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#1 - I say this to my native friends a lot and I stand by it, …  [+] (19 new replies) 09/29/2015 on Poor households +106
#80 - Zyklone (09/30/2015) [-]
well put. This is truth
#77 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Finally someone said it. I think a lot of people nowadays crying about how they're poor on facebook and stuff are just doing it for attention too, because it's "cool" to be poor, while they write it from their iPhones, sitting in starbucks with an iMac in front of them.
User avatar #60 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/30/2015) [-]
i cant speak for natives, but from my dealings with the poor, many tend to shift responsibility to others. its part of the culture, its how they are raised, and its almost impossible to get them to see otherwise. its possibly the most common trait they share.

however, i agree with bigman, there are plenty of people who are hardworking and poor. many of these people who shift responsibility are still hardworking, they arent BAD people, just... a bit stupid sometimes.
User avatar #23 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
Well I know plenty of people who are willing to work very hard but are still poor. You're right-wing assumptions are pretty negative and damaging, actually.
#81 - Zyklone (09/30/2015) [-]

What does a fucking opinion damage? - Your ego?
Your SJW bullshit is damaging my Funnyjunk.
now kindly fuck off.
#82 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
I like this guy.
User avatar #74 - reeeeeeeeeee (09/30/2015) [-]
Why do you have to be the liberal voice here. Fuck sake man
User avatar #24 - perform (09/30/2015) [-]
They're a general case, really. You know plenty of people willing to work very hard but are still poor. Chances are, you live in a community that's outside of this generalization or you're exaggerating and you most likely know more people in the situation above.

Or I could be shitting out my mouth right now.
User avatar #31 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
The majority of Earth's population live in poverty... you think they're all just lazy?

Or perhaps it's a little more complicated than that.
#75 - amuzen (09/30/2015) [-]
Alright let me amend that to only extend to america and other similar countries. Obviously the available opportunity to advance ones social situation doesn't necessarily within most third world countries.

I also made a point to mention that various extraneous situations can temporarily leave some 'poor' such as injury or death.

However, if you have enough money and time to get shit like a top of the line system, alchohol, and a big ass tv, and your living situation/life style sucks because you lack money, then the problem isn't that you're poor, it's that your lazy.

The reason I go out of my way to mention this super specific nuance of the 'poor' population is because the above OP is trying to say that owning nice things doesn't mean you're not poor when it really does.

TL;DR If you can afford top of the line entertainment but you're struggling with the necessities of life, you're not poor, you're weak willed, and there's nothing anyone can do to help you with that.
#39 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
>comparing the plight of the entire world to first world poor people
User avatar #40 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
There are still people who have to scavenge food to survive or forgo proper educations in first world countries.

Inequality and poverty is inherit in any capitalist system
User avatar #41 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but not nearly the scale of the rest of the world. Your comparison is still shoddy and stupid.

I think that if you're so desperatly poor that you're scavenging for food, you'd be on some sort of thing akin to or called 'welfare'. At that point, being the degenerate and greedy fucks we are, we fall into one of two categories. The 10% of people on these programs that actually have been tossed aside by society in the unfortunate turn of events known as life. Or the 90% of retards that against all odds of their intelligence learned they could get paid by society to do less work.

Know, in the case of general "poor"-ness, most of these people either failed to learn a single fucking thing through the educational system, which is acceptable, or against all odds lack the fundamental ability to learn on their own. Almost all 'poor' people can simply forgo their 100$ a month fucking iPhone and downgrade. It's asinine, people complain about being poor yet overall their quality of life has only worsened because of their own ignorance, disregarding the magical technological devices they own. Then they bitch and complain to the rest of the world like the vermin they are and ruin it for the 10% that actually need help because they've been shat on by the economy.

>Forgo proper education

In a first world country, if you are completely incapable of educating yourself an working your ass off to prove to people you know what you can do, then you get no sympathy from me.

Don't get me wrong, it sickens me that the world is the way it is, but a good proportion of things could be avoided or set in a way to be less damaging just by using your noggin and accepting that things will require more effort.
User avatar #42 - bigmanfifty (09/30/2015) [-]
90% huh? Fox news tell you that?

Have fun feeling superior to others less fortunate... must be a nice feeling.
User avatar #43 - orkanoidz (09/30/2015) [-]
Oh, I got that statistic out from my ass from the fact I have only ever met one family who ever actually needed help from anyone. I've lived all across north America and Europe and have only met one family, that actually NEEDED assistance.

I am a very ignorant person to my beliefs, and I believe a arge majority if people are fucking retarded. All they do it bitch moan and complain instead of actually doing anything about it. Want to know something else, I am one of those bitchers and compainers, only instead of begging the government or bitching to other people how horrible life is, I accepted my situation and did what I could to make it the best.

I don't openly judge people unless I know their situation well enough, and based on the people I do know, which is a pretty large selection of people across the first world minus Oceania, is that all their problems could be solved if they grew a pair and fucking tried.
User avatar #4 - goodhomer (09/30/2015) [-]
You know that you're not allowed to make changes to housing on reservations without permission from the elders right?
#5 - amuzen (09/30/2015) [-]
depending on the tribe and your living situation, but even then it wouldn't matter because they're pointing the finger at the rest of society and blaming it on them for their shitty housing while the elders, people they know personally who live in the same small towns are hollering just as loudly as the rest of them, are perfectly capable of giving them permission to make those 'changes' without any great expenditures on their part.

Also you can do basic maintenance and do shit like fix a leak or replace bad skirting without jumping through a bunch of hoops just fine. If you're going to go tearing out the entire floor because it's moldy then yeah you've gotta be a bit more formal about it, but if you maintain the place to begin with and fix problems like leaks as they arise then it doesn't get into that state. I lived in the same kind of place for 16 years and yeah, it's a bit of work maintaining them and keeping them up to code, but it's far from impossible and it hardly requires a fortune.
#3 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
You find that a lot of people in the worst situations are actually in them because they regularly make bad decisions, like buying smokes before food.

A lot of people are dumb, but how many people will admit they're just fucking stupid? So they blame others.
User avatar #15 - drl (09/30/2015) [-]
ok heres the thing
i survived off a mininum wage job ON MY OWN for 2 years
2 years of eating 3 ramen a day
i lived in a camper
i showered at the ymca
if i feel that i needed a smoke fuck it im getting my smokes

now look at me i earn 40k a year and just bought my mother a car after i moved back home from the shit trailer (it got to shit to live in)
in a year i will buy a house
#3 - The guy did say what he wants and the girl read to far into it…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on this girl never stops giving +3
User avatar #7 - historybuff (09/30/2015) [-]
I think its backwards, the girl is the one saying she doesn't feel well and the guy acknowledging it. The whole, "women don't say what they mean so guys dont understand and just go with the literal meaning" stuff
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on help 0
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2015 on help 0
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#155 - the only conceivable way one can be pro middle class and encou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on Did hell just freeze over? +6
User avatar #217 - mychaelmoar (09/29/2015) [-]
Corollary to what you are saying, the only way to assist the lower/under class is to destroy the middle and upper classes. There is no middle ground.
#117 - the only crappy names there are Aiden, Toby and Bert. The rest… 09/29/2015 on /fit/ finds out how to make it 0
#64 - Men do things like major in business so they're more likely to… 09/29/2015 on Over 9000% +7
#194 - EA's a coperation composed of a bunch of studios not a studio.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2015 on Miyazaki -1
#196 - ogomer (09/28/2015) [-]
My point was that even if the person mainly behind a certain corporation/studio/whatever is no longer part of that thing, doesn't mean that that thing now will instantly fail in what it is trying to do, even if they intend to take a break from doing that thing to acclimatise to the new situation.

What about the creative vision? It's not like ideas and goals aren't passed down as well.
#3 - I think it's more like 'the foundation of intellectual develop… 09/28/2015 on everything is literally gym -3
#4 - the entire story is based on the hippo in the car getting read…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2015 on Correct Term is African... -1
User avatar #5 - bodox (09/28/2015) [-]
#5 - also it looks like it's dropping the bombs out of the cock pit… 09/28/2015 on Bombing 4 Peace = Fucking 4... -2
#571 - besides that Christmas is an appropriated holiday to begin wit… 09/28/2015 on shut up -1
#2 - I can solve a 2x2 in a similar number of moves but it takes me… 09/27/2015 on My 2x2 solve -1
#6 - JK JK JK JK JK LOL JUST A JOKE FAGGOT LOL U MAD? TROLOLOLOLOLO… 09/26/2015 on Founding fathers -3
#19 - The comic is amazing. I remember Red doing this electric punch…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2015 on A Weapon to Surpass Metagross +3
#33 - jeitron (09/26/2015) [-]
oh yeah, I remember that one now, there was also a zombie psyduck, lol.

there was a time when some team rocket guy tried to make his steelix eat him and self destruct on him(but his poliwrth had damp).

but here giovani actually killed a magmar by freezing it then chopping it up.
#18 - Mew's as whimsical as Mewtwo's cruel though, the chances of hi… 09/25/2015 on A Weapon to Surpass Metagross +1
#4 - that's still a myth today but it's never really been taken all… 09/25/2015 on Founding fathers -1
#28 - it would've been a lot scarier if he were a little further awa… 09/25/2015 on bish so cold -1
#27 - 20 lbs of hard worked metal =/= 20 lbs of soft cozy cat. 09/25/2015 on Simply adorable +1
#3 - First story was awesome, nice little fantasy. Other w… 09/25/2015 on Legendary greentexts: part 4 -4
#1 - Guy makes it sound like the fact that the founding fathers did…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Founding fathers +30
User avatar #11 - Ballbreaker (09/26/2015) [-]
the point is the lived at a very diferent time where slavery was real and women rights were a joke you cant exptect what the said not to get obsolite
User avatar #5 - thegoblingamer (09/26/2015) [-]
I think it was a joke. Chill, dude.
#6 - amuzen (09/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #3 - klick (09/25/2015) [-]
I think it's more a reference that people didn't bathe as often because they associated a wet head with getting sick.
I may have my centuries mixed up, though
#4 - amuzen (09/25/2015) [-]
that's still a myth today but it's never really been taken all that seriously. It comes from the idea that when you're cold you're more likely to get a cold; combined with the idea that your head is one of the most important things to keep warm.
I think the 'being cold gives you a cold' thing has more or less been proven to be sort of false From what i understand the part that's 'false' for it is that being cold doesn't give you a cold directly because catching a cold is a virus. But it does negatively impact your immune system making it so you are more likely to get a cold. As far as I'm concerned that means being cold can give you a cold but the internet is filled with nitpicky assholes so I figured it's best to clarify.

So yeah I guess I should amend my statement to be that they lacked 'clean running warm water' and ways to dry off afterwards, since it's true the temperature of said water probably was a contributing factor in this.
User avatar #2 - grimfuck (09/25/2015) [-]
Actualy verry true. Without our freedoms, we may be as bad off as the Africans. and they dicks are so dirty they created aids.
#20 - I had 8 friends but then I ate them all so that I could be up … 09/25/2015 on Or na? +4
#1 - I don't like those fourth wall breaking scenes in just about a…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/25/2015 on The Emperors New Groove -2
User avatar #25 - makethingsworse (09/26/2015) [-]
I finally found someone whom isn't excited about the Deadpool movie.
User avatar #18 - jibb (09/26/2015) [-]
I agree
#16 - assantum (09/26/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I gave you a green thumb, try not to share your opinion on this site without using that puffin thing.
User avatar #15 - reeeeeeeeeee (09/26/2015) [-]
I disagree with you but you don't deserve to be thumbed down, you're not being a cock, it's just your opinion
User avatar #12 - lastweek (09/26/2015) [-]
90% of them are shit, there are a couple of really great ones though.
User avatar #11 - phantomonkey (09/26/2015) [-]
Don't feel too bad about those thumbs, I completely agree with you.
#6 - robocopftw (09/26/2015) [-]
>>#4, also in this situation the movie starts by Kuzco telling the story of how he got to that point, so it kind of makes sense that he can intrude into his own story, if that makes sense
#4 - bluemagebrilly (09/25/2015) [-]
It depends on the context and the usage, in my opinion. Some fourth-wall breaking things can be rather dumb and not add anything, like mentioning something like the artist / author in a comic being too lazy to draw/write something in that's supposed to be there. That's just 'meh' and a whatever joke.

Emperor's New Groove does the 4th wall thing pretty well though and makes it part of the story. The post above, and the gif I'm posting are two of the better parts they have. But each person has their taste so it's fine if you don't enjoy that sort of thing.

I feel that Groove does it pretty well, though.
#2 - chokinandtokin (09/25/2015) [-]
#5 - in total just doing that you're liable to make 400-2000 a mont…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2015 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #7 - goodhomer (09/25/2015) [-]
I make less than 2k a month.
User avatar #6 - Sewallman (09/25/2015) [-]
I make $65 a night, making $350 one day and $290 three days later more profitable than my job.

But my job is effortless, I clean floors in a skyway system. I push a broom, push a scrubber and then mop.
#3 - Amateur porn usually isn't that steady of a job, it's more lik…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2015) [-]
If you do fetish porn, you usually get paid more, and if your ass can handle the consecutive videos, you'll make a lot of videos.
User avatar #4 - Sewallman (09/25/2015) [-]
still better than my pay, and I work daily..
#5 - amuzen (09/25/2015) [-]
in total just doing that you're liable to make 400-2000 a month, where do you work that sometimes you have to live off 400 in a month?
User avatar #7 - goodhomer (09/25/2015) [-]
I make less than 2k a month.
User avatar #6 - Sewallman (09/25/2015) [-]
I make $65 a night, making $350 one day and $290 three days later more profitable than my job.

But my job is effortless, I clean floors in a skyway system. I push a broom, push a scrubber and then mop.


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#26 - bodox (09/28/2015) [-]
well, it was fun thumbing you down a few levels
see you in hell faggot
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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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