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#60 - a little bit, not enough to effect your physical health. Rigor… 04/17/2014 on men emergency room 0
#2 - yeah but this sounds secretive and shady.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Brothels +20
User avatar #19 - pwnie (04/18/2014) [-]
I guess those must be the best ones anyway , if they're trying to hide them so much heh heh heh
#58 - the joke doesn't mention anything about heart rate or blood fl…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on men emergency room 0
User avatar #59 - mrsixinch (04/17/2014) [-]
If your heart doesn't beat a little bit faster when watching porn, there is something wrong with your parasympathetic nervous system.
#60 - amuzen (04/17/2014) [-]
a little bit, not enough to effect your physical health. Rigorous sex, maybe, but just like being a room with porn playing that shouldn't really effect your heart rate all that much.
#53 - I moved around a lot, I was never there for the actual wank it… 04/17/2014 on She didn't mind +2
#17 - or you could just be some ******* with a laptop a… 04/17/2014 on decisions…. 0
#47 - the joke is that all the blood is rushing to their dicks so it…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2014 on men emergency room 0
#58 - amuzen (04/17/2014) [-]
the joke doesn't mention anything about heart rate or blood flow (it mentions pulse but only as way to show he's on the verge of death) it's based on interpretation beyond showing them about to pass out on the verge of death then showing them sitting rigid with wide eyed intensity.

there's two interpretations that makes sense and one that doesn't
one is it could be that it's based on blood flow to the penis preventing them from bleeding out, and another being that they're so unable to look away that they can't allow themselves to die

You gave an interpretation for the joke then shot a hole in it saying it's contradictory, I gave an alternative interpretation for the joke and you responded by saying no it has to be my original interpretation despite the fact that neither really has any evidence to support it.

Also if you get a particularly heightened heart rate from seeing a porno, you should probably consult a doctor.
User avatar #59 - mrsixinch (04/17/2014) [-]
If your heart doesn't beat a little bit faster when watching porn, there is something wrong with your parasympathetic nervous system.
#60 - amuzen (04/17/2014) [-]
a little bit, not enough to effect your physical health. Rigorous sex, maybe, but just like being a room with porn playing that shouldn't really effect your heart rate all that much.
User avatar #57 - assrocket (04/17/2014) [-]
The joke is that their heart rate will speed up because they're horny. It has nothing to do with the bleeding out.
#46 - Where can I find these?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on men emergency room 0
User avatar #50 - mrgoodlove (04/17/2014) [-]
The internet thank me later
#21 - where can I find these? 04/17/2014 on kind thief 0
#46 - she's an old lady screaming and praying is not an appropriate …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on She didn't mind +5
#52 - ninjaroo (04/17/2014) [-]
Where the hell did you grow up, I've never known anyone to even try wanking in public at any point.
User avatar #107 - fukkendragonite (04/17/2014) [-]
I knew a guy who used to do it occasionally. The desks had this sort of board on the front that went all the way to the floor so unless you were behind him you couldn't see. Teacher at the front never had any idea.

Nobody had any idea what to say, but eventually someone told him (when the teacher wasn't there) that we could see him and he didn't even care. He just started sitting at the back in future so we didn't have to see that shit. I saw it once and made it my mission to stay the fuck away, but some people who turned up late didn't have such fortune because all the desks were taken, with only the one directly behind him free.

He also once got his balls out in an art lesson so he could draw them. He didn't like art lessons.
User avatar #61 - AnomynousUser (04/17/2014) [-]
Someone in my highschool jerked off at least twice in the middle of class (two separate classes)...
User avatar #57 - reginleif (04/17/2014) [-]
Actually I've heard of this happening quite a bit in middle school, although just like the guy below me I was never there for the actual wanking. :/
#53 - amuzen (04/17/2014) [-]
I moved around a lot, I was never there for the actual wank itself but it was just like, if you wanked off during class in middle school, that's your life now, you are forever the guy who got caught wanking in class. I went to a different school every year so it was more likely I would run into these people I guess.
#62 - Picture 04/17/2014 on The struggle is real +1
#12 - I have done this before, it's the only way to keep your dignit…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on kind thief +9
#18 - zerith (04/17/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** YFW
#64 - assassindash (04/17/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
MFW your picture roll failed.
no comic plsx
User avatar #80 - zerith (04/17/2014) [-]
Uhhh...Okay.
#137 - PC and consoles are for entirely different things and thus the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on PC vs Console -2
User avatar #163 - SteyrAUG (04/17/2014) [-]
I've got a $600 (amount I paid for it, not amount it's worth) gaming rig, because I've got really old parts. I'm running a core 2 quad I got on ebay over the summer with 8gb ddr2 and a gtx 650 ti.

This thing will still stomp the crap out of the xbox 1 and give the ps4 a run for its money specwise, even though the hardware I have in here is obsolete in comparison. Combine that with the ability to run solidworks and engineering equation solver, and this thing has significantly higher value than any console.
User avatar #342 - pocketstooheavy (04/17/2014) [-]
Amen, brother. PCs will always have better performance and PC parts are always getting cheaper and cheaper.
#44 - neither of those things have anything to do with anything … 04/17/2014 on Sad Truth of Crumpetland +3
#272 - straight up vanilla heterosexuality is the default needed for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on .......... 0
User avatar #273 - professorbob (04/17/2014) [-]
Look, I agree completely that you can't change what people like and there is no reason you should hate somebody for it, you aren't getting an argument out of me on that. I'm just curious as to why you think that just because homosexuals can't reproduce that they are 'worse' people than heterosexuals, for lack of a better word.

Many heterosexual couples can't produce offspring or simply don't want to. Being in a relationship with somebody isn't all about reproduction, in fact it rarely is these days. If I'm in a relationship, it's because I love the person I'm with, regardless of my sexuality. Besides, there's always adoption and surrogate parents.

Also, what have furries done to earn ourselves a bad reputation? We just like anthropomorphic creatures is all, and don't tell me you don't love a good movie like Robin Hood or The Fox and the Hound.

Also also, thanks for actually holding an intelligent conversation instead of just throwing random Bible quotes at me or something like that. It's refreshing to have a nice, healthy debate once in a while.
#57 - I am sarcastically exasperated by this. 04/16/2014 on Oh shit +2
#25 - he didn't call it his own he just reposted an image that's bee… 04/16/2014 on God Diggity Damn +1
#5 - double plot twist, he plays Helena and helena plays him and it… 04/16/2014 on Tim Burton 0
#19 - was going to say PLOT TWIST and post this but you beat me to it. 04/16/2014 on i hate you dad +1
#29 - plot twist, the tissues are actually 6' by 6' man sized tissues. 04/16/2014 on the tissues make sence +2
#61 - Plot twist, Op's actually a fat guy and he's just happy to hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Betamon +1
#62 - encomiumpilot (04/16/2014) [-]
I like happy endings.
#270 - the only difference between a 'sexual orientation' and a ' …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on .......... 0
User avatar #271 - professorbob (04/17/2014) [-]
Well, loving a man is a far cry from molesting children who can't consent, so I think that's one of the reasons why we support equal marriage rights and not pedophilia. Besides, if homosexuality was considered a fetish, surely heterosexuality would be in the same boat.
#272 - amuzen (04/17/2014) [-]
straight up vanilla heterosexuality is the default needed for basic survival so it's kinda different, all those other things, those aren't for reproduction they're strictly for mental and phyiscal appeasement.

Although since a lot of heterosexuality is about these things it still really is in the same boat that you also can't begrudge someone their heterosexuality since as the homosexual community across the continental US has been very vocal about these last 5 years, 'sexual orientation isn't in your control'

I'll agree that pedophiles, rapists and necrophiliacs are objectively worse than homosexuals with no argument there, in much the same way that I think homosexuals, polygamists, and masochists are worse than furrys but from an empathetic point of they're virtually identical.

All I'm saying is either you accept that people's sexual desires are genetically and psychologically compounded into them and not just something they decided and thus that's inappropriate to condemn, neglect or begrudge them for it, or you believe they are a personal life choice and you have no obligations to be supportive of it.

under this model you can still have charges and jail times to control pedophiles and rapists for things like assault, obviously we can't just have them running wild. You just can't begrudge them the base ethic's of their 'sexual orientations'
User avatar #273 - professorbob (04/17/2014) [-]
Look, I agree completely that you can't change what people like and there is no reason you should hate somebody for it, you aren't getting an argument out of me on that. I'm just curious as to why you think that just because homosexuals can't reproduce that they are 'worse' people than heterosexuals, for lack of a better word.

Many heterosexual couples can't produce offspring or simply don't want to. Being in a relationship with somebody isn't all about reproduction, in fact it rarely is these days. If I'm in a relationship, it's because I love the person I'm with, regardless of my sexuality. Besides, there's always adoption and surrogate parents.

Also, what have furries done to earn ourselves a bad reputation? We just like anthropomorphic creatures is all, and don't tell me you don't love a good movie like Robin Hood or The Fox and the Hound.

Also also, thanks for actually holding an intelligent conversation instead of just throwing random Bible quotes at me or something like that. It's refreshing to have a nice, healthy debate once in a while.
#241 - It's like Larklight meets Treasure Island. 04/15/2014 on Forget Frozen, THIS is best... 0
#145 - I don't know why you would say that when most genre's that had… 04/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#126 - Pan's labyrinth hard to follow, interesting, but by the end I …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Sign me up....... 0
#127 - youxbarstard (04/15/2014) [-]
Well I'm not going to spoil No country for old men, so you can Google it if you want.
All I'll say about it is that it is in my top 5 favorite films.
#166 - Except people like mewtwo because he's a cool character even i… 04/15/2014 on Super Smash Bros Mewtwo 0
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User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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