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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:8/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1435
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 13981 total,  16396 ,  2415
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 17% (85/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Total Comments Made:7026
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#37 - Been living next to an airport for a week now, doesn't even wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2015 on Welcome to Cleveland? +2
User avatar #50 - ohkirby (06/14/2015) [-]
I spent the first seventeen years of my life living a few houses up from the train tracks and a factory across from my backyard and now I find it hard falling asleep without the noises
#46 - darkplayer (06/14/2015) [-]
I know the whole train thing sucks, I live by one myself.

It is necessary for the horn. During the day the blow their horn every x Mins to warn people on or around the tracks. Its a little less frequent at night but they still need to do it when people are on the tracks at night.
#3 - I do that, it's been super scary since I moved to the city but… 06/13/2015 on Midnight Walks 0
#5 - me and my room mate without discussing or anything just kind o… 06/13/2015 on Passive aggressive roommate... 0
#3 - I think it would start counting off from 14. 06/13/2015 on Drugs Should Be Legal For... 0
#1 - also this is the age of exploring the depths of the ocean, wha… 06/13/2015 on (untitled) 0
#5 - I left for a month with my mom looking after my cat one time, … 06/12/2015 on Soldier reunion 0
#1 - I feel like some of this **** is made up, I'm pretty su… 06/12/2015 on 30 random facts +3
#157 - Are you a tall somewhat thin black guy that lives in the Seatt…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2015 on thin people hate +11
#173 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
Nah, just making a watered down reference.
#159 - alcantara (06/12/2015) [-]
Tree fiddy? That weren't no black guy, that were a 500ft tall monster from the paleolithic era!
User avatar #167 - barakakaka (06/12/2015) [-]
I think amuzen has been tricked...
#16 - Front of the bus is for disabled people now days. 06/11/2015 on Whipping +2
#18 - thats more organizational skills than commitment  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Dedication To The Finer Arts +18
User avatar #19 - minorian (06/11/2015) [-]
Doesn't take much organizational skill to remember 1 brush, kek
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (06/11/2015) [-]
Ever leave your house without your wallet? It's kind of like that.
#101 - Everyone I have ever known who has ever owned a pit bull seems…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Pitbull hold's three black... 0
#151 - kegget (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm studying to be a veterinary nurse and going onto animal behavior, i hope to specialize in dog aggression and i've researched pitbulls more than anything.

Every owner of every dog breed should realize that their dog is capable of hurting someone, it's called responsibility and having a small dog breed does not get you out of it. Not five years ago a newborn baby was killed by a yorkshire terrier. Every single dog expert on earth agrees that there is no link between breed and human aggression (although there's links between breed and dog-aggressive, the Rhodesian ridgeback having a tendency to be aggressive towards other dogs is an example). But any natural tendencies can be completely repressed by good socialization and training.

Surprisingly, pitbulls (according every reputable animal-related association i know of so far) are known to be overly friendly with humans. A lot of sources warn not to use them as gaurd dogs, as they're completely useless at protecting anything as they're natural very trusting of people.

And pitbulls are not dumb as fuck. My dog can do more commands than any other dog i've met, compared to other breeds i've owner he's the only one that's been able to stay focused during sessions of training.

Sorry, but you knowing a couple of cases of owners who cannot control their dogs nor read their body language properly doesn't go against the breed. And i would really appreciate that you'd do your research before contributing to the bad reputation that gets pitbulls put down and shot purely because of how they look.
I don't think you understand the damage you're doing by saying "i don't have anything against pitbulls, but they're aggressive naturally" eventhough there's absolutely no real evidence to back that up. Anti-pitties are pretty much the anti-vaxxers of the animal industry.

Pic related, by stupid as fuck pitbull
#159 - we should start a rape campaign against neglectful parents to … 06/11/2015 on How to deal with rape threats +1
#45 - I hadn't played in over 4 years, I picked up a 5 dollar struct… 06/09/2015 on manbabies -1
#49 - just realized the sleeve holding the cigarette doesn't belong …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on That 70's Show 0
#50 - imjared (06/09/2015) [-]
that's what i'm saying
#49 - ah man that would be so cool if could train seeing eye monkey'… 06/09/2015 on Monkey see, monkey do 0
#210 - people want a male gem to appear in steven universe because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #233 - princessrosalina (06/09/2015) [-]
They're hoping in vain. I'm sure I read a quote from Rebecca Sugar saying that Steven is basically an exception when it comes to gems and genders.
#181 - agreed, to me standard meant average quality cables not cheap … 06/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#39 - It's only a 'mystery' to people the first few times. The most … 06/09/2015 on How can you fuck up rice? 0
#38 - to me it looks like it's just a sticky sort of rice that was s…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on How can you fuck up rice? 0
User avatar #47 - houseofscarlet (06/09/2015) [-]
okay, simple rule of rice; 2:1 ratio -- 1 cup of water for 2 cups of rice, if the rice begins to dry out too much sir in an extra 1/2 cup at a time as needed, and typically 3-4 cups of rice can feed upwards of 6-7 people depending on portioning, so don't over do it
#40 - falloutsurvivor (06/09/2015) [-]
you are not a clever man
#89 - I went to the wrong apartment yesterday and spent a good 20 mi… 06/09/2015 on Uh, +2
#159 - Who the **** sings the whole song when doing that **** . 06/09/2015 on Anon watches Pacific Rim +1
#4 - In just about every continuity Tony Stark is considered to be … 06/09/2015 on The Hulk 0
#3 - yeah but the hulk can't tap into the intelligence because for … 06/09/2015 on The Hulk 0
#67 - Sweet we really cut down on death in general. I mean cancer an… 06/08/2015 on Top 10 causes of death in... +2
#28 - Some dogs get into the spirit of it and realize why people are… 06/08/2015 on Hell hound 0


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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
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#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
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