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|#44 - I think it's just kind of poorly optimized is the thing, I use… [+] (5 new replies)||05/20/2015 on Meanwhile... in the woods||0|
#45 - magmon (05/20/2015) [-]
Zangetsu isn't a proper Zanbato, but also keep in mind training makes you optimal for your weapon. The goal is for it to be an extension of you. But yes, the Zwei is better balanced. It is not, however, hefty enough to plow through a fucking horse AND the dude on top. Mass is what makes it unwieldy, but also powerful.
#47 - amuzen (05/20/2015) [-]
Also I think I was thinking of something closer to a claymore than a zweihander, it was slightly thicker than the zweihanders I'm seeing and it's hand guard wasn't so large.
my weapons of choice would probably either be a cold steel bokken because it's the thing I'm most practiced with and I like the weight of a bokken or www.trueswords.com/45-In.-Renaissance-Rider-Two-Hand-Broadsword-%E2%80%93-Inspired-By-History
#48 - magmon (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't have a weapon of choice. Have a weapon that is part of you. Nothing else is useful.
As much as I like swords, I am shit with them. I would love to choose one.
I am not shit with staffs, however. Basically, practice until perfect. If you cannot progress to perfection, switch. Not every weapon is for every person. Except for guns. Guns are for anyone who can point.
|#292 - yeah I mean, I'm not saying it's worthless or anything like th…||05/20/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs||0|
|#71 - Yeah but that's just a joke comic, it doesn't reflect on the a…||05/19/2015 on comic||-1|
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|#4 - or you could soak it in bleach water for a few minutes scrubbi… [+] (5 new replies)||05/19/2015 on Snack hack||+11|
#93 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
And while you did all that, someone already cooked and ate the food.
|#5 - I'm sure it does it's just that there's a bunch of other thing… [+] (3 new replies)||05/19/2015 on Technology Breakthroughs||+10|
#176 - Absolute Madman (05/20/2015) [-]
That's true, except that heart problems are a large cause of death.
#292 - amuzen (05/20/2015) [-]
yeah I mean, I'm not saying it's worthless or anything like that I'm just saying that keeping a heart beating perpetually isn't really all that doubt worthy since that's not like immortality or anything.
Like don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great and could potentially save millions of lives, it's just not as all powerful as it sounds.
|#67 - from what I understand she's not, she just has super fast refl… [+] (2 new replies)||05/19/2015 on comic||-1|
#70 - picamix (05/19/2015) [-]
#71 - amuzen (05/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but that's just a joke comic, it doesn't reflect on the actual canon of woder woman, a character whom I admittedly know very little about.
After doing a bit of research I learned she usually is vulnerable to cutting/piercing things like bullets but in some continuities like Injustice she's basically just female superman.
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|#29 - It's also possible white was synonymous with something like purity.||05/19/2015 on Nailed it.||-1|
|#111 - Medical care + kitchen I honestly don't think someone co… [+] (1 new reply)||05/18/2015 on Soooo what do you choose? &...||0|
|#10 - the neighbors thing makes sense for a few reasons, 1. if …||05/18/2015 on Animal Control Stories||0|
|#13 - Are muggers trying to justify their actions by saying their vi… [+] (3 new replies)||05/18/2015 on (untitled)||+69|
#30 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2015) [-]
What it is, is another case of people on the internet not knowing how to argue and it makes me fucking sick that people are this stupid.
The girls saying "Not asking for it" are trying to make an argument that no matter what they do or dress like, they ultimately don't want to get raped. A perfectly reasonable statement in most respects but a bit pointless.
The idiots response is something along the lines of "While you may not have been explicitly asking for it, something you did increased the chances of what happened", essentially backing up the claim that some of the blame of being raped can be put on the victims, or they are making a general statement such as the one you just made and completely missing the original point in order to make an incorrect response to a different argument.
#102 - Absolute Madman (05/19/2015) [-]
..and the basis then becomes so blotched, that you'd have to fear not insulting their fragile personas by accidentally talking to them. They can't (or rather don't want to) define precisely that they are protesting people addressing them when they on a whim don't feel like being addressed.
If the'd walk the streets with this suggestions I believe people would see they are nitpicking normal social structures and would label them as completely out of touch with the reality.
If they are walking with the suggestion that being naked does not allow others to rape them.. well news for them, we have this in our criminal laws for the past 1000 years or more.
#24 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes they do just ask the 99% who keep attacking the 1%, i am quite sure the 1% is not asking for it!
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|#46 - For all those guys saying things like 'oh yeah? well Superman … [+] (3 new replies)||05/14/2015 on Batman||0|
#52 - demonsora (05/14/2015) [-]
to be totally fair, every time Batman has gone up against Superman i can think of, not only did he usually manipulate the battle field to his advantage (lack of sun light to charge Superman, dark places to hide, lead when he can get it) and often has to reply on peripherals to help take the man down, be it a pill that game him super strength (Injustice series) a mech suit (pretty much every other one of their fights) and yes, even Kryptonite, Batman is not above cheating, NEVER has he been above cheating, he only refuses to KILL, he even states in all of his files that he has ready for ways to beat Superman than he keeps a piece of Kryptonite with him at almost all times, and would use it to stop a rouge Superman, and often he also relies on allies to aid his attack efforts, at least for the set up of the conflict, though he takes Superman 1 on 1 almost every times
Batman wins due to his lack of giving a shit about being fair, as well as always having a plan and knowing everyone's weaknesses
#65 - Bubmaster (05/14/2015) [-]
You're talking about fairness? We're talking about man with money vs. a nearly-indestructible alien. He has every right to use field advantage, kryptonite, and mech suits as the only thing leveling the playing field is Bats smarts and tacticals, whereas Sups relies on raw strength. It's not cheating, it's Superman overlooking the precautionary provisions that Bats has put in place.
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