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amuzen

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#4 - that sucks, everything pre PS2 is at thrift stores everywhere … 08/14/2015 on Gaming System 0
#1 - I had this terrible moment on the road the other day where I h… 08/13/2015 on Every time +3
#4 - basic color schemes, similar personalities, this head canon wo… 08/13/2015 on Mind Blown +4
#48 - I knew what sex 'was' at 10 so when sex ed came around at 14 m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Stole from tumblr +2
User avatar #57 - mirukawa (08/14/2015) [-]
They're also making male birth control now.
#227 - tarabostes (08/14/2015) [-]
I'll need one before goin' inside your pussy-cave baby ;)
#162 - I think blackmail and assault have a bigger punishment than ta… 08/13/2015 on Justice Boner (read Desc.) 0
#3 - It was a super fun game but the whole Origin thing was kind of…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Unpopular Game 0
User avatar #42 - Vo Spader (08/14/2015) [-]
it's on steam too
#43 - amuzen (08/14/2015) [-]
it wasn't until awhile after the company was dead and gone so they aren't making money from it's sales anymore so it doesn't really matter. Also, I bought it at Walmart and even with the disk I had to download origin then download the game itself from origin which really really sucked because I only had a 10 gigabyte a month download cap where I was living at the time so I had to wait a month after I bought it to play it which sorta pissed me off.
#1 - We aren't killing the earth, we're killing ourselves at the ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Humanity +5
#2 - truedancingturian (08/13/2015) [-]
true that
#5 - is the black cat dead or actually just sleeping? I've seen cat…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Wake up..... Why won't you... 0
#9 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
It's dead, Jim.
#8 - that's not waldo, if you go to 1:06 (where he zoomed in) waldo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Psychology - Noise vs Target +4
#16 - abbieru (08/14/2015) [-]
I thought I was the only one who noticed
#5 - pawns got a rule for moving normally, a rule for taking pieces…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Welcome to reality 0
#6 - funnyhat (08/14/2015) [-]
Yes, completely right, compared to checkers.

Honestly it has been so long I have forgotten what I was on about, but I think I was trying to say "Whoever made that comic (and OP) are obvious faggots who don't have the IQ to remember 10 rules".
#4 - Me and my old room mate would get a bunch of their dollar chee… 08/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#8 - I love it because it makes me feel like he's a super cheesy ma… 08/13/2015 on Shit 0
#2 - I feel really comfortable sleeping like that but I sleep like … 08/13/2015 on Burritos 0
#13 - but the northern water nation was the tribe of snobby ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Dance bending 0
#14 - murrlogic (08/13/2015) [-]
Because Katara and Korra are one level below violent subhuman apes

At least the Northern Water Tribe has control of their emotions.
#15 - yoshibee (09/01/2015) [-]
See, murr? This is why people don't like you.
#7 - water expands when it turns into ice, she usually has like 10-… 08/13/2015 on Safety first 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Sopy the soap +1
#6 - ubercookieboy Comment deleted by amuzen
#14 - Demon hunters were like rogues with a warlock motif.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on New WoW Expac 0
#15 - IamPinhead (08/13/2015) [-]
Dat dere agility focus
And their level 6 ability was amazing.
#22 - Aaaaaah **** you! The red circle made me …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Pretty Spooky +26
#27 - anonemous (08/13/2015) [-]
#15 - Ewwwwww.. 08/13/2015 on Astronauts 0
#9 - for the scenario I was presenting I was imagining it as being …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Demons in sweaters 0
User avatar #16 - shunkahawolf (08/13/2015) [-]
that sounds interesting but what if the 7 circles idea is true to some extent as well, so you would have demons who live in circles 7-9 who burn hot because the core of there planet is actually ice cold, the polar opposite of ours and it actually gets hotter as you get closer to the surface.
#7 - what if it's super low from living in a super hot environment?…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Demons in sweaters 0
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (08/13/2015) [-]
Shivering is for spirits, of which Demons are distinct from. To get into this argument, first we'd need to decide exactly what environment Hell is and how it's reflected onto the mind. Is it a physical place or simply made to look physical by the will of the beings within it? Is it all energy? Is it even a 'place' and not a state of mind?

After that, the denizens that live there, so on, so fourth.
#9 - amuzen (08/13/2015) [-]
for the scenario I was presenting I was imagining it as being a 'physical place' within the extra dimensional boundaries so sort of a conceptual in-between from 'physical' and 'temporal'

As for the environment I was picturing a giant furnace room sort of place where they feed the discarded husks of what remains of the souls the souls. The furnace itself doesn't stay lit because of this process, no in fact the opposite. Since the souls 'burn cold' essentially they're continually feeding the flames their discarded soul scraps in order to appease the otherwise all consuming inferno that is their home dimension, perhaps the other end of a gargantuan black hole where all the shit's pouring out of this dimension is errupting out like a volcano.

Rather than having a 'disinct' form they have a sort of 'conceptual' of what they could've been since their true forms exist outside the temporal boundaries it's possible they could be anything.

Also it's 2 in the morning and I'm drunk so normally I'd proof read that to make sure it makes sense, but I'm going to bed now, sooooo yeah this is probably all gibberish...
User avatar #16 - shunkahawolf (08/13/2015) [-]
that sounds interesting but what if the 7 circles idea is true to some extent as well, so you would have demons who live in circles 7-9 who burn hot because the core of there planet is actually ice cold, the polar opposite of ours and it actually gets hotter as you get closer to the surface.
#135 - you also get to that hell if your one of the rare few criminal…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Those last moments 0
User avatar #171 - angelious (08/13/2015) [-]
ghost rider is fallen angel given human host. not the devils avatar.
User avatar #136 - wertologist (08/13/2015) [-]
The comic panel says "No Hell = doesn't matter what we do". It would matter though considering there are multiple Hells in Marvel. The Ghost Rider Hell primarily has evil souls in it right? So being evil can end up getting you in there. I'm not sure about the other Hells, but I'm assuming being evil is a qualification for at least some of them.
#130 - from what I understand in the ghost rider universe you go to h…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Those last moments 0
User avatar #133 - wertologist (08/13/2015) [-]
If you only went to his Hell when you signed a contract, then there wouldn't be a whole lot of people in there. To my knowledge there hasn't been that many Ghost Riders. Doesn't the penance stare torture the guilty souls? That sounds like something that belongs in the "you did bad" Hell. It may not be the biblical Hell, but it's still a Hell in a way.
#135 - amuzen (08/13/2015) [-]
you also get to that hell if your one of the rare few criminals that are so bad the legendary ghost rider whose appearance is so rare it's only whispered about in legends and fables within a very few and far between tight social cliches.

That's what I'm saying here, that devil, was shit. Like he wasn't even in the top 10 most cosmically powerful entities of that universe he probably had like 100, 200 souls jammed into the tiny clam dimension he calls a hell. I mean he was such a bitch he couldn't even come out of his dimension to do shit for himself, he had to trick some dumb son of a bitch that only comes along once every few generations into becoming his 'avatar' of sorts who he infuses with powers to become a B list super hero...
User avatar #171 - angelious (08/13/2015) [-]
ghost rider is fallen angel given human host. not the devils avatar.
User avatar #136 - wertologist (08/13/2015) [-]
The comic panel says "No Hell = doesn't matter what we do". It would matter though considering there are multiple Hells in Marvel. The Ghost Rider Hell primarily has evil souls in it right? So being evil can end up getting you in there. I'm not sure about the other Hells, but I'm assuming being evil is a qualification for at least some of them.
#9 - Necessities - 13 Medical care 2 - if I get sick I'll need …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on choose wisely (enlarge to... 0
User avatar #18 - goodhomer (08/13/2015) [-]
>full library so I can move around a lot.
>Get's handed a kindle.
#99 - That's a damn good point. 08/13/2015 on Those last moments +3

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
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#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
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#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
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righto send me another request
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User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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