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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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#4 - it specifies that it only has a 240 second cooldown if you tar…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on League of Liegends 0
#5 - saddie (08/18/2015) [-]
its not a ward its a turret a heimerdinger turret

teleprting to an allied turret puts it on a 240 sc cooldown instead
#26 - as someone who practices 3d modelling I think that'd be bad ass. 08/17/2015 on Making Pot in the Future 0
#52 - maybe in some version of it but if you go back far enough the … 08/17/2015 on King Loophole 0
#51 - wasn't the sword in the stone called caliburn or some such thi… 08/17/2015 on King Loophole 0
#25 - creative cloud is a yearly (or monthly) subscription that give… 08/17/2015 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 0
#12 - I'm saying you shouldn't play any competitive team based games… 08/17/2015 on It only game 0
#10 - That's a competitive game, a non competitive game would be lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2015 on It only game 0
User avatar #11 - ainoninom (08/17/2015) [-]
So you're saying I shouldn't play tf2 pubs if I want to go rocket jumper + mantreads + market gardener solly? Or casual/Demolition/Arms race CS:GO when I want to go knife only?
#12 - amuzen (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm saying you shouldn't play any competitive team based games when you don't intend to put a serious effort into winning.

It's fine if you've got a build that you think is funner than others but is less than optimal, but if you're just going to dick around and use 'it's just a game' in order to not try then you're kind of a loser and don't have any right to complain when people identify you as such.

Same thing applies to sports, it'd be like if you said you wanted to go play, lets say soccer with your friends and everyone got all together and divided into teams but you decided that you didn't want to get sweaty so you refused to run making the games teams super lopsided. Now suddenly there's no game for anyone else involved because it's nearly impossible for your team to claim victory and your opponents no longer have any challenge.
#8 - her boobs are a lot smaller than Rangiku's, and she's wearing … 08/17/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#12 - 'haunted' houses are almost always cheaper because a lot of pl… 08/17/2015 on My towns problem +1
#303 - I didn't understand at first because I thought it was like... … 08/16/2015 on Black Lives Matter? 0
#3 - he looks like an asians guys head gowing out of a black guys f… 08/16/2015 on 黑鬼 0
#93 - thats like, 15% of the reason for camping maybe 30 depending o… 08/15/2015 on tent 0
#11 - the way they fight standing upright on platforms in the air is… 08/15/2015 on The Goddamn Bugman 0
#84 - but you do understand the whole 'caring about people looking a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on Buying tampoos 0
User avatar #85 - dorfdorfdorf (08/15/2015) [-]
like there's no reason whatsoever to be embarrassed about it if you think for one second about what you're doing. something like singing on the metro or wearing no shirt for a day, that would be understandable. it's completely out of the norm and there's no easily understandable reason for you to do it. buying tampons? bitches bleed. every month. there's no reason to make fun of or fear being made fun of for doing that.
#49 - You don't star in 41 games without getting some great dental. 08/14/2015 on Ryu +1
#82 - your first sentence perplexes me... you don't understand the c…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Buying tampoos 0
User avatar #83 - dorfdorfdorf (08/15/2015) [-]
not related to buying tampons or condoms. no one's gonna think you're weird for shitting in the toilet or drinking water. it's stuff everybody does.
#84 - amuzen (08/15/2015) [-]
but you do understand the whole 'caring about people looking at you funny' aspect of life then though? like even if you feel justified in what you're doing doesn't mean you can't feel embarrassed about doing it.
User avatar #85 - dorfdorfdorf (08/15/2015) [-]
like there's no reason whatsoever to be embarrassed about it if you think for one second about what you're doing. something like singing on the metro or wearing no shirt for a day, that would be understandable. it's completely out of the norm and there's no easily understandable reason for you to do it. buying tampons? bitches bleed. every month. there's no reason to make fun of or fear being made fun of for doing that.
#20 - Jocks have more famous people, nerds have more wealthy people … 08/14/2015 on Twist 0
#2 - That's some bleach **** but without the shoddy animation.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on The Goddamn Bugman 0
#10 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
you see this and the first thing you think of is Bleach?
#11 - amuzen (08/15/2015) [-]
the way they fight standing upright on platforms in the air is like bleach, the way they have internal monologues about strategy is like bleach, the way the one guy disengages then shoots his gun to force the other into a bad position (rather than using it to straight up kill him) is like kido or cero in bleach, the way the dark one uses 'put on' to to get a temporary power bonus towards the end of the fight is like the vizard masks in bleach, the way the red one avoids this put on ability at the last moment by making an impossible inexplicable super fast movement is the same as how flash steps work in bleach, then way he then taunts his opponent afterwards and shows off is like bleach, the way he uses Maximum hyper typhoon at the end is like ichigo's getsuga tensho.

Everything is super bleach like, I'm willing to bet this was one of the inspirations for bleach or vice versa.
#45 - Also it was one (not THE first, but within the first wav… 08/14/2015 on Unpopular Game 0
#44 - Mmorpgs are characterized by spending weeks grinding to rush t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Unpopular Game 0
#52 - cursesnew (08/14/2015) [-]
I like SOME MMORPG but not all of them. I don't like the pointless type that gives no reward. Kingdoms of Amalur was like that. It just felt soulless for me.

The story was quite forgettable too.

But the game was made like a MMORPG but went SP only and a lot of reviewers thought the same.
User avatar #47 - sircool (08/14/2015) [-]
I think he was talking about how areas worked/loaded/size and dungeons. it was TOTALLY an mmo in those aspects.
#43 - it wasn't until awhile after the company was dead and gone so … 08/14/2015 on Unpopular Game 0
#4 - that sucks, everything pre PS2 is at thrift stores everywhere … 08/14/2015 on Gaming System 0
#1 - I had this terrible moment on the road the other day where I h… 08/13/2015 on Every time +3
#4 - basic color schemes, similar personalities, this head canon wo… 08/13/2015 on Mind Blown +4
#48 - I knew what sex 'was' at 10 so when sex ed came around at 14 m…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Stole from tumblr +2
User avatar #57 - mirukawa (08/14/2015) [-]
They're also making male birth control now.
#227 - tarabostes (08/14/2015) [-]
I'll need one before goin' inside your pussy-cave baby ;)

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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