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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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#84 - I am god I would say I exist There is no hell … 06/28/2014 on playing god 0
#75 - to be subtle while I pull out my knife, get his attention so h… 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1052 - Uncle leeches. I'll leech ya pockets. 06/28/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#50 - I watched it friends and the show makes it super uncomfortable…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on Mother of the year +1
User avatar #51 - exclamation (06/28/2014) [-]
lol
It's only uncomfortable if you watch it groups.
#122 - one of the big things about homeschool is the experience is a … 06/28/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 13 0
#47 - she molests her daughter several times throughout the series a…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Mother of the year +3
User avatar #49 - exclamation (06/28/2014) [-]
That's sounds awfully comfortable.
#50 - amuzen (06/28/2014) [-]
I watched it friends and the show makes it super uncomfortable our reactions went like

Me: Oh hey boobs
F1: Oh this is nice
F2: Hey what's she doing?
Me: She's... no couldn't be...
F2: I think she is
F1: holy shit she is!
F2: Stop it you!
F1: So do we just like... keep watching?
Me: I dunno? Maybe it'll be over soon.
F2: Errr yeah they're probably going to talk about something important.
keep watching.
User avatar #51 - exclamation (06/28/2014) [-]
lol
It's only uncomfortable if you watch it groups.
#12 - its bad for longer runs because you cant use it as shelter+ it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Who needs a big dick anyway? 0
#13 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
In all honesty, the only reason I'd use it is to get the fuck out of a city. If you run out of gas there, you're better off than if it happened in a city with thousands of those mother fuckers hearing your engine die
#150 - my best friend/brother had a dog that lasted 14 years that wou… 06/27/2014 on Intelligence 0
#10 - yeah but not having doors isnt going to stop you from circumna…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Who needs a big dick anyway? 0
#11 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
I'd say the opposite. If you're going to use it, it's best to do so on longer trips. A truck that big is going to make a metric fuckton of noise and will consistently draw the ghouls back to your base on shorter missions
#12 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
its bad for longer runs because you cant use it as shelter+ it's more liable to run out of gas.
#13 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
In all honesty, the only reason I'd use it is to get the fuck out of a city. If you run out of gas there, you're better off than if it happened in a city with thousands of those mother fuckers hearing your engine die
#8 - if you have to go through a large enough horde your car gets s…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Who needs a big dick anyway? 0
#9 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
If your facing that large of a horde, you need to find a way around them, not through them. For instance, going through nearby building and/or rooftops. full frontal assaults do very little against zombie hordes. The only time you should stand your ground is if its on your terms, not theirs.
#10 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah but not having doors isnt going to stop you from circumnavigating large hordes.

the place where not having doors would fuck you is surprise attacks when you stop and the odd clinger that you run over, although if you don't have the big ass tires you cant consistently run zombies over anyways.

overall i'd say this would be a superb zombie apocalypse vehicle for local runs but a poor choice for long distances
#11 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
I'd say the opposite. If you're going to use it, it's best to do so on longer trips. A truck that big is going to make a metric fuckton of noise and will consistently draw the ghouls back to your base on shorter missions
#12 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
its bad for longer runs because you cant use it as shelter+ it's more liable to run out of gas.
#13 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
In all honesty, the only reason I'd use it is to get the fuck out of a city. If you run out of gas there, you're better off than if it happened in a city with thousands of those mother fuckers hearing your engine die
#6 - true on doors but the wheels WOULD help since it would mean yo…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Who needs a big dick anyway? 0
#7 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
True, but you wouldn't get far if you had to go through a large horde. and that's when the lack of doors really fucks you.
#8 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
if you have to go through a large enough horde your car gets stuck you're fucked regardless unless you're either in a heavily armored vehicle with some prospect for rescue or the zombies are gimp ass dead rising zombies.
#9 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
If your facing that large of a horde, you need to find a way around them, not through them. For instance, going through nearby building and/or rooftops. full frontal assaults do very little against zombie hordes. The only time you should stand your ground is if its on your terms, not theirs.
#10 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah but not having doors isnt going to stop you from circumnavigating large hordes.

the place where not having doors would fuck you is surprise attacks when you stop and the odd clinger that you run over, although if you don't have the big ass tires you cant consistently run zombies over anyways.

overall i'd say this would be a superb zombie apocalypse vehicle for local runs but a poor choice for long distances
#11 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
I'd say the opposite. If you're going to use it, it's best to do so on longer trips. A truck that big is going to make a metric fuckton of noise and will consistently draw the ghouls back to your base on shorter missions
#12 - amuzen (06/27/2014) [-]
its bad for longer runs because you cant use it as shelter+ it's more liable to run out of gas.
#13 - mrnpc (06/27/2014) [-]
In all honesty, the only reason I'd use it is to get the fuck out of a city. If you run out of gas there, you're better off than if it happened in a city with thousands of those mother fuckers hearing your engine die
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Mmmm, extra crispy 0
#4 - youlikeme Comment deleted by amuzen
#456 - what about paralyzed people? 06/25/2014 on this guy is a fucking champion 0
#5 - looks like 32 cents to me 06/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
#271 - Well I for one think shes cute in a highschool sort of way. 06/25/2014 on Gotta stay happy 0
#7 - to drawn out, even the author admits he should have stopped af… 06/25/2014 on Ouch 0
#7 - Reading the books again and even knowing what Snape turns out … 06/25/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 10 0
#114 - For the first one what if she was all like 'am i pretty' and y… 06/25/2014 on Oyasuminasai! +3
#6 - I've had no problem with the battery life so much as …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Suface +6
#7 - makeman (06/24/2014) [-]
Wonder if they improved those things in the surface pro 3
#11 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
... read his first comment
#107 - That's a weird card because it feels op as fuck at first glanc…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on It's Time to D-D-D-D-DUEL 0
#108 - schmuxy (06/24/2014) [-]
and then you realise that only scrubs pay mana costs
#1 - Got the Surface pro one beginning of the year and it was prett…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Suface 0
User avatar #2 - valyn (06/24/2014) [-]
biggest problem with the one is FUCK THAT BATTERY LIFE lol
#6 - amuzen (06/24/2014) [-]
I've had no problem with the battery life so much as

it overheats pretty quickly
while I'm in the middle of drawing it'll stop registering the pen and register the side of my hand instead, then it will take a few moments to register the pen
no matter how many times I calibrate it, the pen is always off center and it becomes more so throughout the day ( I have to recalibrate it every day)
the pressure sensitivity is wonky it just turns off a lot
there's only the one kind of pen that's compatible, it's pretty uncomfortable, feels sort of cheap, and it's over 30 dollars.
There's only 1 usb slot so if you want a mouse AND a keyboard you need something to split it (Or you have to shell out a little over 120 dollars for their ludicrously overpriced keyboard that feels about as good as your average 10 dollar keyboard)
The screen is a bit to small for most drawing applications.
every now and then it glitches out and the touch screen stops working gotta restart the computer which takes about 4-5 minutes.
When it first came out there was a point where windows updated, it wanted me to type in my google password to log onto the computer but it wouldn't bring up the touch screen keyboard to actually allow me to type in the password so I had to go buy a USB keyboard and use that to turn on (combined with the occasional glitch where I had to do a complete restart every couple of hours or the touch screen would go bizzare this was especially frustrating) to this day occasionally the touch screen keyboard just refuses to show up although most of time not when I'm trying to log in so much anymore so I can bring it up manually.
when I was at the Microsoft store I bought a cord+dongle (50 dollars total) that they said would let me hook it up to my desktop and use it as a more traditional art tablet but when I did it just acted as another touch screen with no pressure sensitivity.

Don't get me wrong, I love it, but it has a lot of flaws, I feel like I bought something in Beta.
#7 - makeman (06/24/2014) [-]
Wonder if they improved those things in the surface pro 3
#11 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
... read his first comment
#43 - His cape has been shown to expand out and let him glide on mul… 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +1
#71 - No Hufflepuffs are kind and hardworking, raven claws are smart… 06/23/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 8 0
#7 - Nah, it's kinda stupid but all my accounts had Zen in them for…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on It's Back! +1
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
I see....

THIS ONLY MOBA I'VE EVER PLAYED WAS SMITE.
*duck noise*
#5 - I think it's more a reference to the fact that the spirit and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on It's Back! +1
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
....amuzen?.....Like Ah muzen cab?
#7 - amuzen (06/22/2014) [-]
Nah, it's kinda stupid but all my accounts had Zen in them for about 8 years (Zenryoko, ZenRyugami, Zen Knight, Grimzen etc etc) and when I first started on this site I was playing a lot of Amumu in league of legends (dominion had just come out and Amumu was fucking amazing on that+ I got the little knight Amumu skin for cheap and I thought that was awesome)

So I figured Amuzen would be a pretty cool combination of my fave champ at the time and my old internet name, especially since it formed a sort of play on the word 'amusing' which I felt was pretty fitting for this site since in general that's pretty much how I would sum up the entire experience.
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
I see....

THIS ONLY MOBA I'VE EVER PLAYED WAS SMITE.
*duck noise*
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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