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#2 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
oh you can have Resurgent on a caster, get rid of that and Nether spear, put in Illuminant and occultid.
I imagine the way we'd do things is I'd have the angel follow me about invisibley reading minds, giving me advice, and backing me up in fights I can't handle on my own.
|#1 - founded by immigrants =/= immigrants. Everywhere in t… [+] (38 new replies)||03/03/2015 on Why Poland||+160|
#107 - demigodofmadness (03/03/2015) [-]
America is meant to be the melting pot of the world, so any time someone says, "America is full of immigrants" They're not insulting us, quite the contrary, their stating that our country is so great that people from all over the world go to great trouble to get here. That's why I believe America is the best country, because even though other countries have the best education or healthcare, people from other countries who get to choose a different country to live in more often than not choose here. Which speaks louder than any statistic.
#93 - AnomynousUser (03/03/2015) [-]
Actually, during urbanization and the industrial revolution up to the early 1900's, there were tons of immigrants. Like much higher amounts than today...
Whenever something happens that makes us need cheap labor (like the industrial revolution or agricultural needs of war), immigration skyrockets. And while the past decade has not had that many immigrants, we still have had tons, especially after the first immigrants were considered native.
#70 - awesomanium (03/03/2015) [-]
Well, compared to other countries, which have had civilisations for up to 10 times as long as the U.S. (Egypt, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Britain, just to name a few), you're still super young
The 'immigrant' thing is most apt in the way that you didn't develop your own culture like other, older civilisations, but you adopted others, and the relatively short timespan you've had to evolve these adopted cultures into your own means that it's very clear to see the influences
#111 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
you lack intelligence
#64 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
Well then Americans need to stop claiming they're 5.976876% German, 67.364537353645% Irish, etc and just say they're fucking AMERICAN
#47 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
Your not counting the influx of immigrants we've had after we had "settled". Polish, German, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican, Cuban, etc. We are a nation of immigrants, look in any American history textbook. We have the term "boiling pot" for a reason.
#56 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
nothing, I'm just thinking about it rationally, just because a country was founded and built up by various peoples from different nationalities doesn't mean that it should have to forever throw open it's doors for everyone in all the world to come and go as they please.
#11 - xgreenmaidenx (03/03/2015) [-]
Some(not me) would say It hasn't gone long enough.
Most people who are from just about any other continent/country except America (or Australia or New Zealand ) may have had ancestors there thousands upon thousands of years back.
300 years might sounds a lot but to a country and it's people then the number isn't that great. That's why people say that America is made out of immigrants. But wait, maybe, 500 more years and people will stop.
#5 - LordVoltagen (03/03/2015) [-]
I hate it though
Im white and people ask me what I am I say American, then they ask me again and im like
but other white people read off this fuckin laundry list to me cause theyre French and Norwegian and polish and british and serbian and danish and im just like
No, you literally are not
You are either American or eurotrash
#12 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
Except that isn't what happened at all. Nobody went to another continent with the sole intention of killing people. You also make it sounds like the Indians were somehow innocent in all this, as if to say that they didn't commit their own atrocities.
Furthermore you forget that the Indians were no more native than those who came later, seeing as they too came from elsewhere. Where do you draw the line in the sand and say that X amount of time is when someone becomes native to the land? Why is that X value you decide hold any more merit than another random time, call this Y? Why does Y have any validity? And so forth.
Not to mention the fact that Indians nowadays have a funny way of showing how they are victims, since most of the relatively "pure" ones now reside in shitty trailer parks rampant with alcoholism and gambling addiction and live entirely off their monthly government checks. All of this being done away from the general public eye of course. Like, I cannot begin to explain how much of a shithole any of those reservations are, they are absolutely pathetic.
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#26 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
generally you go to school for 13 years, kindergarten-6th is elementary, 7-8 is middle, 9-12 is highschool.
the only grade that's not 'mandatory' is kindergarten, however if you enter into school for the first time in elementary you're given a test to determine your basic abilities, then they take into account your age, and your parents wishes and they place you anywhere within 1st-9th grade.
They never 'place' you higher in highschool than 9th grade though because graduation in highschool is based on a credit system, the difficulty of your classes is based on your course choice, and the grading system at the highschool level is essentially just used to give rough estimates of when you're supposed to graduate.
I left school for a year one time in elementary school to do homeschool and came back in, the placement test was about 500 multiple choice questions long, they gave you two hours to complete as much as you could, and the questions progressively got harder and harder ranging from simple addition in the beginning to college level calculus at the end. Every question you got wrong counted against you so if you didn't know the answer you were encouraged not to fill anything in.
#14 - lebrew (03/03/2015) [-]
I have a similar story, though it contains less personal embarressment, and more other peoples embarressment, the best kind. A girl in my class was sitting next to a guy i assume she thought was really hot, and she started balancing her chair on the back legs, and then, with great drama, yelled out "im falling" while slowly tipping backwards. Despite being good looking, he was not a very well coordinated feller, and it ended up in her grabbing onto his shirt, pulling him with her and both of them falling backwards in their chairs. She was fine, but he had to sew some stitches in the hospital. Apparently her parents made her write an apology letter, and he actually posted a picture of it on facebook.
#9 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
I didn't really 'put her in her place'
I tripped, embarrassed myself, then she had a grudge against me for a couple of years that I didn't understand and made my middle school pretty shitty since she kept spreading nasty rumors about me.
I didn't realize she was just doing it for attention till way later and to be honest I'm not 100% sure if that was the event that made her hate me or not. All this shit was a pretty long time ago and looking back that far the mind tends to put connections together it never made before.
#12 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
oh no she came straight out and told me she hated me freshman year, when I asked her why she said she didn't need a reason, the only reason I think that was the event that made her hate me is because I don't really remember her knowing who I was before that and I noticed she'd get really pissy when people weren't giving her the proper attention. (Junior year I accidentally forgot her name on the first day of school and it pissed her off so much I made a running gag of just never remembering it and calling him something different every time)
I also came from a small town community and my family already had a sort of bad reputation and she started spreading shit rumors about me. She'd say I was into drugs and shit so a couple of my childhood friends parent's refused to let them hang out with me anymore, and she'd say I was basically a terrible person to the girls so most of the girls in school didn't want anything to do with me.
Also, she started 'dating' one of my best friends on the side who was this fat nerdy kid and she convinced him to leave me 12 miles out of town in the middle of woods and take off and our friendship never really recovered, she tossed him to the side when he ran out of money to take her on 'dates' which was basically him buying her and her friends a bunch of meals
By no means did I score a victory on this girl, she treated me like shit for years and suffered no real repercussions for it.
the entire situation was pretty much 100% awful for the duration of my knowing her.
#13 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh she also said she saw me cheating off her on the SAT's, and despite the fact that our scores were almost entirely different and I finished half an hour after she did the proctor for the exam (her grandma) decided it was good enough grounds to warrant me having to do a retake during the summer, except I was moved to Canada that summer so I still have to retake that damn test now that I'm back in America at some point, only now I haven't done math in 3 years and my english consists of talking of posts on funnyjunk.
#3 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
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#12 - merrrione (03/03/2015) [-]
you must realize the fact that something deviates from the norm doesnt mean that feature is "abherrant" or "unnatural". Having red hair is a deviant feature, and you wouldnt call that unnatural, unless you lived in the middle ages. To state homosexuality is unnatural you must teleologically assume that the human individual is "supposed" to do something, when they're not. Now, i'm not saying the environment cant possibly have any effect on developing homosexuality, simply because i have no authority to. But what i do know is that it's not ONLY a matter of environment: some people are born with a high probability of being homosexual, some are not, some can choose to, some cant. Hell the ways the brain reacts to pheromones people cannot consciously perceive changes between heterosexual and homosexual individuals. And yes, obviously every living species has the basic instinct of reproduction. The thing is, the SPECIES has to live on, not the individual. The species lives on through casual "experiments", if you will, in each individual. These experiments can have positive results, and if they do, they're likely to be replicated (i.e. passed on through reproductions). But they can have no impact at all on the species or no impact at all. Such is homosexuality. If it "werent supposed to happen", and it's just an unlikely trend in modern human society, how would you explain the fact that it has existed for countless generations, and sometimes been accepted and encouraged?
#14 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
aberrant doesn't mean unnatural it means 'departing from the standard' I'm saying that straight up basic as fuck vanilla sex dick in a vagina is the standard and homosexuality, dominatrices, gimps, furries, anal fisters, pedophiles, hentai's, masturbators, ass fuckers, arm pit fuckers, breast fuckers, mouth fuckers, foot fuckers, cunt lickers and so and so forth, all those things, those are aberrations of the original.
also i'm using unnatural in it's most common form "contrary to the ordinary course of nature; abnormal" I'm not saying it doesn't occur in nature.
Now I'm not saying homosexuality or any of those things is wrong or bad, I'm not judging, I'm just saying thats what it is, it's a deviation from the norm, the original, or whatever you want call it, then after that I'm saying that those deviations have been shown time and again to be things that are influenced by nurture more than nature (nature in this sense again meaning the default, as in the basic biology of who are when you're born)
#15 - amuzen (03/03/2015) [-]
look at those dictionary defenitions of those words meaning exactly what you say they don't mean.
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