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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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#20 - I've also found that Bing > Google if your searching for te… 07/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
#31 - That's a ****** job to being taking that seriously.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Look at all tha funny +3
User avatar #34 - malhaloc (07/13/2014) [-]
#windowwiperpride #standtogether
#561 - change lol to OMG I CAN'T EVEN and ha to I'M **… 07/13/2014 on new world filters +2
#6 - Harry's not a man he's a boy, the boy who lived DUH 07/13/2014 on HURREH PAHTAWRR! 0
#109 - also he can see the moments between moments, he doesn't just m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Batman Flash Superman Race +2
User avatar #162 - vatra (07/13/2014) [-]
A really excellent visual aid to show what you mean is Quicksilver from the most recent x-men movie. Their abilities are almost identical. He had time to what for him was stroll around fucking shit up, poking bullets to redirect them, taste whatever was cooking, try on some clothes. The Flash and Quicksilver are nearly parallel on speed. So any normal speed object as basically no chance against The Flash. And even if by some act of God Batman did mange to ensnare The Flash, daIRONman is correct, The Flash could just vibrate his ass out of it. QuickSilver Pentagon Kitchen Slow Motion Scene
#40 - dunno about the show 07/12/2014 on Wheelchair 0
#34 - To be fair, in most medium-small sized communities, there's no…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Wheelchair 0
User avatar #39 - sketchE (07/12/2014) [-]
isnt the show set in new york or some other big place? the main characters just live there
#42 - ashadowguy (07/12/2014) [-]
boston
#40 - amuzen (07/12/2014) [-]
dunno about the show
#72 - yeeeeeah but you said it in response to someone saying how the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear 0
User avatar #73 - gmarrox (07/12/2014) [-]
Because he was being a dick. That doesn't mean that wasn't the appropriate way to behave in that situation. Are you trying to start an argument or something. Not interested.
#69 - Hmmm Yeah he's definitely being a little snarky but honestly h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Hello my dear +2
User avatar #70 - gmarrox (07/12/2014) [-]
Never said I agree nor disagreed with his methods. Just stating a fact.
#72 - amuzen (07/12/2014) [-]
yeeeeeah but you said it in response to someone saying how they didn't see how he was being a dick as though explaining that him being Snarky was a dick move which pretty strongly implies that you think he was being a dick by being snarky and patronizi
User avatar #73 - gmarrox (07/12/2014) [-]
Because he was being a dick. That doesn't mean that wasn't the appropriate way to behave in that situation. Are you trying to start an argument or something. Not interested.
#96 - For reals though it would be awesome if you could just like, b… 07/12/2014 on Sea Pancakes +1
#7 - Yeah it's kind of even worse for a guy because in order to get… 07/12/2014 on Graduation Day +1
#1 - I got to a door, went through it, looked behind me, saw some p… 07/10/2014 on Holding Doors 0
#24 - this feels like a bad idea  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on diabetes never looked so good. +1
User avatar #26 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/10/2014) [-]
Thumbed up for common sense. Don't forget to reproduce.
#154 - I know it's mentioned in the content itself but seriously Char…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on very profound 0
#174 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
you're so f a g g o t r e t a r d e d I had to slow spell that for you. Amuzing? I don't think so. Reveals your expert level of stupidity, WOW
User avatar #163 - mrevitcartta (07/10/2014) [-]
Have you actually read any of his works?
#2 - Man that would kind of suck for some people like if you were a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Graduation Day +1
#3 - kiaserzerg (07/10/2014) [-]
im a guy and my hair is down to the middle of my back. i would flat out say "fuck that shit, i lost a little sister to cancer. Ive paid my price"
#7 - amuzen (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's kind of even worse for a guy because in order to get long hair you have to go through a really weird sorta long sorta not phase that lasts like, a year before it starts getting to the point where you can tie it up and while girls have a variety of options for medium long hair guys don't really have anything they can do with that which isn't nerdy or emo looking.
#1 - His name is kind of weird considering the fact that neither hi… 07/10/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 27 +11
#71 - You guys are the reasons their's viruses on the internet that … 07/10/2014 on Anybody's Fetish? 0
#47 - it's kind of like a strange combination of a butterfly knife, … 07/10/2014 on Final Fantasy 0
#40 - I'm not saying they were, making germany out as some sort of c… 07/09/2014 on dat feels 0
#36 - I think he's counting world war one, although that whole mess …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on dat feels 0
User avatar #186 - rgmayhem (07/09/2014) [-]
WWI started cause of an assassination, and Germany defended the smaller country, and Russia got mad and shoved their dick in.
User avatar #39 - ruebezahl (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, even if Germany were to blame, Germany's goal in WW1 was not to conquer the world. Yes, in American propaganda at the time, it was made to seem like "the Kaiser" wanted to subjugate the whole world, but that was not the case.
#40 - amuzen (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they were, making germany out as some sort of conquering force hell bent on taking over the world is just plain childish in my opinion and in the opinion of the majority of america including our school systems.
the entire affair was just one big fiasco and I doubt any nation really had a goal or objective in mind beyond not coming out on bottom.
All I'm saying is a few pig headed or paranoid people still place the blame of ww1 on Germany for striking first and a few even see that as foreshadowing for the nazi force that was born later on painting a Germany in a rather poor light.

from that i gather WW1 and WW2 is what he was referring to when he said Germany tried to conquer the world twice.
#101 - I like how they think spamming, posting **** pict… 07/09/2014 on battle plan +1
#100 - if you liked Samurai Champloo chances are you'll like Afro samurai.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Only the dead can know... +2
User avatar #113 - leonhardt (07/09/2014) [-]
If you like "Thing about ghetto samurai" then you're like "thing about slightly more ghetto samurai"

This kid is going places. Really on the ball, that one.
#13 - In my opinion, 7/1 isn't as bad as 6/0. Like can you imagine h…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Brazil v. Germany +5
User avatar #47 - metalmind (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, they were going easy on brasil in the end.
#35 - medopu (07/09/2014) [-]
not a whole lot?
#86 - Oh wait I'm stupid time zone difference, huh now I know that … 07/09/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... 0
#84 - It says this was posted 22 hours ago but that doesn't make any…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... 0
#86 - amuzen (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh wait I'm stupid time zone difference, huh now I know that is at least 3 hours behind me.

Wait a second the only place three hours behind Vancouver Canada's time zone is the very tip of Alaska, could it be lives in Alaska?
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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