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#81 - oh you were trying to be 'sarcastic'  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Trying to break in... 0
User avatar #82 - yonyon (7 hours ago) [-]
yep
User avatar #89 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
Italic greenish-grey text can be used for sarcasm.
User avatar #93 - yonyon (6 hours ago) [-]
Is... Is that a thing?
User avatar #104 - heartlessrobot (6 hours ago) [-]
When commenting, hit the slanted capital I, and then hover your mouse over the color-blocks. The third one should be what you're looking for.
User avatar #159 - yonyon (5 hours ago) [-]
No, I know how to do that, I just didn't know that we used that as a way to make clear we're using sarcasm.
#175 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
well when you write a simple statement like that it hardly looks like sarcasm at all.
#79 - if your leaving you car for a long enough period of time that …  [+] (8 new replies) 7 hours ago on Trying to break in... 0
User avatar #80 - yonyon (7 hours ago) [-]
That was my point, yes.
#81 - amuzen (7 hours ago) [-]
oh you were trying to be 'sarcastic'
User avatar #82 - yonyon (7 hours ago) [-]
yep
User avatar #89 - heartlessrobot (7 hours ago) [-]
Italic greenish-grey text can be used for sarcasm.
User avatar #93 - yonyon (6 hours ago) [-]
Is... Is that a thing?
User avatar #104 - heartlessrobot (6 hours ago) [-]
When commenting, hit the slanted capital I, and then hover your mouse over the color-blocks. The third one should be what you're looking for.
User avatar #159 - yonyon (5 hours ago) [-]
No, I know how to do that, I just didn't know that we used that as a way to make clear we're using sarcasm.
#175 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
well when you write a simple statement like that it hardly looks like sarcasm at all.
#60 - what he means is what definition of first are you looking for … 7 hours ago on What would you answer +3
#91 - I like that France think's they are both the most and least arrogant. 14 hours ago on THAT'S IT, NO MORE MONEY... +2
#6 - Not really inconsistent at all when you consider how the force… 15 hours ago on Women logic +3
#57 - Well when you say serious sport that people actually care abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on This wasn't on the news -1
#58 - icecoldkilla (18 hours ago) [-]
You forgot the most physical team sport, as well.
#50 - Futurama is done by Matt Groening who is just all around bette…  [+] (6 new replies) 19 hours ago on Meg +4
User avatar #51 - hashtronaut (19 hours ago) [-]
Some people take comments entirely too seriously..

you're one of them
User avatar #52 - alexthesiro (19 hours ago) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #57 - kenliz (18 hours ago) [-]
Wow.. What a Meg..
User avatar #75 - alexthesiro (17 hours ago) [-]
says you, weeaboo
#79 - mulletisha (5 hours ago) [-]
says you, brony
User avatar #80 - alexthesiro (1 hour ago) [-]
not a brony, buddy.
#25 - yep.  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Tunnel Cat +1
#33 - kiaserzerg (22 hours ago) [-]
any reason why?
User avatar #37 - hopporto (22 hours ago) [-]
P.E.T.A.
#39 - kiaserzerg (19 hours ago) [-]
if the stop killing 97+ percent of their rescues, ill listen.
#18 - from a religious stand point maybe but as far as your memories…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on Woke Up After Death In A... 0
User avatar #68 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
Not from a religious one, but a scientific one.

The reason the me now and the me a year from now are (or feel like) the same person, is all the time in between.
#29 - apurpleliger (20 hours ago) [-]
The "new you" would have your memories, but it wouldn't be you. Once you die, you die. Maybe they can recreate your body from before you died, but that's a new person in that body. Not talking about spirit or soul or anything like that even, it's still more or less a fact that when the brain stops, consciousness ends. Newly reformed brain means new consciousness.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (17 hours ago) [-]
so youre saying people who are clinically dead and revived by current medical technology arent the same person before their heart stopped beating
User avatar #69 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
Potentially, yes.
User avatar #52 - choclategum (16 hours ago) [-]
That's a little different. Their brain is still in their body and probably still active. it takes 10 seconds to 7 minutes for your brain to fully stop after death. from what I read. where as in this case their body was completely burnt to ashes. Brain included maybe. so there not much consciousness left.
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
yeah but what about those people brought back after the 7 minute barrier....

like say....that dead chinese baby that woke up at her own funeral....alot longer than 7 minutes
User avatar #70 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
They might not be. The problem is, because consciousness (in the sense of "you") is purely subjective, it's impossible to tell. The question is really, at what point is the stream of consciousness interrupted enough for it to stop completely, before being restarted again.
#138 - It's water proof to an extent but if you were to say put it th… 07/27/2014 on Canadian money 0
#12 - for 12,500 that's super lame. 07/27/2014 on Woke Up After Death In A... +2
#52 - to it's the kind of 'out of place' sort of fear, when you watc… 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - don't get me wrong, the chances of that body actually being pi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Woke Up After Death In A... 0
User avatar #22 - monswine (22 hours ago) [-]
there is almost infinitely more chance of the bottle getting exactly where you want it to ON TIME than there is for you to be picked up by space aliens.
#5 - theoretically, if your body were properly preserved and their…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Woke Up After Death In A... -1
User avatar #16 - wthree (07/27/2014) [-]
The problem is though, it wouldn't be you. It would be a (relatively) exact copy of you. There would be no continuity between the two selves.
#18 - amuzen (23 hours ago) [-]
from a religious stand point maybe but as far as your memories and higher functions to determine who 'you are' it would be as much you as say the difference between the you of now and the you of a year ago.
User avatar #68 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
Not from a religious one, but a scientific one.

The reason the me now and the me a year from now are (or feel like) the same person, is all the time in between.
#29 - apurpleliger (20 hours ago) [-]
The "new you" would have your memories, but it wouldn't be you. Once you die, you die. Maybe they can recreate your body from before you died, but that's a new person in that body. Not talking about spirit or soul or anything like that even, it's still more or less a fact that when the brain stops, consciousness ends. Newly reformed brain means new consciousness.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (17 hours ago) [-]
so youre saying people who are clinically dead and revived by current medical technology arent the same person before their heart stopped beating
User avatar #69 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
Potentially, yes.
User avatar #52 - choclategum (16 hours ago) [-]
That's a little different. Their brain is still in their body and probably still active. it takes 10 seconds to 7 minutes for your brain to fully stop after death. from what I read. where as in this case their body was completely burnt to ashes. Brain included maybe. so there not much consciousness left.
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
yeah but what about those people brought back after the 7 minute barrier....

like say....that dead chinese baby that woke up at her own funeral....alot longer than 7 minutes
User avatar #70 - wthree (5 hours ago) [-]
They might not be. The problem is, because consciousness (in the sense of "you") is purely subjective, it's impossible to tell. The question is really, at what point is the stream of consciousness interrupted enough for it to stop completely, before being restarted again.
User avatar #8 - minnten (07/27/2014) [-]
But it says in the post that you're cremated.
#12 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
for 12,500 that's super lame.
#6 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
don't get me wrong, the chances of that body actually being picked up by some super civilization possessed of the curiosity and medicial prestige needed to try and revive every unknown stray life form that they find as opposed to crashing into space debris or a sun or a planet made of pure acid or some shit like that is about as much chance as you being able to throw a bottle out to sea and have it get to who you're sending to.
User avatar #22 - monswine (22 hours ago) [-]
there is almost infinitely more chance of the bottle getting exactly where you want it to ON TIME than there is for you to be picked up by space aliens.
#45 - it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +2
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#42 - nor is there a rectangle, there's a difference but it's still …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +1
#44 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
Looks like i's inspired by bunting.
#45 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the generic box figure drawing while attempting to not look garish.
It just so happens that it ends up coming out looking more like the Puertirican flag than anything else.
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#43 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I really dont think it is closer.
#40 - no it's not, 3 red & 2 white vertical stripes + a star wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +2
User avatar #41 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
There's no fucking triangle on his uniform you blind twat.
#42 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
nor is there a rectangle, there's a difference but it's still closer to the puerto reco flag than the than the texan flag.
#44 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
Looks like i's inspired by bunting.
#45 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the generic box figure drawing while attempting to not look garish.
It just so happens that it ends up coming out looking more like the Puertirican flag than anything else.
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#43 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I really dont think it is closer.
#1 - maybe their number is 225-5881 or cal lus! 07/27/2014 on But, How +4
#99 - because on this site, if something doesn't make sense, that's … 07/27/2014 on Even more people you see at... +3
#1057 - The Saturday thing is to say that you've got nothing better to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
#1059 - Jovialgamer (07/27/2014) [-]
Thank you for the clarification! And yeah, I suppose that does make it the most telling factor. internet access, free time, etc etc.
#7 - Because then they wouldn't be xmen mutants who's limits based … 07/27/2014 on All Useless +5
#3 - None of what you just said makes sense A. I've been on fun…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on All Useless +5
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#18 - angelious (07/27/2014) [-]
just...stop commenting...
User avatar #16 - Killerwale (07/27/2014) [-]
you think you're clever, but really not, should've just shut it.
#1 - The whole point of the Xavier institute is to take people with…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/27/2014 on All Useless +182
#46 - apurpleliger (21 hours ago) [-]
Or, OR, the purple guy can just turn purple.
User avatar #40 - thepollock (22 hours ago) [-]
not all mutant abilities are incredibly strong. Remember in X-Men 3? when there was that fat guy, and all he could do was become skinny? and then that tattooed chick said there was only one level 3 mutant here? That is their strength level unlike Anime, for humans/mutants their strength level is pretty much determined already.
User avatar #39 - hazardpay (23 hours ago) [-]
Last one is still useless, she's gotta carry fucking spinach everywhere and have a meal of it before her powers work? this aint skyrim folks.
#43 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
and then he ate 6 entire cheese wheels
#29 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Also they're supposed to be mutations, mutations are to help animals survive, so it's unlike that a mutant in the x-men universe would ever develop a totally useless power simply because it's totally useless.
#37 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
Mutations do not automatically help things survive. Albinism is a mutation, and it most certainly doesn't help almost any species survive. In fact, humans have to take proactive steps to make sure that albino animals aren't killed almost immediately.
User avatar #21 - sciencexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
A brilliant open mind is the only thing they need to unlock their powers, and that is why Xavier is there. I love the way you think.
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#7 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
Because then they wouldn't be xmen mutants who's limits based on just how far they're willing to go with it, if they were just physically incapable of going further with them they wouldn't fit with the rest of the x men universe.
I'm not being like a rule nazi or something I'm just speculating that it's kind of cool that as it stands they all fit rather nicely in the x-men universe and leaves lots of room for character development later on down the road.
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#3 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
None of what you just said makes sense
A. I've been on funnyjunk longer than you (Apparent by the blueness of my name)
B. I didn't killjoy some ongoing joke, if anything I just pointed out how relevant this image was to the X-men because that really is what the D list xmen are like.
#4 - chimpaflimp has deleted their comment.
#18 - angelious (07/27/2014) [-]
just...stop commenting...
User avatar #16 - Killerwale (07/27/2014) [-]
you think you're clever, but really not, should've just shut it.
#662 - White +25 Male +25 Straight +20 Cis +20 US (Ca… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#15 - Chips and junk food aren't even food it's more like candy, I'm… 07/27/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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