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#37 - yeah it was night time where I was at and I was the only custo… 04/02/2015 on No Chill 0
#28 - Depends on the location for the freshness/presentation a lot o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on No Chill 0
User avatar #36 - syntheticdoll (04/02/2015) [-]
Drive-through is shit usually, they know you won't check so everything looks like they just threw it together really quickly, in almost every restaurant. Fortunately the town's only burger king is in the biggest shopping centre so they don't want people to make a scene there. There was one time when I ordered my food to-go and the girl forgot 2 cheeseburgers but it was rush time and when I told her she immediately apologised and grabbet 2 more.
#37 - amuzen (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah it was night time where I was at and I was the only customer and they took eight solid minutes. That burger king location was just shit, I ran into a similar problem with a couple of sub way locations and a mcdonalds location where they were just shit
#23 - If you pretend the problem doesn't exist then it's your fault … 04/01/2015 on Simpsons 0
#57 - I know it's a joke and I appreciate it as a joke but statistic… 04/01/2015 on Facts -1
#34 - Me and my best friend at uni met because I was wearing a regul…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Shirts +4
#41 - professorbag (04/01/2015) [-]
Win!
#50 - That could be pretty fun for like running. 04/01/2015 on Google Maps Pacman 0
#26 - if you don't clean the blood off the mirror the demon has no s… 04/01/2015 on Demon messenger +13
#26 - bitches, the single worst cancer across all existence. 04/01/2015 on Baby Pikachu +4
#33 - yeah but just because they imagine it going that general direc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on The End 0
User avatar #34 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah. im just explaining why i talked about them uniting the teams and attacking them instead of the walking into the city for shenanigans. since i was trying to bring something new to the conversation.
#89 - for me it's been, gym, food, gym, food, video games, girls, fo… 04/01/2015 on Should i lift? +1
#31 - yeah but obvious =/= bad/uninteresting.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2015 on The End 0
User avatar #32 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
true but obvious= people would already think about it(like you thought about the sequence where they go shenanigans) = redundant to say it out loud.
#33 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah but just because they imagine it going that general direction doesn't mean they could have more than a few laughs as it goes plus it's rather satisfying seeing how that kind of thing plays out.
User avatar #34 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah. im just explaining why i talked about them uniting the teams and attacking them instead of the walking into the city for shenanigans. since i was trying to bring something new to the conversation.
#29 - I was imagining they just wander off into the sci fi peaceful …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2015 on The End +1
User avatar #30 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
i thought of that too.

but i wanted to do try and say something different since that one sounded way too obvious of a choice...
#31 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah but obvious =/= bad/uninteresting.
User avatar #32 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
true but obvious= people would already think about it(like you thought about the sequence where they go shenanigans) = redundant to say it out loud.
#33 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah but just because they imagine it going that general direction doesn't mean they could have more than a few laughs as it goes plus it's rather satisfying seeing how that kind of thing plays out.
User avatar #34 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah. im just explaining why i talked about them uniting the teams and attacking them instead of the walking into the city for shenanigans. since i was trying to bring something new to the conversation.
#369 - Taking your shoes off when entering a home, being quite on you… 04/01/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide 0
#17 - Sift  [+] (10 new replies) 04/01/2015 on lick 0
User avatar #18 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
User avatar #74 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Pfft!
User avatar #75 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Shift
User avatar #76 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't think of any more... Now I'm miffed... wait.
User avatar #77 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
(scraping the barrel but its slang so it kinda counts) Kift
User avatar #78 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
had to google that.. slang in wales it said.. rubbish it means.. bollocks I say.. Rude, people say I am, but I just say it's a gift.
User avatar #79 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Cheeki ummm uh RIFT, HAH
User avatar #80 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
So, you Welsh? I'm not really staying on topic am I. Guess I'm starting to ...drift! OOOOOSHhhhhhhit... someone already said it. ...erm ...errrr...

RESHIFT!!
#131 - rollfourexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
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#15 - Tiff  [+] (12 new replies) 04/01/2015 on lick 0
User avatar #16 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*Drift (i guess)
#17 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Sift
User avatar #18 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
User avatar #74 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Pfft!
User avatar #75 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Shift
User avatar #76 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't think of any more... Now I'm miffed... wait.
User avatar #77 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
(scraping the barrel but its slang so it kinda counts) Kift
User avatar #78 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
had to google that.. slang in wales it said.. rubbish it means.. bollocks I say.. Rude, people say I am, but I just say it's a gift.
User avatar #79 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Cheeki ummm uh RIFT, HAH
User avatar #80 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
So, you Welsh? I'm not really staying on topic am I. Guess I'm starting to ...drift! OOOOOSHhhhhhhit... someone already said it. ...erm ...errrr...

RESHIFT!!
#131 - rollfourexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
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#13 - Yiff  [+] (14 new replies) 04/01/2015 on lick +4
User avatar #14 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*splif
#15 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Tiff
User avatar #16 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*Drift (i guess)
#17 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Sift
User avatar #18 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
User avatar #74 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Pfft!
User avatar #75 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Shift
User avatar #76 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't think of any more... Now I'm miffed... wait.
User avatar #77 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
(scraping the barrel but its slang so it kinda counts) Kift
User avatar #78 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
had to google that.. slang in wales it said.. rubbish it means.. bollocks I say.. Rude, people say I am, but I just say it's a gift.
User avatar #79 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Cheeki ummm uh RIFT, HAH
User avatar #80 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
So, you Welsh? I'm not really staying on topic am I. Guess I'm starting to ...drift! OOOOOSHhhhhhhit... someone already said it. ...erm ...errrr...

RESHIFT!!
#131 - rollfourexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
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#34 - Comment deleted 04/01/2015 on liar (long post) read desc 0
#16 - that could be a pretty cool beginning for a side series about …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/01/2015 on The End 0
User avatar #26 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
they go back in.tell the red,blue and yellow team of their foundings,they get mad and unite. and then invade the utopia.
#29 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
I was imagining they just wander off into the sci fi peaceful futuristic settings and they just cause increasingly large amounts of shenanigans in that world until ultimately they end up fucking everything up for everyone there and turn the entire world into a desolate wasteland just like their old city.

I imagine if they were to go back in they would both get killed before they could do anything like unite everyone, plus they'd probably never find their way back to that particular hole in the wall and everyone would think they had just gone crazy.
User avatar #30 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
i thought of that too.

but i wanted to do try and say something different since that one sounded way too obvious of a choice...
#31 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah but obvious =/= bad/uninteresting.
User avatar #32 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
true but obvious= people would already think about it(like you thought about the sequence where they go shenanigans) = redundant to say it out loud.
#33 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah but just because they imagine it going that general direction doesn't mean they could have more than a few laughs as it goes plus it's rather satisfying seeing how that kind of thing plays out.
User avatar #34 - angelious (04/01/2015) [-]
yeah. im just explaining why i talked about them uniting the teams and attacking them instead of the walking into the city for shenanigans. since i was trying to bring something new to the conversation.
#8 - Burger king has very little room to make quips regarding mc do…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2015 on No Chill 0
User avatar #11 - syntheticdoll (04/01/2015) [-]
I prefer Burger King over McD is because the food feels fresher, like there's actual vegetable in whopper, like tomato and whatnot instead of some sloppy salad in Big Macs.
#28 - amuzen (04/02/2015) [-]
Depends on the location for the freshness/presentation a lot of the time.
I went to a burger king where I ordered three bacon cheeseburgers at the drive through and left without checking them and all I got was two burgers, each with only one burnt piece of bacon and a sad looking pickle in the middle.
User avatar #36 - syntheticdoll (04/02/2015) [-]
Drive-through is shit usually, they know you won't check so everything looks like they just threw it together really quickly, in almost every restaurant. Fortunately the town's only burger king is in the biggest shopping centre so they don't want people to make a scene there. There was one time when I ordered my food to-go and the girl forgot 2 cheeseburgers but it was rush time and when I told her she immediately apologised and grabbet 2 more.
#37 - amuzen (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah it was night time where I was at and I was the only customer and they took eight solid minutes. That burger king location was just shit, I ran into a similar problem with a couple of sub way locations and a mcdonalds location where they were just shit
User avatar #12 - syntheticdoll (04/01/2015) [-]
not salad, lettuce
User avatar #9 - sketchE (04/01/2015) [-]
in regards to chicken outside of chicken based restaraunts burger king has the best of any fast food restaraunt
#20 - depends on the definition of smart really, that being said; … 04/01/2015 on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +1
#6 - Holy **** I bet that's why they started restricting age… 04/01/2015 on Who Sucks 0
#5 - They've started restricting the sales of those things in a lot…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Who Sucks 0
User avatar #7 - localbees (04/01/2015) [-]
When I was about 12, I inhaled helium out of a balloon to make my voice sound funny. I ended up inhaling way too much and passing out. On the way down, I smashed my face on a plastic tub and got a big bruise on my forehead.
It was the last balloon too, so I didn't get to hear my voice.
#6 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Holy shit I bet that's why they started restricting age for lighters/knives/scissors to 18 as well, I'm just realizing it's not because they think teenagers will accidentally hurt themselves with that shit like with 12 year olds but because they're worried they'll purposely hurt themselves with it.
#8 - Jif*  [+] (16 new replies) 04/01/2015 on lick 0
User avatar #12 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*Riff
#13 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Yiff
User avatar #14 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*splif
#15 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Tiff
User avatar #16 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
*Drift (i guess)
#17 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
Sift
User avatar #18 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
* (do you even) Lift
User avatar #74 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Pfft!
User avatar #75 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Shift
User avatar #76 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't think of any more... Now I'm miffed... wait.
User avatar #77 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
(scraping the barrel but its slang so it kinda counts) Kift
User avatar #78 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
had to google that.. slang in wales it said.. rubbish it means.. bollocks I say.. Rude, people say I am, but I just say it's a gift.
User avatar #79 - urgey (04/01/2015) [-]
Cheeki ummm uh RIFT, HAH
User avatar #80 - LePedobear (04/01/2015) [-]
So, you Welsh? I'm not really staying on topic am I. Guess I'm starting to ...drift! OOOOOSHhhhhhhit... someone already said it. ...erm ...errrr...

RESHIFT!!
#131 - rollfourexplain (04/02/2015) [-]
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#16 - Smart, sense of style, Loyal. And I'm not talking like loy…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on Boobs * Sex * Games *... +1
User avatar #18 - rockamekishiko (04/01/2015) [-]
if she's smart, she'll know how to cook and have a sense of style
#20 - amuzen (04/01/2015) [-]
depends on the definition of smart really, that being said;

I think it's more wise to learn how to cook than necessarily smart since you can focus all the time and effort you put into knowing how to cook into working and easily make more money than you would have to spend to have someone else cook for you. (think about it, it takes about half an hour to an hour per meal to do the shopping for all the ingredients, preparation for the ingredients dishes etc and costs about half as much to do it yourself rather than get to go from somewhere, so on average you're saving about 5-10 dollars and spending half an hour to an hour per meal. therefore an hour of your time has to be worth approximately 10 dollars for it to truly be 'smart' to know cooking. people with intellectually challenging jobs generally make more than 20 dollars an hour, therefore even when it comes to more expensive meals it's generally more cost efficient for that sort of person to outsource the cooking part of their lives in favor of doing what they're good at. However if you're not like particularly smart and can't cut it as an engineer or a doctor or other high paying job then it's generally speaking a good idea to pick up the ability to cook for yourself since that means you can usually save a bit of money when you're struggling to make more of it.

And as for a sense of style? that's more based on experience and sense of self rather than knowledge or reasoning skills, it's more the sort of thing you gotta figure out by doing than thinking.
#12 - Hmmm I wonder if Patreon could be used to pay for college with… 04/01/2015 on The end. 0

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
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you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
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no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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