First Pokemon 0
User avatar #18 - killerliquid (11/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not impossible considering the Distortion Dimension exists
#13 - Mew is the first genetically, Rhydon is the first realisticall…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2014 on First Pokemon 0
#36 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
Or Mew and Arceus are genetically different...


Following this, Arceus could be something else than a "Pokemon" and he was the one who created Mew. After, he could have created all other Pokemon from the DNA of it.
#37 - amuzen (11/17/2014) [-]
another strong possibility is that Arceus didn't create the universe seeing as how it's pokedex entries all specify that 'its said in mythology' or have some sort of clause suggesting that it's status as god of the universe may be a bit exxagerated
User avatar #14 - meganinja (11/16/2014) [-]
Arceus created the universe in which he himself was then later created. Duh.
#15 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
or perhaps pokemon subscribes to the multiverse theory and mew and arceus were orginally from another universe.
User avatar #18 - killerliquid (11/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not impossible considering the Distortion Dimension exists
#30 - With kittens it's a lot easier than you'd imagine, you think, … 11/16/2014 on Cat 35 0
#24 - well I mean after knowing someone for five seconds that's basi… 11/16/2014 on I love him -1
#16 - Probably Square Enix, the only thing I didn't really like abou… 11/16/2014 on Cinametics 'n stuff -1
#12 - Other smash hits include I don't know what pokemon is, and… 11/16/2014 on Gamergate -1
#11 - I don't know what legend of korra is, and at this point I'm to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Gamergate -1
#12 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
Other smash hits include
I don't know what pokemon is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what 9/11 is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what time I was supposed to check in, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what her name is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know if I'm wearing pants, and at this point I'm to afraid to check!
Yeah sorry not really funny I just ran into three posts that followed the phrasing back to back by hitting the random button
#5 - Yeah they are. 11/16/2014 on Pokemon X & Y +3
#4 - the problem with the logic here is that just because rape invo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on I knew cod was rape! -2
#9 - bloodofgaea (11/17/2014) [-]
Arm wrestling tournament = Mass rape.
#96 - as was mine but I misspellt achtually and didn't have the prop… 11/16/2014 on Read desc. -2
#50 - Actually samurai sword would be more accurate if you hadn't ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Read desc. +1
User avatar #95 - meowykins (11/16/2014) [-]
It was a joke :c
#96 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
as was mine but I misspellt achtually and didn't have the proper reaction pic.
#111 - we had something like that as well except it was just 1 comput… 11/16/2014 on Remember? -1
#28 - in pokemon Y I got lucky and caught every legendary in the gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Item Hoarder +2
User avatar #88 - meganinja (11/16/2014) [-]
In pokemon Y the catch rates are super easy. First time I fought Xerneas I'm like 'heh, I'll throw a pokeball at it for shits and giggles turn 1 to see if it somehow works.' and I caught it with that pokeball. I've heard the catch rate for it is on par with an eevee.
#46 - dameush (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i used my masterball on a shiny abra (no regrets.. it's been a competitive ass kicker despite having some flawed stats) but I actually managed to catch the other legendaries by just tossing balls at them repeatedly.. (I didn't even weaken mewtwo.. tool me 15 minutes of just tossing balls but it worked)
#28 - yeah but it's impossible to tell if they're thinner because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Brain Fact Comp. 0
User avatar #37 - skullbones (11/16/2014) [-]
The first two look like photographs, but the third looks like a scan. Also, the the second appears to be higher contrast than the first.
#12 - Well I mean yeah, if you claim ALL the space for cars and peop…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Car public Space +4
#14 - grimfuck (11/16/2014) [-]
my problem is not WHERE they are riding buy HOW they are riding.

If there is no bike lane and they are forced into the street, they need to obey ALL traffic laws as if they were a vehicle. stopping at red lights, stopping at stop signs, signaling turns.
#26 - loctos (11/16/2014) [-]
Where I live, bicycles are treated as vehicles.
#41 - grimfuck (11/16/2014) [-]
Me too, but they just don't care.

Let me not condemn an entire group, however the majority I see are class act ass holes.
#45 - loctos (11/17/2014) [-]
I actually had a cyclist run into me. the cops took my side because he slammed into the rear of my car as i was turning. so, i got repairs and stuff. it was great day.
#26 - at least part of the reason the last one looks so different is…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Brain Fact Comp. -1
User avatar #27 - pedestrianx (11/16/2014) [-]
That is true, but with that considered it is still pretty bad. The lines on the brain look much thinner
#28 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah but it's impossible to tell if they're thinner because the camera perceives depth differently or if they're thinner because in actual physical space they're just thinner.
User avatar #37 - skullbones (11/16/2014) [-]
The first two look like photographs, but the third looks like a scan. Also, the the second appears to be higher contrast than the first.
#6 - I don't know about the anime but in the manga they requi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Reality +1
User avatar #7 - Tusura (11/15/2014) [-]
I'm kinda drunk and didn't realize which technique you were referring to.

You are correct sir, and on that note I was always confused as well.
Naruto could have been a much better story, but I think Kishi just kinda got tired of it.
#49 - Thor proceed to walk out into the street shouting peppers name… 11/14/2014 on Loki 2 0
#9 - impaling and mount were kind of odd words when I was 5 I think… 11/14/2014 on Comments. +2
#47 - I'm 10 and have seen a titty therefore creating a double negat…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Pokemans 0
#113 - Valid (11/15/2014) [-]
Hello, and thank you for summoning me.
I can confirm that titties can disturb the nature of earth and get everyone addicted to marijuana.
Thank you, please summon again
#168 - It was digital animation and the only resources on campus were…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Read Description 0
User avatar #169 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Well it seems like your school sucks or you haven't explored the campus.
My school seems like it has nothing of value in it, but there are hidden gems all over campus. I know which stores are cheaper and which ones have better food, I know every important room in each building that'll benefit me for every subject and hobby, I know where all the good restrooms are and which ones are not "safe", and I know of things I can do that's not on campus but within walking distance so I can kill time and get some air.

Of course, this is mostly because I took classes that lead me to these things and because I get bored easy during my hour breaks and I end up roaming the rooms. You learn some pretty crazy shit about your school by exploration. I recommend you give it a shot.
#1 - This never really made sense to me why they thought this…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Reality +8
User avatar #5 - Tusura (11/15/2014) [-]
Answering a question you posed with an honest answer about the show.
To bring someone back to life, you use Chakra, and must possess the Rinnegan.
The further back someone died, the more Chakra it takes to resurrect them.

Obito did not get the Rinnegan till much later after Rin's death. He would have had to kill himself to bring Rin back, thus losing the whole reason of being together.
#6 - amuzen (11/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about the anime but in the manga they required a very very small amount of their own chakra and there was no prerequisite for them to have the rinnengan (thus why kabuto, orochimaru, and the second hokage could use it, and why they were to able resurrect a veritable army of ninja)
While Obito wasn't given the knowledge of how to use it until way after Rin's death, two of the key points of the Impure world reincarnation jutsu were that they A, didn't require any risk to the user, and B had absolutely no time limit, (I'm not talking about Nagato's Outer Path — Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique which brought back the recently departed I'm talking about the thing they used in the great ninja war arc to bring back a shit load all the back way to the original Madara, some of which were powerful enough to break the control their creators had on them and work independently. I mean they'd be a sort of undead sure, but they'd have their original soul and a more less living body and it's not like they had any sort of un-natural blood thirst or some such thing.
User avatar #7 - Tusura (11/15/2014) [-]
I'm kinda drunk and didn't realize which technique you were referring to.

You are correct sir, and on that note I was always confused as well.
Naruto could have been a much better story, but I think Kishi just kinda got tired of it.
#2 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
Well who ever said the bad guys of a manga wasnt utterly insane?
#1 - Horse penis  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on God's Eraser +3
#2 - asick (11/14/2014) [-]
Am I a sick fuck for thinking of the exact same thing?
srs tho, I thought that, saw your comment then chuckled violently.
#4 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
you both are very disturbed, please visit your next local tornado to be erased
#67 - you either showed up an hour and a half early every day, you d… 11/14/2014 on Read Description 0
#64 - Where I was going all of our classes were part of a single cou…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Read Description 0
User avatar #167 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that sounds awful, but you got to make the best of it.
If your teacher decides not to show up but you're on campus, there's a fuck ton of resources you can take advantage of so you can get ahead of everyone else.
Shit, when my professors bail, I go and study so I can get a higher grade in my classes, or finish all my homework so when I get home I can do nothing but play games and get lost in the internet.
#168 - amuzen (11/14/2014) [-]
It was digital animation and the only resources on campus were the library (which had no books on digital animation, programming, art, or anything relevant - I checked) the gym, which required you be wearing gym shoes and have other relative gym equipment on hand, the campus stores which were all super overpriced, and the computer lab which was ok but I already spent 12 hours a day there average and whenever there wasn't a class in session in one of the labs people would always go there to hang out, play games, and watch movies on the projectors so it was essentially the same thing as my desk at home with the added benefit of being super distracting.
User avatar #169 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Well it seems like your school sucks or you haven't explored the campus.
My school seems like it has nothing of value in it, but there are hidden gems all over campus. I know which stores are cheaper and which ones have better food, I know every important room in each building that'll benefit me for every subject and hobby, I know where all the good restrooms are and which ones are not "safe", and I know of things I can do that's not on campus but within walking distance so I can kill time and get some air.

Of course, this is mostly because I took classes that lead me to these things and because I get bored easy during my hour breaks and I end up roaming the rooms. You learn some pretty crazy shit about your school by exploration. I recommend you give it a shot.
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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