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#58 - people who say that cats are unemphatic/cold blooded/incapable… 03/31/2015 on Cat recognizes owner in... +1
#2 - I left a bag full of apples in the back for my car for 5 month… 03/30/2015 on Milk 0
#18 - pokemons real though, it's responsible for the exchange of mil… 03/29/2015 on Yu-gi-oh? 0
#7 - I'll play your mid or top lane, add Arrogant Egotist. 03/29/2015 on Need a quick team 0
#1 - All the children who were enjoying those books as they were co… 03/28/2015 on Manchild +3
#121 - welcome to any time in the last 300 years lol. Or hell even an…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on just some axes 0
User avatar #122 - compared (03/27/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a wonderful day!
#14 - so then isn't the comic basically wrong since it's essentially… 03/27/2015 on Lagency 0
#20 - this is awful simply terrible. that being said, I can't he… 03/26/2015 on DUI checkpoints -3
#18 - It's more along the lines of locking your door because there's…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/26/2015 on DUI checkpoints +4
#244 - xexion (03/27/2015) [-]
The problem lies when 'distrust of the police' becomes outward resistance towards police. If everyone wasn't so much of a dick around police there would probably be less incidents.
I mean have you ever heard of such a thankless job of one in which you are there to stop violent criminals, and potentially save lives among other countless deeds, and you are berated by everyone because they get fucking parking tickets or other stupid shit that's completely their own fault?
Police officers are fucking Batman. Noone wants them, yet everyone needs them.
User avatar #19 - thebluedream (03/26/2015) [-]
True and I can completely understand that distrust because it rightly so, but I still can not bring myself to find alright to make their job any harder. Trust is 2-way street sadly and it is not just the cops that need to change.
#22 - gangbangtime (03/26/2015) [-]
People aren't really gonna change.
There's nothing I can do to fix DUI checkpoints.
Cops can however. It's especially fucked up because they are violating the law.
User avatar #29 - safewordis (03/26/2015) [-]
Most don't violate the law. They just wait for a search warrant to be issued because of suspicious actions.

I Love This Cop. Best Open Carry Stop Ever
#83 - gangbangtime (03/27/2015) [-]
Everything the guy has on his window is legal. No cause for suspicion. But cops will think otherwise. Which is against the fucking law and a violation of rights.
#247 - xexion (03/27/2015) [-]
Asking for your lawyer, and remaining silent and etc. is all fair and legal. However when someone has such a huge reaction in a mundane situation, that is out of the ordinary - it's suspicious. I believe it's a catch 22 because exercising your rights can't be grounds for 'suspicious' activities.
User avatar #24 - thebluedream (03/26/2015) [-]
Dont get me wrong you do not have to do what they ask at those check points, but why argue with them if you have nothing to hide? That is usually what they are looking for in those check points.
#27 - gangbangtime (03/26/2015) [-]
Violation of civil rights.
If I were to pass through one, I have nothing to hide, for I have done nothing wrong, but to let them search my vehicle or violate the law would be against the fucking law and my rights. It would not be too crazy to predict that next, they'll be stopping by your homes to search them, with some reason (Searching for drugs possibly) added on. Of course, that would be illegal, and against the law, but if you have nothing to hide why not let your rights be stomped all over?
User avatar #28 - thebluedream (03/26/2015) [-]
More power to you friend, but me personally would simply let them have their fun and be on my way. As for the whole home search thing, that is a whole other ball-game. There like with your car you simply can tell em to buzz off and they can't do squat about it. However, you can also cooperate with em if you so desire. Cooperation does not imply you are letting people stomp on your rights, but more so proving innocence.
#84 - gangbangtime (03/27/2015) [-]
"Innocent until proven guilty". There is no proving innocence, merely reinforcing it, which is unnecessary, and It's fine to cooperate with the cops, but they have to be ready to accept a person saying "No, leave me alone" and "Sure, go ahead and check the car" and anywhere in between.
#256 - xexion (03/27/2015) [-]
>but they have to be ready to accept a person saying "No, leave me alone" and "Sure, go ahead and check the car" and anywhere in between.
"Officer I'm going to need you to do a handstand and produce me a taco and then you can search my car"
#505 - gangbangtime (03/27/2015) [-]
"It's your civic duty, officer."
You know what I meant
User avatar #90 - thebluedream (03/27/2015) [-]
there is no arguing that, anyway I respect your view on the matter and I hope the feeling is mutual, but I am going to hit up some more threads for a bit then I'm out for the night
#33 - tamajiro (03/27/2015) [-]
It isn't guilty until proven innocent.
User avatar #34 - thebluedream (03/27/2015) [-]
True but nothing like reinforcing ones point right?
#9 - I wonder why it is then that when my ping sky rockets on LoL m…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Lagency 0
User avatar #10 - martycamp (03/26/2015) [-]
Your PC is getting told what is happening by the server. It has to send your computer the frames, because you're playing online, and your computer has no way of knowing what other players are doing. It's constantly asking the server "what's happening now? What's happening now? What's happening now? What's happening..." So when your ping sky rockets, it takes your computer longer to ask, and longer to hear the reply.
User avatar #11 - martycamp (03/26/2015) [-]
Basically, your lag causes reduced frame rate
#14 - amuzen (03/27/2015) [-]
so then isn't the comic basically wrong since it's essentially saying that moments of reduced frame rate have nothing to do with lag and are just because your computers shit?
#32391 - *roll, 2* 03/26/2015 on how to *roll* on funnyjunk! 0
#13 - *roll 2*  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on forgot to put this in the... 0
User avatar #14 - leafonthewind (03/26/2015) [-]
you tried
#12 - the ones I'm most fond of are; chaos: Trickster, Elder mag… 03/26/2015 on forgot to put this in the... 0
#24 - Skald Leadership proficiency Friendship proficiency … 03/26/2015 on CYOA Vikings 0
#32 - It's kind of a political comic, if you don't agree with[spoile… 03/26/2015 on Justice +2
#42 - I always just did the essay, if there weren't enough words I w… 03/26/2015 on Game Changer +9
#65 - I don't think it works that way, like I think it would just 'f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Biotech 0
User avatar #66 - gittons (03/26/2015) [-]
oh, i was thinking it was like you was stuck in your own mind or something.
#38 - I always figured the black market was more like a hidden/under…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Black market +3
User avatar #44 - underthefilth (03/26/2015) [-]
There is an actual black market net page but you have to modify your browser to access it >.>
#10 - that doesn't necessarily mean that no one wants to play as a p… 03/26/2015 on Wish my players knew this 0
#196 - ah ok that makes more sense, the situation I had pictured in m… 03/26/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... 0
#189 - That's kind of stupid because it feels like the prime reason f…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Goddamnit Ford... +1
User avatar #190 - themanwithnoplan (03/26/2015) [-]
It's also a soft lock (Car is 2013 model, can't speak for newer versions of software), meaning you can go past it, but won't cruise and it will remind you at all times that you're over if it's more than 5 mph over.
#196 - amuzen (03/26/2015) [-]
ah ok that makes more sense, the situation I had pictured in my head where you'd need to speed would be like if someone was shooting at you, a flood/tornado was coming your way, you got to get someone to a hospital and can't afford to wait for a ambulance, you're in a residential district and there's a polar bear, you just witnessed a kidnapping and are chasing the fucker down etc etc. The content made it sound like the car hit the speed limit and you'd just be incapable of going faster unless you did some lengthy process on the internet which in my mind completely defeated the purpose of an off button.
#10 - the beginning of the game is the easiest part. If you want to … 03/25/2015 on bulbasaur is best saur 0
#4 - why the **** would ANY BODY want a spider farm? 03/25/2015 on What could go wrong? 0
#5 - I love how proud the swiss are of their untried combat ability…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Swiss Don't Fuck Around +5
#17 - fefe (03/26/2015) [-]
they were useful, so germany left them alone
User avatar #10 - russianbusinessman (03/26/2015) [-]
Its unredeemed Italy.
#11 - it's been my experience that therapy seems to blow up in it's … 03/25/2015 on Little shit... +4


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User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
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Well, you got around to doing it at least.
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