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#28 - I for one liked muk, koffing and garbador, they all seem so pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on RDJR Speechless? +2
User avatar #29 - playerdous (07/01/2014) [-]
It kinda sends a message about toxic waste, so that's neat, and as far as human made Pokemon they make the most sense.
I think someone had shown me a recent pokemon that was a chandelier? That's the kind I can't really get behind.
#32 - atma (07/01/2014) [-]
Naw, they're totally adorbs
#100 - Women are fine at sports this is about girls in gym class, ent… 07/01/2014 on Girls 0
#291 - at first I didnt know what this was refering to and upon seein… 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
#10121 - **amuzen rolled user gustaviaable ** 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name -1
#52 - Voldemort took and broke his wand, like even if voldemort didn… 07/01/2014 on Rupert is so like Ron 0
#36 - Crap I was logged out, explains why my character limit was so … 07/01/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 17 0
#41 - not saying I dont think its cute just not a fantastic idea.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Wait here boy I've spotted fun 0
#48 - quiescat (07/01/2014) [-]
my only hope comes from the fact that this was being filmed, so in theory a least the parents are around the the dog is very docile and well trained, the latter i base off the amount of following the dog is doing
#40 - I always get nervous when i see a kid walking a dog thats bigg…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Wait here boy I've spotted fun +1
User avatar #51 - dreamcast (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah but take another look and you will realize the dog is really walking the kid.
User avatar #50 - zoologyexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
You need to be intimately aware of the breed and individual dog you're working with and train accordingly. Many dogs could never do this simply because the family/pack dynamic isn't just right in the home and are then never trained properly. My family had a boxer when I was a kid that was just like the one in the gif, and now my own bulldog is like that to my niece and nephew.
It helps that sharpeis are ridiculously smart and protective of their families.
#41 - amuzen (07/01/2014) [-]
not saying I dont think its cute just not a fantastic idea.
#48 - quiescat (07/01/2014) [-]
my only hope comes from the fact that this was being filmed, so in theory a least the parents are around the the dog is very docile and well trained, the latter i base off the amount of following the dog is doing
#10078 - **amuzen rolled user newprinny **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
User avatar #10119 - Hydrocircuit (07/01/2014) [-]
**Hydrocircuit rolled user andyyy **
#54 - CUZ THEY DUMB 06/30/2014 on What would jesus do. 0
#35 - Judging from the picture this little girl is white and seeing … 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! +3
#5561 - **amuzen rolled user defensive ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#41 - tons of people make slights about jrpgs and have done so since… 06/30/2014 on So did she get the T? 0
#13 - Lots of people say FFX-2 is **** , and I won't den…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2014 on So did she get the T? +1
#20 - karvarausku (06/30/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** I have few friends who haven't ever played FF series and when I have told them to try most of the times they are just

"eeh... but FF series are you just crap, I don't like them"
"Have you tried?"
"No, but I just know that they are crap"
"Have you seen some one play them"
"no, but it doesn't change my opinion that the storyline is completely bullshit and the hero is no good cry baby"
"and you got that idea from where"

^ Most of the times the guys just watch some youtuber who complains about every game / mainstream game.
#28 - siveon (06/30/2014) [-]
Spoony? I swear he's getting his "source" from Spoony. He's like the only semi-famous guy that made a video about hating FFX. It was kind of funny, regardless of whether you like the game or not, but nobody should take those sorts of videos seriously. It's not a review, it's more like a comedic riff, seem from a couple people from YouTube and the like - popularized by AVGN of course.

Personally, I'm still willing to try the game (when it get's cheaper. I don't care how many fanboys tell me, 30 bucks isn't worth the cost of 2 PS2 games) after watching the video. Perhaps you should tell your friend that those videos are usually made for laughs, and their personal experiences (usually exaggerated) are not always the norm.
#41 - amuzen (06/30/2014) [-]
tons of people make slights about jrpgs and have done so since ff8 came out over exaggerating them as whiny angst driven teenagers.
that's just a sterotype for jrpgs now that they cant escape. having a tragic past on any protagonist or showing any human emotions will immediately leave them labeled as such by zealous western medium fanboys.
#29 - karvarausku (06/30/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image**could be. Spoony actually visited Finland last year in Animecon X.

+ If you don't have the money you can always download pcsx and FFX for it. works great at least on my computer.
#38 - siveon (06/30/2014) [-]
Nah, my computer sucks when it comes to PS2 emulation.

Perhaps when I get my build ready, but without a PS2 controller adapter, it just won't feel the same.
#39 - karvarausku (06/30/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** to me it runs pretty well and haven't even crashed. Haven't played it in a while tho. I also have Xbxo360 controller and PS2/USB controller that I like to play with. Works like dream and don't really see any difference between the original ps2 version

Had 2 copies until ex gf stole them.
#40 - siveon (06/30/2014) [-]
I get ya, I just need a new computer and adapter to pull it off.
#11 - these are getting progressively worse 06/30/2014 on Youtube Comments Comp 4/6 +2
#28 - 10/10 animation (Everything just moves perfectly) 8/10 art…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Frozen Post-Credits +3
#40 - devilry (06/30/2014) [-]
Whoever told you that Devilry is good lied.
#168 - I feel like if they basically cut out the last ten episodes re… 06/30/2014 on Clever title 0
#132 - as someone who studies animation this isn't 'bad' it's conside… 06/30/2014 on Flawless animation Part 1 0
#948 - **amuzen rolled user shacmaster ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#353 - I think the oxygen masks thing is weird since most people can …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Truth about flying +1
User avatar #400 - magicmace (06/30/2014) [-]
After that you'd need the mask.

Also, children cannot hold their breath for as long, and might not even know that they should be holding it. In that sort of situation everybody would probably be stressed out, tensed, and scared for their lives. I doubt anybody would think to hold their breath, and even if they did they wouldn't be able to hold it for nearly has long as normal.
#92 - the thing about that is, in a fight, people rely more instinct… 06/30/2014 on fight club +1
#88 - This guy is trolling but the naruto fighting games are actuall…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on I love Far Cry 3 +1
#89 - Sorrowscythe (06/30/2014) [-]
Burn. Just choke and burn.
#85 - Last sentence was a train wreck. What I meant to say is … 06/30/2014 on fight club 0
#84 - I kind of figured that when I was watching this like, what if …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on fight club 0
#90 - catburglarpenis (06/30/2014) [-]
Check the rest of this thread- I agree with you wholeheartedly. As for the movie- It is still one of my favorites. It's no Taken, but it's a favorite of mine for sure. I never read a Sherlock book or seen a show in my life and I managed to keep up with it just fine, but that's my personal opinion, so take it with a grain of salt.
#88 - devout feminist (06/30/2014) [-]
The reason he knew the plan would work was because he screwed around with the guy long enough to know how his reactions and everything work
#92 - amuzen (06/30/2014) [-]
the thing about that is, in a fight, people rely more instinct than thorough planning and it doesn't matter how long you talk to a guy, you can't find out his body is going to react when exposed to unknown stimuli.

Like yeah I think it was a fun fight thing and it was kinda cool but it would never ever ever work IRL and one of the cool things about the sherlock holmes books is that a lot of his deductions actually could work in the real world and conan doyle always showed an understanding of how the human mind worked that even psychologists of his era weren't up to snuff with at the time.

Anyone who's ever been in a fight could tell you the logic behind this fight scene is a load of horse shit. It's fanciful and a fun action scene which is enough for me to have enjoyed the movie but it's not up to sherlock holmes standard.
User avatar #91 - catburglarpenis (06/30/2014) [-]
Horseshit. Sherlock was a genius yes, but that would have taken him days, if not years of human behavior intensive study. Check the rest of this thread.
#85 - amuzen (06/30/2014) [-]
Last sentence was a train wreck.
What I meant to say is
which I guess is probably owed to the fact that I was, seeing as how they decided not to start on the first book.
#105 - for some reason I thought it just said mailed which made a lot… 06/30/2014 on italian master race... 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
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goes in the ass
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your ass
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prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
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To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
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I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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