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#13 - Yiff  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on lick 0
#14 - urgey (9 hours ago) [-]
#15 - amuzen (9 hours ago) [-]
#16 - urgey (8 hours ago) [-]
*Drift (i guess)
#17 - amuzen (8 hours ago) [-]
#18 - urgey (8 hours ago) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
#34 - Comment deleted 9 hours ago on liar (long post) read desc 0
#16 - that could be a pretty cool beginning for a side series about …  [+] (7 new replies) 9 hours ago on The End 0
User avatar #26 - angelious (39 minutes ago) [-]
they go back in.tell the red,blue and yellow team of their foundings,they get mad and unite. and then invade the utopia.
#29 - amuzen (36 minutes ago) [-]
I was imagining they just wander off into the sci fi peaceful futuristic settings and they just cause increasingly large amounts of shenanigans in that world until ultimately they end up fucking everything up for everyone there and turn the entire world into a desolate wasteland just like their old city.

I imagine if they were to go back in they would both get killed before they could do anything like unite everyone, plus they'd probably never find their way back to that particular hole in the wall and everyone would think they had just gone crazy.
User avatar #30 - angelious (34 minutes ago) [-]
i thought of that too.

but i wanted to do try and say something different since that one sounded way too obvious of a choice...
#31 - amuzen (33 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but obvious =/= bad/uninteresting.
User avatar #32 - angelious (30 minutes ago) [-]
true but obvious= people would already think about it(like you thought about the sequence where they go shenanigans) = redundant to say it out loud.
#33 - amuzen (29 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but just because they imagine it going that general direction doesn't mean they could have more than a few laughs as it goes plus it's rather satisfying seeing how that kind of thing plays out.
User avatar #34 - angelious (28 minutes ago) [-]
yeah. im just explaining why i talked about them uniting the teams and attacking them instead of the walking into the city for shenanigans. since i was trying to bring something new to the conversation.
#8 - Burger king has very little room to make quips regarding mc do…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on No Chill 0
User avatar #9 - sketchE (6 hours ago) [-]
in regards to chicken outside of chicken based restaraunts burger king has the best of any fast food restaraunt
#20 - depends on the definition of smart really, that being said; … 10 hours ago on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +1
#6 - Holy **** I bet that's why they started restricting age… 10 hours ago on Who Sucks 0
#5 - They've started restricting the sales of those things in a lot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Who Sucks 0
#6 - amuzen (10 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit I bet that's why they started restricting age for lighters/knives/scissors to 18 as well, I'm just realizing it's not because they think teenagers will accidentally hurt themselves with that shit like with 12 year olds but because they're worried they'll purposely hurt themselves with it.
#8 - Jif*  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on lick 0
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#16 - urgey (8 hours ago) [-]
*Drift (i guess)
#17 - amuzen (8 hours ago) [-]
#18 - urgey (8 hours ago) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
#16 - Smart, sense of style, Loyal. And I'm not talking like loy…  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +1
User avatar #18 - rockamekishiko (10 hours ago) [-]
if she's smart, she'll know how to cook and have a sense of style
#20 - amuzen (10 hours ago) [-]
depends on the definition of smart really, that being said;

I think it's more wise to learn how to cook than necessarily smart since you can focus all the time and effort you put into knowing how to cook into working and easily make more money than you would have to spend to have someone else cook for you. (think about it, it takes about half an hour to an hour per meal to do the shopping for all the ingredients, preparation for the ingredients dishes etc and costs about half as much to do it yourself rather than get to go from somewhere, so on average you're saving about 5-10 dollars and spending half an hour to an hour per meal. therefore an hour of your time has to be worth approximately 10 dollars for it to truly be 'smart' to know cooking. people with intellectually challenging jobs generally make more than 20 dollars an hour, therefore even when it comes to more expensive meals it's generally more cost efficient for that sort of person to outsource the cooking part of their lives in favor of doing what they're good at. However if you're not like particularly smart and can't cut it as an engineer or a doctor or other high paying job then it's generally speaking a good idea to pick up the ability to cook for yourself since that means you can usually save a bit of money when you're struggling to make more of it.

And as for a sense of style? that's more based on experience and sense of self rather than knowledge or reasoning skills, it's more the sort of thing you gotta figure out by doing than thinking.
#12 - Hmmm I wonder if Patreon could be used to pay for college with… 11 hours ago on The end. 0
#4 - that's beautiful, I wonder if whoever was behind that knew it … 11 hours ago on sometimes disabling adblock... 0
#11 - I absolutely love the one with the girl painting in her clutte… 11 hours ago on 7 0
#115 - the women who was arrested for sending hey boyfriend 70,000+ m… 12 hours ago on Ex girlfriends 0
#57 - Hmmm I think I agree almost exactly except The first bit w… 13 hours ago on Gravity Falls +1
#4 - oh yeah in an area like that I guess there'd be a lack of wate… 13 hours ago on but they are cute 0
#2 - I understand the reasoning for people not wanting invasive spe…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on but they are cute -2
User avatar #3 - norkas (13 hours ago) [-]
What ends up happening is what little lush land my country has is turned into a fucking desert.
#4 - amuzen (13 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah in an area like that I guess there'd be a lack of water
to be honest I was thinking of plants at the time, we have a lot of 'invasive species' of plants here that propagate like crazy and are more sturdy than other plants so we work to get rid of them in order to sustain a more diverse biome of life since the general idea is that if we let em be we'll only end up with a handful of species.

With rabbits we do the same thing around here for similar reasons, generally speaking having rabbits actually increases the amount of greenery than decreasing it since they fertilize all the soil and eat anything green, but I guess in a place with a lack of water that would change the name of the game a bit when it comes to invasive animal species. It wouldn't just lower the amount of diversity, it'd actually bleed the entire ecosystem dry and everything including the rabbits would die off.
#146 - so are you saying that hippies may or may not be a factor in b… 13 hours ago on faith in humanity restored 0
#88 - I think it's stuffed with them like a crepe. 20 hours ago on What a time to be alive... 0
#62 - Why do you guys have so many ******* rabbits? I heard t…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on faith in humanity restored +1
#108 - thumbnthumber (17 hours ago) [-]
well to save you the time on this, UVic went full on holocaust in 2012 and killed off around 95% of our entire rabbit population, it was insane. There was literally a rabbit cull, a fucking witch hunt for the fuzzy bastards.
Its a perfect environment for them. tons of grass and foliage, rains almost 3 times a week to help keep up the growth rate of the plants to refurbish all the shit they eat, and since they crap everywhere they fertilized everything. it turned into a giant circle of rabbit orgy so the UVic SS (probably exists, maybe just Campus Security) rounded up these fuckers and sent them to the farm with grandma and grandpa.
the hippy question is an unknown verification, as the same thing happened to kelowna and they have minimal hippies. still enjoy the free weed and vibes though
#146 - amuzen (13 hours ago) [-]
so are you saying that hippies may or may not be a factor in bringing about the cute and fuzzy apocalypse?
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#2 - I left a bag full of apples in the back for my car for 5 month… 03/30/2015 on Milk 0
#18 - pokemons real though, it's responsible for the exchange of mil… 03/29/2015 on Yu-gi-oh? 0
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#1 - All the children who were enjoying those books as they were co… 03/28/2015 on Manchild +3
#121 - welcome to any time in the last 300 years lol. Or hell even an…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on just some axes 0
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
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#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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