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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:11/29/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1309
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 10030 total,  11880 ,  1850
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:5408
FJ Points:5035

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#152 - I don't think that Odin is the one who decides who is and who …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Want sum fuk? +6
User avatar #184 - trollmobile (11/18/2014) [-]
only in the movie as far as i know
#151 - I disagree with you but I'm not going to thumb this down becau…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Want sum fuk? +2
User avatar #166 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
easy come, easy go
#173 - darkchoc (11/18/2014) [-]
little high, little low
User avatar #175 - wellimnotsure (11/18/2014) [-]
Penis
#176 - darkchoc (11/18/2014) [-]
Close enough
#7 - the only one that made any sense to me was the chimp one and t… 11/17/2014 on some facts for you all +9
#37 - another strong possibility is that Arceus didn't create the un… 11/17/2014 on First Pokemon 0
#369 - sit on funny junk  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Entertain Me +7
#498 - twentyseconds (11/17/2014) [-]
tell me more about the strange junk you sit on
#9 - I dunno it's kind of weird drawing your own porn because it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Agree 100% +33
User avatar #83 - domny (11/17/2014) [-]
I fap to my own porn
#79 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
draw it when you're horny
#15 - or perhaps pokemon subscribes to the multiverse theory and mew…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on First Pokemon 0
User avatar #18 - killerliquid (11/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not impossible considering the Distortion Dimension exists
#13 - Mew is the first genetically, Rhydon is the first realisticall…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2014 on First Pokemon 0
#36 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
Or Mew and Arceus are genetically different...


Following this, Arceus could be something else than a "Pokemon" and he was the one who created Mew. After, he could have created all other Pokemon from the DNA of it.
#37 - amuzen (11/17/2014) [-]
another strong possibility is that Arceus didn't create the universe seeing as how it's pokedex entries all specify that 'its said in mythology' or have some sort of clause suggesting that it's status as god of the universe may be a bit exxagerated
User avatar #14 - meganinja (11/16/2014) [-]
Arceus created the universe in which he himself was then later created. Duh.
#15 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
or perhaps pokemon subscribes to the multiverse theory and mew and arceus were orginally from another universe.
User avatar #18 - killerliquid (11/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not impossible considering the Distortion Dimension exists
#30 - With kittens it's a lot easier than you'd imagine, you think, … 11/16/2014 on Cat 35 0
#24 - well I mean after knowing someone for five seconds that's basi… 11/16/2014 on I love him -1
#16 - Probably Square Enix, the only thing I didn't really like abou… 11/16/2014 on Cinametics 'n stuff -1
#12 - Other smash hits include I don't know what pokemon is, and… 11/16/2014 on Gamergate -1
#11 - I don't know what legend of korra is, and at this point I'm to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Gamergate -1
#12 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
Other smash hits include
I don't know what pokemon is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what 9/11 is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what time I was supposed to check in, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know what her name is, and at this point I'm to afraid to ask!
I don't know if I'm wearing pants, and at this point I'm to afraid to check!
Yeah sorry not really funny I just ran into three posts that followed the phrasing back to back by hitting the random button
#5 - Yeah they are. 11/16/2014 on Pokemon X & Y +3
#4 - the problem with the logic here is that just because rape invo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on I knew cod was rape! -2
#9 - bloodofgaea (11/17/2014) [-]
Arm wrestling tournament = Mass rape.
#96 - as was mine but I misspellt achtually and didn't have the prop… 11/16/2014 on Read desc. -2
#50 - Actually samurai sword would be more accurate if you hadn't ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Read desc. +1
User avatar #95 - meowykins (11/16/2014) [-]
It was a joke :c
#96 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
as was mine but I misspellt achtually and didn't have the proper reaction pic.
#111 - we had something like that as well except it was just 1 comput… 11/16/2014 on Remember? -1
#28 - in pokemon Y I got lucky and caught every legendary in the gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Item Hoarder +2
User avatar #88 - meganinja (11/16/2014) [-]
In pokemon Y the catch rates are super easy. First time I fought Xerneas I'm like 'heh, I'll throw a pokeball at it for shits and giggles turn 1 to see if it somehow works.' and I caught it with that pokeball. I've heard the catch rate for it is on par with an eevee.
#46 - dameush (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah i used my masterball on a shiny abra (no regrets.. it's been a competitive ass kicker despite having some flawed stats) but I actually managed to catch the other legendaries by just tossing balls at them repeatedly.. (I didn't even weaken mewtwo.. tool me 15 minutes of just tossing balls but it worked)
#28 - yeah but it's impossible to tell if they're thinner because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Brain Fact Comp. 0
User avatar #37 - skullbones (11/16/2014) [-]
The first two look like photographs, but the third looks like a scan. Also, the the second appears to be higher contrast than the first.
#12 - Well I mean yeah, if you claim ALL the space for cars and peop…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Car public Space +4
#14 - grimfuck (11/16/2014) [-]
my problem is not WHERE they are riding buy HOW they are riding.

If there is no bike lane and they are forced into the street, they need to obey ALL traffic laws as if they were a vehicle. stopping at red lights, stopping at stop signs, signaling turns.
#26 - loctos (11/16/2014) [-]
Where I live, bicycles are treated as vehicles.
#41 - grimfuck (11/16/2014) [-]
Me too, but they just don't care.

Let me not condemn an entire group, however the majority I see are class act ass holes.
#45 - loctos (11/17/2014) [-]
I actually had a cyclist run into me. the cops took my side because he slammed into the rear of my car as i was turning. so, i got repairs and stuff. it was great day.
#26 - at least part of the reason the last one looks so different is…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Brain Fact Comp. -1
User avatar #27 - pedestrianx (11/16/2014) [-]
That is true, but with that considered it is still pretty bad. The lines on the brain look much thinner
#28 - amuzen (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah but it's impossible to tell if they're thinner because the camera perceives depth differently or if they're thinner because in actual physical space they're just thinner.
User avatar #37 - skullbones (11/16/2014) [-]
The first two look like photographs, but the third looks like a scan. Also, the the second appears to be higher contrast than the first.
#6 - I don't know about the anime but in the manga they requi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Reality +1
User avatar #7 - Tusura (11/15/2014) [-]
I'm kinda drunk and didn't realize which technique you were referring to.

You are correct sir, and on that note I was always confused as well.
Naruto could have been a much better story, but I think Kishi just kinda got tired of it.
#49 - Thor proceed to walk out into the street shouting peppers name… 11/14/2014 on Loki 2 0
#9 - impaling and mount were kind of odd words when I was 5 I think… 11/14/2014 on Comments. +2
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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