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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1420
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 12704 total,  14982 ,  2278
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:6580
FJ Points:7078

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#30 - I spent like 2 minutes trying to figure out what you were tryi… 05/04/2015 on Little fluffs +2
#183 - no reason it just kind of seemed like one of those posts since… 05/04/2015 on Prepare to die 0
#179 - pound of dice like that is worth about 25 bucks whic…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Prepare to die 0
User avatar #181 - Kairyuka (05/04/2015) [-]
Why does it have to be impressive? I'm just happy I got a fuckton of dice
#183 - amuzen (05/04/2015) [-]
no reason it just kind of seemed like one of those posts since it was on funnyjunk and not facebook.
#78 - meh, the fact that it's stuck is more the fault of the set up … 05/04/2015 on Dad +13
#61 - I feel like that's trolling or griefing someone rather than pr… 05/04/2015 on U avin a laff m8? 0
#63 - I could do that for texts only but it's kind of a hassle becau…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on wake up call 0
User avatar #67 - liesbetold (05/04/2015) [-]
My phone has button on the side that changes it to silent and the alarms always have sound because I made changed it that way. Is that not possible with all phones?
#73 - amuzen (05/04/2015) [-]
only buttons on my phone are the overall volume and the power, every other setting has to be accessed via the settings tabs or the quick settings, if I use my quick settings to turn my phone to silent it also silences my alarm so in order to turn it off for just texting I have to mess with the settings, not really sure how it would be done exactly but I'm sure tha tI can there's like a thousand settings on this thing.
#84 - I don't think he ever even really knew because I don't think t… 05/04/2015 on Sampsuns 0
#50 - Depends on how fast the water is flooding in but generally spe… 05/04/2015 on Environmental issues 0
#24 - the response I had to that guy was a counter point to why in a… 05/03/2015 on Environmental issues 0
#22 - Not to mention I'm not seeing any other buckets on that boat a… 05/03/2015 on Environmental issues 0
#21 - lots of boats take water like that and have a bucket for dumpi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Environmental issues 0
User avatar #49 - uwbymannen (05/04/2015) [-]
My assumption was that they would not be able to dump the water from the bat in the same phase that the water is flooding in.
#50 - amuzen (05/04/2015) [-]
Depends on how fast the water is flooding in but generally speaking when a boat like that springs a hole that doesn't flood it outright immediately someone with a bucket will be enough to stop it from sinking for a few hours.
#23 - Absolute Madman (05/03/2015) [-]
yeah, hopefully we are going to crash our planet into more capable ecosystem. What are we discussing here.
#24 - amuzen (05/03/2015) [-]
the response I had to that guy was a counter point to why in a situation on a boat like that it would still be a good idea to sit on the top of the boat rather than go to the back based on the content.
#10 - Is this Disney? 05/03/2015 on A walk through a dog's... 0
#28 - I kind of feel like he would if only for PR and to save a hand… 05/03/2015 on Good movie tho 0
#49 - I've been told it's just a white guy who wants to be Asian, ac… 05/03/2015 on Weeaboos. 0
#46 - Otaku's worse than a Weeaboo really. I never understo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Weeaboos. 0
User avatar #47 - juter (05/03/2015) [-]
I've always thought that weeaboos were just the bad, extreme offshoot of otaku.
#49 - amuzen (05/03/2015) [-]
I've been told it's just a white guy who wants to be Asian, according to Urban dictionary it's just an alternate for Wapanese which is a white person who wants to be asian.

Generally speaking it's used to refer to white people that (poorly) attempt to learn about asian culture and like asian media, kind of like an asian version of wigger/crackers.

I guess it's been built on a lot in the last couple of years to mean the same thing as Otaku/neckbeard, which I suppose is probably because everyone's afraid to just come out and call people nerds these days since that's what the description for all these words is essentially trying to say.
#20 - when my friend moved out to go to college within 2 months his …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Gamestop +5
User avatar #49 - muthsera (05/03/2015) [-]
Who the fuck doesn't take this shit with them? At least his favourite ones and the box itself.
#59 - I want americans crap metal to right up there with asians read… 05/03/2015 on url +1
#33 - that's didn't know that, even so it would still be pretty damn…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on Face of regret 0
User avatar #34 - charagrin (05/03/2015) [-]
Depends, I am an avid BP hobbyist, and even with a full and a half lod my 8 inch BP pistol generlly only penetrates an inch or 2 of paper, which equals 4-6 inches of flesh. Might be lethal, definitely crippling, but with a sword I would say it's a fair chance either way, unless it was a head or throat shot of course.
#31 - yeah and then the guy with the gun just has to casually stroll… 05/03/2015 on Face of regret 0
#16 - I learned to 'read' at 3 which is to say I could sound out wor… 05/03/2015 on 10 or 11 years 0
#18 - yeah but when you say 'wasn't particularly accurate' what you …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Face of regret 0
User avatar #32 - charagrin (05/03/2015) [-]
Actually flintlock ball ammo did not fragment, it is one of the reasons ball ammo was replaced by modern hollowpoints, and why the military uses ball ammo at all.
#33 - amuzen (05/03/2015) [-]
that's didn't know that, even so it would still be pretty damn painful getting shot with something like that, painful enough that I'm fairly certain and extra 4 feet of sharpened steel isn't going to give much and of a advantage in a fight.
User avatar #34 - charagrin (05/03/2015) [-]
Depends, I am an avid BP hobbyist, and even with a full and a half lod my 8 inch BP pistol generlly only penetrates an inch or 2 of paper, which equals 4-6 inches of flesh. Might be lethal, definitely crippling, but with a sword I would say it's a fair chance either way, unless it was a head or throat shot of course.
User avatar #26 - meganinja (05/03/2015) [-]
Except typically each party took 10 paces before a duel, that's about 20 yards and very often duels in the old days would not have any hits landed.
#27 - Absolute Madman (05/03/2015) [-]
but the dude with the gun could just chill and wait for the guy with the sword to move closer to be able to use his weapon and then the guy with the gun would just be like bam you just walked into a better distance for me to hit this shot. BOOM.
User avatar #29 - meganinja (05/03/2015) [-]
And the dude with the sword could just wait too.
#31 - amuzen (05/03/2015) [-]
yeah and then the guy with the gun just has to casually stroll towards him arm out reached until he's within range of the shot, I'm fairly certain booking it is against the rules in duels.
#22 - fappafappafap (05/03/2015) [-]
Well we don't if the swordsman would immediately stop. Many people can keep on charging even after being shot-Michael Brown for example.

And a sword thrust into the stomach or chest is just as fatal. It does depend on how far they start off from each other.

Then again we are overanalyzing a joke.
#3 - rescue workers like, I'm just gonna slide this in here. 05/02/2015 on being helpful +2
#22 - my list of recently read things goes Dresden files … 05/01/2015 on Reading material 0
#10 - the situation you describe kind of makes it sound like he's ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on U wut m8 +6
#11 - ygdosst (04/30/2015) [-]
That's why it's not perfect, but he did end up taking something from us: The integrity and labour-of-love inspiration within the modding community.

And I don't know if we have it back yet, even now, when a few modders have show their true colors in the face of greed.
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (04/30/2015) [-]
They didn't take anything from us though.

They simply introduced a method of supporting modders, but executed it poorly. It was a good idea, they just went about it wrong.

But of course when whiney little shits like you cried and cried and cried about it, they changed it back an ad refunded everyone. No harm, no foul.

And don't say millions of people. Thousands maybe, but not millions.
#31 - ygdosst (04/30/2015) [-]
>They simply introduced a method of supporting modders
By intentionally removing their donation links and forcing any and all money yo go through them at a 75% tariff?
And actively encouraging people to steal from non-monetized mods to sell because "Its free, and not protected by our EULA"

America started it's war for Independence over bullshit less than that. And I don't see how the fuck that helps modders in any way.
User avatar #33 - subaqueousreach (04/30/2015) [-]
>It was a good idea, they just went about it wrong.

If you're gonna quote, quote the context. Valve's 30% is their standard on community transactions. They host the server, the safe transaction methods, etc... They do it on all the DOTA and Steam item sales. Bethesda's 45% was a bit much. If they had taken a smaller cut, then the system probably would have worked much better.

The thing is though, you and all the other cry babies didn't care about the cut Bethesda or Valve were getting, you only cared that you had to pay anything to play these mods.

Not to mention, Valve nor Bethesda endorsed any kind of theft of property. The fishing mod relied on another mod to function to it's fullest, which was credited, but was not actually required to function entirely. The animations simply looked better. Nothing was stolen, because the mod was free to begin with and still was after mods were monetized.
#9 - that's kind of true but I mean what's your point? Valve gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on U wut m8 +11
User avatar #29 - LifeIsADisease (04/30/2015) [-]
Just like Hitler did nothing wrong.

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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