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#10 - the neighbors thing makes sense for a few reasons, 1. if … 05/18/2015 on Animal Control Stories 0
#13 - Are muggers trying to justify their actions by saying their vi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on (untitled) +69
#30 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
What it is, is another case of people on the internet not knowing how to argue and it makes me fucking sick that people are this stupid.

The girls saying "Not asking for it" are trying to make an argument that no matter what they do or dress like, they ultimately don't want to get raped. A perfectly reasonable statement in most respects but a bit pointless.

The idiots response is something along the lines of "While you may not have been explicitly asking for it, something you did increased the chances of what happened", essentially backing up the claim that some of the blame of being raped can be put on the victims, or they are making a general statement such as the one you just made and completely missing the original point in order to make an incorrect response to a different argument.
#102 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
I assume the actual point they are making includes literal unlawful sex act (i.e. rape) but I believe they also imply that under the definition of "rape" one should understand any unwanted conversation or whatever..
..and the basis then becomes so blotched, that you'd have to fear not insulting their fragile personas by accidentally talking to them. They can't (or rather don't want to) define precisely that they are protesting people addressing them when they on a whim don't feel like being addressed.

If the'd walk the streets with this suggestions I believe people would see they are nitpicking normal social structures and would label them as completely out of touch with the reality.
If they are walking with the suggestion that being naked does not allow others to rape them.. well news for them, we have this in our criminal laws for the past 1000 years or more.
#24 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes they do just ask the 99% who keep attacking the 1%, i am quite sure the 1% is not asking for it!
#90 - Ah man that'd be awesome if there were a champion that could p… 05/18/2015 on Islam facts #5.1 0
#14 - or you could just say infamous not famous. 05/18/2015 on Harry Potter popular +16
#341 - year university wifi wish island Light spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on which one FJ? -1
User avatar #351 - Marker (05/17/2015) [-]
Amazon cards actually don't expire
#63 - And the wasp population one too. Which is to say that th… 05/16/2015 on bees vs. wasps 0
#6 - I know it's a joke but I feel this needs saying anyways - … 05/16/2015 on Pretty simple 0
#22 - My thoughts to. 05/16/2015 on Safety first +1
#4 - I might be missing something but unless you're married there's…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on How drunk you have to be to... 0
User avatar #7 - discobleach (05/14/2015) [-]
it's implied that accountants are ugly
User avatar #12 - emiyashirou (05/14/2015) [-]
Das Fokken rood m8. I'm studying accounting.
User avatar #13 - discobleach (05/14/2015) [-]
it's implied in the content.
i think it's a dumbass stereotype.
you're beautiful <3
#5 - Comment deleted 05/14/2015 on Forgot that was a thing 0
#46 - For all those guys saying things like 'oh yeah? well Superman …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Batman 0
#52 - demonsora (05/14/2015) [-]
to be totally fair, every time Batman has gone up against Superman i can think of, not only did he usually manipulate the battle field to his advantage (lack of sun light to charge Superman, dark places to hide, lead when he can get it) and often has to reply on peripherals to help take the man down, be it a pill that game him super strength (Injustice series) a mech suit (pretty much every other one of their fights) and yes, even Kryptonite, Batman is not above cheating, NEVER has he been above cheating, he only refuses to KILL, he even states in all of his files that he has ready for ways to beat Superman than he keeps a piece of Kryptonite with him at almost all times, and would use it to stop a rouge Superman, and often he also relies on allies to aid his attack efforts, at least for the set up of the conflict, though he takes Superman 1 on 1 almost every times

Batman wins due to his lack of giving a shit about being fair, as well as always having a plan and knowing everyone's weaknesses
User avatar #65 - Bubmaster (05/14/2015) [-]
You're talking about fairness? We're talking about man with money vs. a nearly-indestructible alien. He has every right to use field advantage, kryptonite, and mech suits as the only thing leveling the playing field is Bats smarts and tacticals, whereas Sups relies on raw strength. It's not cheating, it's Superman overlooking the precautionary provisions that Bats has put in place.
#70 - demonsora (05/14/2015) [-]
dude i totally agree with you, 100% that was what i was trying to get across, but a lot of people on here have been saying a 'fair' fight would be batman and superman just slugging it out without evening the field
#50 - well I mean he wasn't wrong, the idea behind a precautionary o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on title 0
#68 - totl (05/14/2015) [-]
true that
#53 - by the time he's old enough to be paranoid by stuff like that … 05/14/2015 on Cops Make Terminal Kid Batman +1
#27 - because while not technically against the rules of the game ev… 05/14/2015 on Poker face 0
#81 - I'm not saying it's bad because it offends people in the army …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Army 0
User avatar #83 - AcidFlux (05/12/2015) [-]
Anyone outside the military that actually thinks this is serious is mentally deficient. You'd have to be a child to think that this is anything other than a joke.
#25 - It's one thing talking **** about your friends to your …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Army 0
User avatar #27 - AcidFlux (05/11/2015) [-]
And the only people that could possibly take offense to this is the people at which it is directed. Which would be Army soldiers. And they either get it, or they're stuck up pricks.

It's a joke, son.

MARINE stands for My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment
ARMY stands for Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet
Marines are called jarheads because their haircuts are stupid and their heads are empty like jars

Shall I go on? It's a tradition of interservice ribbing, and it's none of your concern, civvie.
#81 - amuzen (05/12/2015) [-]
I'm not saying it's bad because it offends people in the army I'm sayi b g it's bad because it gives people outside the army the wrong idea. Choosing your audience is the difference between slander and ribbing.
User avatar #83 - AcidFlux (05/12/2015) [-]
Anyone outside the military that actually thinks this is serious is mentally deficient. You'd have to be a child to think that this is anything other than a joke.
#47 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
Dont forget the Airforce is the Chairforce.

And lets not get started on the cadences.
#10 - You are hitlers killer the Desperate hero destined to change t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Small Destiny Comp +1
#15 - captaincrapface (05/11/2015) [-]
>Hitler killed himself
>Hitler killed Hitler
>You are Hitler's killer
>You are Hitler
#3 - I might be wrong but what I thought that meant was that they'd… 05/11/2015 on Trolly -3
#3 - I have a feeling that kind of logic would run into a merchant …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Graffitti +22
#7 - ryix (05/11/2015) [-]
the valuation is for insurance purposes only as the piece is clearly not for sale.
#16 - I hope they don't. Like maybe if she were to project for … 05/11/2015 on Inside Lion 0
#234 - so far that's happened to me with World of warcraft, starcraft… 05/11/2015 on Happens Way Too Often 0
#99 - If I got to **** and I run into it that and the other t… 05/10/2015 on Interesting Facts 0
#124 - part of the movie is that they didn't have a meeting, Ultron w… 05/06/2015 on I knew Tumblr would be our... +1
#166 - World war 1, 2, and the cold war weren't for that and most eve… 05/06/2015 on I smell toast -1
#81 - I agree they're not exactly righteous warriors that are protec…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on I smell toast -8
User avatar #86 - mrfisto (05/06/2015) [-]
*autism kicked in, didnt see you mention WW II herosim* comment retracted
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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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