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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1488
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 10183 total,  12043 ,  1860
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:5455
FJ Points:5152

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#67 - looks real to me and I've seen a frozen parrot before (albiet … 11/24/2014 on Psychotic Kid 0
#47 - That's southern redneck where it's febudairy, in northern redn…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Death: The Complete Saga +1
User avatar #49 - TheHutchie (11/24/2014) [-]
Tellin' me fur?
#56 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
battletechmech

tellin both o' yous.
#57 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm Texan, so I standardize to the southern redneck die-elect
#58 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm Laskan so what have you.
#59 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
Texas might be smaller than ahlahski but we got more people
#60 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
We got mo Bears
#61 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
we got more alamos
#62 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
is that some sorta fancy word fer beaners?
#63 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
No, beaners are still beaners, the alamo is a mission where davy crocket kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but famously ran out of bubblegum.
#75 - Kinda depends, you can only control one person at a time and i… 11/24/2014 on Choices 0
#73 - if you could split up the hour as you see fit or if it refresh… 11/24/2014 on Choices +1
#53 - for some reason when I see something called anything 9000 my m… 11/24/2014 on The future looks great! +4
#109 - If they're combined into a single scenario B and A (being able… 11/24/2014 on Two more choice games, by... 0
#56 - that statistic sounds like it would be subject to an incredibl… 11/24/2014 on Shower Thoughts 0
#166 - or a scholarship, or a charity. 11/24/2014 on Russel Brand 0
#49 - Nickelodeon is the Mcdonalds of children's networking while 11/24/2014 on It's a clip show 0
#131 - That's not a very good response to use on the internet because…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on thanks 0
User avatar #132 - cycloneclone (11/24/2014) [-]
oh well
#122 - I think it's hypocritical for him to complain about inequality…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Russel Brand +3
User avatar #160 - articvibe (11/24/2014) [-]
how so? hes been sober for like 11 years.
User avatar #152 - jackmanagan (11/24/2014) [-]
picking one family to recieve a bunch of money

so many people how would you decide?
a raffle?

thats called a lottery
#166 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
or a scholarship, or a charity.
#174 - The guy with the baseball bat is a douche bag, someones going … 11/24/2014 on Sexual Encounters +3
#27 - Yeah I imagine that's probably why he doesn't it that way... …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Colored Text Feels 0
User avatar #29 - joshlol (11/22/2014) [-]
I have 2 years of coloured text items
#3 - well I mean technically it's no longer true since internet exp…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Its true 0
User avatar #12 - butterduck (11/23/2014) [-]
Fucks with everyone hating on people who say IE isn't slow anymore?
#22 - I think it would've been cool if he had like an achievement sy…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Colored Text Feels +3
#26 - skeletorexplains (11/22/2014) [-]
I'm happy with white, a text color doesn't make the person better or worse.

But if it happens i guess i'm ok with this.
User avatar #23 - joshlol (11/22/2014) [-]
i like my yellow text tho
#27 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I imagine that's probably why he doesn't it that way...
How about this then, mods get to choose whatever text they want (I honestly don't know if your a mod or what your significance is to this site) but then he could incorporate a sort of color ramp thing between the primary colors (Red, Green, Blue) where it something like
as you gain certain stats you have the option to ramp it more towards each color on a 255, 255, 255 rgb color scale (with the default being white as in 0/0/0)
something like the more green thumbs you get the more of a ramp towards green you have, something like every 10 green thumbs = 1 on a 255 scale towards green
the more content you make gets you a higher blue rating (I.e. content that makes it into the daily top 200 would give 1, content t hat makes front 3) towards blue, and the higher your over level funny junk level the more towards red you go (something like every 3 levels = 1 point towards red) Or alternatively since level and thumbs are basically the same thing, maybe make it a use for the funny junk points doing things like spend 500 FJ points for 1 point of red that way people could find nice balances at places they like potentially having any color they desire, and they could have something to work for that positively benefits the site as a whole

I dunno I'm pretty happy with it the way it is to be honest I'm more or less just thinking up systems that I think would be neat.
User avatar #29 - joshlol (11/22/2014) [-]
I have 2 years of coloured text items
#6 - well I mean in a manner of speaking it passed 11/22/2014 on YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! +3
#39 - He says that like tree grow randomly but he doesn't paint them… 11/22/2014 on Bob Ross 0
#30 - that being said the thing I felt like arguing against wasn't s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Shameless repost 0
#32 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
not necessarily, but in a way i agree with you
#29 - I don't feel like modern art, in the sense that it's being use…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Shameless repost +1
#31 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
i understand what you are saying, you believe that random drawings and cans of shit with a label slapped on it afterwards of how it makes people feel isnt art. however, i choose a more optimistic approach to how this is viewed. modern art, to me at least represents a modern interpretation of human expression, or, what it means to be alive in the modern day, this includes both the good of modern(such as the ability to make complicated pieces using new techniques) as well as the bad(the commercialization)
#30 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
that being said the thing I felt like arguing against wasn't so much your stance on modern art (which i care very little about) so much as it is your stance on opting out of any form of reproach.
#32 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
not necessarily, but in a way i agree with you
#297 - why would they say in the next 30 years for the coin thing? wh… 11/22/2014 on Random KAFacts Compilation 0
#27 - the moment you decide to speak your opinion is the moment you …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Shameless repost 0
#28 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
that is a completely valid opinion, and i openly invite you to tell me why modern art is talentless, however i have to tell you im pretty secure in my opinion that modern art does take some talent
#29 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't feel like modern art, in the sense that it's being used as in the content (I.e. the highly abstract stuff not just every piece of art made in the modern era) is true art because the vast majority of the time it can be created without any practice, forethought, or unifying ideals and a lot of modern artists just create something random, look at it think of what it makes them feel like after the process and then slap a label on it telling the audience how to feel about it.
I don't think that it requires any talent because professionals in the field have been tricked into thinking that the scribbles of a 4 year old or literal cans of humans shit were grandoise works of modern art and more often than not the selling factor for modern art is the name of the artist and the title of the piece while the quality/difficulty of the work are considered negligible.
#31 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
i understand what you are saying, you believe that random drawings and cans of shit with a label slapped on it afterwards of how it makes people feel isnt art. however, i choose a more optimistic approach to how this is viewed. modern art, to me at least represents a modern interpretation of human expression, or, what it means to be alive in the modern day, this includes both the good of modern(such as the ability to make complicated pieces using new techniques) as well as the bad(the commercialization)
#30 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
that being said the thing I felt like arguing against wasn't so much your stance on modern art (which i care very little about) so much as it is your stance on opting out of any form of reproach.
#32 - swiggityswooty (11/22/2014) [-]
not necessarily, but in a way i agree with you
#7 - low skill points, your magic is divine and crappy, no way to d… 11/22/2014 on FAQs: Party Balance 0
#23 - righto send me another request  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on amuzen's profile 0
User avatar #25 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 - how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on amuzen's profile 0
User avatar #22 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#19 - i have no idea what those are  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2014 on amuzen's profile 0
User avatar #20 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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