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#10 - Yeah that's what I was thinking, the idea of a god of chaos tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Repost, but golden 0
#12 - clegood (11/20/2014) [-]
#8 - I just realized I might be thinking of Khorne.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Repost, but golden 0
#9 - heyyoutoo (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, Khorne, big difference. Although i really don't remember any cases of Khorne actually doing anything to mortals themselves. Most chaos gods work through proxies.
#10 - amuzen (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I was thinking, the idea of a god of chaos trying to chase someone through a building in my head just felt kind of goofy.
#12 - clegood (11/20/2014) [-]
#19 - shower and wear stinky clothes, I just feel gross when my hair… 11/19/2014 on Dem bitches 0
#12 - My dog only ever killed one animal in his entire 18 year old l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on tits +2
User avatar #25 - demigodofmadness (11/20/2014) [-]
What if he didn't kill it, but failed to protect it.
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (11/20/2014) [-]
I feel like he gravely misunderstood the point of the holiday.
#27 - That's because when you read things on tumblr you read them in… 11/19/2014 on Hakuna Matata -2
#3 - That's kind of cool, but that's not really 'kharne' the guy wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Repost, but golden +1
#7 - heyyoutoo (11/20/2014) [-]
I understood that Kharne is a bloodthirsty monster that wants to kill and fight as much as possible and doesn't really care who he kills.
#8 - amuzen (11/20/2014) [-]
I just realized I might be thinking of Khorne.
#9 - heyyoutoo (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, Khorne, big difference. Although i really don't remember any cases of Khorne actually doing anything to mortals themselves. Most chaos gods work through proxies.
#10 - amuzen (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah that's what I was thinking, the idea of a god of chaos trying to chase someone through a building in my head just felt kind of goofy.
#12 - clegood (11/20/2014) [-]
#2 - there's dates on the original post says it was posted back in 09  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Repost, but golden 0
#6 - heyyoutoo (11/20/2014) [-]
And i am talking about someone else posting the same thing on FJ 22 hours earlier. www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags/One+brick+to+rule+them+all/wevRLjr/
#164 - didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out. 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#163 - it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#18 - the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity dir… 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#119 - one of the main reasons that I'm a little reluctant about this…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh...it creates jobs...legal jobs and eliminates crime.
#163 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with a handful of middle/upperclass jobs I.E. Pharmacists and farmers meanwhile it's getting harder and harder to live on lower class incomes for 'honest' work.

I don't know about where you're from but all most Upon finishing this post I remembered a couple of people who were just kind of scum bag pot dealers but they deal in other drugs as well so they don't really count since they're not really getting fucked over by this so much the pot dealers I know aren't really bad people and they need the money (I.E. ones a single mother of three, ones a kid with a crack head dad who takes care of his younger siblings, one was a con 10 years back which prevents him from finding honest work and makes it difficult to raise his 5 year old son, a couple are kids who got fucked over by the local school system, ones an old man whose back got completely fucked up working manual labor for 20 years yet didn't get a pension or work mans comp or anything etc etc)
As it stands pots really the only good career choice for these people since most low qualification jobs really don't pay enough to get by and while a single 'supplier' creates opportunities for about one or two dozen said people to make a decent living, a single dispensary has about half that man job opportunities and at end of the day a large portion of the funds made in such a manner are going to be lost to large corporations and politicians meaning the low qualification jobs they will open up are going to be just as shitty as the ones that already exist.

Like I understand the whole oh no crime is bad! outlook, I've been around the block I've seen some of the fucked up shit that can go down from a lawless society but I've also seen what happens when big companies monopolize shit and if pot becomes legalized I imagine it's probably going to the same way as tobacco and the cigarette.
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#118 - yeah but if weed were ever TRUELY legal in the same manner as …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
User avatar #122 - xxkosukexx (11/19/2014) [-]
No, in my state you can walk into a dispensary at 21 and buy weed.
#119 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
one of the main reasons that I'm a little reluctant about this whole legalize marijuana act since as far as I'm concerned if you don't succeed on the high road is the only really route left for a comfortable life style.

What are all the pot dealers going to do if this shit goes legal? Blue collar labor? Fuck that, killing the marijuana industry would put so many people out of the job it's not even funny.
User avatar #132 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh...it creates jobs...legal jobs and eliminates crime.
#163 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
it get rid of a lot of lower class jobs and replaces them with a handful of middle/upperclass jobs I.E. Pharmacists and farmers meanwhile it's getting harder and harder to live on lower class incomes for 'honest' work.

I don't know about where you're from but all most Upon finishing this post I remembered a couple of people who were just kind of scum bag pot dealers but they deal in other drugs as well so they don't really count since they're not really getting fucked over by this so much the pot dealers I know aren't really bad people and they need the money (I.E. ones a single mother of three, ones a kid with a crack head dad who takes care of his younger siblings, one was a con 10 years back which prevents him from finding honest work and makes it difficult to raise his 5 year old son, a couple are kids who got fucked over by the local school system, ones an old man whose back got completely fucked up working manual labor for 20 years yet didn't get a pension or work mans comp or anything etc etc)
As it stands pots really the only good career choice for these people since most low qualification jobs really don't pay enough to get by and while a single 'supplier' creates opportunities for about one or two dozen said people to make a decent living, a single dispensary has about half that man job opportunities and at end of the day a large portion of the funds made in such a manner are going to be lost to large corporations and politicians meaning the low qualification jobs they will open up are going to be just as shitty as the ones that already exist.

Like I understand the whole oh no crime is bad! outlook, I've been around the block I've seen some of the fucked up shit that can go down from a lawless society but I've also seen what happens when big companies monopolize shit and if pot becomes legalized I imagine it's probably going to the same way as tobacco and the cigarette.
User avatar #166 - thatoneiranianguy (11/19/2014) [-]
First off the last thing a pharmacist wants is pot to be legalized because that would be hell on earth for Big Pharma.

Anyway, many drug dealers are complete shit heads and many drug dealers are very nice respectful people. I know a few rich people that deal too just for the fun of it. That being said, these people can not hold back legalizing weed. Not to mention, I'm sure a lot of them are smart enough pot heads that they can work in the legal pot industry. They can open up their own shops, work in curing centers, begin small farming, - some people I know are science freaks about pot, always testing new things and shit. In the states that pot has become legalized people have been dedicating their time to the biotechnical aspect of pot growing. It's crazy, hilarious and great because it opens up official jobs for pot heads and dealers alike.

As for the tobacco comment, I never smoke big tobacco cigarettes - I grow my own tobacco for cigarettes, cigars/cigarilos, and pipe. I do still buy my own cigars though every now and then. Plus I also buy shisha for Hookah usage. So will marijuana become like big tobacco? Only if we let them just mass produce that and dump chemicals in it. Local, natural process is better overall for us and the community.

Shit can work even for the dealers, they just have to apply themselves in this changing times.
#164 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
didn't mean to underline the all I meant to cross it out.
#2 - generic glasses, generic jeans and a tight graphic T? That's j…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on The "Asian kid starter pack" -1
#6 - lotengo (11/19/2014) [-]
Its a ManUnited shirt, pretty big club with fans all over the world, a lot of them in Asia
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#14 - Quick search of what? the grey guard? It's a class that requir…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#16 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But it's still for the good. Looking at the chart above us, we somehow ended in completely wrong part of it, which is upper right one, utilitarianism. I assume you're talking about Sacrament of the True Faith. It clearly states that gray guard still is servant of his deity and pissing off your deity means no more paladin and gray guard powers. Hell, you can't even use atonement then. As GM, I'd allow this class, but warn player that as more prone to corruption than normal paladin, his deity will keep an eye on him.

So no, evil acts will pretty much leave you classless. At best gray guards are neutral good.
#18 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity directly, it clearly states in the players handbook of the game that you can choose to worship a cause or ideal and draw divine powers from that.

What you're really not getting from dndtools as opposed to the book though is all the fluff of the greyguard, they're explained as the guys that do bad shit as long as it's for the greater good, they're called grey guards because what they do is considered morally grey. They whole class is all about playing dirty and in the class description it talks about resorting to shit like torture, lieing, and stealing, they get bluff as a class skill and essentially the morally grey force of the world.

there are characters are both good and evil in the DND alignment as another interpretation of true neutral is someone who swings to both extremes rather than to none.
#112 - people didn't rarely got worked up about video games as a cult… 11/19/2014 on Starting to love xbox more... 0
#12 - there's a class called the grey guard that's exactly that.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#13 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search gave me one, clear, simple answer. Lawful good.
#14 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search of what? the grey guard? It's a class that requires you be lawful good sure but one of its first abilities is it lets you do shit against your alignment without worrying about it changing. the entire class is basically you get to 'bend' your alignment restrictions to fit your needs claiming anything you so desire as the greater good.
#16 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But it's still for the good. Looking at the chart above us, we somehow ended in completely wrong part of it, which is upper right one, utilitarianism. I assume you're talking about Sacrament of the True Faith. It clearly states that gray guard still is servant of his deity and pissing off your deity means no more paladin and gray guard powers. Hell, you can't even use atonement then. As GM, I'd allow this class, but warn player that as more prone to corruption than normal paladin, his deity will keep an eye on him.

So no, evil acts will pretty much leave you classless. At best gray guards are neutral good.
#18 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity directly, it clearly states in the players handbook of the game that you can choose to worship a cause or ideal and draw divine powers from that.

What you're really not getting from dndtools as opposed to the book though is all the fluff of the greyguard, they're explained as the guys that do bad shit as long as it's for the greater good, they're called grey guards because what they do is considered morally grey. They whole class is all about playing dirty and in the class description it talks about resorting to shit like torture, lieing, and stealing, they get bluff as a class skill and essentially the morally grey force of the world.

there are characters are both good and evil in the DND alignment as another interpretation of true neutral is someone who swings to both extremes rather than to none.
#9 - I said that neutral evil and neutral good aren't perfect oppos…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#11 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But they are absolute opposites. Neutral good does everything that he considers good, while neutral evil does everything that he considers evil. Their relation to law and chaos isn't important, because they aren't bothered by these concepts. There is something you could call common ground, but they don't care about it.

Not to mention, I've proven you can easily combine hedonism and speciesism. Can you create "evil good" character?
#12 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
there's a class called the grey guard that's exactly that.
#13 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search gave me one, clear, simple answer. Lawful good.
#14 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search of what? the grey guard? It's a class that requires you be lawful good sure but one of its first abilities is it lets you do shit against your alignment without worrying about it changing. the entire class is basically you get to 'bend' your alignment restrictions to fit your needs claiming anything you so desire as the greater good.
#16 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But it's still for the good. Looking at the chart above us, we somehow ended in completely wrong part of it, which is upper right one, utilitarianism. I assume you're talking about Sacrament of the True Faith. It clearly states that gray guard still is servant of his deity and pissing off your deity means no more paladin and gray guard powers. Hell, you can't even use atonement then. As GM, I'd allow this class, but warn player that as more prone to corruption than normal paladin, his deity will keep an eye on him.

So no, evil acts will pretty much leave you classless. At best gray guards are neutral good.
#18 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity directly, it clearly states in the players handbook of the game that you can choose to worship a cause or ideal and draw divine powers from that.

What you're really not getting from dndtools as opposed to the book though is all the fluff of the greyguard, they're explained as the guys that do bad shit as long as it's for the greater good, they're called grey guards because what they do is considered morally grey. They whole class is all about playing dirty and in the class description it talks about resorting to shit like torture, lieing, and stealing, they get bluff as a class skill and essentially the morally grey force of the world.

there are characters are both good and evil in the DND alignment as another interpretation of true neutral is someone who swings to both extremes rather than to none.
#5 - It's because at some point they were summoned from hell the de… 11/19/2014 on A question I often find... +2
#7 - it's mirroring an alignment chart, ones in the position where …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#8 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
You just fucking said good and evil aren't supposed to be opposite. Please, rephrase it, because I refuse to believe that's what you meant.
#9 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
I said that neutral evil and neutral good aren't perfect opposites because they share a common ground on the law/chaos axis.
#11 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But they are absolute opposites. Neutral good does everything that he considers good, while neutral evil does everything that he considers evil. Their relation to law and chaos isn't important, because they aren't bothered by these concepts. There is something you could call common ground, but they don't care about it.

Not to mention, I've proven you can easily combine hedonism and speciesism. Can you create "evil good" character?
#12 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
there's a class called the grey guard that's exactly that.
#13 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search gave me one, clear, simple answer. Lawful good.
#14 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search of what? the grey guard? It's a class that requires you be lawful good sure but one of its first abilities is it lets you do shit against your alignment without worrying about it changing. the entire class is basically you get to 'bend' your alignment restrictions to fit your needs claiming anything you so desire as the greater good.
#16 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
But it's still for the good. Looking at the chart above us, we somehow ended in completely wrong part of it, which is upper right one, utilitarianism. I assume you're talking about Sacrament of the True Faith. It clearly states that gray guard still is servant of his deity and pissing off your deity means no more paladin and gray guard powers. Hell, you can't even use atonement then. As GM, I'd allow this class, but warn player that as more prone to corruption than normal paladin, his deity will keep an eye on him.

So no, evil acts will pretty much leave you classless. At best gray guards are neutral good.
#18 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity directly, it clearly states in the players handbook of the game that you can choose to worship a cause or ideal and draw divine powers from that.

What you're really not getting from dndtools as opposed to the book though is all the fluff of the greyguard, they're explained as the guys that do bad shit as long as it's for the greater good, they're called grey guards because what they do is considered morally grey. They whole class is all about playing dirty and in the class description it talks about resorting to shit like torture, lieing, and stealing, they get bluff as a class skill and essentially the morally grey force of the world.

there are characters are both good and evil in the DND alignment as another interpretation of true neutral is someone who swings to both extremes rather than to none.
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#60 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
At least Will Smith got to express how he really feels about that faggot without looking like a terrible person/parent to the media.
#54 - grandterskrasao (11/20/2014) [-]
Vin Diesel does pretty good in his Riddick movies.
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They? His father took all those descisions ;)
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#5 - when I was 12 I tried gelling my hair and it turned out like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on it's time to rekt 0
User avatar #9 - lotengo (11/19/2014) [-]
so you suddenly stopped styling your hair and let it harden while it looked like that?
#12 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
No I just used a handful of 10 year old styling gel from the 80s globed into medium long hair and rubbed it around without any knowledge of what to do and it froze and looked like that.
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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