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#7 - it's mirroring an alignment chart, ones in the position where …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Anime Philosophy Chart 0
#8 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
You just fucking said good and evil aren't supposed to be opposite. Please, rephrase it, because I refuse to believe that's what you meant.
#9 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
I said that neutral evil and neutral good aren't perfect opposites because they share a common ground on the law/chaos axis.
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
But they are absolute opposites. Neutral good does everything that he considers good, while neutral evil does everything that he considers evil. Their relation to law and chaos isn't important, because they aren't bothered by these concepts. There is something you could call common ground, but they don't care about it.

Not to mention, I've proven you can easily combine hedonism and speciesism. Can you create "evil good" character?
#12 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
there's a class called the grey guard that's exactly that.
#13 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search gave me one, clear, simple answer. Lawful good.
#14 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick search of what? the grey guard? It's a class that requires you be lawful good sure but one of its first abilities is it lets you do shit against your alignment without worrying about it changing. the entire class is basically you get to 'bend' your alignment restrictions to fit your needs claiming anything you so desire as the greater good.
#16 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
But it's still for the good. Looking at the chart above us, we somehow ended in completely wrong part of it, which is upper right one, utilitarianism. I assume you're talking about Sacrament of the True Faith. It clearly states that gray guard still is servant of his deity and pissing off your deity means no more paladin and gray guard powers. Hell, you can't even use atonement then. As GM, I'd allow this class, but warn player that as more prone to corruption than normal paladin, his deity will keep an eye on him.

So no, evil acts will pretty much leave you classless. At best gray guards are neutral good.
#18 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
the funny thing there is you don't have to worship a deity directly, it clearly states in the players handbook of the game that you can choose to worship a cause or ideal and draw divine powers from that.

What you're really not getting from dndtools as opposed to the book though is all the fluff of the greyguard, they're explained as the guys that do bad shit as long as it's for the greater good, they're called grey guards because what they do is considered morally grey. They whole class is all about playing dirty and in the class description it talks about resorting to shit like torture, lieing, and stealing, they get bluff as a class skill and essentially the morally grey force of the world.

there are characters are both good and evil in the DND alignment as another interpretation of true neutral is someone who swings to both extremes rather than to none.
#1 - I watched after earth the other day and it first it wasn't so …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on 12 quotes from Jaden and... +7
#60 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
At least Will Smith got to express how he really feels about that faggot without looking like a terrible person/parent to the media.
#54 - grandterskrasao (11/20/2014) [-]
Vin Diesel does pretty good in his Riddick movies.
#10 - klutzyspy (11/20/2014) [-]
They? His father took all those descisions ;)
#12 - No I just used a handful of 10 year old styling gel from the 8… 11/19/2014 on it's time to rekt 0
#5 - when I was 12 I tried gelling my hair and it turned out like t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on it's time to rekt 0
User avatar #9 - lotengo (11/19/2014) [-]
so you suddenly stopped styling your hair and let it harden while it looked like that?
#12 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
No I just used a handful of 10 year old styling gel from the 80s globed into medium long hair and rubbed it around without any knowledge of what to do and it froze and looked like that.
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#21 - jimmytwoshoes (11/19/2014) [-]
so do i...
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#19 - the Storm trooper is such a generic cosplay costume I don't e…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on People of waltm.... WTF 0
#20 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - ScottP (11/19/2014) [-]
Have 50 storm-troopers go into a bank and rob it. The police show up. Set lasers to stun
#22 - amuzen (11/19/2014) [-]
That's a good point although having a good costume to get into the store without being recognized later isn't really the prime concern since you could just wear an unobtrusive 10 dollar grey hoody with one of those large black tooks and discard of the entire thing later with no worries and that would just be like, easier.
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i have no idea what those are
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how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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