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#58 - Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage. 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#56 - Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#52 - Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#162 - I thought power girl was kryptonian? are they making the other…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Bruce, an hero 0
User avatar #173 - Ruspanic (03/24/2015) [-]
It's a different person with the Power Girl mantle. Just looked it up, apparently the original Power Girl gets transported back to Earth-2 and this chick is a human who gets powers.
#48 - What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your bod…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#46 - Looked up apparently their are plenty that work.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#47 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Diet pills = / = skinny pills.
#48 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your body absorbs less fat and a skinny pill exactly?
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#45 - That feels strange to me, like I'm sure a lot of them don't wo…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#46 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
www.webmd.com/diet/guide/weight-loss-prescription-weight-loss-medicine

Looked up apparently their are plenty that work.
#47 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Diet pills = / = skinny pills.
#48 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your body absorbs less fat and a skinny pill exactly?
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#200 - longest I've been able to go without porn or sex since I was 1… 03/24/2015 on things about porn 0
#283 - Cows, pigs, and sheep I can kind of understand the sympathy si… 03/24/2015 on Vegan +2
#18 - Now I really want to see how Toriyama would write up the futur… 03/24/2015 on DBZ Facts Comp #4 0
#17 - Yeah just finished watching it and I agree entirely. I'm not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - alphahelix (03/24/2015) [-]
YESSSSSS! WELCOME ABOARD. THE FEELS NEVER STOP.

exactly. Honestly, AT tries to throw a bigger net and make like every secondary super relevant. AT has a much bigger cast of relevant colorful characters, and they'll be episodes completely dedicated to them, individually, doing nothing, and that'll help characterize them but you can't do that with every single character cuz it just leaves you in a daze of exposition. SU focuses on a core essential group of characters and we get way more in-depth understanding and emotional attatchement with those characters.
#1 - Is that tomatophobic glass? 03/24/2015 on Finally +7
#40 - when I was a kid I watched most of the freiza and cell arcs wi… 03/24/2015 on DBZ Facts Comp #3: Cell... 0
#42 - Is that a fact or are you being presumptuous?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Rats -1
#115 - StealerShock (03/24/2015) [-]
it's a fact, they don't possess the parts of the brain required to have an understanding of 'fun'.
#101 - it has other loading screens aside from this that second secon…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on legend of shepherd -1
User avatar #102 - combatplatypus (03/24/2015) [-]
They're intended to allow the game to load new areas without dropping away from the characters to maintain immersion, so they have a minimum time slightly over the actual load time so you don't end the ride at an unloaded area. Personally I liked this, but if you don't there's really nothing to do about it unfortunately. ME2 and ME3 have regular loading screens though, and less of them.
#93 - There's a few portions near the beginning where you're just ki… 03/24/2015 on legend of shepherd 0
#90 - for every hour of game play I spent about 15 minutes literally…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on legend of shepherd 0
User avatar #92 - whycanticaps (03/24/2015) [-]
I was hardly ever in the citadel in ME1, so I enjoyed the rides
#93 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
There's a few portions near the beginning where you're just kind of stuck there and everyone just sits on those fucking elevators silently looking forward for a couple of minutes before you spend about 20 seconds running to the next elevator and eventually I was just like alright fuck this, I've spent two hours on this game and of that time I've only spent 15 minutes playing, they're fucking ridiculous.
#25 - 6th-9th grade science teaches the basics of PH, 10-11th grade … 03/24/2015 on Adventure Time 0
#84 - I can't get into mass effect one because the elevators are …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2015 on legend of shepherd 0
User avatar #100 - combatplatypus (03/24/2015) [-]
They're all loading screens, the game is old
#101 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
it has other loading screens aside from this that second seconds, I understand the purpose of them is to load the next zone but they have a minimum time in the elevator that's just to damn long.
User avatar #102 - combatplatypus (03/24/2015) [-]
They're intended to allow the game to load new areas without dropping away from the characters to maintain immersion, so they have a minimum time slightly over the actual load time so you don't end the ride at an unloaded area. Personally I liked this, but if you don't there's really nothing to do about it unfortunately. ME2 and ME3 have regular loading screens though, and less of them.
User avatar #88 - whycanticaps (03/24/2015) [-]
They are the best part though, the banter in some of them is hilarious
#90 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
for every hour of game play I spent about 15 minutes literally just watching the character ride elevators up and down main city.
User avatar #92 - whycanticaps (03/24/2015) [-]
I was hardly ever in the citadel in ME1, so I enjoyed the rides
#93 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
There's a few portions near the beginning where you're just kind of stuck there and everyone just sits on those fucking elevators silently looking forward for a couple of minutes before you spend about 20 seconds running to the next elevator and eventually I was just like alright fuck this, I've spent two hours on this game and of that time I've only spent 15 minutes playing, they're fucking ridiculous.
#67 - Not me, those proportions make her look like a malformed child…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Fan of the game +1
User avatar #75 - Zeigh (03/24/2015) [-]
Exactly!
#24 - the machine that brings fossils back is relatively new and it …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Shiny eevee +1
#28 - rollingpicture (03/24/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
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I like learning stuff like this. Have a thumb!
#23 - Also on top of that each and every one of those pokemon are at… 03/24/2015 on Shiny eevee 0
#35 - So he opened THREE copies? Presumably with his mother still in…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Anon ruins Christmas. +1
User avatar #42 - dingdongpancakes (03/24/2015) [-]
hey, some people are dmbasses
#79 - had to wrack my brains for a bit but this one time I met a whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on gardners workout 0
#80 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
yeah the closest you get to a professional gardener is a tree lopper and those blokes actually make alright money seen as its dangerous work and actually requires high risk work licenses and such.
#74 - actually gardening/landscaping/farming are generally speaking …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on gardners workout 0
User avatar #78 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
dude.. they are gardening tools lol, when have you heard of a professional gardener thats not a mexican?
#79 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
had to wrack my brains for a bit but this one time I met a white girl who was doing work for the landscaping business hired by my neighborhood strata, she was pruning the bushes outside my house and I asked her to ease up a bit because she cutting off way to much, I came home later that day and she had basically completely cut down the rose bushes in front of my house leaving only two completely barren stems shooting out of the ground.

I ended up complaining and it turned out she had was fired earlier that day for insubordination.

if it wasn't for that ONE girl who was a professional gardener for like a day, I would probably say never lol, I've actually noticed it's generally posted as a requirement on most landscaping positions that you speak Spanish.
#80 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
yeah the closest you get to a professional gardener is a tree lopper and those blokes actually make alright money seen as its dangerous work and actually requires high risk work licenses and such.

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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