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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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#9 - That was almost all magic in the later movies because intricat…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise +39
#18 - fozzoul (05/24/2015) [-]
#8 - Yeah but it's still a lightning bolt. It's not 'not' a lightning bolt.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise +2
#19 - boomerpyro (05/24/2015) [-]
runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/sowilo
it's actually the sowilo rune
#6 - oh sorry instead of all I meant to say also but my phone auto …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise 0
User avatar #7 - apolloblaux (05/24/2015) [-]
Okay that makes sooooo much more sense hahaha. But yeah, basically, it is not a random lightning bolt, it is the shape of avada kedavra which is casually lightning bolt.
#8 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but it's still a lightning bolt. It's not 'not' a lightning bolt.
#19 - boomerpyro (05/24/2015) [-]
runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/sowilo
it's actually the sowilo rune
#1 - from what I understand speed limit enforced by aircraft means …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Speed Limit +1
User avatar #2 - titsmccracken (05/24/2015) [-]
We had one of these in the small town I used to live in. There was no aircraft they couldn't afford it. So it was just a sign and no enforcement.
#4 - Avada Kedvas hand movement is a lightning bolt therefore it is…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise +234
#24 - prohibullion (05/24/2015) [-]
we've got the CIA's best cryptogrophers trying to decode what the fuck you just said
#5 - apolloblaux (05/24/2015) [-]
#6 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
oh sorry instead of all I meant to say also but my phone auto corrected it.
User avatar #7 - apolloblaux (05/24/2015) [-]
Okay that makes sooooo much more sense hahaha. But yeah, basically, it is not a random lightning bolt, it is the shape of avada kedavra which is casually lightning bolt.
#8 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but it's still a lightning bolt. It's not 'not' a lightning bolt.
#19 - boomerpyro (05/24/2015) [-]
runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/sowilo
it's actually the sowilo rune
#56 - just because it's not generosity doesn't mean it's not charity. 05/24/2015 on nice 0
#153 - Corruption is so rampant in the American government that you b… 05/24/2015 on Stop breaking the law 0
#810 - My sex life basically goes, 11, a girl that lived next door wh… 05/24/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
#120 - I think by definition it means they have a consensual agreemen… 05/23/2015 on My first encounter -1
#25 - I wish they weren't moving to full 3d forever but from the way… 05/23/2015 on Disney 0
#11 - are you talking about with the maids or the prostitutes becaus… 05/22/2015 on bargain -1
#25 - Yeah but my point is your counter argument between physically …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Amazing quote +1
User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
See, people don't get offended by opinions. If someone says something legitimately offensive, it's not an opinion, it's wrong. What's an offensive thing to say that's an opinion?

Anything that speaks ill of any minority or proclivity isn't an opinion - because X people aren't bad/evil/wrong. Generalizing is always incorrect and is the main form of offense.

And your scale of offense you just made up is completely arbitrary and only given measure by you. Words hurt some people more than others, and that's just as fine as how punches hurt some people more than others - either way, the metaphorical or literal punching isn't okay.
#9 - Sounds like you're basically saying we should be the bigger ma… 05/22/2015 on asdasdasda +5
#23 - honestly wouldn't say it's indecent say hurting someones feeli…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Amazing quote +1
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
And killing someone is less severe than destroying the universe, but that doesn't make it okay.

If someone's offended, 9 times out of 10 it's because the offender was being a cunt. People getting offended by non-offensive things is certainly in the minority (despite what internet rebels would say), and the less typical response to an action should not be taken as the default in consideration.

If someone's offended, it's safe to say it's because the person who offended them is an asshole. Taking offense to things informs assholes of their assholeishness, and there is some motivation to not be an asshole in a modern society.
#25 - amuzen (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah but my point is your counter argument between physically harming someone and emotionally offending someone is entirely based on exaggerating the extremity of the physical injury.
offending someone isn't injuring them it's essentially just making them uncomfortable.
The equivalent emotionally of stabbing someone would be doing something like tricking someone into believing their wife and kids were all dead or leading them on in a relationship for a couple of months just to reveal you're seeing someone else etc etc.
the equivalent physically of offending someone with some off handed remark is more like bumping into someone on the subway which is like yeah, that's a bit rude but yeah it's not wrong thing to do you. You have the right to your opinions and the voicing of them just as you have the right to stand, or even move about, on a crowded subway.
User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
See, people don't get offended by opinions. If someone says something legitimately offensive, it's not an opinion, it's wrong. What's an offensive thing to say that's an opinion?

Anything that speaks ill of any minority or proclivity isn't an opinion - because X people aren't bad/evil/wrong. Generalizing is always incorrect and is the main form of offense.

And your scale of offense you just made up is completely arbitrary and only given measure by you. Words hurt some people more than others, and that's just as fine as how punches hurt some people more than others - either way, the metaphorical or literal punching isn't okay.
#21 - they count for significantly less yeah.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Amazing quote +1
User avatar #22 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
Well then let's chalk that up to a lack of common decency.
#23 - amuzen (05/22/2015) [-]
honestly wouldn't say it's indecent say hurting someones feelings is less severe than physically harming and possibly killing someone. I'd chalk that up to common sense to be honest.
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
And killing someone is less severe than destroying the universe, but that doesn't make it okay.

If someone's offended, 9 times out of 10 it's because the offender was being a cunt. People getting offended by non-offensive things is certainly in the minority (despite what internet rebels would say), and the less typical response to an action should not be taken as the default in consideration.

If someone's offended, it's safe to say it's because the person who offended them is an asshole. Taking offense to things informs assholes of their assholeishness, and there is some motivation to not be an asshole in a modern society.
#25 - amuzen (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah but my point is your counter argument between physically harming someone and emotionally offending someone is entirely based on exaggerating the extremity of the physical injury.
offending someone isn't injuring them it's essentially just making them uncomfortable.
The equivalent emotionally of stabbing someone would be doing something like tricking someone into believing their wife and kids were all dead or leading them on in a relationship for a couple of months just to reveal you're seeing someone else etc etc.
the equivalent physically of offending someone with some off handed remark is more like bumping into someone on the subway which is like yeah, that's a bit rude but yeah it's not wrong thing to do you. You have the right to your opinions and the voicing of them just as you have the right to stand, or even move about, on a crowded subway.
User avatar #32 - demandsgayversion (05/22/2015) [-]
See, people don't get offended by opinions. If someone says something legitimately offensive, it's not an opinion, it's wrong. What's an offensive thing to say that's an opinion?

Anything that speaks ill of any minority or proclivity isn't an opinion - because X people aren't bad/evil/wrong. Generalizing is always incorrect and is the main form of offense.

And your scale of offense you just made up is completely arbitrary and only given measure by you. Words hurt some people more than others, and that's just as fine as how punches hurt some people more than others - either way, the metaphorical or literal punching isn't okay.
#34 - Technically yes, practically no because the smaller one is for… 05/22/2015 on hank +3
#3 - I considered how much this would cost briefly, if you bought f… 05/22/2015 on This is Your Life 101 0
#1 - This joke in and of itself isn't very funny but it is funny th… 05/22/2015 on picture perfect moment 0
#39 - THE JOKE FOLLOWS A BASIC SCHEME WHERE YOU PUT EMPHASIS ON THE …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on posttwo 0
User avatar #40 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
IT'S NOT NECESSARY, THE PUNCHLINE IS AT THE END, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. HAVING EVERYTHING CAPITALIZED IS THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING CAPITALIZED, IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE LOUDLY YELLING THE JOKE AT YOU.

IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO CAPITALIZE OR EMPHASIZE THE PUNCHLINE TO NOTICE IT OR FOR IT TO SOMEHOW BECOME FUNNIER, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID. BUT THEN MAYBE YOU'RE JUST DYSLEXIC OR SOMETHING.
#37 - I mean it doesn't make sense to capitalize everything, the onl…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on posttwo 0
User avatar #38 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
HE WAS YELLING AND THEREFORE VERY EXCITED ABOUT HIS DISCOVERY, JUST CAPITALIZING "GARLIC BREAD" WOULD HAVE MADE NO DIFFERENCE, UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU REQUIRE THAT DUE TO TUMBLR WITHDRAWAL.
#39 - amuzen (05/21/2015) [-]
THE JOKE FOLLOWS A BASIC SCHEME WHERE YOU PUT EMPHASIS ON THE PUNCHLINE, IF YOU SHOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING IT DOESN'T WORK, IT'S OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF COMEDY.
User avatar #40 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
IT'S NOT NECESSARY, THE PUNCHLINE IS AT THE END, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. HAVING EVERYTHING CAPITALIZED IS THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING CAPITALIZED, IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE LOUDLY YELLING THE JOKE AT YOU.

IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO CAPITALIZE OR EMPHASIZE THE PUNCHLINE TO NOTICE IT OR FOR IT TO SOMEHOW BECOME FUNNIER, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID. BUT THEN MAYBE YOU'RE JUST DYSLEXIC OR SOMETHING.
#15 - same reason anyone cares about what they look like, so they ca… 05/21/2015 on I am a man! 0
#24 - joke only makes sense if you only capitalize garlic bread.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on posttwo 0
User avatar #35 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
You've seen too many tumblr posts my friend.
#37 - amuzen (05/21/2015) [-]
I mean it doesn't make sense to capitalize everything, the only thing you want to add emphasis to is those last two words perhaps preceded by a pause.
User avatar #38 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
HE WAS YELLING AND THEREFORE VERY EXCITED ABOUT HIS DISCOVERY, JUST CAPITALIZING "GARLIC BREAD" WOULD HAVE MADE NO DIFFERENCE, UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU REQUIRE THAT DUE TO TUMBLR WITHDRAWAL.
#39 - amuzen (05/21/2015) [-]
THE JOKE FOLLOWS A BASIC SCHEME WHERE YOU PUT EMPHASIS ON THE PUNCHLINE, IF YOU SHOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING IT DOESN'T WORK, IT'S OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF COMEDY.
User avatar #40 - sugoi (05/21/2015) [-]
IT'S NOT NECESSARY, THE PUNCHLINE IS AT THE END, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. HAVING EVERYTHING CAPITALIZED IS THE SAME AS HAVING NOTHING CAPITALIZED, IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE LOUDLY YELLING THE JOKE AT YOU.

IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO CAPITALIZE OR EMPHASIZE THE PUNCHLINE TO NOTICE IT OR FOR IT TO SOMEHOW BECOME FUNNIER, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID. BUT THEN MAYBE YOU'RE JUST DYSLEXIC OR SOMETHING.
#32 - If I ever lose and eye and have to work around children this i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Norman Reedus' Cat +18
#59 - anon (05/21/2015) [-]
#1 - Noah has a ****** reaction to black magic.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Trick 17 +5
User avatar #3 - flnonymousseven (05/21/2015) [-]
*reasonable
#2 - It's... It's beautiful. 05/21/2015 on Fire +1

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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