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#163 - I read an article that circumcision makes it so a lot of the s…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... -1
User avatar #176 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract
Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
Circumcision linked to alexithymia
www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4
The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract
Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf
User avatar #177 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full
Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
www.circumcision.org/policy.htm
Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/
Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902
Circumcision has negligible benefit
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693
Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302
Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/
Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682
User avatar #179 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
Well over 100 boy's die from Circumcision every year in the US.
www.circinfo.org/USA_deaths.html


PS. Everyone should read this link if they have a little time.
rjolpi.richmond.edu/archive/Adler_Formatted.pdf
#317 - mutzaki (05/21/2014) [-]
You're the hero this world needs.
User avatar #401 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
No I'm the hero this worlds deserves but not the one it needs right now.
#183 - amuzen (05/21/2014) [-]
You should be saying this to montykarl not me, he's the one that seems to believe he has 'crushed' the debate.
User avatar #184 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
he's a fool.
#166 - montykarl (05/21/2014) [-]
I pretty much crushed that misbelief in a longwinded comment down the page. But it is a common one.
User avatar #182 - timmywankenobi (05/21/2014) [-]
the only thing you proved is thta you are a shill by posting biased AAP shit.
#181 - amuzen (05/21/2014) [-]
Well I just finished reading your comment below and... articulated as it might be it doesn't really 'crush' anything, you have no sources for what your saying and you might as well have just said CIRCUMCISION IS GOOD FUCK YOU.

Not that I really care again I'm just a dude that stumbled on a couple medical articles saying otherwise and felt I should point them out for the sake of the discussion, again I am not circumcised and have no intention of ever getting circumcised so it really doesn't matter to me what your freaky little cults like to do with their dicks.
User avatar #165 - namehasntbeentaken (05/21/2014) [-]
not true, and anyway how would someone prove it? not like you can truly grow that shit back, so it's just a myth
#170 - amuzen (05/21/2014) [-]
Well I was sorta high when I last looked into the subject so I don't remember it that well and I am not high now so I don't have the patience to re-research the subject and I am both out of Marijuana and have not had a dealer for the last 4 months so fat chance I will have the patience to research that kinda shit any time soon so I'll just link you the sites I read from and you can rail on them directly.

www.cirp.org/library/psych/immerman2/

www.doctorsopposingcircumcision.org/DOC/statement06.html
(Skip down to the part that starts out Removal of the nerves of the foreskin using Ctrl F)

www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CFsQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.issm.info%2Feducation-for-all%2Fsexual-health-qa%2Fdoes-circumcision-affect-sexual-function-or-pleasure&ei=D0N8U-C1HZbhoASwxYKwDQ&usg=AFQjCNFRkWL0gzpHn7wScQbpu1CM1qniVA&sig2=LU6vAV4O_BNT1uAE_kT4kw&bvm=bv.67229260,d.cGU

So I mean like, it makes sense that it might buuuuuuut I have a whole dick so I don't really care.
User avatar #172 - namehasntbeentaken (05/21/2014) [-]
sure there are a lot of pleasure receptors on that particular piece of skin but as you've stated, there is an ENTIRE dick left seriously if foreskin added any more pleasure to it I'd probably never take my hands of my junk.
User avatar #175 - deadnanners (05/21/2014) [-]
nerves at the end of the penis are dulled, it's different for everyone how much it changes but fact of the matter is foreskin is actually a good thing to have
#232 - Yeah as I said before a lot of them were friends of mine we di… 05/20/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
#214 - my 'school' was actually 12 different schools over the course …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #218 - kinginyellow (05/20/2014) [-]
Well you're no different for doing the same, you made a "point" based on personal experience with as much proof as everyone else who commented, which is none. Nobody was right or wrong in it, it's all based on circumstance. The only difference is you calling them jackasses and trying to appear like the only intelligent one.
#189 - posted a comment awhile back saying how trying to speed throug…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Hate when this happens 0
User avatar #220 - lolollo (05/20/2014) [-]
You're certain the issue wasn't that you were just overly sensitive to the idea that people were finishing their exams before you?
#232 - amuzen (05/20/2014) [-]
Yeah as I said before a lot of them were friends of mine we discussed the tests after the fact, I would also be in the same room as them a lot of the time even the ones I didn't hang out with seeing as how we were class mates and a lot of kids like to compare test scores, rather loudly, it's pretty obvious when someone finishes 20 minutes before anyone else and gets up to put it on the front desk or pulls out a book or leaves then the next week you hear them go like hey what did you get? 98%? ah damn pretty good I got 80% buuuuuut I wasn't really trying and that is a conversation that happens literally no matter where you go.
#205 - kinginyellow (05/20/2014) [-]
No, it was you talking about personal opinion and how in your school that the faster students didn't double check or try to figure out answers, and you called every "absorbed jack ass" a liar because of your personal experience. Get over it.
#214 - amuzen (05/20/2014) [-]
my 'school' was actually 12 different schools over the course of 6 years and what I said was that I had noticed a lot of people who finished and left tests particularly early tended to have lower scores than those that did not.

to which I had suffixed that I supposed it was because they skipped over answers they didn't get right away and because they didn't bother double checking any of their answers, a 'personal opinion' I had formed by befriending and talking to most of these people. Although I guess that could be seen as a conjecture on my part after all I have no proof those dozens of people across three countries really weren't just stupid the primary point of what I said is however not an opinion but rather an observation.

The people I called 'absorbed jack asses' were the bunch of people who decided I was vehemently incorrect purely based on observations they had made of themselves.
User avatar #218 - kinginyellow (05/20/2014) [-]
Well you're no different for doing the same, you made a "point" based on personal experience with as much proof as everyone else who commented, which is none. Nobody was right or wrong in it, it's all based on circumstance. The only difference is you calling them jackasses and trying to appear like the only intelligent one.
User avatar #197 - theexo (05/20/2014) [-]
You're fucking wrong you generally wasn't a good idea, i always past four days before everyone and i have great etc etc.
Source: I'm a Self Jackass Important such i can entirely relate
#404 - honestly if it weren't for social security paying me more than… 05/20/2014 on F U 0
#19 - you responded to me one singular comment an entire day after t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on This guy 0
#24 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
1. I don't pay attention to what time or day a comment was posted. I scroll and thumb from frontpage down to newest uploads. Sue me.
2. I did not twist your words, I simply offered my opinion. I'm terribly sorry that it differs from yours.
3. /You/ are the one who chose to attack /me/ who has the same style of opinion that is mentioned in the thread below.

My comment was not intended to "twist your words" only to simply offer up my own experience and opinion on the subject.

I am deeply and terribly sorry that you're not mature enough to handle a conversation with someone of a differing ideology.
#17 - Never said there wasn't people that aren't just faster than no…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on This guy 0
#18 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
I don't need to try and argue with a tryhard troll.
#19 - amuzen (05/20/2014) [-]
you responded to me one singular comment an entire day after the fact, twisted my words to create a bullshit point that almost entirely ignores my original post in order to call me out and 'I'm' the try hard troll. Alright dude whatever.
#24 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
1. I don't pay attention to what time or day a comment was posted. I scroll and thumb from frontpage down to newest uploads. Sue me.
2. I did not twist your words, I simply offered my opinion. I'm terribly sorry that it differs from yours.
3. /You/ are the one who chose to attack /me/ who has the same style of opinion that is mentioned in the thread below.

My comment was not intended to "twist your words" only to simply offer up my own experience and opinion on the subject.

I am deeply and terribly sorry that you're not mature enough to handle a conversation with someone of a differing ideology.
#4 - I'm more concerned about the entrance ways having one larger c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on What Does This Mean? +3
#6 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
There are two separate photos for each example. One of the pyramid shape, and one of an entrance thats been stuck to the botopm for comparison. As for the 3 doors - that's just a way of achieving a larger entrance with a flat top without it collapsing and two small to 1 big is well, people always like patterns and thats a pretty simply aesthetic one which fits the structural requirements.
#5 - beerholder (05/19/2014) [-]
The gateways are actually different. The one in Mexico has it on top, while the others are situated at the base. And as far as Egypt goes, the entrance at the stepped pyramid of Saqqara (I guess that's the one in the image), the entrances aren't designed with much grandeur since it was designed as a burial place meant to be sealed, while the others had ritualistic purposes.

And the 45 degree angle isn't quite a thing

The Egyptian stepped pyramid of Saqqara is angled at 49°
The meso-american pyramid at Chichen Itza is anglet at 53°
And the Koh Ker pyramid in Cambogia (not Indonesia) changes its angularity on the 3'rd step

Anyways, the picture insinuates heavily by finding dissociate similarities. Not all pyramids were constructed the same in any of those places, and the entrances weren't all built the same in any of those places.
#43 - The Hovel-Feels like the whole point of having a home on an is… 05/19/2014 on Choose 0
#90 - The road eternal or Healer. At first Nakama sounded t… 05/19/2014 on Only one +1
#168 - Realm : Paradise Primary Domain: Peace Secondary domai… 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - I noticed quite young that the people who finished their tests…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/19/2014 on This guy -16
#32 - ncsutroll (05/20/2014) [-]
ass backwards logic... finished tests first all through highschool and college and had good grades. sometimes lazy people finish quick and your logic applies, but in general a good test taker that knows their shit will get more questions wrong than right from double checking answers
#16 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
There's two types of people though. The kind you mentioned, and then there's the people who are simply fast test takers.
I'm a speed reader so I can read and comprehend the questions in at least half the amount of time as most of the rest of the class. I just pay attention in class, and generally score 85+ on the exams I take. A 60 question exam (in most of my exams) only takes me around 15 minutes to complete when the rest of the class takes 30-45 on average. I never double check answers.

It also depends on the school you go to and the general education and grade level. If the teacher allows a student that they know is failing or (struggling to comprehend the material in general) to leave after they finish abnormally fast, they should take it upon themselves to correct the problem to the best of their abilities. Some kids give up early simply because they don't want to be the last to finish and be embarrassed by struggling. If the teacher doesn't notice or care to correct it, it's their fault not the kids.



TL;DR Logic
#17 - amuzen (05/20/2014) [-]
Never said there wasn't people that aren't just faster than normal test takers and in fact was careful to state words like 'usually' and 'generally' to compensate for these people.

Although I will also say that most people who like to brag about how all their test scores were amazing during school are also liars and on more than one occasion I have noticed people years down the roads talking about how great they were in school while I remember having had gone to school with them and at the time they were barely Average. This has happened on several occasions and literally no body I know doesn't seem to remember doing particularly well in school.
#18 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
I don't need to try and argue with a tryhard troll.
#19 - amuzen (05/20/2014) [-]
you responded to me one singular comment an entire day after the fact, twisted my words to create a bullshit point that almost entirely ignores my original post in order to call me out and 'I'm' the try hard troll. Alright dude whatever.
#24 - RonniesCookieLove (05/20/2014) [-]
1. I don't pay attention to what time or day a comment was posted. I scroll and thumb from frontpage down to newest uploads. Sue me.
2. I did not twist your words, I simply offered my opinion. I'm terribly sorry that it differs from yours.
3. /You/ are the one who chose to attack /me/ who has the same style of opinion that is mentioned in the thread below.

My comment was not intended to "twist your words" only to simply offer up my own experience and opinion on the subject.

I am deeply and terribly sorry that you're not mature enough to handle a conversation with someone of a differing ideology.
#15 - hillbillypowpow (05/20/2014) [-]
Ew. double checking answers. Just get it right the first time you pleb.
User avatar #7 - exclamation (05/20/2014) [-]
I dunno. I rushed through my finals and got an A or B on all of them.
#2 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
I've always been one of the first people done with my tests, and I have never scored lower then 90% on any test i have taken. I am also in my 3rd year of college.....Most tests don't take me 20 minutes. Why do you think people who finish first get the lowest grades?
#10 - snood (05/20/2014) [-]
you've never scored less than 90% on a test?
well i've never scored less than 100% and i have a 13 inch dick.
#27 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
I can verify, I've seen his test scores.
#8 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
You must be majoring in something easy and straightforward, like anything math-based. It's not difficult to understand formulas, and you either get it or you don't get it. I imagine many other majors aren't so simple.
#30 - mayoroftownsville (05/20/2014) [-]
Or rather, other majors are subjective and your grade is down to the whim of the professor rather than any ability you may have.
#5 - anonymous (05/19/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree with this. All of my friends sit there and bitch about exams but I enjoy exam day. It means I only have to be there as long as it takes me to finish the exam. . . Just graduated college. From my experience there are two people who finish early, the one who knows nothing and gives up, and the one who had no problem with the exam and aced it. Usually the teacher knows which student is which and if it is college they simply don't care.

High school I had teachers that would let me get up and leave class and do whatever I wanted while the other students would have to stay in the room. They didn't care as long as you finished your work above the expectations of the assignment. The moment you start performing on a more average level you lose that privilege. I found it to be positive reinforcement.
User avatar #6 - articulate (05/19/2014) [-]
I think that's actually negative reinforcement because by being exceptional you don't have to sit there doing nothing after the test. As opposed to positive punishment if you become average where the extra time sitting there is being added.
#3 - finishhimlarry (05/19/2014) [-]
Wow, what a cool guy anon is.
#51 - So he's batman but African and marvel.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Checkmate atheist +1
User avatar #52 - DiabloStrawhat (05/19/2014) [-]
More or less
#85 - He made a really interesting and somewhat inspiring world with… 05/16/2014 on Tradition +2
#42 - Also I think it's worth noting that EA received a TON of shitt… 05/16/2014 on Drop The SOPA +2
#40 - This comic hasn't made sense for two years, it was relevant an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Drop The SOPA +5
User avatar #71 - rabiesbabies (05/16/2014) [-]
That is because this comic is 2 years old.
#42 - amuzen (05/16/2014) [-]
Also I think it's worth noting that EA received a TON of shitty hate that year and the year following just because they were pretty much 'the' people to hate even though there were lots of other people to hate for much worse things than anything EA did. They made a bad ending to game everyone loved, one of their several dozens of branches treated their employees poorly, they tried to compete with steam, they had a bad year and had to lay some people off, and for the entire year everyone treated them like they were the devil even going so far as to vote them as the WORST COMPANY IN THE WORLD. Well you know who else is part of the ESA? Microsoft, Nvidia, Sony, Blizzard, Capcom, Warner Bros, Disney, Square enix, and dozens of other big game studios yet I have never once seen anyone saying they supported SOPA even though people bring up the whole Oh EA supported SOPA thing over and fucking over.

Seriously the guy who makes that comic is a huge band wagon whore and is worse than EA ever was, almost all of his 'opinions' are just regurgitated shit logic popular opinions from the depths of Tumblr, Reddit and 4chan.
#73 - I agree, the thing that makes tradition cool is that each gene…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Tradition +2
User avatar #80 - deathgaze (05/16/2014) [-]
Indeed. When I first started reading Naruto I assumed, and hoped, that Sakura would become skilled in Genjutsu and perhaps medical techniques being the only one in the team inclined to do so, as well as improve overall, and be important. I also expected and hoped Naruto would improve realistically over time, gaining a variety of jutsu including multiple elements and not just rely on Kurama's power and a couple of overused jutsu Shadow Clones, Rasengan+variations and also become smarter and more mature but Kishi let me down. Pretty much the only reason I'm still reading the series regularly is I've invested too much time in it too just give it up.
#85 - amuzen (05/16/2014) [-]
He made a really interesting and somewhat inspiring world with loads of potential but the entire thing has sort of fell flat on its face these last couple of arcs... At this point no one fighting in the big battle (which has been going on WAAAAAY to long) is even really human they're all just super gods with all sorts of crazy ass made up magic powers.
#37 - That's still not really Original content, that's like taking a… 05/16/2014 on Oh look! more OC! +1
#201 - Oh hey it works. 05/16/2014 on now we wait on dubs 0
#200 - **amuzen rolls 22**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on now we wait on dubs +2
User avatar #218 - pasadenamudslide (05/16/2014) [-]
You just had to steal my glory man

But congrats
User avatar #239 - hopporto (05/16/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolls 93**
#201 - amuzen (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh hey it works.
#120 - I don't even understand how that happened.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on 3 Hours. 0
User avatar #127 - agreatusername (05/16/2014) [-]
What's even stranger, is that you're talking about the same comic style.
#93 - There is a living, breathing, sack of flesh with eyes and a mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on What the fuck +11
#94 - mrjunebug (05/15/2014) [-]
What's your point, nigger? At least she touched his d, tho.
User avatar #96 - hellomynameisbill (05/15/2014) [-]
that's his mother
User avatar #105 - dingdongpancakes (05/15/2014) [-]
Could have been his sister well that's not a better situation
#104 - mrjunebug (05/15/2014) [-]
Even better.
#96 - Plot twist, both of the white guys get hit by the end of the t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on 3 Hours. +5
#167 - carbohydrates (05/16/2014) [-]
I believe you meant to reply to #76, but you hit Leave a Comment, instead of Reply.

SadTuba.mp3
User avatar #105 - pickaxe (05/15/2014) [-]
I think you commented on the wrong content....
#120 - amuzen (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't even understand how that happened.
User avatar #127 - agreatusername (05/16/2014) [-]
What's even stranger, is that you're talking about the same comic style.
#103 - Everyone's a nerd these days. A nerds pretty much everyone who… 05/15/2014 on the n word 0
#99 - Reading to much will do that to a person. 05/15/2014 on Bad Dreams +1
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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