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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Total Comments Made:6463
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#7 - piccolo can make clothes with his laser beam powers. 04/27/2015 on Dragonball Z 0
#10 - I feel like if Steam is going to take a 75% cut from mods they…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on 10/10 would buy 0
#12 - BloodyTurds (04/27/2015) [-]
Steam gets 30% (The standard for all games on steam, still kinda high but meh); Bethesda gets 45%; even the best mod out there uses like 90% of the original IP (models/textures/spells/mechanics/sounds) though I would agree 45% is still to much, since they already get increased sales (because you cant play the mod without the original title)

Personally I would give steam 15%, and Bethesda 35; with the remaining 50 going to the modder (and I was a modder myself for 7 years)
#13 - amuzen (04/27/2015) [-]
yeah that sounds a lot more fair to me, I mean it's not like Bethesda or steam is really putting any sort of investment into this transaction and they both benefit from it regardless of the price, there's no good reason why both of them should get more than the modder.
#16 - I thought the I on his head was a ? I miss my mom and dad … 04/27/2015 on The New Batman 0
#40 - I had dial up just 4 years ago, on the island I lived on from …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Drugs im guessing +2
#41 - terminalinfinity (04/27/2015) [-]
This was 01-04 for me so 14-11 years ago lol. Cox cable rolled in cable internet in town in 2005 and most people got that.
#39 - dont get me wrong, I didn't feel ashamed because I felt like t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Drugs im guessing +1
#76 - seniornsfw (04/27/2015) [-]
I know exactly the feeling you're talking about. But friends should want to help you get to the top instead of pulling you down. Giving discounts to friends really strains the relationship whether it be chump change to hundreds of dollars because the sense of owing somebody something can become incredibly venomous as friend discounts are just bombs getting ready to explode in your face from my experience. If you told them how much you made from the transaction, that shouldn't hurt them. If you told them how you got them, at the worst they would just do the same thing you do or go to Amazon or ask their parents. Just my 2 cents, But I enjoy sharing good advice as I learned them from listening and reading from others.
#36 - well it would've been that way in my head if I were selling to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Drugs im guessing 0
#50 - Common Pepe (04/27/2015) [-]
then why didn't they just go on amazon and buy it themselves? they wanted to pay you for that.
#5 - it's impossible to interact with kids on any sort of meaningfu… 04/26/2015 on Mewtwo 0
#6 - I made a killing in middle school because I knew how to use Am…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Drugs im guessing +189
User avatar #52 - raeptiemx (04/27/2015) [-]
Frank Cowperwood?
Is that really you?
#43 - BloodyTurds (04/27/2015) [-]
I did the same thing in middle school; except I opened the packs and sold the cards individually.. I remember 1 kid would pay me $15 for blue-eyes (the kind you would get in a premade deck for 10) I think I sold him 5 of them...
#38 - terminalinfinity (04/27/2015) [-]
Shit I just grew up during the time when most people had dial-up / no internet and I had high speed because we lived in a University apartment complex. So I just downloaded porn and burned it to dvds and sold it at like $15 a pop in middle school. One time I made 750 in a day.

Pic not relevant.
#40 - amuzen (04/27/2015) [-]
I had dial up just 4 years ago, on the island I lived on from 1-17 (I'm 21 now) only 1/3rd of the overall population had internet.
You make that era sound so long ago lol.
#41 - terminalinfinity (04/27/2015) [-]
This was 01-04 for me so 14-11 years ago lol. Cox cable rolled in cable internet in town in 2005 and most people got that.
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#29 - saltybanana (04/27/2015) [-]
i remember back in middle and high school i use to sell candy in class time. because it was in higher in demand during that time. idk if any one of your guys hs but my class was always asleep and no one ever payed attention so they always wanted something to eat.

also i would sell in the corners of the school and make about 20bucks a day. some days i wouldn't make anything cause i had to stay low cause of security and the deans driving around would take your candies and money as well. never got caught cause alot of people loved my candy, it was Mexican and Asian candies cause no one back then didnt know where to get them

honeslty i made good money back then, i would advise anyone in highschool rn to sell candy if you need extra money.
User avatar #22 - megamolester (04/27/2015) [-]
I like that you came up with that. I respect that you felt guilty for it. It's fair game in my book.
User avatar #17 - wotterpatch (04/27/2015) [-]
Me and my friends do that with drinks, candy, and snacks at my school. We buy in bulk from costco and then sell for a dollar less than the school. It's good money, and our school is big enough that they don't really notice
#14 - theXsjados (04/26/2015) [-]
You were fucking the other people who were selling them; that's capitalism in action
#36 - amuzen (04/27/2015) [-]
well it would've been that way in my head if I were selling to strangers but everyone I sold to was a friend of mine and I kind of felt like as a friend I should've just ordered them the boxes for a straight across cut no extra charge, when I first started doing I figured I would sell em more slowly and it would just be like one kid would buy 2, one would buy 3 etc etc but it was more like one would buy 30 packs spending his entire months allowance and another would by 6.
It's not like I was working to earn that money and there was really no risk to myself, so I felt like I was kind of screwing my friends out of 50 dollars a month since really as a friend, if they were to ask, I would've just ordered them the boxes for a straight across deal and that's kind of what I feel like friends should do.
#50 - Common Pepe (04/27/2015) [-]
then why didn't they just go on amazon and buy it themselves? they wanted to pay you for that.
User avatar #12 - gadgetzan (04/26/2015) [-]
I had a friend and we ran a similar operation with coke

coca cola that is. They cost about 1€ per can to buy at the closest shop to school, so we bought 24-packs of them which is about half of that per can, and sold them for slightly cheaper than €1. We made about 10-15€ per case, but a teacher shut us down and threatened with a police charge since apparently, selling sweets and sodas on school grounds is illegal in Sweden
User avatar #59 - zaywoot (04/27/2015) [-]
Maybe coca cola is haram?
User avatar #11 - YoursTruley (04/26/2015) [-]
i did the same thing with gum, got in super big trouble with my school for it...
#8 - mattygosling (04/26/2015) [-]
this is exactly how you sell drugs and the last bit is exactly how you go from an oz a week to 20
#7 - seniornsfw (04/26/2015) [-]
That is not something you should feel ashamed of, you should be proud. Most kids in middle school aren't taught how to think like that. Most schools don't teach you to be a business owner nor making money by yourself Much less critical thinking , they teach you to work for somebody else. I don't know if you think that was an accomplishment but in case you don't I want you to acknowledge that it was impressive.
#39 - amuzen (04/27/2015) [-]
dont get me wrong, I didn't feel ashamed because I felt like the money was to easy, or because I felt like I was cutting off the local supplier, I felt ashamed because everyone who bought them was close personal friends and I felt like it was a sort of betrayal taking their money with very little risk or effort on my part.
#76 - seniornsfw (04/27/2015) [-]
I know exactly the feeling you're talking about. But friends should want to help you get to the top instead of pulling you down. Giving discounts to friends really strains the relationship whether it be chump change to hundreds of dollars because the sense of owing somebody something can become incredibly venomous as friend discounts are just bombs getting ready to explode in your face from my experience. If you told them how much you made from the transaction, that shouldn't hurt them. If you told them how you got them, at the worst they would just do the same thing you do or go to Amazon or ask their parents. Just my 2 cents, But I enjoy sharing good advice as I learned them from listening and reading from others.
#9 - the only difference I could think of is that sometimes in some… 04/26/2015 on 3spoopy 0
#203 - Juicy dong demon 04/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#36 - I don't think snape would ever dare to start **** regar… 04/26/2015 on Erry Potter +1
#2 - 75~ is my choice because that's the average life expectancy of… 04/24/2015 on Dense +7
#77 - keying the car will generally cost more money to fix than gett…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on A girlfriend's revenge -1
#98 - Common Pepe (04/24/2015) [-]
there are some products that will help cover up scratch marks for less than $100
#43 - I thought she was a lower level character trying to back stab … 04/24/2015 on Notice Me Senpai 0
#74 - Don't get me wrong, regardless of the circumstances revenge is…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2015 on A girlfriend's revenge -1
#76 - Common Pepe (04/24/2015) [-]
if you've only sunk a couple months into the relationship then you hit the other, maybe key the car. not break the TV, at the year point then i'd understand the TV (assuming it's not a POS TV)
#77 - amuzen (04/24/2015) [-]
keying the car will generally cost more money to fix than getting a new tv.
You can get a flat screen tv like that for ~300 dollars, not sure how much it costs to get a new paint job on a car but I've heard it's around 1000...
#98 - Common Pepe (04/24/2015) [-]
there are some products that will help cover up scratch marks for less than $100
#70 - depends on how long the relationship has been going as well as…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2015 on A girlfriend's revenge -1
#74 - amuzen (04/24/2015) [-]
Don't get me wrong, regardless of the circumstances revenge is based on emotion not logic, it's never rational.
I'm simply saying where it becomes 'understandable' and not an over reaction.
#76 - Common Pepe (04/24/2015) [-]
if you've only sunk a couple months into the relationship then you hit the other, maybe key the car. not break the TV, at the year point then i'd understand the TV (assuming it's not a POS TV)
#77 - amuzen (04/24/2015) [-]
keying the car will generally cost more money to fix than getting a new tv.
You can get a flat screen tv like that for ~300 dollars, not sure how much it costs to get a new paint job on a car but I've heard it's around 1000...
#98 - Common Pepe (04/24/2015) [-]
there are some products that will help cover up scratch marks for less than $100
#62 - I think the tallest building ever 'proposed' would probably be… 04/24/2015 on Now u kno (#1) +1
#85 - yeah tony kicks ass in that. 04/24/2015 on Justice League +1
#64 - tony gets by using cutting edge top of the line technology, ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Justice League +1
User avatar #68 - shadowlordxx (04/24/2015) [-]
One of my favorite moments in the Avenger show on Netflix is when Tony ends up stranded in the Dwarves' world with no suit. He works with them to build a dwarven Iron Man suit, shit is so cash
#85 - amuzen (04/24/2015) [-]
yeah tony kicks ass in that.
#255 - so she looks hispanic to you because hispanic doesn't have a p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on knowing spanish +2
User avatar #266 - doctorprofessornv (04/24/2015) [-]
I was being semi-sarcastic. Basically I'm saying that everyone is bitching about her 'not looking Hispanic' when the point is moot because Hispanic encompasses a wide range of ethnicities.
#10 - the real problem in my opinion isn't so much that gays can't g… 04/23/2015 on What does it count as? 0
#5 - that's a lot of what I'm saying 04/23/2015 on Batman 8 0
#3 - kinda, that was always more of like the flash or Green arrows …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Batman 8 0
User avatar #4 - ScottP (04/23/2015) [-]
They pretty much changed that with New 52. His personality has to change to remain relevant in modern society.
#5 - amuzen (04/23/2015) [-]
that's a lot of what I'm saying
#2 - To be fair it's not like you can't put someones race into thei…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on knowing spanish +67
#52 - Common Pepe (04/23/2015) [-]
latina isn't a race. latino/a refers to latin america. anyone woman any color can be latina, if her heritage is from a latin american country.
#1 - I can't get past that new superman looks like a total ass hat.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Batman 8 0
#2 - Common Pepe (04/23/2015) [-]
Superman has always looked like an asshat.
#3 - amuzen (04/23/2015) [-]
kinda, that was always more of like the flash or Green arrows thing from what I remember, Super man was more of a goody two shoes role model figure than some cocky punk kid.
User avatar #4 - ScottP (04/23/2015) [-]
They pretty much changed that with New 52. His personality has to change to remain relevant in modern society.
#5 - amuzen (04/23/2015) [-]
that's a lot of what I'm saying

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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