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#61 - I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on If i only had a girlfriend 0
User avatar #116 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Dude, I really, REALLY don't care.

From my point of view, just reading between the lines, that chick is, as Cpt. Jack Sparrow would put it, "really bad eggs".

And right now, you look just as stupid as the idiot female amusement-systems that fall for the "bad boys", subconsciously & foolishly thinking that they can "save" them from the rebellious path bla bla bla.
#118 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
your over sterotyping digestive end product.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Mate, it's not me doing the stereotyping, but the people falling into said stereotypes.
#57 - oh yeah why so?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2014 on If i only had a girlfriend 0
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
"she was a screw the rules, different color hair per week, get stoned between periods, get drunk and break into buildings on the weekends, piercings, tattood 'bad ass chick' and she broke up with me because she said she was looking for someone more mature and more hardcore"

I'm sorry, am I supposed to be sympathetic to an idiot that actually likes a white trash slut bimbo?!
#61 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 14 years, we're 20 now, she didn't start getting into that until highschool, and I haven't seen her for 2 years

It was a small town, 6 girls my age on the entire island and she lived right next door, I had known her since I was 6 years old and we had been friends from then onwards.
She didn't just suddenly become that way either, first year of high school she was alright, her mother had just left town with an internet lover and she started smoking cigarettes and hanging out with some of the seniors in school, not really a big deal to me, I didn't really hang out with her new friends that much but we would still hang out after school and it's not my group of friends were exactly 'saints' either.
Next year she started to dye her hair, started hanging out with the daughter of a meth dealer (although she only tried meth once and decided it wasn't her gig) up the street who really didn't like me so we drifted a part a bit this year, this is the year we broke up and she started dating older guys who were really just bad news.
next year she started to miss a ton of days of school, we'd hang out occasionally, mostly just smoke a bit of pot in her room, listen to digestive end productty music in her room and talk about life, she'd gotten busted for underage drinking and breaking and entering but literally 80% of the school had gotten in trouble with the law at some point or rather for digestive end product like that so whatever.
next year she dropped out of school and got her GED I swapped to a distance ed online schooling program and started traveling a lot.

I also don't know where your getting the 'bimbo' part, she actually had pretty good grades (Solid B+ student) as far as book smarts goes and she was a smooth talker when it suited her. She wasn't dumb just reckless and rebellious.
As far as the slut part goes that doesn't make sense either since she didn't swing, she just had a thing for older guys.
User avatar #116 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Dude, I really, REALLY don't care.

From my point of view, just reading between the lines, that chick is, as Cpt. Jack Sparrow would put it, "really bad eggs".

And right now, you look just as stupid as the idiot female amusement-systems that fall for the "bad boys", subconsciously & foolishly thinking that they can "save" them from the rebellious path bla bla bla.
#118 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
your over sterotyping digestive end product.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Mate, it's not me doing the stereotyping, but the people falling into said stereotypes.
#25 - I kind of feel like all the big military powers should get tog…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on North Korea is best korea 0
User avatar #99 - tatwis (07/14/2014) [-]
That would be really stupid. If western allies did this then it would anger countries like China and Russia and would create lots of tension in the world.
#118 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
China and Russia are also big military powers and I'm sure that while ironically they are capitalistic pigs of countries unconcerned with morale standards when they would otherwise interfere with trade and profit, they to must fed up with dealing with the crap that North Korea is constantly pulling.
User avatar #119 - tatwis (07/14/2014) [-]
My comment was about giving North Korea to South Korea. I'm pretty sure Russia or China would be glad to free North Koreans, but giving it to South Korea would be a bad decision.
#120 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
Eh can't really see who else deserves it without threatening the militaristic/trade powers that be
#22 - I bet they literally won't believe it.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2014 on North Korea is best korea +5
User avatar #23 - rootintootinputin (07/14/2014) [-]
things would get crazy lol wouldnt be surprised there would be suicides from people saying "everything i thought was real was a lie"
#25 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
I kind of feel like all the big military powers should get together overthrow North korea and just gift the entire thing to south korea.
User avatar #99 - tatwis (07/14/2014) [-]
That would be really stupid. If western allies did this then it would anger countries like China and Russia and would create lots of tension in the world.
#118 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
China and Russia are also big military powers and I'm sure that while ironically they are capitalistic pigs of countries unconcerned with morale standards when they would otherwise interfere with trade and profit, they to must fed up with dealing with the crap that North Korea is constantly pulling.
User avatar #119 - tatwis (07/14/2014) [-]
My comment was about giving North Korea to South Korea. I'm pretty sure Russia or China would be glad to free North Koreans, but giving it to South Korea would be a bad decision.
#120 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
Eh can't really see who else deserves it without threatening the militaristic/trade powers that be
#6 - The Great artists imitate life. 07/14/2014 on I'm a good artist i swear +1
#52 - Couple of years ago I left home to go to college and I've been…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2014 on If i only had a girlfriend 0
User avatar #56 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
TL;DR - you really are incredibly stupid, you know that?
#57 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
oh yeah why so?
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
"she was a screw the rules, different color hair per week, get stoned between periods, get drunk and break into buildings on the weekends, piercings, tattood 'bad ass chick' and she broke up with me because she said she was looking for someone more mature and more hardcore"

I'm sorry, am I supposed to be sympathetic to an idiot that actually likes a white trash slut bimbo?!
#61 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 14 years, we're 20 now, she didn't start getting into that until highschool, and I haven't seen her for 2 years

It was a small town, 6 girls my age on the entire island and she lived right next door, I had known her since I was 6 years old and we had been friends from then onwards.
She didn't just suddenly become that way either, first year of high school she was alright, her mother had just left town with an internet lover and she started smoking cigarettes and hanging out with some of the seniors in school, not really a big deal to me, I didn't really hang out with her new friends that much but we would still hang out after school and it's not my group of friends were exactly 'saints' either.
Next year she started to dye her hair, started hanging out with the daughter of a meth dealer (although she only tried meth once and decided it wasn't her gig) up the street who really didn't like me so we drifted a part a bit this year, this is the year we broke up and she started dating older guys who were really just bad news.
next year she started to miss a ton of days of school, we'd hang out occasionally, mostly just smoke a bit of pot in her room, listen to digestive end productty music in her room and talk about life, she'd gotten busted for underage drinking and breaking and entering but literally 80% of the school had gotten in trouble with the law at some point or rather for digestive end product like that so whatever.
next year she dropped out of school and got her GED I swapped to a distance ed online schooling program and started traveling a lot.

I also don't know where your getting the 'bimbo' part, she actually had pretty good grades (Solid B+ student) as far as book smarts goes and she was a smooth talker when it suited her. She wasn't dumb just reckless and rebellious.
As far as the slut part goes that doesn't make sense either since she didn't swing, she just had a thing for older guys.
User avatar #116 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Dude, I really, REALLY don't care.

From my point of view, just reading between the lines, that chick is, as Cpt. Jack Sparrow would put it, "really bad eggs".

And right now, you look just as stupid as the idiot female amusement-systems that fall for the "bad boys", subconsciously & foolishly thinking that they can "save" them from the rebellious path bla bla bla.
#118 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
your over sterotyping digestive end product.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (07/14/2014) [-]
Mate, it's not me doing the stereotyping, but the people falling into said stereotypes.
#687 - Picture 07/14/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#17 - I remember trying to do something like this when I was 13 beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Creepy Lvl Asian 0
#21 - adr (07/14/2014) [-]
You've already got it on you're conscience, may as well take a quick looksy.
#20 - adr (07/14/2014) [-]
pussy
#28 - Yeah I had gotten to level 30 (The max enchanting level on tha… 07/14/2014 on TFW you're out milking your... 0
#100 - Modern cartoons based on old day cartoons are crap but if you … 07/14/2014 on Scooby After Shaggy's Death 0
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#19 - I quit playing this game last week because I accidentally hit …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on TFW you're out milking your... 0
#27 - darkcorezeronine (07/14/2014) [-]
Wow, that's what I call bad luck.
#28 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I had gotten to level 30 (The max enchanting level on that server) 8 times before I got a pick with fortune and literally the very same moment I made it instead of hitting W I hit Q, I don't think I'm going to play Minecraft for a very long time.
#88 - It's just a clever set up, gives you a good pause to let the i… 07/14/2014 on They're dogs by the way. 0
#111 - Playing 4.0 >Big boat battle, Kraken, mermen, water ele… 07/14/2014 on Alot of D&D things lately. +7
#179 - I always think it's more funny seeing how stupid some of the p… 07/13/2014 on It continues. +2
#18 - Also don't worry about shading until you've got a more solid f… 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
#17 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
#16 - just keep in mind most guys are their own head times 6-7 times…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
#17 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
#14 - It's for storyboarding and preproduction, I'm doing 3d modelli…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
User avatar #15 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
In 2 years i am hoping to improve i have been getting a lot of feedback about my work mostly shading and i have myself realized a bit ago i need to start drawing 3d but its so damn hard because the proportions go all intense bodylovey.
#18 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
Also don't worry about shading until you've got a more solid foundation, you can spend a month polishing a turd and it'll still be a turd, getting a solid silhouette and structure is essential to a good drawing before you can start to shade, shading is the final step and you haven't learned how to do the first step yet.

It might help to try and draw a hall way.
#16 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
just keep in mind most guys are their own head times 6-7 times over girls 5-6 times over.
the heads 1
Torso's 2-3
Pelvis is 4
Legs are 5-7
Hands go down to about 4 1/2 (A little past the thighs or where the pockets on you're pants would be) and when you rotate the arms out from the body the elbow and hand moves on an arc from where it would be on a bind pose.

Although really you probably won't be thinking about this stuff while actually drawing and no body just understands the proportions at first, that's why it's important for you to practice it because you have to get a good 'feel' for the proportions.
If it were something you could just figure out by being told it every one would be an artist.
#17 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
#11 - Also when your practicing stuff in case you skip Sycra's video…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
User avatar #13 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
Game design but for some reason they ask for a art portfolio so i have had to start drawing in a matter of a couple months. I am going into my junior year now
#14 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
It's for storyboarding and preproduction, I'm doing 3d modelling/lighting/texturing/animating and two of my closest friends are in game design, even though we're all going to different schools we've all been told that rudimentary drawing skills are incredibly valuable in the game industry at all levels as a way to better communicate ideas.
Also they're probably checking if you have any artistic creativity, a few of the people in my class their portfolios consisted entirely of photographs, AMV's or videos they cropped together.
User avatar #15 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
In 2 years i am hoping to improve i have been getting a lot of feedback about my work mostly shading and i have myself realized a bit ago i need to start drawing 3d but its so damn hard because the proportions go all intense bodylovey.
#18 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
Also don't worry about shading until you've got a more solid foundation, you can spend a month polishing a turd and it'll still be a turd, getting a solid silhouette and structure is essential to a good drawing before you can start to shade, shading is the final step and you haven't learned how to do the first step yet.

It might help to try and draw a hall way.
#16 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
just keep in mind most guys are their own head times 6-7 times over girls 5-6 times over.
the heads 1
Torso's 2-3
Pelvis is 4
Legs are 5-7
Hands go down to about 4 1/2 (A little past the thighs or where the pockets on you're pants would be) and when you rotate the arms out from the body the elbow and hand moves on an arc from where it would be on a bind pose.

Although really you probably won't be thinking about this stuff while actually drawing and no body just understands the proportions at first, that's why it's important for you to practice it because you have to get a good 'feel' for the proportions.
If it were something you could just figure out by being told it every one would be an artist.
#17 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
#10 - I feel ya, I was there last year but doing the 10 minute a day… 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique 0
#2 - My cat's about that big, same breed and he can still jump 4 fe… 07/13/2014 on dear god 0
#4 - try starting with basic shapes and guidelines to help build a …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Looking for critique +2
User avatar #6 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
ty but this isnt my best work this was just something i drew on a car ride. I have tried doing the model thing like in you're picture but i just cant. btw i am in highschool and i realllly need to get better at drawing in the next year because i need to submit a art portfolio for the college i want to go to
#11 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
Also when your practicing stuff in case you skip Sycra's video- keep in mind that when practicing it's better to have 10 digestive end productty unpolished drawings than 1 digestive end productty polished drawing, the great thing about the 30 second drawing site is that it forces you to give up on a drawing and move on to the next one even if you mess up and aren't getting it right that way you essentially just keep banging you're head into the wall until you get it right.

in drawing even more so than all other things, practice makes perfect, If your in high school and plan to go to college for something artistic, you've got a lot of catching up to do so you should really slam down on it while you can.

If you don't mind me asking what is it you planned on going to college for that you need a portfolio?
User avatar #13 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
Game design but for some reason they ask for a art portfolio so i have had to start drawing in a matter of a couple months. I am going into my junior year now
#14 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
It's for storyboarding and preproduction, I'm doing 3d modelling/lighting/texturing/animating and two of my closest friends are in game design, even though we're all going to different schools we've all been told that rudimentary drawing skills are incredibly valuable in the game industry at all levels as a way to better communicate ideas.
Also they're probably checking if you have any artistic creativity, a few of the people in my class their portfolios consisted entirely of photographs, AMV's or videos they cropped together.
User avatar #15 - iprochaosangel (07/13/2014) [-]
In 2 years i am hoping to improve i have been getting a lot of feedback about my work mostly shading and i have myself realized a bit ago i need to start drawing 3d but its so damn hard because the proportions go all intense bodylovey.
#18 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
Also don't worry about shading until you've got a more solid foundation, you can spend a month polishing a turd and it'll still be a turd, getting a solid silhouette and structure is essential to a good drawing before you can start to shade, shading is the final step and you haven't learned how to do the first step yet.

It might help to try and draw a hall way.
#16 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
just keep in mind most guys are their own head times 6-7 times over girls 5-6 times over.
the heads 1
Torso's 2-3
Pelvis is 4
Legs are 5-7
Hands go down to about 4 1/2 (A little past the thighs or where the pockets on you're pants would be) and when you rotate the arms out from the body the elbow and hand moves on an arc from where it would be on a bind pose.

Although really you probably won't be thinking about this stuff while actually drawing and no body just understands the proportions at first, that's why it's important for you to practice it because you have to get a good 'feel' for the proportions.
If it were something you could just figure out by being told it every one would be an artist.
#17 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
#10 - amuzen (07/13/2014) [-]
I feel ya, I was there last year but doing the 10 minute a day pose thing + 10 minutes a day detailing thing for a month really did improve my drawings leaps and bounds.

If your having trouble drawing the shapes just dedicate a few absent minded papers entirely to drawing cubes and circles with no rhyme or reason while you do other digestive end product like watch TV. Keep a notebook/sketchbook next to you're computer and a mechanical pencil, while you wait for load screens try drawing stick figures
www.youtube.com/user/markcrilley/videos Try following along with some of this guys videos. Don't just focus on making finished pieces but do practice sketches as well, drawing things like noses, eyes, hands, mouths, strands of hair disconjointed from the body.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFfSl-EBfI < Sycra has a bunch of videos that are good to look into regarding stuff like this.
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
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prepare your anus
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User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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