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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1468
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 10184 total,  12044 ,  1860
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:5455
FJ Points:5153

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#14 - I think that pineapple is like the universal safe word  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on oklahoma, oklahoma, oklahoma 0
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2014) [-]
Well, if someone screams pineapple in the middle of sex, unless you're getting really kinky with fruit, it's safe to assume that's the safe word.
#28 - pre level 5 source book wizards really shouldn't try to go for… 10/18/2014 on Level 1 Characters #1 +4
#6 - that's kind of sad because now it's 600 miles away from its ho… 10/15/2014 on Real Courage Wolf +3
#7 - Nah Timmy just moved away leaving his best friend behind, that… 10/15/2014 on (Sound of minds exploding) +6
#5 - but he could just as easily not drink all that water and since…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Funny Facebook comp 0
User avatar #6 - ibashfunnyjunk (10/16/2014) [-]
then he wouldn't be given the clue to where his door handle is
User avatar #7 - nanako (10/16/2014) [-]
door handles are not expensive.
and doors are not unbreakable
#10 - played a fun game of gamma world once where we used our actual… 10/15/2014 on Gamma world 0
#73 - 'I thought it was gonna be a gigantic bee hive 10/14/2014 on Hulk...but wait 0
#17 - smart choice, be pretty stupid to try and catch something fall…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on You baaaastard 0
User avatar #20 - littleliz (10/14/2014) [-]
lol good point but its more of a hill and he couldve stood up
#7 - I had one single week long break during winter for the entire … 10/14/2014 on Gotta admit, chuckled a bit +5
#71 - and now he's going to eat you to. 10/14/2014 on Oh Garfield 0
#30 - to be fair men are naturally physically superior to woman, dre…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 57 +2
#107 - seizure (10/14/2014) [-]
Yes, BUT:

1. In a society when almost everyone is in the rat race and tries to climb their way up the ladder, most men feel a biological pressure to be more successful than women (if you think otherwise you clearly don't know a damn thing about basic human nature and biology), which leads to a lot of things - including, but not limited to, neglecting sleep and social life. If you combine that with going to the gym (which any self-aware male who wants to grow stronger physically and mentally should do - look up Elliott Hulse on YouTube) and having a few drinks over the weekends (whether it's just to socialize or due to peer pressure), you get someone who barely has any time for anything and a person who feels so pressured that they're miserable.

2. A lot of men are so oppressed (yes, I will use that fucking word) that expressing any sort of male sexuality is considered as "bad manners". Repressing male sexuality leads to anger and decreased testosterone, and once again - a miserable man.
#109 - seizure (10/14/2014) [-]
and don't even get me started on double standards
#39 - hurzg (10/14/2014) [-]
The thing is you are uncontrollably become depressed when you become something you aren't.
#45 - kinda makes me think when I was a 13 year old boy me and this … 10/14/2014 on 4chan 0
#104 - there was this one girl I thought I was going out with for awh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? +1
#110 - proxyfag (10/14/2014) [-]
Thats fucked what she did imo.

But she got justice at the end when her bf hooked up with a prettier girl. Then trying to come back to you? Pathetic.
#103 - in my opinion when you break up, that's the end of that relati… 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
#102 - I'm in a similar situation, I had a girlfriend from 12-14 and … 10/14/2014 on Bad breakups? 0
#38 - the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked co… 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#37 - I smoke half a gram a month divided up as I see fit. that's go…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#38 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked consider me a stoner where as my friends who smoke pot commonly think the opposite.
#135 - Society is far past the point where we can afford to behave li… 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
#35 - I am in the same situation and I love it, although I could deb…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Salem +1
User avatar #36 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/14/2014) [-]
I smoke too, but only once every month or two at home, and restricted to weekends/for social reasons at school. I actually haven't bought any in months, except the two times I visited my friends at college for the weekend. But my general demeanor has always been that of a stoner. The smoking is a result of my tendency to love doing nothing, and not the other way around.
#37 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
I smoke half a gram a month divided up as I see fit. that's good for about 3-4 highs and it's usually on weekends after periods of extreme stress or when I need to get a new perspective on my work.
#38 - amuzen (10/14/2014) [-]
the debate-able part is that my peers who never have smoked consider me a stoner where as my friends who smoke pot commonly think the opposite.
#34 - That's kind of true to an extent but sasuke's jutsu's in parti… 10/14/2014 on Salem 0
#5 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on Sion Pls 0
#121 - technically some electric heaters are just big heated fans so … 10/13/2014 on Riddlez 0
#44 - I... whenever I use my school computer to look up anime they h… 10/13/2014 on History is wrong 2 0
#34 - she's being aggressive but if you feel threatened by an angry … 10/12/2014 on STFU 0
#33 - she's being aggressive but if you feel threatened by an angry … 10/12/2014 on STFU -1
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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