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#154 - I know it's mentioned in the content itself but seriously Char…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on very profound 0
#174 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
you're so f a g g o t r e t a r d e d I had to slow spell that for you. Amuzing? I don't think so. Reveals your expert level of stupidity, WOW
User avatar #163 - mrevitcartta (07/10/2014) [-]
Have you actually read any of his works?
#2 - Man that would kind of suck for some people like if you were a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Graduation Day +1
#3 - kiaserzerg (07/10/2014) [-]
im a guy and my hair is down to the middle of my back. i would flat out say "fuck that shit, i lost a little sister to cancer. Ive paid my price"
#7 - amuzen (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's kind of even worse for a guy because in order to get long hair you have to go through a really weird sorta long sorta not phase that lasts like, a year before it starts getting to the point where you can tie it up and while girls have a variety of options for medium long hair guys don't really have anything they can do with that which isn't nerdy or emo looking.
#1 - His name is kind of weird considering the fact that neither hi… 07/10/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 27 +11
#71 - You guys are the reasons their's viruses on the internet that … 07/10/2014 on Anybody's Fetish? 0
#47 - it's kind of like a strange combination of a butterfly knife, … 07/10/2014 on Final Fantasy 0
#40 - I'm not saying they were, making germany out as some sort of c… 07/09/2014 on dat feels 0
#36 - I think he's counting world war one, although that whole mess …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on dat feels 0
User avatar #186 - rgmayhem (07/09/2014) [-]
WWI started cause of an assassination, and Germany defended the smaller country, and Russia got mad and shoved their dick in.
User avatar #39 - ruebezahl (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, even if Germany were to blame, Germany's goal in WW1 was not to conquer the world. Yes, in American propaganda at the time, it was made to seem like "the Kaiser" wanted to subjugate the whole world, but that was not the case.
#40 - amuzen (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they were, making germany out as some sort of conquering force hell bent on taking over the world is just plain childish in my opinion and in the opinion of the majority of america including our school systems.
the entire affair was just one big fiasco and I doubt any nation really had a goal or objective in mind beyond not coming out on bottom.
All I'm saying is a few pig headed or paranoid people still place the blame of ww1 on Germany for striking first and a few even see that as foreshadowing for the nazi force that was born later on painting a Germany in a rather poor light.

from that i gather WW1 and WW2 is what he was referring to when he said Germany tried to conquer the world twice.
#101 - I like how they think spamming, posting **** pict… 07/09/2014 on battle plan +1
#100 - if you liked Samurai Champloo chances are you'll like Afro samurai.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Only the dead can know... +2
User avatar #113 - leonhardt (07/09/2014) [-]
If you like "Thing about ghetto samurai" then you're like "thing about slightly more ghetto samurai"

This kid is going places. Really on the ball, that one.
#13 - In my opinion, 7/1 isn't as bad as 6/0. Like can you imagine h…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Brazil v. Germany +5
User avatar #47 - metalmind (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, they were going easy on brasil in the end.
#35 - medopu (07/09/2014) [-]
not a whole lot?
#86 - Oh wait I'm stupid time zone difference, huh now I know that … 07/09/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... 0
#84 - It says this was posted 22 hours ago but that doesn't make any…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on People born on 07/07/07... 0
#86 - amuzen (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh wait I'm stupid time zone difference, huh now I know that is at least 3 hours behind me.

Wait a second the only place three hours behind Vancouver Canada's time zone is the very tip of Alaska, could it be lives in Alaska?
#19 - It looks like Denatured Alchohol to me. Wait Denatured Al… 07/09/2014 on Are iphones still hot? +3
#124 - I miss one comma and you feel it necessary to comment on… 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level 0
#115 - you mean the operating system that hasn't been produced for 14…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level 0
User avatar #135 - shogg (07/08/2014) [-]
Nigga, DOS is useful as fuck. There is no C compiler for GBDK for anything but DOS, and the GB homebrew community isn't active enough to develop something for modern Windows. The only other choice is do it old school and use an assembly compiler, but fuck that shit.
User avatar #120 - poxitorium (07/08/2014) [-]
punctuation. please... yes, i know MS-DOS is old as fuck, but everyone has at-least heard of it a few times...
#124 - amuzen (07/08/2014) [-]
I miss one comma and you feel it necessary to comment on my punctuation? If that's enough to trip you up you're going to have a hard time on this internet grandpa.
The internet and computers in general weren't really readily available to the majority until long after the extinction of MS-DOS. The only reason anyone would know about it is if they're in the small percentage of people from before computers were a mainstream appliance or they hang out with people who care about computing history. The number of internet and computer users has fucktupled since the last time that antique was mentioned.

your sentence suggests that it's more likely someone would know about it than Ubuntu but comparing the two is like comparing Justin Beiber to Kevin Richardson
#47 - Pretty damn well seeing as how A. He can teleport, and fl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on How Harry should have... 0
User avatar #89 - thegamegestapo (07/08/2014) [-]
a) Fortunately everywhere in the Democratic People's Republic of Britain is monitored by CCTV (for maximum security and safety)
b) Fortunately official vocab guidelines requires "Force" to be substituted with "Service"
c) Fortunately, due to the Prime Minister's wise budget cuts, the MoD no longer has access to a fleet of helicopters and the bulk of the Government's employees and members are mindless drones anyway.
d) Fortunately, new anti-terror laws have been put in place to defend against invisible threats. And silent ones. And ones that don't exist.
e) Fortunately, the Imperial campaigns in India and China mean that the British Army has a great deal of experience fighting enemies which reproduce at a rate faster than they can be killed
f) Fortunately, the UK has a large population of gingers, traffic wardens, and tax lawyers which are specialised for human-dementor combat due to their lack of souls to begin with.

Hold up... shoot him? No guns allowed in this country, may I interest you in a spot of brutal gang violence followed by repeated kicks to Lord Voldemort's head?
#95 - In the vein of stupid **** kids did at school and… 07/08/2014 on STFU SOPHIE 0
#44 - I dont get it. 07/08/2014 on Lord Baelish and Spoilers 0
#114 - some places suburbs wind around like labyrinth's, combined wit… 07/08/2014 on actual advice mallard -1
#58 - more likely they would either come to understand their lot in … 07/08/2014 on Do not upload content/files... 0
#108 - if someone killed themselves because of this then honestly it … 07/07/2014 on 4chin rood 0
#117 - honestly if they just didnt make it a pain in the ass to buy, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Oh no they lose hundreds of... 0
#120 - zombiesnipertwo (07/07/2014) [-]
Imagine just one program to download it all, easy to look for anything you want even those you didn't knew you wanted
this is the future, where everything is gaben and nothing hurt
#36 - polar bears would ******* destroy black bears, th… 07/07/2014 on Racist Bears 0
#401 - to be fair everyone that browses the internet in this fashion… 07/07/2014 on WAR! +1
#56 - Arrogance and a much larger background to call upon would expl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Do not upload content/files... 0
User avatar #57 - Viceroy (07/08/2014) [-]
But surely tons of kids bought Buzz Lightyears. And if they don't know they're toys, wouldn't at least one become hostile against what it must believe to be 'giant people' and attempt to attack them, exposing the talking toy phenomena?
#58 - amuzen (07/08/2014) [-]
more likely they would either come to understand their lot in life over time, or run away.
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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