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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:10/26/2014
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#7 - I had one single week long break during winter for the entire … 10/14/2014 on Gotta admit, chuckled a bit +5
#71 - and now he's going to eat you to. 10/14/2014 on Oh Garfield 0
#30 - to be fair men are naturally physically superior to woman, dre…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 57 +2
#107 - seizure (10/14/2014) [-]
Yes, BUT:

1. In a society when almost everyone is in the rat race and tries to climb their way up the ladder, most men feel a biological pressure to be more successful than women (if you think otherwise you clearly don't know a damn thing about basic human nature and biology), which leads to a lot of things - including, but not limited to, neglecting sleep and social life. If you combine that with going to the gym (which any self-aware male who wants to grow stronger physically and mentally should do - look up Elliott Hulse on YouTube) and having a few drinks over the weekends (whether it's just to socialize or due to peer pressure), you get someone who barely has any time for anything and a person who feels so pressured that they're miserable.

2. A lot of men are so oppressed (yes, I will use that fucking word) that expressing any sort of male sexuality is considered as "bad manners". Repressing male sexuality leads to anger and decreased testosterone, and once again - a miserable man.
#109 - seizure (10/14/2014) [-]
and don't even get me started on double standards
#39 - hurzg (10/14/2014) [-]
The thing is you are uncontrollably become depressed when you become something you aren't.
#45 - kinda makes me think when I was a 13 year old boy me and this … 10/14/2014 on 4chan 0
#104 - there was this one girl I thought I was going out with for awh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? +1
#110 - proxyfag (10/14/2014) [-]
Thats fucked what she did imo.

But she got justice at the end when her bf hooked up with a prettier girl. Then trying to come back to you? Pathetic.
#103 - in my opinion when you break up, that's the end of that relati… 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
#102 - I'm in a similar situation, I had a girlfriend from 12-14 and … 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
#38 - the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked co… 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#37 - I smoke half a gram a month divided up as I see fit. that's go…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#38 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked consider me a stoner where as my friends who smoke pot commonly think the opposite.
#135 - Society is far past the point where we can afford to behave li… 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
#35 - I am in the same situation and I love it, although I could deb…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Salem +1
User avatar #36 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/14/2014) [-]
I smoke too, but only once every month or two at home, and restricted to weekends/for social reasons at school. I actually haven't bought any in months, except the two times I visited my friends at college for the weekend. But my general demeanor has always been that of a stoner. The smoking is a result of my tendency to love doing nothing, and not the other way around.
#37 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
I smoke half a gram a month divided up as I see fit. that's good for about 3-4 highs and it's usually on weekends after periods of extreme stress or when I need to get a new perspective on my work.
#38 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked consider me a stoner where as my friends who smoke pot commonly think the opposite.
#34 - That's kind of true to an extent but sasuke's jutsu's in parti… 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#5 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on Sion Pls 0
#121 - technically some electric heaters are just big heated fans so … 10/13/2014 on Riddlez 0
#44 - I... whenever I use my school computer to look up anime they h… 10/13/2014 on History is wrong 2 0
#34 - she's being aggressive but if you feel threatened by an angry … 10/12/2014 on STFU 0
#33 - she's being aggressive but if you feel threatened by an angry … 10/12/2014 on STFU -1
#32 - she's being aggressive but if you feel threatened by an angry … 10/12/2014 on STFU -1
#56 - the last time I went to starbucks I ordered a large, they corr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on starbucks workers arent classy +44
User avatar #93 - psykobear (10/13/2014) [-]
Why not? You won.
I would only go there, after that.
#55 - the last time I went to starbucks I ordered a large, they corr… 10/12/2014 on starbucks workers arent classy 0
#126 - I had so many imaginings of what toph would be like seeing her… 10/12/2014 on *SPOILER* Lost my shit! +1
#2 - I dunno I'm pretty sad that I might get ebola like I kinda fig… 10/12/2014 on Ebola 0
#4 - Pan is face? Pan is broken face? Pan is broken? 10/12/2014 on Testing stuff, don't mind me 0
#31 - I'd always gotten knots in my stomachache from large groups of…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on For science 0
User avatar #62 - elcreepo (10/12/2014) [-]
That's understandable, though

Anxiety disorders generally make that panic you felt around the bear happen in everyday circumstances like for instance, being surrounded by people and the smell of greasy food and realizing you really shouldn't have had two double sized cokes with caffeine in one day

Instead of racing towards a bathroom, you freeze and go full meltdown
User avatar #48 - neokun (10/12/2014) [-]
Well shit I guess I can understand the bear one...
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
incandescent glow of a street light flooded my sight and I continued home getting there before the sun rose going to sleep and never wanting to wake up again.
#1 - looks like wukong versus Ganesh, I kind of wonder who would win. 10/12/2014 on Srsly 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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