amuzen

Rank #1838 on Comments
no avatar Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Online
Send mail to amuzen Block amuzen Invite amuzen to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:1/31/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1838
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 10592 total,  12469 ,  1877
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:5561
FJ Points:5432

latest user's comments

#6 - The kid behind the sprite bottle in the first one looks like h…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Age 10, 17 and 29 - Best... +381
#38 - soze (11/13/2014) [-]
#19 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
i laughed a good minute at that. thanks amuzen.
User avatar #7 - xtrmbragnrytz (11/12/2014) [-]
Lights. that is all
#3 - The Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Bringing back and old favorite 0
#4 - Daeiros (11/12/2014) [-]
He was attempting to reference this
He failed
User avatar #17 - lapsushominum (11/13/2014) [-]
You could say that everything that could go wrong for murphyslawtesties did go wrong murphyslawtesties
#15 - frankwest has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - murphyslawtesties (11/12/2014) [-]
#5 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
That was a terrible reference.
#18 - I think it's kind of funny seeing funnyjunks own pseudo celebr… 11/12/2014 on O_O +1
#1 - to this day I've never really seen someone properly do lawful …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Putas harry!! PUTAS +3
#99 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
you really do not know what lawful means. lawful means he follows the rules to the fucking letter, if a starving child was stealing something to eat and was caught. the paladin would punish the child according to the law, even if this meant to cut off the child's hand. he might try to change the laws or give the child something to eat afterwards, but he will obey the law and that is why it can be interesting to play lawful good.
#115 - amuzen (11/13/2014) [-]
That's not how alignments work, they're not judged by the society around you they're judged based on their own morale code and to a secondary extent their gods, if you walk into a kingdom ruled by a lawful evil tyrant and see a starving child stealing an apple you don't lop off his head and stick on a pike as according to the law. Being lawful doesn't mean following the laws of the land any more than being chaotic means breaking the laws of the land, being lawful means being disciplined, organized, and unbending in the face of adversity, if you just throw away your ideals and morale judgment for whoever happens to have the most authority in your current region then you're not being lawful you're just being spineless.
#116 - amuzen (11/13/2014) [-]
I think one of the things that makes this so confusing is you got some deities like St. Cuthbert who seems to actually interpret social laws as absolute morale guide points but then at the same time you've got deities like St. Cuthbert (LN) Whose all about the law of the land and punishing criminals regardless of circumstance but then you've got gods like Wee Jas who is ALSO lawful neutral although neither her nor her follows give a shit about enforcing marshal law, instead devoting lawfulness to disciplining and furthering their own alterior ends.
There's also the monk class, a class which is required to be lawful yet it says right in the description that they tend to wall them selves off from society (what do you want to bet if they were demanded to pay taxes or have their monastary burnt down or were drafted they would fight 'that' particular law?) and are generally uncaring about championing their ideals but are rather more focused on their own personal perfection.
That's why I'm saying lawful is a somewhat vague and confusing because one moment they're talking about being lawful like it's all about enforcing the law, then they talk about it like it's all about being disciplined, then it's back to enforcing the law, then adhering to discipline again.
User avatar #66 - ryander (11/13/2014) [-]
Lawful Good: D&D Alignment Done Right Segment 5 You're absolutely right, batman's a great example because he doesn't work with the law yet embodies everything lawful stands for. Discipline (Code of Conduct), namely his devotion to not kill.
#65 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Detect Evil tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sword! Smite Evil! GO! GO! GO!
User avatar #41 - commontroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Batman is a vigilante who works outside the law. Lawful good means they follow the law and the law is good, but sometimes strict and harsh. When it comes to D&D, good and evil also isn't an abstract philosophy, it's objective and concrete. These actions are good, these are bad. These gods are good, these ones are bad.

Lawful good would be the police trying to arrest Batman. They aren't doing it because they see he's a good guy and so they twist the law to be evil. They do it because the law says vigilantism is illegal because regular citizens don't have the authority to make judgements on people and it bypasses the legal system and rights to an attorney and a fair trial.

If the law says that theft on any scale is punishable by death and you execute somebody because they stole and you're a lawful good character, you are still in character.
User avatar #39 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
Batman is more of a Chaotic Good, himself. Neutral at best. He does things his own way. It's the -not- killing that makes him strictly good. Taking the law into his own hands, isn't particularly abiding BY the laws. And thus, not lawful.

A better example of LG would be a real, honest cop (an actual good one). They'd enforce the laws without breaking them, and only have to kill when absolutely necessary.

Pretty much any Paladin or strict LG character can also bypass their alignment restrictions by saying that in the end it's "for the greater good". A Paladin could then bring himself to steal a key from a man in order to unlock a door that may or may not have prisoners behind it. Alignments aren't meant to restrict your actions, but give a general base on how you SHOULD behave. And if they don't follow said actions, such alignments would change. But it's meant to take a lot of effort to change it in the first place, unless it's something drastic.
#69 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Lawful = Discipline, code of conduct
Chaotic = Feeling, to go with the flow

A chaotic good character would never have a strict code of conduct that he absolutely must follow, specially one that cripples him like not being able to kill. Chaotic good or neutral good might kill the joker and save a ton of would-be future victims in the process. Batman can't due to his strict code of conduct so he's stuck with it. Batman is Lawful good, he just doesn't get involved with the law.
User avatar #74 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
One code of conduct isn't premises for not being chaotic. Unless it's some life changing path. He just doesn't kill people. That isn't a lawful choice. It's a good one.

He still beats the ever living hell out of people, interrogates very thoroughly, and goes as far as to invade every person's privacy. Which goes very against the law, but is for what he sees as the greater good.

He does things for good, but the way he wants to do things. That is chaotic good, the very definition of it.

He falls under a "vigilante" role, which is one of the exact examples in the rulebooks.
User avatar #76 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
Clarifying: "That isn't a lawful choice. It's a good one."

Yes, it happens to obey the law. But that isn't why he doesn't kill. He simply doesn't want to feel the guilt. He knows what it's like to lose loved ones. He doesn't want to push that onto someone else.
#3 - lubeworm (11/12/2014) [-]
Friend of mine played an LG Monk/Justicar, he took the campaign off track for a month in order to put a corrupt sheriff and the affiliated bandits(who survived the rest of the party) as well as one of the party members(granted he did try to sacrifice someone to become an acolyte of the skin) through a trial. DnD became legitimate mock-trial for a month, they called the party member's familiar in as a witness, a talking ferret got nine men hanged
#103 - thewulfman (11/13/2014) [-]
Seriously though, thanks for sharing.
#70 - justabass (11/13/2014) [-]
>a talking ferret got nine men hanged

That's the kind of sentence I dream about hearing in D&D stories. Have another animal related gem.
#63 - godofhorizons (11/13/2014) [-]
>LG Monk/Justicar
#3 - I did that a couple of times and I was able to just wipe it ri… 11/12/2014 on beautiful childrens 0
#68 - I'll be honest I feel the exact same way about weed, I smoke a… 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" 0
#36 - Ah my mistake. 11/12/2014 on not for you 0
#130 - That being said I didn't really like this episode all that muc… 11/12/2014 on Simpsons did it 0
#129 - The simpsons has never cared about continuity and it aired on …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Simpsons did it 0
#130 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
That being said I didn't really like this episode all that much (or the family guy version of it for that matter) because it felt like it dedicated the majority of the episode to saying HEY LOOK IT'S A CROSS OVER EPISODE! while only reserving a pittance for the episodes plot.
Most of the gags were essentially just that as well, the entire thing just felt like fan service.
#202 - I dunno I kind of like it because when they explain ***… 11/12/2014 on Mjolnir 0
#18 - The footbow isn't a cross bow it's a longbow that bird people …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on not for you +1
#35 - yamadashinichi (11/12/2014) [-]
#36 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah my mistake.
#35 - I was making a play on the fact that 'addiction' comes in two …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +1
#46 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Right, but the stuff is also hard to take more than once a week.
Weed, you can sit there pulling cones because you're bored, LSD you have to double the dose every time you re-take in a week, so it gets expensive and tedious.
#68 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll be honest I feel the exact same way about weed, I smoke a bud every two weeks gets me high for about 3 hours, if I smoke again the next day it just makes me tired and a bit dizzy unless I some like 3 buds.
#65 - xcoreyx (11/12/2014) [-]
You really build up tolerance to it that quickly? I've heard that if you take a lot of it, then some of the chemicals can get trapped/stored in tiny pockets, which will later get absorbed and give you a random mini-high at any given moment. Is there any truth to this?
#49 - skullball (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah, I get it.
#33 - Can't be any fun then.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +1
User avatar #34 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
Then you haven't tried it.
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I was making a play on the fact that 'addiction' comes in two flavors, one is physical addiction with withdrawals and shit and the other is compulsive addiction, generally speaking the kind of 'addiction' that causes people to keep doing something to the point where it fucks their life over is the compulsive addiction, the physical addiction just makes it harder to bounce back after said fuckery.

If you CAN'T get addicted to LSD, that would literally mean it has no compulsory effect for you to do it again, meaning that it wouldn't be any fun.

I.E. if you can't get addicted to something, it can't be any fun.
#46 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Right, but the stuff is also hard to take more than once a week.
Weed, you can sit there pulling cones because you're bored, LSD you have to double the dose every time you re-take in a week, so it gets expensive and tedious.
#68 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll be honest I feel the exact same way about weed, I smoke a bud every two weeks gets me high for about 3 hours, if I smoke again the next day it just makes me tired and a bit dizzy unless I some like 3 buds.
#65 - xcoreyx (11/12/2014) [-]
You really build up tolerance to it that quickly? I've heard that if you take a lot of it, then some of the chemicals can get trapped/stored in tiny pockets, which will later get absorbed and give you a random mini-high at any given moment. Is there any truth to this?
#49 - skullball (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah, I get it.
#28 - I have no idea what pollo shirts or Boating shoes are so I gue… 11/12/2014 on is +1
#10 - the Tv is turned on and therefore must be plugged in. 11/12/2014 on >:D +2
#33 - I knew a kid whose family was a bunch of hard core catholics a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Games will make you gay +2
User avatar #166 - phoenixforger (11/12/2014) [-]
I'm Catholic, so are my parents, but they don't call me a satanist. They call me a nerd.
User avatar #34 - superiorcheerio (11/12/2014) [-]
or maybe he's just a massive faggot
#24 - the only thing you know about these kids are that they're wear…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on is +1
User avatar #27 - fuckinfuckinfuck (11/12/2014) [-]
It's not the short shorts, it's the short shorts + polo shirt + boating shoes + cap ( + Oakleys for extra douche points). It's not the individual components, but the whole outfit, since there is something that can be inferred from the outfit. I think any of these articles of clothing are fine on their own.
#28 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I have no idea what pollo shirts or Boating shoes are so I guess I'll just have to give you the benefit of the doubt.
#2 - Well I mean with google maps I can see my house from space so …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Common Mythconceptions +1
User avatar #3 - hightechlowlife (11/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure they mean without magnification.
#5 - I handle all my responsibilities just fine, my single mother o… 11/12/2014 on i want to be a kid again 0
#4 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on i want to be a kid again 0
#23 - like that could have been me just a few weeks ago, I live 4 bl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" 0
User avatar #24 - iceguy (11/12/2014) [-]
not only that but he was just outside of beresfield, a small town in austrailia, what if hes poor? i mean to live in austrailia and not have a car is kinda weird sice everything is so spread out, but what if hes poor and he was saving up for just that? like he just wanted to have a nice birthday for once and he got caught and everything was ruined. Jesus Christ, we're making this alot sadder than it is
#21 - It's even worse when you consider he probably isn't like an ad…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +5
User avatar #32 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
You can't get addicted to LSD.
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Can't be any fun then.
User avatar #34 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
Then you haven't tried it.
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I was making a play on the fact that 'addiction' comes in two flavors, one is physical addiction with withdrawals and shit and the other is compulsive addiction, generally speaking the kind of 'addiction' that causes people to keep doing something to the point where it fucks their life over is the compulsive addiction, the physical addiction just makes it harder to bounce back after said fuckery.

If you CAN'T get addicted to LSD, that would literally mean it has no compulsory effect for you to do it again, meaning that it wouldn't be any fun.

I.E. if you can't get addicted to something, it can't be any fun.
#46 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Right, but the stuff is also hard to take more than once a week.
Weed, you can sit there pulling cones because you're bored, LSD you have to double the dose every time you re-take in a week, so it gets expensive and tedious.
#68 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll be honest I feel the exact same way about weed, I smoke a bud every two weeks gets me high for about 3 hours, if I smoke again the next day it just makes me tired and a bit dizzy unless I some like 3 buds.
#65 - xcoreyx (11/12/2014) [-]
You really build up tolerance to it that quickly? I've heard that if you take a lot of it, then some of the chemicals can get trapped/stored in tiny pockets, which will later get absorbed and give you a random mini-high at any given moment. Is there any truth to this?
#49 - skullball (11/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - sirkanesixtytwo (11/12/2014) [-]
Ah, I get it.
User avatar #22 - iceguy (11/12/2014) [-]
also hes by himself, maybe he has no friends and he just wants to feel good for once, and he figures that drugs can make him feel that way, i mean jesus christ i really feel bad now, i mean imagine that on your birthday. Literally NO ONE came and you felt as though that to make yourself feel better, you might as well take drugs
#23 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
like that could have been me just a few weeks ago, I live 4 blocks from my school so I usually ride my bike to and fro without a helmet or light on it, sometimes I would end up working really late, on my very last day of school i was working on my final assignment until 1 in the morning, a week earlier I had bought half a gram of pot from a class mate, I rode my bike a little ways out into the woods to smoke it as a bit of a celebratory thing for finishing a rather hellish school year, I can just imagine how awful that would've felt if I got pulled over and they found that little bit of recreational drug on me and just decided to shit all over my life for it.
User avatar #24 - iceguy (11/12/2014) [-]
not only that but he was just outside of beresfield, a small town in austrailia, what if hes poor? i mean to live in austrailia and not have a car is kinda weird sice everything is so spread out, but what if hes poor and he was saving up for just that? like he just wanted to have a nice birthday for once and he got caught and everything was ruined. Jesus Christ, we're making this alot sadder than it is
#27 - Back during middle school I figured out how to order **… 11/12/2014 on Moonay +1
#41 - I bet they drank like a 10th of that then threw the rest away. 11/12/2014 on now +4
#46 - I thought a cool prank would be to get one of those fake stitc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Drunk Prank 0
User avatar #49 - dgurevich (11/11/2014) [-]
Something close to this was done.
Some guy was passed out drunk in his car one night.
His friends set up a "hospital room" they took him to, put hospital clothes on him, medical equipment, the lot.
When he woke up, the "doctor" told him that he was in a car accident, and woke up from a 10 year coma. Epic Don't Drink and Drive Prank
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
 Friends (0)