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#3 - I'm thumbing this down... Here's Why Collect comics s… 05/27/2015 on batman v superman +1
#21 - For the most part cats will smell fine as long as you give em … 05/26/2015 on Hello there! This is Fox! 0
#53 - It's their job, I don't think they've really got much of a cho… 05/26/2015 on Those two Weasly bastards +1
#48 - Agreed, Tony, Steve and Clint speaking anything other than Eng… 05/26/2015 on The Avengers +6
#51 - Well you would think they would see the each of the teachers a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Those two Weasly bastards +1
User avatar #52 - sinonyx (05/26/2015) [-]
except quirrel and moody were both evil and probably had other things to do than wonder the halls looking for kids out of bed...
#53 - amuzen (05/26/2015) [-]
It's their job, I don't think they've really got much of a choice in the matter. Plus there were several occasions that Quirrel was found to be wandering the halls (Presumably under the excuse of patrolling) such as when he ran into the troll in the dungeon, his first few attempts at Fluffy etc. I find it hard to Imagine Fred and George didn't have a near encounter with him at least once during their escapades before the marauders map was introduced.
The only explanation I can think of is if they acquired the map during chamber of secrets year since there wasn't really anything helpful they could've done with it that year and during the prisoner of azkaban (besides maybe noticing that Ron had a second person with him at almost all times)

Actually moody for sure was because he caught Harry wandering the halls after hours.

Actually now that I think about it, Harry had the Map by then and Moody confiscated it almost immediately and it was explained in the story why it wasn't able to notice him.
#83 - Christianity for the most part. Also in a society where we can… 05/26/2015 on Buddhism 0
#82 - I think religion comes in degrees and to some degree you can j… 05/26/2015 on Buddhism 0
#58 - He's also a serial killer. 05/26/2015 on Cartoon Dilf 0
#2 - I killed a kids dad because he sents assassins after me and I …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Tag +24
#5 - Rascal (05/24/2015) [-]
you traumatized a litlle girl, gg well played
#26 - are you being sarcastic? 05/24/2015 on American war tactics 0
#11 - Fun fact, women generally have a better eye for color because …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Black 4 -1
User avatar #29 - theghostrider (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to need some reliable sources about that fact.
User avatar #28 - etiennesk (05/24/2015) [-]
"if one's not good they have a spare"

This is exactly how genes work
#25 - thegamegestapo (05/24/2015) [-]
#15 - bigdeathw (05/24/2015) [-]
i acuttally belive this cause women or more unlikely to be color blind
#9 - she made her intentions clear, it's his own fault for thinking…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on comic +49
User avatar #10 - derpsenderp (05/24/2015) [-]
Not really, i've heard girls say that a lot and it usually means yeh come over and have sex.
User avatar #17 - jjamesgordon (05/24/2015) [-]
"usually means"
Bruh, you'll learn, hopefully not the hard way, that a woman needs to be real fucking clear about her intentions.
Assuming she meant she wanted to fuck is how you end up in jail.
User avatar #25 - derpsenderp (05/24/2015) [-]
nope. Do u actually think girls say "YES COME OVER AND FUCK ME" ? They hint it, they dont want to seem slutty or too eager.
#57 - Rascal (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not like she invited him over though, he asked her for a favor, she kindly said okay. and making a move on your friend while she's drunk is just a scum move
User avatar #56 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/24/2015) [-]
this girl is clearly drunk and lives alone, she probably didn't invite him in because she didn't want him to take advantage of her drunkness and she'd have no one to help her encase shit pops off because she lives alone. In my opinion, what she did was smart.
#35 - vegasstoner (05/24/2015) [-]
quite true...which is why i hate the whole i regret it so it was rape thing. really puts you in between a rock and a hard place. if you're too forceful its very bad, but if you're unwilling to take a lead after picking up on signals you're not getting anywhere.
#32 - find target, run her down, secure her hands, rape her, forget …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on She never saw it coming. +37
#79 - animedudej (05/24/2015) [-]
there are certain religions that believe in that... i forget what religions actually do that but i'm willing to bet a good chunk of people in that faith think its bs and dont follow it (i hope)
#15 - his son is suddenly the CEO of World bank, "Oh god w…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Bill Gates Daughter +16
User avatar #22 - manofparody (05/24/2015) [-]
Well, being appointed CEO of an already-successful company is easy, because it's 95% micromanaged. Just sit there and look pretty, and pretty much do what majority votes for.
User avatar #19 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2015) [-]
1. get rich
2. fuck his daughter
3. leave with your new money
4. if she wants to stay with you, cool, if not, cool
5.????
6. profit, literally.
#82 - That's cool and all I was mostly just commenting on the fact t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Lioness' potty break 0
User avatar #83 - shaddz (05/24/2015) [-]
No I sourced my completely relevant scholarly experience working toward a degree on a subject covered in 1st term animal anatomy and physiology, If I were to be sourcing anything it would be something new, not a god damn globally recorded fact that was found over 283 years ago. My source was experience summed up in the smallest possible way. Either you are a troll at which point all you have managed to do is help me waste my time. Or you are even more autistic than I am, insufferably so.
#28 - That's what I'm saying, it's easier to just solve it then try …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on 99 Problems solved 0
User avatar #31 - dederplaol (05/24/2015) [-]
My comment was meant for Einsty, not you.. I replied fucked up. lel
User avatar #33 - Einsty (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not about the time, it's about going against the system.

But in retrospect I can see I was wrong.
#30 - People that think animals are incapable of intellectual though… 05/24/2015 on Mark Twain -2
#24 - 9/10 times I've attempted that a little piece of plastic has g…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on 99 Problems solved +1
User avatar #26 - dederplaol (05/24/2015) [-]
or you just learn how to fucking solve it in 30 minutes through guides on youtube, but ofc that takes having a brain and knowing how to use it
#28 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying, it's easier to just solve it then try to take that shit apart without damaging it.
User avatar #31 - dederplaol (05/24/2015) [-]
My comment was meant for Einsty, not you.. I replied fucked up. lel
User avatar #33 - Einsty (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not about the time, it's about going against the system.

But in retrospect I can see I was wrong.
#39 - I don't think he can, it honestly would've been a pretty infor…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on prosthetic fingers 0
#41 - merrrione (05/24/2015) [-]
he has some control over them, if you look at the second and third picture where he moves the anular first and the middle finger after that, and then moves them both at the same time
#46 - Is that how you source your papers? just a link at the end of …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Lioness' potty break +1
User avatar #81 - shaddz (05/24/2015) [-]
No, thats how I give a small tid bit of information to people online who did not already know the facts that, not to uptight folks who are a little too anal and wish to carry over a tedious practice from a professional environment, that is as little pretentious isn't it. It is common information not a brand new discovery you can only find primary research papers on, you can google it and find it everywhere just like gravity, so climb out of your own ass and enjoy the goddamn internet.
#82 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
That's cool and all I was mostly just commenting on the fact that you labeled your vaguely relative vocation as a source like it verified what you were saying as true or as though it was ya'know, a source.
User avatar #83 - shaddz (05/24/2015) [-]
No I sourced my completely relevant scholarly experience working toward a degree on a subject covered in 1st term animal anatomy and physiology, If I were to be sourcing anything it would be something new, not a god damn globally recorded fact that was found over 283 years ago. My source was experience summed up in the smallest possible way. Either you are a troll at which point all you have managed to do is help me waste my time. Or you are even more autistic than I am, insufferably so.
#12 - indeed, water melons make much better decorations than snacks.… 05/24/2015 on Melon Shark 0
#10 - Better this than the dumpster it would've most likely gone int…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Melon Shark 0
User avatar #11 - leonhardt (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah because fuck eating it, right?
#12 - amuzen (05/24/2015) [-]
indeed, water melons make much better decorations than snacks. Kinda like Pumpkins but for the summer.
#4 - It is not you yield for right turns on red in the US. 05/24/2015 on thanks for the info 0
#9 - That was almost all magic in the later movies because intricat…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise +39
#18 - fozzoul (05/24/2015) [-]
#8 - Yeah but it's still a lightning bolt. It's not 'not' a lightning bolt.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Took me a long time to realise +2
#19 - boomerpyro (05/24/2015) [-]
runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/sowilo
it's actually the sowilo rune

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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