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#6 - don't get me wrong, the chances of that body actually being pi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Woke Up After Death In A... 0
User avatar #22 - monswine (07/27/2014) [-]
there is almost infinitely more chance of the bottle getting exactly where you want it to ON TIME than there is for you to be picked up by space aliens.
#5 - theoretically, if your body were properly preserved and their…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Woke Up After Death In A... -1
User avatar #16 - wthree (07/27/2014) [-]
The problem is though, it wouldn't be you. It would be a (relatively) exact copy of you. There would be no continuity between the two selves.
#18 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
from a religious stand point maybe but as far as your memories and higher functions to determine who 'you are' it would be as much you as say the difference between the you of now and the you of a year ago.
User avatar #68 - wthree (07/28/2014) [-]
Not from a religious one, but a scientific one.

The reason the me now and the me a year from now are (or feel like) the same person, is all the time in between.
#29 - apurpleliger (07/28/2014) [-]
The "new you" would have your memories, but it wouldn't be you. Once you die, you die. Maybe they can recreate your body from before you died, but that's a new person in that body. Not talking about spirit or soul or anything like that even, it's still more or less a fact that when the brain stops, consciousness ends. Newly reformed brain means new consciousness.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (07/28/2014) [-]
so youre saying people who are clinically dead and revived by current medical technology arent the same person before their heart stopped beating
User avatar #69 - wthree (07/28/2014) [-]
Potentially, yes.
User avatar #52 - choclategum (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a little different. Their brain is still in their body and probably still active. it takes 10 seconds to 7 minutes for your brain to fully stop after death. from what I read. where as in this case their body was completely burnt to ashes. Brain included maybe. so there not much consciousness left.
User avatar #53 - konradkurze (07/28/2014) [-]
yeah but what about those people brought back after the 7 minute barrier....

like say....that dead chinese baby that woke up at her own funeral....alot longer than 7 minutes
User avatar #70 - wthree (07/28/2014) [-]
They might not be. The problem is, because consciousness (in the sense of "you") is purely subjective, it's impossible to tell. The question is really, at what point is the stream of consciousness interrupted enough for it to stop completely, before being restarted again.
User avatar #8 - minnten (07/27/2014) [-]
But it says in the post that you're cremated.
#12 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
for 12,500 that's super lame.
#6 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
don't get me wrong, the chances of that body actually being picked up by some super civilization possessed of the curiosity and medicial prestige needed to try and revive every unknown stray life form that they find as opposed to crashing into space debris or a sun or a planet made of pure acid or some shit like that is about as much chance as you being able to throw a bottle out to sea and have it get to who you're sending to.
User avatar #22 - monswine (07/27/2014) [-]
there is almost infinitely more chance of the bottle getting exactly where you want it to ON TIME than there is for you to be picked up by space aliens.
#45 - it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +2
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#42 - nor is there a rectangle, there's a difference but it's still …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +1
#44 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
Looks like i's inspired by bunting.
#45 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the generic box figure drawing while attempting to not look garish.
It just so happens that it ends up coming out looking more like the Puertirican flag than anything else.
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#43 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I really dont think it is closer.
#40 - no it's not, 3 red & 2 white vertical stripes + a star wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Viva La Resistance! +2
User avatar #41 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
There's no fucking triangle on his uniform you blind twat.
#42 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
nor is there a rectangle, there's a difference but it's still closer to the puerto reco flag than the than the texan flag.
#44 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
Looks like i's inspired by bunting.
#45 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
it's inspired by the american flag being stenciled onto the generic box figure drawing while attempting to not look garish.
It just so happens that it ends up coming out looking more like the Puertirican flag than anything else.
User avatar #46 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I've looked both the Puerto Rican flag and Capitan America, I don't see the resemblance.
#43 - usarmyexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
I really dont think it is closer.
#1 - maybe their number is 225-5881 or cal lus! 07/27/2014 on But, How +4
#99 - because on this site, if something doesn't make sense, that's … 07/27/2014 on Even more people you see at... +3
#1057 - The Saturday thing is to say that you've got nothing better to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
#1059 - Jovialgamer (07/27/2014) [-]
Thank you for the clarification! And yeah, I suppose that does make it the most telling factor. internet access, free time, etc etc.
#7 - Because then they wouldn't be xmen mutants who's limits based … 07/27/2014 on All Useless +4
#3 - None of what you just said makes sense A. I've been on fun…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on All Useless +4
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#18 - angelious (07/27/2014) [-]
just...stop commenting...
User avatar #16 - Killerwale (07/27/2014) [-]
you think you're clever, but really not, should've just shut it.
#1 - The whole point of the Xavier institute is to take people with…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/27/2014 on All Useless +181
#46 - apurpleliger (07/28/2014) [-]
Or, OR, the purple guy can just turn purple.
User avatar #40 - thepollock (07/27/2014) [-]
not all mutant abilities are incredibly strong. Remember in X-Men 3? when there was that fat guy, and all he could do was become skinny? and then that tattooed chick said there was only one level 3 mutant here? That is their strength level unlike Anime, for humans/mutants their strength level is pretty much determined already.
User avatar #39 - hazardpay (07/27/2014) [-]
Last one is still useless, she's gotta carry fucking spinach everywhere and have a meal of it before her powers work? this aint skyrim folks.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
and then he ate 6 entire cheese wheels
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
Also they're supposed to be mutations, mutations are to help animals survive, so it's unlike that a mutant in the x-men universe would ever develop a totally useless power simply because it's totally useless.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/27/2014) [-]
Mutations do not automatically help things survive. Albinism is a mutation, and it most certainly doesn't help almost any species survive. In fact, humans have to take proactive steps to make sure that albino animals aren't killed almost immediately.
User avatar #21 - sciencexplain (07/27/2014) [-]
A brilliant open mind is the only thing they need to unlock their powers, and that is why Xavier is there. I love the way you think.
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#7 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
Because then they wouldn't be xmen mutants who's limits based on just how far they're willing to go with it, if they were just physically incapable of going further with them they wouldn't fit with the rest of the x men universe.
I'm not being like a rule nazi or something I'm just speculating that it's kind of cool that as it stands they all fit rather nicely in the x-men universe and leaves lots of room for character development later on down the road.
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#3 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
None of what you just said makes sense
A. I've been on funnyjunk longer than you (Apparent by the blueness of my name)
B. I didn't killjoy some ongoing joke, if anything I just pointed out how relevant this image was to the X-men because that really is what the D list xmen are like.
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#18 - angelious (07/27/2014) [-]
just...stop commenting...
User avatar #16 - Killerwale (07/27/2014) [-]
you think you're clever, but really not, should've just shut it.
#662 - White +25 Male +25 Straight +20 Cis +20 US (Ca… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#15 - Chips and junk food aren't even food it's more like candy, I'm… 07/27/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#66 - Now that you mention it I haven't seen kids playing at swords … 07/26/2014 on Phones +1
#123 - although my main point wasn't to discredit the individuals of … 07/26/2014 on Fuck this 0
#121 - It's pretty variable, training's pretty tough regardless but f…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fuck this 0
#123 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
although my main point wasn't to discredit the individuals of the military so much as it was to point out that the military casts a much wider net than the NFL.
User avatar #122 - lordtriggs (07/26/2014) [-]
true but its not like you're slacking off whilst in the military and of course when on tour you dont get to go home every day
#117 - The military also has like, next to no necessary qualification…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fuck this 0
User avatar #118 - lordtriggs (07/26/2014) [-]
in fairness the military is insanely hard work so it isnt a job that people slack off whilst doing
#121 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
It's pretty variable, training's pretty tough regardless but from what I understand there's a bunch of different places you can get placed in which you wont see any action at all your entire military career, it's kind of like a gamble.
#123 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
although my main point wasn't to discredit the individuals of the military so much as it was to point out that the military casts a much wider net than the NFL.
User avatar #122 - lordtriggs (07/26/2014) [-]
true but its not like you're slacking off whilst in the military and of course when on tour you dont get to go home every day
#1 - if only it didn't say luke. 07/26/2014 on Luke, I Am Your Mother…... 0
#9 - Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the st… 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... 0
#7 - I do an 8 hour train trip (Coach) once a month and with my lap…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... 0
User avatar #8 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
Both times I visited my gf, I had to take a 12 hour train ride, give or take. Probably closer to 14 hours. To and from. So like...50+ hours of my life on a train. I wanted to die.
#9 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the station 4 hours early (5 am) because that's when my ride was going to work, then the train was 3 hours late (2Pm)
All the electrical outlets in the station had been bolted over and a security guard would come and wake you up and threaten to throw you out if you so much as looked like you were about to fall asleep so my laptop died after 2 hours and the next 5 sucked
then when it came time to get on the train they gave us all assigned seat numbers and I got an aisle seat in a particular 'cozy' car right next to an old man that smelled of vomit and vodka. The electrical outlet in my seat didn't work and the train attendant, a particular obese man in his 40's refused to let me switch seats on grounds that all the open seats in the car were reserved for groups of 3 or 4 that may board later (They didn't)
then for the next 8 hours, every 15 minutes, this same obese security guard wannabe would walk down the aisles and would elbow in the face EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. After the 3rd time he stopped apologizing. This of course meant that I wasn't able to get to sleep on the train either.
towards the end of the trips almost everyone's off the train but me this old man and one other person, he still wouldn't let me switch to one of the dozens of empty seats.
8 hours of sitting there cramped, hot, nothing to do, and absolutely exhausted with a foul smell and the fat guy equivalent of a snooze function. I get off looking like hell.
So naturally, customs decides to detain me for another 2 hours because of something petty I don't even remember. (I think it had to do with me having two ID's with different middle names due to a screw up at the DMV a long time ago) by the time I get out of customs, the last city bus has come and gone so then I had to walk home another hour and a half in the rain.

One of my worst days this year.
#24 - has Jonah hill always been such a... big boy?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Jonah Hill And Morgan Freeman 0
User avatar #26 - thedesignerisdead (07/26/2014) [-]
he lost weight but no one liked healthy jonah hill so he got fat again.
User avatar #25 - stringfingerable (07/26/2014) [-]
He lost weight a while ago.
#59 - Yeah especially imagine how embarrassing it would be to drop y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Lightsaber Techniques 0
#82 - sytheris (07/26/2014) [-]
I've banked most of luke's desperate situations with the force on his inexperience with it. Most trained Jedi would be able to do a short range pull on their lightsaber.
#4 - Because eating healthy will as much as triple your monthly exp…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Pretty accurate 0
#13 - sloot (07/26/2014) [-]
I eat only macro-nutrient enriched foods and only spend 60 bucks a week. Chips, soda, and other junk food is much more expensive than tuna, oatmeal, chicken and other healthy foods. Instead of calling you an idiot I would be willing to share a typical "poor mans" healthy shopping list if you would like.
#15 - amuzen (07/27/2014) [-]
Chips and junk food aren't even food it's more like candy, I'm saying eating food that hasn't been processed out the asshole is generally almost twice as much.

As for soda it's actually cheaper to buy soda than it is to buy bottled water or juice throughout a lot of the US (it's 1.00 dollar for 2 liters of soda, 1.50 for 1.5 liters of water, and 2.50 for 2 liters of orange/apple juice where I live)
This means if you don't have good tap water like at my place you either have to boil all your fluids (Tea/coffee) pay significantly extra for bottled healthy fluids, or just drink soda.

as for foods stuffs, oatmeal, chicken and tuna aren't exactly healthy, oatmeal's pretty lacking in nutrition and chances are the cheap tuna/chicken you get at the grocery store were very pretty mishandled before you got them. (Unless you got them from a butcher or a wharf in which case they weren't really all that cheap now were they?)

When it comes to eating 'healthy' quality matters and the cheap stuff you're expected to eat on a minimum/student budget is about as unhealthy as it gets.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2014) [-]
That;'s bullshit (unless your saying eating not healthy is buying only from the mcdonalds dollar menu and eating healthy is going to some fucked health grocery store where everything is grass fed and cost 8x more than it should. If you go to a normal grocery store(eg market basket, stop and shop etc) and buy food like chicken breast/ vegetables etc and prepare it yourself - it shouldn't be ridiculously costly and should be good for you (unless you don;t know how to cook/deep fry everything)
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/26/2014) [-]
Now im from europe and sure if you buy a higher quality of produce you pay more. But TRIPLE, not anywhere of the sorts. Prices are usually in the range of 10-20% higher then similar products.
Then again, fast food is also pretty expensive. Its not a "cheap" meal at macdonalds, its cheaper for me to do groceries and make my own meal. And healthier.

Is it so much different in the US?
User avatar #8 - toosexyforyou (07/26/2014) [-]
Healthy food that you don't have to cook might be triple. But, if you know how to cook vegetables, then you could easily eat healthy food and spend the same amount. The difference is the time to cook and people don't like to spend that time cooking.
#5 - I like laptops because I like to travel but traveling has some…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on I punched my laptop and it... +3
User avatar #14 - burnswhenipee (07/26/2014) [-]
I like laptops because I can browse FJ whilst having a shit
User avatar #6 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
12 hours on a train is NOT easy with or without a laptop.
#7 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
I do an 8 hour train trip (Coach) once a month and with my laptop, a game pad, and pair of headphones it's not too bad.
Sometimes it feels a little cramped if I'm sitting next to someone who seems disturbed by whats going on but
User avatar #8 - brokentrucker (07/26/2014) [-]
Both times I visited my gf, I had to take a 12 hour train ride, give or take. Probably closer to 14 hours. To and from. So like...50+ hours of my life on a train. I wanted to die.
#9 - amuzen (07/26/2014) [-]
Ugh tell me about it, this one trip, I had to arrive at the station 4 hours early (5 am) because that's when my ride was going to work, then the train was 3 hours late (2Pm)
All the electrical outlets in the station had been bolted over and a security guard would come and wake you up and threaten to throw you out if you so much as looked like you were about to fall asleep so my laptop died after 2 hours and the next 5 sucked
then when it came time to get on the train they gave us all assigned seat numbers and I got an aisle seat in a particular 'cozy' car right next to an old man that smelled of vomit and vodka. The electrical outlet in my seat didn't work and the train attendant, a particular obese man in his 40's refused to let me switch seats on grounds that all the open seats in the car were reserved for groups of 3 or 4 that may board later (They didn't)
then for the next 8 hours, every 15 minutes, this same obese security guard wannabe would walk down the aisles and would elbow in the face EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. After the 3rd time he stopped apologizing. This of course meant that I wasn't able to get to sleep on the train either.
towards the end of the trips almost everyone's off the train but me this old man and one other person, he still wouldn't let me switch to one of the dozens of empty seats.
8 hours of sitting there cramped, hot, nothing to do, and absolutely exhausted with a foul smell and the fat guy equivalent of a snooze function. I get off looking like hell.
So naturally, customs decides to detain me for another 2 hours because of something petty I don't even remember. (I think it had to do with me having two ID's with different middle names due to a screw up at the DMV a long time ago) by the time I get out of customs, the last city bus has come and gone so then I had to walk home another hour and a half in the rain.

One of my worst days this year.
#36 - He's a grapple fighter. 07/25/2014 on Alternate Universes +1
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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