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#11 - he said he doesn't want to pull out because it will give the t… 09/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#39 - he didn't just find a bunch of government files labeled top se… 09/11/2014 on Gotta love Ken M 0
#5 - yeah it's actually really neat, we had a class on sound design… 09/11/2014 on every other female judge +1
#2 - more than because he's black I think I'd discriminate against …  [+] (22 new replies) 09/11/2014 on well? +141
User avatar #139 - ratytang (09/12/2014) [-]
if you ever kissed a girl while you where wearing a hat you would know that you have to either take your hat off or put it on backwards, or the brim of the hat with smash the girl in the face.
User avatar #64 - sundizzle (09/12/2014) [-]
so he dresses like a normal teenager, what's your point? I suppose you think only fedoras are acceptable pieces of clothing
User avatar #58 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/12/2014) [-]
>disliking people because of their clothing choices

You're a fucking retard.
#57 - ihateuall (09/12/2014) [-]
Because he doesn't dress nice a neckbeard faggot? Wtf is a teen supposed to dress like
#89 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
not because he 'doesnt' dress in a certain way, there's a thousand different ways you can dress I'd draw no issue, I hate him because he does dress in a very certain way that's usually worn to show off that you're a total ass hat.
#125 - Jowi (09/12/2014) [-]
someone was bullied at school
#214 - ihateuall (09/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah
#56 - raynagrimm (09/12/2014) [-]
"punch ass"

i had a giggle
User avatar #54 - fuelnfire (09/12/2014) [-]
Ey yo if it aint formal aint nothing wrong with wearing a g-shock. Real talk though, why the hate on the watch?
User avatar #104 - ieatbengay (09/12/2014) [-]
you sound like a cunt
User avatar #212 - fuelnfire (09/12/2014) [-]
you sound like a douche, so I guess we're perfect for each other
#45 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
That's still just as prejudiced...
User avatar #37 - cuntism (09/12/2014) [-]
....You mean dressing like an idiot teenager ?

So many people dress their racism up as something else (not talking about you btw, I dunno what your viewpoint is off of one post, that'd be stupid for me to assume), giving the most stupid reasons ever to justify their racist bullshit.
User avatar #28 - thepandaking (09/12/2014) [-]
you mean a sleeveless shirt? wifebeaters are the sleeveless undershirts, that's just a normal shirt. I get the backwards hat thing and the ear stud, but other than that you're nitpicking the shitting fuck out of this picture lol. The watch is whatever it's a watch, and a rubber bracelet? That would make you bothered enough to mention it?
jesus dude
User avatar #18 - wotterpatch (09/11/2014) [-]
#215 - ihateuall (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah i got a $200 g shock on right now
User avatar #196 - thepandaking (09/12/2014) [-]
If I'm being totally honest.. 100 bucks for a watch is indeed cheap. They look like fairly good quality, and for 100 bucks that's a good deal. If you don't care if your watch is inaccurate, then watches can be 10 to 20 bucks, but really well made ones will run around 200, and much more if you want it to be fancy as well.
I'm just sayin as a watch fanatic.
#20 - youregaylol (09/11/2014) [-]
they still look dumb
User avatar #21 - wotterpatch (09/11/2014) [-]
I personally like the look of them

Taste is subjective
#22 - youregaylol (09/11/2014) [-]
Sure it is, I'm not denying that. Some people think sagging their pants is cool and that wearing two kinds of shoes at once is creative, I just think they're stupid as fuck.
User avatar #26 - wotterpatch (09/12/2014) [-]
To be fair, sagging your pants actually is stupid. It impedes movement, amongst other things.

Whereas a watch is a watch. If it displays time, it's hard to complain
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (09/11/2014) [-]
The hat alone is enough. I've yet to meet someone that wears their hat backwards as a fashion statement that isn't douchy.
#2 - a lot of people will be mad, a couple will approve, and the re… 09/11/2014 on new rules +30
#1 - not a bad place to put it really seeing as how that looks like…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on ATM 0
#2 - qwertywtf (09/12/2014) [-]
I thought it was cause you'd take the stripper to the bathroom to fuck and she's want money and you could get it right there
#34 - and in yours we can turn the collider off and stop messing wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Cosmic death bubble 0
#35 - greyblade (09/11/2014) [-]
ah, that makes sense. I got the sense it was just something that had happened in space somewhere, not something we'd done and could fix.
#32 - electrical locks once the key dies (about 4-6 years after you'… 09/11/2014 on Chapelle Show 0
#2 - aqua kingdom hearts birth by sleep 09/11/2014 on STAAHPP +2
#6 - I dunno if I could afford 1.50 per pound of pussy unless it wa… 09/11/2014 on Inflation 0
#32 - dont get me wrong I understand that the chances are so low tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Cosmic death bubble 0
#33 - greyblade (09/11/2014) [-]
for a start, we don't have the whole article, so I'm not sure if the changes to this field were caused by us or if it's natural.

I was referring to if it was natural (or, I guess, if it was caused by us already), in that we can't change anything now.

so in your example we can check to see if the car's coming before we cross, and cross or not depending on that, we can't stop the car coming, but we can not be where the car is - in the road. I more meant situations where we can't do anything about any aspect of it.

#34 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
and in yours we can turn the collider off and stop messing with that kind of stuff or we can focus on developing measures to further stabilize the field. it's not some cosmic force of nature beyond our wildest understanding, it's a machine we made.
Not saying we should, just saying there's rarely, if ever NOTHING you can do about possible dangers and it's a pretty loser way of looking at things to just say eh either A or B happens and I'm powerless to change it so why bother caring.
#35 - greyblade (09/11/2014) [-]
ah, that makes sense. I got the sense it was just something that had happened in space somewhere, not something we'd done and could fix.
#22 - although my main point isn't that they 'shouldn't ban guns' it… 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#21 - IMO yeah since I don't own any guns it would be cool with me b… 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#19 - Like yeah sure it would decrease the chances, but it wouldn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#20 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
I can understand that, but surely decreasing the chances is worth it? Even one or two less shootings must be worth it.
#33 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
It's absolutely worth it. Which is why I propose we make automobiles illegal. Because, isn't it worth it if it maybe saves just a few more lives?
#22 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
although my main point isn't that they 'shouldn't ban guns' it's again kind of like my original analogy of putting a band aid on a festering wound, yeah the band aid might stop the bleeding but you can't just put it on and leave it at that, eventually you're going to have to deal with the infection in some way and it's better not to put it off longer than necessary.
#21 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
IMO yeah since I don't own any guns it would be cool with me but on the other hand I don't really like the idea of not being ABLE to own my gun for a variety of reasons.
#18 - honestly the real challenge is coming to grips with the idea o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#19 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
Like yeah sure it would decrease the chances, but it wouldn't solve the problem.
#20 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
I can understand that, but surely decreasing the chances is worth it? Even one or two less shootings must be worth it.
#33 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
It's absolutely worth it. Which is why I propose we make automobiles illegal. Because, isn't it worth it if it maybe saves just a few more lives?
#22 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
although my main point isn't that they 'shouldn't ban guns' it's again kind of like my original analogy of putting a band aid on a festering wound, yeah the band aid might stop the bleeding but you can't just put it on and leave it at that, eventually you're going to have to deal with the infection in some way and it's better not to put it off longer than necessary.
#21 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
IMO yeah since I don't own any guns it would be cool with me but on the other hand I don't really like the idea of not being ABLE to own my gun for a variety of reasons.
#16 - if you give a hungry man a fishing rod how much less likely do…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#17 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but surely if it wasn't as easy, people would have less chance to do it? If it is difficult enough to make then struggle and actually think about it, they must be less likely to do it?
User avatar #35 - kilotech (09/11/2014) [-]
you could make a garagegun knockoff of an Mac-10 with google, scrap metal and some easy to get tools. plus almost all shootings happen in places where 1) guns are not allowed inside 2) states where guns are illegal in general
#18 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
honestly the real challenge is coming to grips with the idea of wanting to throw your life away with a bang, it's just about as hard for a highschooler to get their hands on a gun as it is for them to figure out how to make pipe bombs or some sort of poisonous gas over the internet.
#19 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
Like yeah sure it would decrease the chances, but it wouldn't solve the problem.
#20 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
I can understand that, but surely decreasing the chances is worth it? Even one or two less shootings must be worth it.
#33 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
It's absolutely worth it. Which is why I propose we make automobiles illegal. Because, isn't it worth it if it maybe saves just a few more lives?
#22 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
although my main point isn't that they 'shouldn't ban guns' it's again kind of like my original analogy of putting a band aid on a festering wound, yeah the band aid might stop the bleeding but you can't just put it on and leave it at that, eventually you're going to have to deal with the infection in some way and it's better not to put it off longer than necessary.
#21 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
IMO yeah since I don't own any guns it would be cool with me but on the other hand I don't really like the idea of not being ABLE to own my gun for a variety of reasons.
#14 - the shootings have a lot less to do with guns being legal and …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Gun Control 0
#15 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
I you give a hungry man access to a fishing rod, will he be more or less likely to catch a fish?
#16 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
if you give a hungry man a fishing rod how much less likely do you think he will be in our modern world to die of starvation? Probably not much since he can probably find some other way to get food, same goes for guns.
#17 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but surely if it wasn't as easy, people would have less chance to do it? If it is difficult enough to make then struggle and actually think about it, they must be less likely to do it?
User avatar #35 - kilotech (09/11/2014) [-]
you could make a garagegun knockoff of an Mac-10 with google, scrap metal and some easy to get tools. plus almost all shootings happen in places where 1) guns are not allowed inside 2) states where guns are illegal in general
#18 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
honestly the real challenge is coming to grips with the idea of wanting to throw your life away with a bang, it's just about as hard for a highschooler to get their hands on a gun as it is for them to figure out how to make pipe bombs or some sort of poisonous gas over the internet.
#19 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
Like yeah sure it would decrease the chances, but it wouldn't solve the problem.
#20 - mrwillbobs (09/11/2014) [-]
I can understand that, but surely decreasing the chances is worth it? Even one or two less shootings must be worth it.
#33 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
It's absolutely worth it. Which is why I propose we make automobiles illegal. Because, isn't it worth it if it maybe saves just a few more lives?
#22 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
although my main point isn't that they 'shouldn't ban guns' it's again kind of like my original analogy of putting a band aid on a festering wound, yeah the band aid might stop the bleeding but you can't just put it on and leave it at that, eventually you're going to have to deal with the infection in some way and it's better not to put it off longer than necessary.
#21 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
IMO yeah since I don't own any guns it would be cool with me but on the other hand I don't really like the idea of not being ABLE to own my gun for a variety of reasons.
#7 - I always hated how gus acted towards the end. His whole vengea…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Breaking Bad Comp (with... +1
User avatar #16 - admiralen (09/11/2014) [-]
it was pretty retarded though, he was made up to be supersecretive and stealthy.
yet he brokers peace between walter and two random drog dealers of the street like their fucking mother
#9 - anon (09/11/2014) [-]
I don't really think Gus was mad that Walter had killed them, I think Gus was mad that Walter took matters into his own hands. Gus likely had some well made plans to make them disappear discretely. But then Walt just runs them over with his car, in a public area that possibly had witnesses. If the cops had found enough evidence to convict, you better believe he would lead back to Gus.

Case and point: When Gus slits his right hand man's throat after he was seen at a Gale's crime scene. To me, I think so long as you fly under the radar and did as you were told, Gus was super forgiving. But the second you turned into a risk, then he no longer had a use for you.
#25 - batmans level of dealing with it ramped up over time. … 09/11/2014 on Tragic +3
#4 - ya know, if they worked like that, I'm pretty sure a lot of pe… 09/11/2014 on I just wanna feeeeel 0
#94 - because it's rude to adjust your balls in public and if you do… 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! 0
#265 - Comment deleted 09/11/2014 on The most dangerous choice 0
#17 - when someone says 'they locked something in something' in a ne…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Chapelle Show +1
User avatar #24 - lordofpenis (09/11/2014) [-]
But how do you lock your keys in your car? You require them to lock the car, unless she lost the keys?
Excuse me, I have aspergers.
#32 - amuzen (09/11/2014) [-]
electrical locks once the key dies (about 4-6 years after you've bought the car) you press the lock button manually on the inside of the door before closing it which could easily result in you locking in your keys.

Alternatively she could have lost her keys at some other point and since her child is in the car probably dieing of heat stroke at this point she doesn't have time to go back and trace all of her steps until she finds the keys.

Or her purse could have been stolen

Three scenarios I've seen before, most more than once.
User avatar #29 - konradkurze (09/11/2014) [-]
in old cars you could just push the buttons on the door down and close the door while holding the handle up.....

normally closing locked doors would pop the lock button back up but holding the handle out in the open position negates that

still retarded people leave keys inside the car when they lock up
#18 - She was my biology teacher sophomore year. she looked kinda li… 09/10/2014 on Bad Education +13
#25 - if you're talking about whats on the computer screen it's smud… 09/10/2014 on Being remembered at Starbucks 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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