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#20 - Golem or bracelet. 12/02/2014 on Choose. 0
#49 - a kitten, a computer, internet, and a green house (assuming it… 12/02/2014 on Choose #2 0
#99 - I choose psionics, as a bit of fun I tried rolling for genetic… 12/01/2014 on Choose #3 0
#3 - Dragonborn (once a month is to steep a cooldown, basically for… 12/01/2014 on Dragons 0
#24 - yeah if you want science fiction watch star trek starwars is s… 12/01/2014 on ms paint is awesome 0
#8 - the story I'm thinking is me and my robot phrog end up in… 12/01/2014 on Choose 5 Companions 0
#152 - to be fair the time it take to animate tits is like 1/8th the … 11/30/2014 on money well spent. 0
#82 - or you made a grammatical error. 11/29/2014 on You done fucked up now! +1
#65 - so he's saying that if it was going to risk you a 20~ dollar t… 11/29/2014 on small good deeds 0
#157 - I thought the first one was spitting a wing out of its mouth. 11/25/2014 on Really cute Monstergirl... 0
#30 - Guy's reaching over a glass barrier and putting his unwashed h… 11/25/2014 on Obama and tumblr +6
#66 - I thought this was going somewhere but then it went nowhere. 11/25/2014 on This is absolutely... 0
#6 - If anyones interested in any of those races in game statistics… 11/25/2014 on D&D Campaign: Homebew Races 0
#5 - The races in my campaign (that I hope to host someday in the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on D&D Campaign: Homebew Races 0
#6 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
If anyones interested in any of those races in game statistics request em individually from me because they're aren't saved to this computer so I'll have to retype them by memory and each races stat blocks will take up more than half a comment so it's not efficient for me just say all of em.
#161 - I think it's funny that you pointed out the whole rules lawyer… 11/25/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition 0
#23 - rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessio…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +1
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#22 - The fight (for me at least I wasn't paying to much attention t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +2
#23 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessions long in total, including 3 before the session I just recounted.
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#21 - Had a campaign like this once, 4E I was a Void Gensai Swordmag…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +2
#22 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
The fight (for me at least I wasn't paying to much attention to the horde battle since they were over 500 ft away) basically went like
>the house entry way came to life eating me for a shit load of damage
>I teleported out
>the house pulled itself out of its foundation and tried to slam attack me with its east wing but I dodged
>I slashed out a support beam
>it trys to devour me again, the Dm explaining it as one of the windows turning into a sort of gaping mouth full of whirling broken glass
>I teleport out reach
>It slammed me with the west wing for a crap load and eats me again
>house is trying to chew me up, the furniture inside is all bending and twisting into a giant sort of grinder, I succeed a couple of reflex saves and manage to run to the other side of the house and tackle my way out of a window
>the house tries to slam me again, I dodge
>I ran to the edge of the cliff
>The house chases after me
>nowhere to go
>I read an action to use my void gensai power as soon as it attacks
>It lunges at me, my void gensai power activates, it slams the edge of the cliff where I used to be and topples down into the water
>I collapse to the ground with 6 hit points just as my friends finish the horde battle.

Rest of that session we were up turning a doppelganger conspiracy to take over the nation by slowly phasing out humanity of various powerful stations with doppelganger clones while simultaneously breeding a horde of mimics to serve as their primary military.
#23 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessions long in total, including 3 before the session I just recounted.
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#10 - almost join an online group once but we all introduced ourselv… 11/24/2014 on My experience with D&D so... 0
#18 - Hmm the more comfortable I am with the people in the room the … 11/24/2014 on The Eight Gamer Alignnments 0
#62 - is that some sorta fancy word fer beaners?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Death: The Complete Saga 0
#63 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
No, beaners are still beaners, the alamo is a mission where davy crocket kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but famously ran out of bubblegum.
#60 - We got mo Bears  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Death: The Complete Saga 0
#61 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
we got more alamos
#62 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
is that some sorta fancy word fer beaners?
#63 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
No, beaners are still beaners, the alamo is a mission where davy crocket kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but famously ran out of bubblegum.
#58 - I'm Laskan so what have you.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Death: The Complete Saga 0
#59 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
Texas might be smaller than ahlahski but we got more people
#60 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
We got mo Bears
#61 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
we got more alamos
#62 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
is that some sorta fancy word fer beaners?
#63 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
No, beaners are still beaners, the alamo is a mission where davy crocket kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but famously ran out of bubblegum.
#56 - battletechmech tellin both o' yous.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Death: The Complete Saga +1
#57 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm Texan, so I standardize to the southern redneck die-elect
#58 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm Laskan so what have you.
#59 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
Texas might be smaller than ahlahski but we got more people
#60 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
We got mo Bears
#61 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
we got more alamos
#62 - amuzen (11/24/2014) [-]
is that some sorta fancy word fer beaners?
#63 - battletechmech (11/24/2014) [-]
No, beaners are still beaners, the alamo is a mission where davy crocket kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but famously ran out of bubblegum.
#40 - as a rule of thumb every statistic you read on the internet wi… 11/24/2014 on "Sharks are deadly'' 0
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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