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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1973
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 12001 total,  14222 ,  2221
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 302 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:6449
FJ Points:6571

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#153 - nah man being poor is a lot worse than being a nig nog, bigges… 04/12/2015 on Obama's birth video -1
#151 - I'm fat, lazy, and poor.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Obama's birth video +3
User avatar #152 - ronyx (04/12/2015) [-]
Doesnt beat being a nig nog
#153 - amuzen (04/12/2015) [-]
nah man being poor is a lot worse than being a nig nog, biggest problem with being a nig nog is that you're usually poor, nig nog born into a rich family they basically white.
#126 - yeah but the genie gave him more than what the standard wish w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Anden i lampan yo 0
User avatar #129 - winstonwolfe (04/12/2015) [-]
Could have been "dirty" bulking and just wasn't finding it easy to "cleanly" cut down his weight...
#55 - What if it's like a furnace that doesn't let out much heat and… 04/12/2015 on Dammit Joe 0
#119 - the genie made him super buff using magic before he ripped him…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Anden i lampan yo 0
User avatar #125 - winstonwolfe (04/12/2015) [-]
A six pack doesnt really say one has super human strength that can harm themselves that way.
#126 - amuzen (04/12/2015) [-]
yeah but the genie gave him more than what the standard wish would imply, I mean he grew abs even though it clearly shows he wished for beer and the genie understood his wish for beer, not unreasonable to think his arm muscles also would've been created by the same trick the genie did to give him abs.
User avatar #129 - winstonwolfe (04/12/2015) [-]
Could have been "dirty" bulking and just wasn't finding it easy to "cleanly" cut down his weight...
#32 - a girl with long red hair, an emo chick, a stoner joke charact… 04/12/2015 on Find the differences +3
#12 - Might just be a southern thing, we don't have anything like th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Tit el +16
User avatar #17 - oxymoronking (04/12/2015) [-]
we dont have anything like it in oregon either
filthy self pumping causals
#2 - that's exactly what I was thinking, like even if he had super … 04/11/2015 on The Nose knows 0
#4 - easier to list the similiarities since there's only like 4 sim…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Find the differences +24
User avatar #31 - arealbountyhunter (04/12/2015) [-]
yeh, but you gotta admit it... they look like the teen titans.
#32 - amuzen (04/12/2015) [-]
a girl with long red hair, an emo chick, a stoner joke character, a kid with spiky black hair, and a black dude. beyond that they're connections are pretty tenuous.
#7 - it's got nothing to do with blocking someone in, he's stealing…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Tit el +11
#29 - dragonofred (04/12/2015) [-]
It's just a general fear that it may cause a spark, even though its proven to not.

When I worked at one, they were more afraid of idiots dropping their phone or object like that to make a spark on the ground, rather than any silly reason.
User avatar #10 - goodhomer (04/11/2015) [-]
Yes, there is a rule that you can't use cell phones at a gas pump. There are even warning signs on them. Phones have electricity, electric spark + gas = boom.
#30 - noschool (04/12/2015) [-]
ya but when's the last time you've seen a phone electrocute someone or give off an electric zap? the odds are astronomically low most of the few cases being when the phone was plugged into a wall. , probable in the level of a lightning striking causing gas fumes to ignite at a gas station.
User avatar #16 - TheMather (04/12/2015) [-]
You do know that the pump itself uses electricity as well, right?
#12 - amuzen (04/11/2015) [-]
Might just be a southern thing, we don't have anything like that here in Washington but I noticed when you go further south they start having signs with warnings in regards to static electricity (like tips to ground to yourself and what not) so I could imagine that evolving into a sort of paranoia at some places in the south. (it's also possible that it's just a regional thing where you live because they had some sort of prior freak accident that was attributed to a cellphone so they banned em, that kind of thing happens a lot) you also could be misinterpreting the signs entirely and they could mean don't dawdle on your cell phone while filling your gas because there's people in line behind you, don't use your cellphone while driving (which is illegal most places) Either way, that's not a rule, a law, or even a form of bad manners in Alaska, Washington, Oregon, or British Columbia and I don't think it's a rule most other places in the US.

Also on a side note you would think if the gas pumps were that sensitive to electricity within a contained electrical device ~20 ft away, then we'd have a serious problem with car batteries exploding since they pack way more voltage than cellphones and are a lot less isolated, not to mention the gas stations that are generally about that far away from the pumps as from where the picture is being taken are filled with electronics like fridges, the cash register/computer, industrial lighting, security cameras etc etc.
User avatar #17 - oxymoronking (04/12/2015) [-]
we dont have anything like it in oregon either
filthy self pumping causals
#11 - dzimo (04/11/2015) [-]
provide picture or gtfo.
#22 - TheMasterBaconator (04/12/2015) [-]
#92 - the guy who posted three moves at once and broke the rhythm of… 04/10/2015 on FJ plays Tic Tac Toe 0
#129 - eh more like 52.5% since 9/10 times Eren's going to enter tita… 04/10/2015 on arms 0
#3 - well I mean the road to science thus far has more been paved b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Head Transplant +2
#4 - Byte (04/10/2015) [-]
Okay sometimes it's paved with Nazi's and corpses. But it all works out for the better...?
#36 - I use these and I like them well enough, the sound is isolated… 04/10/2015 on Look at our lives 0
#56 - I hate eating with my sister/mother but love eating with my br… 04/10/2015 on Working in retail. 0
#49 - just watched the first episode looks ok, they do an 8 year tim… 04/10/2015 on When things escalate too... +4
#16 - I imagine they would have a finite amount of lasers since the … 04/10/2015 on Greedo shot first +1
#27 - here's a question, what's better, living in a small one bedroo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Ding Dong 0
#29 - micekill (04/10/2015) [-]
isolation, you can still go out and invite peeple to the house, the difference is that you have a choice.
also that even if you are good friends, you are bound to get mad at each other over long periods of time
#267 - anime started to become a bit inbred because second generation… 04/09/2015 on Anime = Trash 0
#72 - Cryptic spell healer (I've got two last names) 04/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#255 - The brutal devil monster (I got two last names.) 04/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#138 - Dualism Vedara's terraformer and life giver Ezaja's in… 04/09/2015 on CYOA Disciples 0
#497 - if that's the case they shouldn't charge separately for it, th… 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes 0
#419 - Same here, as far as I can tell letting them do that shouldn't…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +2
User avatar #451 - ruebezahl (04/09/2015) [-]
I don't see the photoshop part as separate from the photography job. In analog photography, pictures had to be developed. Nowadays, Photoshop has replaced that process. Still, it's a part of the photographer's job to deliver developed pictures instead of "raw material".

Sure, the photographer can just deliver the unedited pictures. I already know the customer's reaction: "Wow, a lot of these look like shit. We're not paying you!"
#497 - amuzen (04/09/2015) [-]
if that's the case they shouldn't charge separately for it, they should just say the editing is free with the photographing bundle.
User avatar #420 - mrturferpop (04/09/2015) [-]
Exactly, and why lose money from it as well?
"Oh noes, your son is going to edit the photos that I've taken, I better not sell them to you at all and lose the money I was going to get"
User avatar #455 - majordeadpool (04/09/2015) [-]
If it was just family photos, I doubt they'd care. But if its on a site or used for business purposes, someone would see the photos and either want to or not want to consider hiring the person who took them. If some kid ruined the photos in photoshop and decreased the quality, it could hurt their chance of getting hired based on previous work.

"Wow, all these look terrible, I should find someone else to take my photos."
User avatar #424 - Toshiro (04/09/2015) [-]
"Your photos look like shit!" - Terrible photoshopping all over
#117 - keep in mind it's a sex robot with a program for fingering and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on I want a familiar 0
User avatar #121 - thereapercraft (04/09/2015) [-]
It's a sex robot and it's female, the only thing that could make that bad is if she has a penis.

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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