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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:8/30/2015
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Comment Thumbs: 14162 total,  16604 ,  2442
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Total Comments Made:7145
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#23 - that sent a shiver down my spine. Abso-lutely terrifying.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on :'^( +1
#28 - asfix (07/13/2015) [-]
through mine too
User avatar #31 - joshualegitsky (07/13/2015) [-]
It's true
#97 - 3.5 was 3.0 but more refined and a bit better with some of peo… 07/13/2015 on Tabletop Gaming Board +1
#48 - yep the terms 'black' and 'white' refer to the skin color of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Lets be friends +2
User avatar #50 - subaqueousreach (07/11/2015) [-]
I used to hang out with a kid who was half black half white. His skin was dark, but he was whiter than mayonnaise.
User avatar #49 - mydreams (07/11/2015) [-]
Fuck it I'm white
#56 - Gummies (07/11/2015) [-]
That's the spirit!!
#60 - mydreams (07/11/2015) [-]
**mydreams used "*roll picture*"**
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#33 - In Alaska they'd give us the assignment in class then have us …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Cloud -1
User avatar #34 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
Everything here was state mandated up until recently. If you didn't finish that was it and it went in for a grade, and after it came back graded you could finish it.
#31 - they don't hand out that kind of assignment in elementary scho…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Cloud -1
User avatar #32 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
i mean as homework, as in your previous comment you said homework.
#33 - amuzen (07/11/2015) [-]
In Alaska they'd give us the assignment in class then have us take it home if we didn't finish we'd have till tomorrow to finish it and they had a little bin to put it in so everything was kind of homework kind of school work.
User avatar #34 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
Everything here was state mandated up until recently. If you didn't finish that was it and it went in for a grade, and after it came back graded you could finish it.
#18 - if that's all he wrote he might have, seems kind of like a sas…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Cloud +1
#30 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
They don't hand out these kinds of writing assignments for homework in elementary school, in various places they have different names. In Flo Rida, they're known as the Demand Writes and they have really fucking stupid topics like this.

For instance, my 3rd grade topic was to write 4 paragraphs on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
#31 - amuzen (07/11/2015) [-]
they don't hand out that kind of assignment in elementary school - example of that kind of assignment you got in elementary school.

What?
User avatar #32 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
i mean as homework, as in your previous comment you said homework.
#33 - amuzen (07/11/2015) [-]
In Alaska they'd give us the assignment in class then have us take it home if we didn't finish we'd have till tomorrow to finish it and they had a little bin to put it in so everything was kind of homework kind of school work.
User avatar #34 - legoseed (07/11/2015) [-]
Everything here was state mandated up until recently. If you didn't finish that was it and it went in for a grade, and after it came back graded you could finish it.
#86 - the splatter marks suggest that someone came on them not the o… 07/11/2015 on Came across this 0
#55 - If they wanted to say 'don't have sex while drunk' they could'… 07/11/2015 on Femmimistm +2
#48 - what it's saying is that if you're piss drunk, and a girls pis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Femmimistm +6
User avatar #50 - Mortuus (07/11/2015) [-]
Something that says "Don't have sex when you're drunk" doesn't get a point across, I'd agree with it, but it wouldn't garner attention like the image above does. If you want to read into it that way, then be my guest. I have a different point of view on it.
#55 - amuzen (07/11/2015) [-]
If they wanted to say 'don't have sex while drunk' they could've and no body would be arguing against it right now. People are responsible for what they say, not what they mean, and saying something entirely different from what you mean because you think it'll 'get the point across' better is fucking retarded.

It's very directly and clearly saying, Guy is drunk, girl is drunk nothing to distinguish this level of drunkenness so they're equally drunk they hook up, girl can't give consent, this means the guy's a rapist. Subscript explaining that intoxicated women can't give consent, summary telling guys to be responsible.

That's all that's there, it's a two dimensional statement, any other point of view other than straight on and you're not even looking at it.
#128 - This happened all the time in my home town, I remember in high… 07/11/2015 on Dark 0
#155 - If everyone were christian and the word of god was an absolute… 07/11/2015 on Finally! a Pope that acts... 0
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Fun Vs Effort 0
#65 - caucasianblackbear Comment deleted by amuzen
#4 - Roman candle wars were the best growing up. 07/09/2015 on Magic the gathering .V2 0
#58 - explained in the title its an unpopular opinion with facebook …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Facebook extremists -1
User avatar #61 - Whaaaaaaaaa (07/08/2015) [-]
Dude a majority of social media users are extremists. I mean where else can they virtually lynch some one before they know all the facts.
User avatar #227 - arkis (07/09/2015) [-]
most people on the internet are keyboard extremists, they might try to act like extremist in real life, but usually wilt away when you shine the light of overwhelming facts on them, then they just typically go back to the keyboard and rant their asses off. You want real extremist I give you old world christians or pretty much any era muslims, ya know people that basically destroyed their greatest sources of knowledge because it didn't fit with their beliefs and more or less preformed a lobotomy on themselves.
nothing says extreme like religious zealotry
User avatar #228 - Whaaaaaaaaa (07/09/2015) [-]
Don't forget the pagans..
#178 - if you eat less and exercise regularly you probably will lose … 07/08/2015 on Insider secrets 0
#5853 - **amuzen used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **amuzen rolls 13** 07/07/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#9 - Im white and I was given a ticket for not wearing my seatbelt … 07/07/2015 on affirmative action 0
#96 - 2 years from now Im gonna be in space fighting evil lizard din… 07/07/2015 on Bot or not? 0
#12 - equality means same, true equality would mean making one gende… 07/06/2015 on Life goal 0
#5 - Comment deleted 07/06/2015 on Google Vs Bing 0
#160 - also its a lot easier to back search a gif. 07/01/2015 on Admin's fw 0
#7 - if you make her cat into her vagina and then talk about how yo… 06/29/2015 on Pet Insurance 0
#11 - I agree as a sacred christian religious bonding ritual marriag… 06/28/2015 on God Says... 0
#107 - i think it had some sort of short range wireless signal that c… 06/28/2015 on perverts 0
#163 - people are thumbing you down but everytime you see video foota… 06/28/2015 on Its not about color +1

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
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trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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