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#9 - Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the st… 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... 0
#7 - I do an 8 hour train trip (Coach) once a month and with my lap…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... 0
#8 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
Both times I visited my gf, I had to take a 12 hour train ride, give or take. Probably closer to 14 hours. To and from. So like...50+ hours of my life on a train. I wanted to die.
#9 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the station 4 hours early (5 am) because that's when my ride was going to work, then the train was 3 hours late (2Pm)
All the electrical outlets in the station had been bolted over and a security guard would come and wake you up and threaten to throw you out if you so much as looked like you were about to fall asleep so my laptop died after 2 hours and the next 5 sucked
then when it came time to get on the train they gave us all assigned seat numbers and I got an aisle seat in a particular 'cozy' car right next to an old man that smelled of vomit and vodka. The electrical outlet in my seat didn't work and the train attendant, a particular obese man in his 40's refused to let me switch seats on grounds that all the open seats in the car were reserved for groups of 3 or 4 that may board later (They didn't)
then for the next 8 hours, every 15 minutes, this same obese security guard wannabe would walk down the aisles and would elbow in the face EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. After the 3rd time he stopped apologizing. This of course meant that I wasn't able to get to sleep on the train either.
towards the end of the trips almost everyone's off the train but me this old man and one other person, he still wouldn't let me switch to one of the dozens of empty seats.
8 hours of sitting there cramped, hot, nothing to do, and absolutely exhausted with a foul smell and the fat guy equivalent of a snooze function. I get off looking like hell.
So naturally, customs decides to detain me for another 2 hours because of something petty I don't even remember. (I think it had to do with me having two ID's with different middle names due to a screw up at the DMV a long time ago) by the time I get out of customs, the last city bus has come and gone so then I had to walk home another hour and a half in the rain.

One of my worst days this year.
#24 - has Jonah hill always been such a... big boy?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Jonah Hill And Morgan Freeman 0
User avatar #26 - thedesignerisdead (07/26/2014) [-]
he lost weight but no one liked healthy jonah hill so he got fat again.
User avatar #25 - stringfingerable (07/26/2014) [-]
He lost weight a while ago.
#59 - Yeah especially imagine how embarrassing it would be to drop y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Lightsaber Techniques 0
#82 - sytheris (07/26/2014) [-]
I've banked most of luke's desperate situations with the force on his inexperience with it. Most trained Jedi would be able to do a short range pull on their lightsaber.
#4 - Because eating healthy will as much as triple your monthly exp…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#13 - sloot (07/26/2014) [-]
I eat only macro-nutrient enriched foods and only spend 60 bucks a week. Chips, soda, and other junk food is much more expensive than tuna, oatmeal, chicken and other healthy foods. Instead of calling you an idiot I would be willing to share a typical "poor mans" healthy shopping list if you would like.
#15 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
Chips and junk food aren't even food it's more like candy, I'm saying eating food that hasn't been processed out the asshole is generally almost twice as much.

As for soda it's actually cheaper to buy soda than it is to buy bottled water or juice throughout a lot of the US (it's 1.00 dollar for 2 liters of soda, 1.50 for 1.5 liters of water, and 2.50 for 2 liters of orange/apple juice where I live)
This means if you don't have good tap water like at my place you either have to boil all your fluids (Tea/coffee) pay significantly extra for bottled healthy fluids, or just drink soda.

as for foods stuffs, oatmeal, chicken and tuna aren't exactly healthy, oatmeal's pretty lacking in nutrition and chances are the cheap tuna/chicken you get at the grocery store were very pretty mishandled before you got them. (Unless you got them from a butcher or a wharf in which case they weren't really all that cheap now were they?)

When it comes to eating 'healthy' quality matters and the cheap stuff you're expected to eat on a minimum/student budget is about as unhealthy as it gets.
#12 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
That;'s bullshit (unless your saying eating not healthy is buying only from the mcdonalds dollar menu and eating healthy is going to some fucked health grocery store where everything is grass fed and cost 8x more than it should. If you go to a normal grocery store(eg market basket, stop and shop etc) and buy food like chicken breast/ vegetables etc and prepare it yourself - it shouldn't be ridiculously costly and should be good for you (unless you don;t know how to cook/deep fry everything)
#7 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
Now im from europe and sure if you buy a higher quality of produce you pay more. But TRIPLE, not anywhere of the sorts. Prices are usually in the range of 10-20% higher then similar products.
Then again, fast food is also pretty expensive. Its not a "cheap" meal at macdonalds, its cheaper for me to do groceries and make my own meal. And healthier.

Is it so much different in the US?
User avatar #8 - toosexyforyou (07/26/2014) [-]
Healthy food that you don't have to cook might be triple. But, if you know how to cook vegetables, then you could easily eat healthy food and spend the same amount. The difference is the time to cook and people don't like to spend that time cooking.
#5 - I like laptops because I like to travel but traveling has some…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... +3
User avatar #14 - burnswhenipee (07/26/2014) [-]
I like laptops because I can browse FJ whilst having a shit
#6 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
12 hours on a train is NOT easy with or without a laptop.
#7 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
I do an 8 hour train trip (Coach) once a month and with my laptop, a game pad, and pair of headphones it's not too bad.
Sometimes it feels a little cramped if I'm sitting next to someone who seems disturbed by whats going on but
#8 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
Both times I visited my gf, I had to take a 12 hour train ride, give or take. Probably closer to 14 hours. To and from. So like...50+ hours of my life on a train. I wanted to die.
#9 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the station 4 hours early (5 am) because that's when my ride was going to work, then the train was 3 hours late (2Pm)
All the electrical outlets in the station had been bolted over and a security guard would come and wake you up and threaten to throw you out if you so much as looked like you were about to fall asleep so my laptop died after 2 hours and the next 5 sucked
then when it came time to get on the train they gave us all assigned seat numbers and I got an aisle seat in a particular 'cozy' car right next to an old man that smelled of vomit and vodka. The electrical outlet in my seat didn't work and the train attendant, a particular obese man in his 40's refused to let me switch seats on grounds that all the open seats in the car were reserved for groups of 3 or 4 that may board later (They didn't)
then for the next 8 hours, every 15 minutes, this same obese security guard wannabe would walk down the aisles and would elbow in the face EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. After the 3rd time he stopped apologizing. This of course meant that I wasn't able to get to sleep on the train either.
towards the end of the trips almost everyone's off the train but me this old man and one other person, he still wouldn't let me switch to one of the dozens of empty seats.
8 hours of sitting there cramped, hot, nothing to do, and absolutely exhausted with a foul smell and the fat guy equivalent of a snooze function. I get off looking like hell.
So naturally, customs decides to detain me for another 2 hours because of something petty I don't even remember. (I think it had to do with me having two ID's with different middle names due to a screw up at the DMV a long time ago) by the time I get out of customs, the last city bus has come and gone so then I had to walk home another hour and a half in the rain.

One of my worst days this year.
#36 - He's a grapple fighter. 07/25/2014 on Alternate Universes +1
#53 - I... Jacked off after this once. everytime i started to pause …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Wiping away the tears 0
User avatar #91 - sladee (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, did your endurance improve?
#71 - I always figured you got eaten whole and pooped out by the snake. 07/25/2014 on name it seath 0
#20 - He's also the only one that's not some sort of martial artist.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Alternate Universes +2
User avatar #40 - lotengo (07/25/2014) [-]
He'd kick ur ass in a 1vs1 irl m8
User avatar #35 - pokemonstheshiz (07/25/2014) [-]
How is Seismitoad a martial artist?
#36 - amuzen (07/25/2014) [-]
He's a grapple fighter.
#17 - today after pulling an all nighter at school in a windowless c… 07/25/2014 on Daily reminder +3
#1 - to be honest it's not really in the same vein as the other … 07/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#43 - ah well to be fair it's made of water vapor not actual rain. 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist 0
#36 - ?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist 0
User avatar #38 - theseventhmirror (07/24/2014) [-]
Description.
#111 - **amuzen rolls 3** 07/24/2014 on Anime in a nutshell 0
#25 - He's not like Deathstroke, he works more for fun than for prof… 07/24/2014 on Aww i love little girls 0
#2 - God Canada's full of presumptuous bastards.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Fucking Canada +1
User avatar #3 - thatuglynat (07/24/2014) [-]
sorry
#111 - I know right? I mean Slade wilson - Deathstroke Abusiv… 07/23/2014 on deadpool +1
#109 - I am part of the retarded fandom that hasn't read all the comi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on deadpool 0
User avatar #141 - isradam (07/23/2014) [-]
He's not NEARLY as lighthearted as those clippings make you think. Like that time he had to lobotimize Cable to save his life and everyone thinks he killed Cable and the entire world hates him for killing the equivalent of Jesus. Or the time T-Ray made him believe his wife wasn't his wife and he had killed her. Or the ENTIRE ARC where he tries to kill himself. Like, an entire season of comics of Deadpool trying to find out how to die.
User avatar #185 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
is there anywhere i can read the comics besides loitering at an actual comic book store? i really want to check out his stuff in more detail all the homo, god damn son those abs but idk if theres anything online
#195 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
#203 - dorfdorfdorf (07/23/2014) [-]
get an account on fj so that we can thumb you into fucking oblivion, you glorious bastard
#122 - saying one of the worst because you know it can't compete with… 07/23/2014 on Obamacare 0
#149 - to be fair at the time netflix was pretty much exclusively mai… 07/22/2014 on Random Fact comp. 44 0
#119 - to be fair super hero's are known to exaggerate their abilitie… 07/22/2014 on batman feels 0
#89 - Walt Disney wasn't alive for the 90's, 90's disney is still pa… 07/22/2014 on Bring back Walt 0
#56 - No he's stating that 80% of NYC's population in comparison to … 07/22/2014 on Louis CK 0
#33 - Before I moved to the city I would agree with you but after mo… 07/21/2014 on Pepsi hobo +3
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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