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#44 - I think it's just kind of poorly optimized is the thing, I use…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Meanwhile... in the woods 0
#45 - magmon (05/20/2015) [-]
Zangetsu isn't a proper Zanbato, but also keep in mind training makes you optimal for your weapon. The goal is for it to be an extension of you. But yes, the Zwei is better balanced. It is not, however, hefty enough to plow through a fucking horse AND the dude on top. Mass is what makes it unwieldy, but also powerful.
#47 - amuzen (05/20/2015) [-]
That's true
Also I think I was thinking of something closer to a claymore than a zweihander, it was slightly thicker than the zweihanders I'm seeing and it's hand guard wasn't so large.

my weapons of choice would probably either be a cold steel bokken because it's the thing I'm most practiced with and I like the weight of a bokken or www.trueswords.com/45-In.-Renaissance-Rider-Two-Hand-Broadsword-%E2%80%93-Inspired-By-History
#48 - magmon (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't have a weapon of choice. Have a weapon that is part of you. Nothing else is useful.

As much as I like swords, I am shit with them. I would love to choose one.

I am not shit with staffs, however. Basically, practice until perfect. If you cannot progress to perfection, switch. Not every weapon is for every person. Except for guns. Guns are for anyone who can point.
#51 - amuzen (05/20/2015) [-]
heh by that interpretation my 'weapon of perfection' would be the pencil.
#53 - magmon (05/20/2015) [-]
Just some martial wisdom. Do what you like. But never come unprepared, because your opponent may not.

Pencils are fun. I prefer brushes, personally.
#292 - yeah I mean, I'm not saying it's worthless or anything like th… 05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs 0
#71 - Yeah but that's just a joke comic, it doesn't reflect on the a… 05/19/2015 on comic -1
#34 - actually it's 16x16 with the height being variable based on th… 05/19/2015 on My Minecraft Comic - Part 5 0
#7 - I wouldn't, there's lots of steam in the showers, it's close q… 05/19/2015 on Hayyr Topper 0
#4 - or you could soak it in bleach water for a few minutes scrubbi…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Snack hack +11
#93 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
And while you did all that, someone already cooked and ate the food.
User avatar #26 - kalimah (05/19/2015) [-]
Yes im sure anyone that would be willing to use a rake to cook would have the dilligence to do all that shit before using it.
User avatar #8 - semilunarknight (05/19/2015) [-]
Look, it's filthy, it can be cleaned but the fact is it's a garden tool.
This is a bad idea.
Simple solution, use a grid and tongs instead.
That's basically what this is anyway.
User avatar #6 - ubercookieboy (05/19/2015) [-]
Animals shit in leaves
User avatar #13 - travishein (05/19/2015) [-]
At the rate I eat meat, Animals leaves in shit...
#5 - I'm sure it does it's just that there's a bunch of other thing…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs +10
#176 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
That's true, except that heart problems are a large cause of death.
#292 - amuzen (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah I mean, I'm not saying it's worthless or anything like that I'm just saying that keeping a heart beating perpetually isn't really all that doubt worthy since that's not like immortality or anything.
Like don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great and could potentially save millions of lives, it's just not as all powerful as it sounds.
User avatar #99 - EdwardNigma (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, but one less thing to worry about, right? Especially if you have heart problems, shit could save lives.
#67 - from what I understand she's not, she just has super fast refl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on comic -1
#71 - amuzen (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's just a joke comic, it doesn't reflect on the actual canon of woder woman, a character whom I admittedly know very little about.

After doing a bit of research I learned she usually is vulnerable to cutting/piercing things like bullets but in some continuities like Injustice she's basically just female superman.
#33 - silver peach 05/19/2015 on Band Name 0
#29 - It's also possible white was synonymous with something like purity. 05/19/2015 on Nailed it. -1
#111 - Medical care + kitchen I honestly don't think someone co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Soooo what do you choose? &... 0
User avatar #112 - aceboy (05/18/2015) [-]
Or you could go for garden instead of skylight. You should get sunlight for your garden since you need sunlight for your exotic seeds that you might want to use , that way you would have both .
#10 - the neighbors thing makes sense for a few reasons, 1. if … 05/18/2015 on Animal Control Stories 0
#13 - Are muggers trying to justify their actions by saying their vi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on (untitled) +69
#30 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2015) [-]
What it is, is another case of people on the internet not knowing how to argue and it makes me fucking sick that people are this stupid.

The girls saying "Not asking for it" are trying to make an argument that no matter what they do or dress like, they ultimately don't want to get raped. A perfectly reasonable statement in most respects but a bit pointless.

The idiots response is something along the lines of "While you may not have been explicitly asking for it, something you did increased the chances of what happened", essentially backing up the claim that some of the blame of being raped can be put on the victims, or they are making a general statement such as the one you just made and completely missing the original point in order to make an incorrect response to a different argument.
#102 - Absolute Madman (05/19/2015) [-]
I assume the actual point they are making includes literal unlawful sex act (i.e. rape) but I believe they also imply that under the definition of "rape" one should understand any unwanted conversation or whatever..
..and the basis then becomes so blotched, that you'd have to fear not insulting their fragile personas by accidentally talking to them. They can't (or rather don't want to) define precisely that they are protesting people addressing them when they on a whim don't feel like being addressed.

If the'd walk the streets with this suggestions I believe people would see they are nitpicking normal social structures and would label them as completely out of touch with the reality.
If they are walking with the suggestion that being naked does not allow others to rape them.. well news for them, we have this in our criminal laws for the past 1000 years or more.
#24 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes they do just ask the 99% who keep attacking the 1%, i am quite sure the 1% is not asking for it!
#90 - Ah man that'd be awesome if there were a champion that could p… 05/18/2015 on Islam facts #5.1 0
#14 - or you could just say infamous not famous. 05/18/2015 on Harry Potter popular +16
#341 - year university wifi wish island Light spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? -1
User avatar #351 - Marker (05/17/2015) [-]
Amazon cards actually don't expire
#63 - And the wasp population one too. Which is to say that th… 05/16/2015 on bees vs. wasps 0
#6 - I know it's a joke but I feel this needs saying anyways - … 05/16/2015 on Pretty simple 0
#22 - My thoughts to. 05/16/2015 on Safety first +1
#4 - I might be missing something but unless you're married there's…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on How drunk you have to be to... 0
User avatar #7 - discobleach (05/14/2015) [-]
it's implied that accountants are ugly
User avatar #12 - emiyashirou (05/14/2015) [-]
Das Fokken rood m8. I'm studying accounting.
User avatar #13 - discobleach (05/14/2015) [-]
it's implied in the content.
i think it's a dumbass stereotype.
you're beautiful <3
#5 - Comment deleted 05/14/2015 on Forgot that was a thing 0
#46 - For all those guys saying things like 'oh yeah? well Superman …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Batman 0
#52 - demonsora (05/14/2015) [-]
to be totally fair, every time Batman has gone up against Superman i can think of, not only did he usually manipulate the battle field to his advantage (lack of sun light to charge Superman, dark places to hide, lead when he can get it) and often has to reply on peripherals to help take the man down, be it a pill that game him super strength (Injustice series) a mech suit (pretty much every other one of their fights) and yes, even Kryptonite, Batman is not above cheating, NEVER has he been above cheating, he only refuses to KILL, he even states in all of his files that he has ready for ways to beat Superman than he keeps a piece of Kryptonite with him at almost all times, and would use it to stop a rouge Superman, and often he also relies on allies to aid his attack efforts, at least for the set up of the conflict, though he takes Superman 1 on 1 almost every times

TL;DR:
Batman wins due to his lack of giving a shit about being fair, as well as always having a plan and knowing everyone's weaknesses
User avatar #65 - Bubmaster (05/14/2015) [-]
You're talking about fairness? We're talking about man with money vs. a nearly-indestructible alien. He has every right to use field advantage, kryptonite, and mech suits as the only thing leveling the playing field is Bats smarts and tacticals, whereas Sups relies on raw strength. It's not cheating, it's Superman overlooking the precautionary provisions that Bats has put in place.
#70 - demonsora (05/14/2015) [-]
dude i totally agree with you, 100% that was what i was trying to get across, but a lot of people on here have been saying a 'fair' fight would be batman and superman just slugging it out without evening the field
#50 - well I mean he wasn't wrong, the idea behind a precautionary o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on title 0
#68 - totl (05/14/2015) [-]
true that
#53 - by the time he's old enough to be paranoid by stuff like that … 05/14/2015 on Cops Make Terminal Kid Batman +1
#27 - because while not technically against the rules of the game ev… 05/14/2015 on Poker face 0

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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