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#38 - also **** that, no one wants to spend their down time h… 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime -3
#35 - It's not like he'd timidly just be sitting there and we'd star… 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime -2
#42 - basically the plot is A long time ago the world was …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 6 +1
User avatar #50 - killjoyus (03/25/2015) [-]
yo thanks man. might check it out.
User avatar #43 - leonhardt (03/25/2015) [-]
Also a metric fuckload of lesbians

Like all the lesbians ever
#45 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
oh yeah can't forget them lesbians. Albeit, no one is really hot in that series so it's not very sexy and most of em technically don't have any genitalia but yeah.
User avatar #46 - leonhardt (03/25/2015) [-]
Shut up and enjoy the lesbians
#33 - if you didn't give him any attention/left him out of **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime -1
#34 - jasperthefennec (03/25/2015) [-]
You can include people without busting their balls.
I have a friend in my group that is like that and freaks out over nothing, so you know what we do?
We don't tease him.
It's that simple, you are an asshole.
User avatar #191 - include (03/25/2015) [-]
Good job, you are a really good friend.
#38 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
also fuck that, no one wants to spend their down time hanging out with someone that keeps doing shit that's super irritating without so much as saying a word about it.

Criticism is important for healthy working relationships, blaming people for speaking their mind is bullshit.
#35 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
It's not like he'd timidly just be sitting there and we'd start dancing around him teasing him or ganging up on him or some shit, he'd just over react to the most basic of criticism. He'd dish it out to constantly calling people 'faggot' 'little bitch' or 'dumb cunt' and talk mad shit about people behind their backs but then when they called him out on stuff he'd just freak the fuck out.
#10 - I remember when I was in middle school there was this kid who …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Anti-vaxxers logic 0
#35 - Ken M (03/25/2015) [-]
I don't get why you got in trouble. Some people in positions of power are so backwards. I probably would have given you a talking to (saying allergies can be dangerous and actually kill people) then let you go, saying it was a clever way to handle your problem but next time come to us.
#37 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
Well I had come to them before and their solution was 'don't bring any personal belongings to school.' which I felt was pretty ridiculous.
#12 - Ken M (03/25/2015) [-]
Why did you get in truble? Ut was his own fault for taking your stuff
#54 - His first death wasn't really a big deal only being lasting a …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Goku 0
#71 - mamenber (03/25/2015) [-]
King Piccolo was freed by Pilaf after three failed attempts at world domination, two of those stopped by Goku
The Vegeta and Nappa knew about dragon balls thanks to Raditz, who came looking for Goku
Frieza knew about dragon balls thanks to Vegeta and Nappa
The cyborgs and Cell were created only to kill Goku by dr. Gero, who went mad because of his son's death because of Goku
Buu was freed because Vegeta was a dick
User avatar #62 - crazyanimal (03/25/2015) [-]
Meanwhile Vegeta trained with Trunks all the time and took him to parks and shit
#30 - I can't help but be skeptical of this sort of complaint now da…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2015 on liek dis if u cri evrytime -8
#32 - jasperthefennec (03/25/2015) [-]
The fact that he reacted in that way showed he did not like the attention he was getting, so you and anyone else who messed with him are assholes.
#33 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
if you didn't give him any attention/left him out of shit he'd freak the fuck you, you try to bring him into the group he'd freak the fuck out. whatever man if you can't control your own actions because you're emotionally unstable don't go blaming everyone else for not fucking humoring your asinine attitude.
#34 - jasperthefennec (03/25/2015) [-]
You can include people without busting their balls.
I have a friend in my group that is like that and freaks out over nothing, so you know what we do?
We don't tease him.
It's that simple, you are an asshole.
User avatar #191 - include (03/25/2015) [-]
Good job, you are a really good friend.
#38 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
also fuck that, no one wants to spend their down time hanging out with someone that keeps doing shit that's super irritating without so much as saying a word about it.

Criticism is important for healthy working relationships, blaming people for speaking their mind is bullshit.
#35 - amuzen (03/25/2015) [-]
It's not like he'd timidly just be sitting there and we'd start dancing around him teasing him or ganging up on him or some shit, he'd just over react to the most basic of criticism. He'd dish it out to constantly calling people 'faggot' 'little bitch' or 'dumb cunt' and talk mad shit about people behind their backs but then when they called him out on stuff he'd just freak the fuck out.
#5 - I don't understand 34 part, is that like, centimeters? Diamete…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Bewbs +1
#18 - Ken M (03/25/2015) [-]
pretty sure it's the distance around there torso under the breast
User avatar #9 - sophiasilverheart (03/25/2015) [-]
It's how big around the bra is using Inches, I do believe.
#40 - I feel the same way, **** guys that look better than me. 03/25/2015 on Cosplay +1
#65 - the worst feeling ever is when you have 4 pieces of exoia on t… 03/25/2015 on [Yu-Gi-Oh Theme Intensifies] +1
#45 - being the exact opposite of an extreme is still bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on He will 9/11 that erection +1
User avatar #57 - mrselfdestruct (03/25/2015) [-]
fine.
i do not fully live up to the standards of my name.

#34 - I would kill an entire mafia gang to kill an entire mafia gang… 03/25/2015 on Engineer 0
#66 - a kid at a theme park is pissed because none of his friends sh… 03/25/2015 on so drink into the drink 0
#58 - Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage. 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#56 - Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#52 - Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#162 - I thought power girl was kryptonian? are they making the other…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Bruce, an hero 0
User avatar #173 - Ruspanic (03/24/2015) [-]
It's a different person with the Power Girl mantle. Just looked it up, apparently the original Power Girl gets transported back to Earth-2 and this chick is a human who gets powers.
#48 - What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your bod…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#46 - Looked up apparently their are plenty that work.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#47 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Diet pills = / = skinny pills.
#48 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your body absorbs less fat and a skinny pill exactly?
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#45 - That feels strange to me, like I'm sure a lot of them don't wo…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/24/2015 on That’s probably not what... 0
#46 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
www.webmd.com/diet/guide/weight-loss-prescription-weight-loss-medicine

Looked up apparently their are plenty that work.
#47 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Diet pills = / = skinny pills.
#48 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between a pill that makes it so your body absorbs less fat and a skinny pill exactly?
#49 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills force your body to lose weight.

Diet pills prevent you from gaining weight by suppressing basic human functions of the body.

Skinny pills that are 'proven to cause weight loss' don't actually work. A quote unquote "prescribed" pill that causes weight loss doesn't exist and is a sham made by pyramid scheme companies to eat gullible people's money.
#52 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Wait what does this have to do with Pyramid schemes? a pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model that involves promising participants payment or services, primarily for enrolling other people into the scheme, rather than supplying any real investment or sale of products or services to the public

If they're selling the skinny pills, whether they work or not, by definition that's not really a pyramid scheme?

Also I still don't see the difference between a prescribed pill that causes weight loss by suppressing functions within the body and a pill that causes weight loss, it's still a pill that causes weight loss even if it's not magic.
#55 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
You're correct in your definition but incorrect in understanding the nature of the advertisement.

What they're selling are placebos; pills that don't actually work, but because you think they work, your mindset changes thus your body changes.

Not to mention; these 'skinny pills' are not prescribed. They are sold through private vendors.

Diet Pills, I'll say again, suppress body functions. It's no different than a pill used to treat drug addiction. It suppresses natural human things in the body with side effects.

Skinny pills are supposed to eliminate fat without anyone actually doing any work, which is impossible.
#56 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Well yeah I'm sure the one in the advertisement above doesn't work, shit you see as aggressive advertising like that almost never does, but I wouldn't go so far as to say all 'skinny pills' don't work, according to that site I linked there's a drug called orlistat Prescribed as Xenical, bought over the counter as Alli that makes it so your body can't absorb about a third of the fat you eat, it comes with a nice grocery list of side effects sure, most pills do they're not magic, but I mean, it exists, you don't technically have to put any work in to use and it will reduce your fat. It'll make you shit uncontrollably and it sounds pretty unhealthy but I mean, it's still a pill that makes you skinnier all by it's lonesome.

I also vaguely remember from my elementary school survival classes there was a plant that kind of looked like a fuzzy pea I think? I dunno, I remember the plants you can eat a lot more vividly than the ones you can't near where I live that does something very similar to a much larger degree that essentially makes it so you can't digest food at all until it gets out of your system and can make it so you can starve to death. I think there was a movie called something tramp based on a real story where the person died because he act them

#57 - misandry (03/24/2015) [-]
Skinny pills as advertised don't exist.
#58 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, advertisements, especially for drugs, are garbage.
#200 - longest I've been able to go without porn or sex since I was 1… 03/24/2015 on things about porn 0
#283 - Cows, pigs, and sheep I can kind of understand the sympathy si… 03/24/2015 on Vegan +2
#18 - Now I really want to see how Toriyama would write up the futur… 03/24/2015 on DBZ Facts Comp #4 0
#17 - Yeah just finished watching it and I agree entirely. I'm not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - alphahelix (03/24/2015) [-]
YESSSSSS! WELCOME ABOARD. THE FEELS NEVER STOP.

exactly. Honestly, AT tries to throw a bigger net and make like every secondary super relevant. AT has a much bigger cast of relevant colorful characters, and they'll be episodes completely dedicated to them, individually, doing nothing, and that'll help characterize them but you can't do that with every single character cuz it just leaves you in a daze of exposition. SU focuses on a core essential group of characters and we get way more in-depth understanding and emotional attatchement with those characters.
#1 - Is that tomatophobic glass? 03/24/2015 on Finally +7

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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