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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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Total Comments Made:6974
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#46 - I'm not sure about this. On the one hand I don't know anyone w… 07/22/2015 on I hope I'm Using This Right 0
#25 - I ******* hate people that are far enough left or far e… 07/22/2015 on Priorities +2
#11 - so are socks and sandals but because people are judgmental … 07/22/2015 on Life Choices +3
#59 - yeah in my opinion rather than making gay marriage 'legal' the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Ashley Madison +1
#61 - Kingsly (07/22/2015) [-]
I think your phrasing is a little off, but the government stepping out of marriage is definitely something I'd like to see.
#62 - amuzen (07/22/2015) [-]
I thought I had put quotation marks around 'legalizing' and 'outlawed'.

Because I mean like, they never arrested anyone for being gay and getting married to eachother, they just didn't recognize it as an official thing yet everyone called it 'legalizing' gay marriage instead of 'recognizing' gay marriage so therefore if they were to stop recognizing marriage they would be 'outlawing' marriage.

America changed the way the words 'legal' and 'illegal' work when it comes to marriage by being over the top about everything.
#51 - I just realized it could actually be pretty effective to make … 07/22/2015 on Harry Potter and the Ghetto... +1
#49 - So I tried to imagine a relatively low level situation where I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Harry Potter and the Ghetto... +1
#51 - amuzen (07/22/2015) [-]
I just realized it could actually be pretty effective to make a rogue 15 wizard 5 with the practiced spell caster feat from complete arcane and some sort of spell storing items, then you could consistently toss out magic missiles that hit no matter what and deal 8d6+5d4+5 damage 4 times a day before feats and items which I think is pretty good since one of the bigger weaknesses of Rogues I've found is monsters with huge natural armor values.
#263 - if he was saying he hated weed instead of 'I dont give a crap … 07/22/2015 on Maybe an actual unpopular... 0
#3 - also due to the nature of their agreement being that both of t… 07/22/2015 on pooh demon 0
#3 - flat chested girls in Japanese media are even more prevalent t… 07/22/2015 on Let's give them small boobs +1
#1 - thought it was gonna be get on my horse. 07/22/2015 on Blast From The Past 0
#72 - I loved Austin Powers because it felt like James bond but it e… 07/22/2015 on Best movies ever 0
#30 - yeah but that sounds stupid, plus it's still false because you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #31 - ninesundev (07/22/2015) [-]
ok, you've got me.
#27 - this one doesn't work as well because you can be picked up and…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #28 - ninesundev (07/22/2015) [-]
You were always in the upright state once more than you've on the ground state. Until you die.

Better?
#30 - amuzen (07/22/2015) [-]
yeah but that sounds stupid, plus it's still false because you start out in the ground state and end in the ground state so you're still down once more than you're up.
User avatar #31 - ninesundev (07/22/2015) [-]
ok, you've got me.
User avatar #29 - ninesundev (07/22/2015) [-]
typos don't matter ...
#50 - people have an asphyxiation fetish that's pretty common, maybe… 07/21/2015 on How an outdoorsman is born 0
#107 - Guys got a wife chance are he's getting pussy, he just has to … 07/21/2015 on o 0
#7 - I was confused, why did he buy food at a liquor store? and wh… 07/21/2015 on Homeless People Are Terrible 0
#5 - so no one gets to eat spicy chips because some people can't? 07/21/2015 on 2hot2handle +1
#8 - I read it wii will smith wii will smith stone U and then I tri… 07/21/2015 on wii 0
#10 - a better one for this would be noways leaving … 07/21/2015 on Aww yeah 0
#9 - down is vertically.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Aww yeah 0
#10 - amuzen (07/21/2015) [-]
a better one for this would be

noways
leaving
towards
offer
her
north.
#487 - good point, let's just kill everyone people are to expensive t… 07/20/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin 0
#52 - 22 and haven't had a girl friend since I was 14, starting to l…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Love your parents 0
User avatar #55 - arikel (07/20/2015) [-]
I fucking can't find the video.

This is the one I wanted to share I think. It's basically about how if you're doing everything right, and put yourself out there, it might be late, but you'll find someone. I'm 23 and I have 0 real life friends. Literally zero, I cut all ties. But I know there's a lot of time. Think about how old you are. Now think about how 1/4 of that time you weren't even intelligent enough to form a coherent enough sentence to count as a human. You've been alive for like, 15 years of which most you've spent in school.

I think you've just got a bad perception of how much fucking time you've got until you're actually fucked and not eligible. Chillax.
User avatar #54 - arikel (07/20/2015) [-]
Hang on, this might not have the part I wanted to share with you, I'm checking through it, I might need to link you to another one if it's not the one.
#49 - I wish you had just lied.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Love your parents 0
User avatar #51 - arikel (07/20/2015) [-]
But, on the bright side, you have one thing that I will never be able to have, the knowledge and will to do all that you weren't given to your children.

Sure I'll try to be a good father/mother to my children, but a person who hasn't had my privilege, I think, would be an amazing parent and enjoy the time spent together with their kids a lot more than someone like me would.
#52 - amuzen (07/20/2015) [-]
22 and haven't had a girl friend since I was 14, starting to look like I'm probably not going to end up having kids.
User avatar #55 - arikel (07/20/2015) [-]
I fucking can't find the video.

This is the one I wanted to share I think. It's basically about how if you're doing everything right, and put yourself out there, it might be late, but you'll find someone. I'm 23 and I have 0 real life friends. Literally zero, I cut all ties. But I know there's a lot of time. Think about how old you are. Now think about how 1/4 of that time you weren't even intelligent enough to form a coherent enough sentence to count as a human. You've been alive for like, 15 years of which most you've spent in school.

I think you've just got a bad perception of how much fucking time you've got until you're actually fucked and not eligible. Chillax.
User avatar #54 - arikel (07/20/2015) [-]
Hang on, this might not have the part I wanted to share with you, I'm checking through it, I might need to link you to another one if it's not the one.
#131 - It's actually because a lot of the German people disagreed wit… 07/20/2015 on Heil Asian Hitler +1
#153 - I agree it's stupid as a slogan but all these people acting li…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Developers are not gamers 0
User avatar #155 - distortedflare (07/20/2015) [-]
Well in a way it is. If you play games and are making one then the most important thing should be "would I play this?" my friend works at yoyo games and has recently moved to a new larger game company in Scotland and he even says that if you are not passionate about games, animation, art or what it is you do then people do not last long or get fired.

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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