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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:5/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:6580
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#125 - even the swiss army cellphone case? 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#124 - I'm imaging like 12-14 pounds. 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA 0
#122 - It looks like a key blade from kingdom hearts so if you don't …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA +1
User avatar #147 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
that really looks nothing like a key
#153 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
these are key blades.
User avatar #155 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
they'll call anything a key these days
although I will admit, I like the flat one shaped like a modern house key
#159 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
They're all magically modified versions of that one through the use of mystic charms known as key chains which you acquire by forging 'relationships'. None of them are supposed to be actual keys so much as weapons and in later installments their relationship to keys becomes more symbolic that anything else since I guess they're supposed to be manifestations of ones heart or some such nonsense.

Also that looks less like a modern house key and more like a Victorian house key with a key chain and a handle bar.
User avatar #160 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
no, center row, 3rd from the right
it's gray and flat
that Victorian key is obviously round
#161 - amuzen (04/07/2015) [-]
oh I thought you meant the last one for some reason, That one's round as well.
User avatar #162 - sherlockbatman (04/07/2015) [-]
it's more flat and blunt
the last one has a cylindrical shaft
#79 - I thought it was so that girls didn't sit without showing thei… 04/07/2015 on Gaming positions +1
#155 - Alternatively this trend might be because teenagers and young … 04/07/2015 on Old people 0
#12 - Not to down play this guys heroics but I'm sure they did a ton… 04/06/2015 on Guy infects himself with... +2
#126 - oh second point of the story is that even if 19/20 people at a… 04/06/2015 on True -1
#123 - eh depends on the people. Kids usually aren't very wise and a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on True -1
#126 - amuzen (04/06/2015) [-]
oh second point of the story is that even if 19/20 people at a party don't try to pressure you, it only takes one person to make ya feel like shit for not participating.
#6 - I didn't read the description I thought you were saying that h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Fuck you drunk me 0
User avatar #7 - qwarthos (04/07/2015) [-]
Ah! I understand now. I barely read descriptions myself because they almost always are poorly written.
#3 - I thought I was a capricorn like all my life but apparently I'… 04/05/2015 on test +1
#91 - that statements highly dependent on where you park. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2015 on nice car 0
User avatar #94 - uwbymannen (04/05/2015) [-]
Well, that may be true, but I would rather not need to repaint my car every week just so a few assholes can destroy it again. Believe me, this shit happens alot where I live. Maybe not the destruction of the paint job, but stealing of cars. There are also several cases where cars have been burned down, windows broken, tires impaled, stereos stolen, car alarms going off, and some cases where people have been doodling on cars, doors, walls, security cameras, and elevators. They do this shit just for fun where I live, according to personal experience. Note, I have not done this shit myself, but have been a wittiness of the aftermath of a bunch of this shit.
User avatar #104 - majordeadpool (04/05/2015) [-]
If someone had the money to waste thousands on a paint job, I'd assume they'd also be living in a better neighborhood.
User avatar #105 - uwbymannen (04/05/2015) [-]
That may be possible. I have no experience, however, about any "good" neighborhood where I live. There only seems to be better or worse, but shit seems to flood ever piece of land, just a bit more or less.
#127 - that's a hell of a coincidence lol. 04/05/2015 on Aliens +3
#90 - I imagine because a lot of people probably figure that if ther… 04/05/2015 on #feminism 0
#103 - never heard anyone say they wouldn't watch it because of that. 04/05/2015 on M'abel 0
#125 - that's a good one, I kinda wanted the lizard mod so I could re…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Aliens +3
#126 - falloutsurvivor (04/05/2015) [-]
wait......
your comment and name just reminded me there is an Argonian in Oblivion called Amuzei

and here you are wanting to be a lizard

#127 - amuzen (04/05/2015) [-]
that's a hell of a coincidence lol.
#4 - how would that make the story any more real exactly?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Fuck you drunk me 0
User avatar #5 - qwarthos (04/05/2015) [-]
I think you misunderstand. He wouldn't be able to do what I suggested unless the story is real.
#6 - amuzen (04/06/2015) [-]
I didn't read the description I thought you were saying that him having that text conversation saved would somehow prove he left a cup of vodka next to himself before he fell asleep.
User avatar #7 - qwarthos (04/07/2015) [-]
Ah! I understand now. I barely read descriptions myself because they almost always are poorly written.
#9 - they probably named sparrow face after duck face and duck face… 04/04/2015 on Sparrow Face 0
#33 - also considering they had gotten all those points taken away f… 04/04/2015 on Dumbleburn 0
#42 - I always forget about bill. 04/04/2015 on Boys 0
#20 - on a side note I'm going to have to try and remember to do thi… 04/04/2015 on Pup to Dog 0
#19 - dude the internet is abusive, like half of the comments are pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Pup to Dog 0
#20 - amuzen (04/04/2015) [-]
on a side note I'm going to have to try and remember to do this if I get a puppy sometime in the next ten years.**
#45 - yeah well he did because M.I.B. and I, robot aren't character names.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Famous Guns 3 0
User avatar #46 - eezo (04/04/2015) [-]
bad art 0/10
#43 - it's the name of the movie/series it showed up in not the char…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Famous Guns 3 0
User avatar #44 - eezo (04/04/2015) [-]
You don't randomly switch the theme in a set
#45 - amuzen (04/04/2015) [-]
yeah well he did because M.I.B. and I, robot aren't character names.
User avatar #46 - eezo (04/04/2015) [-]
bad art 0/10
#88 - mine smelt kinda dusty and like pine needles but then agai…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Wendy Corduroy makes me moist 0
User avatar #89 - missingmouse (04/04/2015) [-]
Maybe he just shit in the neighbours garden aha.
#173 - Both of them could have potentially ruined the others careers … 04/04/2015 on Christy big Mack attack 0

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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