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#3 - It wasn't until I saw both you and JackManagan that I realized…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on I thought female dogs were... +3
User avatar #11 - Zyklone (11/15/2014) [-]
so many god damn explain accounts..
User avatar #4 - jackmanagan (11/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - godzillagate (11/13/2014) [-]
The joke is that doxed Gamergaters have been sent syringes and knives with a note saying "kill yourself"

Somebody sent Sargon a note saying "thrill yourself" and cutlery after he'd been doxed.
#3 - Teachers bitch a lot when students are late but when teachers …  [+] (30 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Read Description +185
User avatar #106 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/14/2014) [-]
Bitch asses shoulda showed up on time.

There is no way they should be late unless there are factors they cannot control.

The common complaint at my school is that 8am is too early. I get this from the students who stay up till 7
User avatar #90 - wertgf (11/14/2014) [-]
I hate that sort of attitude. At my university there's a strong emphasis on professionalism. My Lecturers are referred to as there first name, because that's what you would do in a business environment, even if they do have a ridiculous number of letters after their name. As such, they treat us as professionals and us them.

Mind you, it works the other way. In the music side of it, you're allowed one mistake. If you turn up the next week and make the same mistake, you're out. If you turn up late for no reason, you're out. Because that's what it's like professionally.

That is a really dick move on behalf of your teacher though.
#86 - chrispoot (11/14/2014) [-]
Boy do I love being a viking
#84 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
I had a proffessor who locked the door when class started, and even locked someone out when they were late because fo their daughters doctor's appointment, and even said so by the door sot he entire class could here. Guy was a jerk and told her to leave.

Did I mention this guy was -always- late, literally every class, and often was unprepaired for his own class?
User avatar #78 - qosfortyone (11/14/2014) [-]
my teacher was absent one day, he took an absent off of every student
he says the tardy rule apply to every one
User avatar #50 - captainrattrap (11/14/2014) [-]
I'd also like to comment on the cultural trend we have where professors pick when they work. What the fuck? Shouldn't the professor cater to the students? Students should all pick when they can come to class, and the professors should meet the need. Yes, some students will have to be flexible, but 20-30% would be way better than this 70-80% that have uncomfortable schedules due to the person that THEY pay thousands of dollars, deciding that their students should have to adjust their lives around them.

TL;DR professors is fuck
User avatar #30 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
youre an adult. if you have classes ending at midnight, you dont enroll in morning classes the morning after.
as a college student you chose that schedule, its not like high school where youre forced into whatever the school wants.
if you fail, its because you couldnt/wouldnt adapt.
#64 - amuzen (11/14/2014) [-]
Where I was going all of our classes were part of a single course. You didn't pick and choose individual courses, you enrolled in the program then you were given a schedule of class times decided by your teachers with a forewarning stating that they reserved the right to change their class times whenever they so pleased - on more than one occasion I would make the hour and a half commute to school just to find that half an hour before class started something came up and the teacher decided to pull a rain check.
User avatar #167 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that sounds awful, but you got to make the best of it.
If your teacher decides not to show up but you're on campus, there's a fuck ton of resources you can take advantage of so you can get ahead of everyone else.
Shit, when my professors bail, I go and study so I can get a higher grade in my classes, or finish all my homework so when I get home I can do nothing but play games and get lost in the internet.
#168 - amuzen (11/14/2014) [-]
It was digital animation and the only resources on campus were the library (which had no books on digital animation, programming, art, or anything relevant - I checked) the gym, which required you be wearing gym shoes and have other relative gym equipment on hand, the campus stores which were all super overpriced, and the computer lab which was ok but I already spent 12 hours a day there average and whenever there wasn't a class in session in one of the labs people would always go there to hang out, play games, and watch movies on the projectors so it was essentially the same thing as my desk at home with the added benefit of being super distracting.
User avatar #169 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Well it seems like your school sucks or you haven't explored the campus.
My school seems like it has nothing of value in it, but there are hidden gems all over campus. I know which stores are cheaper and which ones have better food, I know every important room in each building that'll benefit me for every subject and hobby, I know where all the good restrooms are and which ones are not "safe", and I know of things I can do that's not on campus but within walking distance so I can kill time and get some air.

Of course, this is mostly because I took classes that lead me to these things and because I get bored easy during my hour breaks and I end up roaming the rooms. You learn some pretty crazy shit about your school by exploration. I recommend you give it a shot.
User avatar #35 - trickroller (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm not sure about the way it works where you are from, but here we have to go to classes depending on the schedule we are given, and we have no choice in the matter.
User avatar #37 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
what?!
is this college?
how is that possible?
explain with every detail.
User avatar #40 - fireemblemrox (11/14/2014) [-]
Depending on the size of the college and the demand for classes (generally very high for general education, lower div math and physics) schedules could potentially get fucked up.
User avatar #42 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
i wanna call bullshit, but maybe you can explain better because i dont know about a school doing this.
User avatar #103 - dirtysneakers (11/14/2014) [-]
"Time to schedule my classes for next semester. Okay, Intro to Buttology is offered at three different times and only the Tuesday at 7am class will work with my work schedule. Now to find a time for the equally important Java Development for Baristas class. Wait... The only one not full is the Monday at 10:30pm class. Well shit. I need to take this because it is a prerequisite for all the other classes I need take later. Looks like I have no choice"
User avatar #162 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
Again, you can choose to not take one of the classes and put it off until another semester.
If you're going to bitch about it and not going to deal with the hassle, then you're not ready for college.
User avatar #178 - dirtysneakers (11/17/2014) [-]
Keep in mind that some majors can take up to five years to complete. After five years you stop being eligible for financial aid. So putting off classes that you need to take is not the best idea. Especially if you don't have the resources to pay thousands of dollars out of pocket.
User avatar #179 - sketchysketchist (11/18/2014) [-]
You can enroll in more classes than you're actually comfortable taking each semester and dropping any classes that don't fit your expectations. So you can stay on track without putting up with bullshit.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
User avatar #19 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
1. thank you for using the word "smarmy" i forgot it existed

2. i seriously fucking hate teachers that penalize you for attendance. it's fucking stupid. especially because it's usually crappy ones. my intro physics professor right now. it's college. students have the right to do whatever the fuck they want, they paid for it. maybe you should be more engaging. any student that skips after that is just an idiot, you need not concern yourself
User avatar #28 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
students do have the right to do whatever the fuck they want. that includes failing.
trust me, you can get a job, show up late every day saying 'i work for you! im an adult, i do whatever i want' but it wont take you far.
if youre going to bitch, drop the class on the first day because there are hundreds of students with more willingness to succeed than you.
User avatar #32 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
1. this is about skipping class, not tardiness. i agree that tardiness is deserves some punishment because you're interfering with other students' learning.

2. you're paying the school to be there, not being paid by the school. you also don't have anyone to answer to. the job analogy doesn't work.

3. in my experience, usually the teachers that require attendance are the shittier ones, so i have no qualms missing their irrelevant anecdotes and poor analogies if they don't dock me points for it. like i said, if the lecture is really important to learn the material, then skipping will be punished by exams anyway.

3.5. on top of that not having a good relationship with a professor of a class relevant to your major is an additional natural punishment for poor attendance. you're missing out on a good letter of recommendation and on any opportunities they could hear about and pass onto you.

User avatar #34 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
1) excused absences are a thing. if your absence was mandatory they should be cool. if not, its the same thing.
2) youre paying the school to use their resources. this includes classrooms and professors. if you decide to use it or not isnt their conscern. its just like gym, or a gym meant to build your mind for the real world where you have to be accountable for yourself.
3) i cant argue with that, thats actually a fair point. though i feel its for all the legit students who dont miss a class because its boring.
3.5) again, good point. though you can drop the class and do your research on the teacher ahead of time. not all teachers will fill your needs, shoot i dropped a total bitch who disrespected her students my second semester and picked myself up easily. but if your main complaint is requiring you to be on time and there every day, you might be the problem.
User avatar #38 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
1. i agree? though i don't see the point here

2. your first two sentences actually prove my point. they shouldn't be concerned with how students use the resources available, so they shouldn't dock points for attendance. the aforementioned natural punishments would be the way to build your mind for the real world. you do poorly because of poor attendance. easy peasy.

3.5. i currently have the shittiest physics professor and he's the only one who teaches this course. poor attendance means 3% reduction of your grade (prorated per skipped class). i honestly would rather spend that time learning on my own or going to the tutoring center. but i do agree that if attendance is the only thing to complain about, then yeah you have a problem.

let's just agree to disagree mate

User avatar #41 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
1) if you get docked points for being absent, a professor cant fuck you over because of a major illness or emergency. if you get an f for too many absences, either youre dying or just missing to many classes.
2) true. actually now that i think about it, this seems like a bit outdated system. now a days, you can do shit without being there. the only arguement i have is this gets you used to being punctual. but now that i think of it, if i can learn it at home and pass the test, why not?
3) your schools ridiculously small. how is that possible? typically there are at least 3 teachers. well for now you got to put up with this asshole. its just like real life, y'know?

actual no, keep going. it seems we're reaching an understanding. i can understand why this is docking absences thing can bullshit and you show signs of understandin that you have to be a little responsible.
User avatar #47 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
1. ok got it

2. i would be inclined to agree with that argument if i believed that college was meant to be so direct with teaching you how to do basic things like being on time. the way everything else is set up, uni seems to teach you to be responsible by having a lot of expectations but not doing anything of its own volition:
--they want you to take classes relevant to your program/career/grad school. how do you tease out what's important? you have to contact the advisor yourself. they won't come to you like in high school. you have to ask around about worthwhile professors and extra courses that could help bolster your skills
--they want you to have good grades. what do you do if you're having trouble in a particular class? you have to go to the professor and ask about extra credit or to re-explain something. he won't call your parents like in gradeschool.
--what do you do if you're feeling too stressed or depressed? you have to seek out the counselors
--in premed at least, you're supposed to have a shitton of experience in research, volunteering, and shadowing doctors. how do you get these positions? you have to pester every single relevant professor, friend, grad student, doctor you can find on a weekly basis until you get replies. and even then it's a lot of rejection and no replies before someone gives you a chance.
so i see no precedent in expecting you to come to class but then creating an extra punishment for not going. just don't do anything. the system weeds out the losers.

3. i'm going to a small community college, but i used to go to a big university.

yay for actual debate on the internet
User avatar #166 - sketchysketchist (11/14/2014) [-]
2) Yeah I think in the end, college is all about setting people up for the adult world. And what I unintentionally learned in a human development class is that college is in fact meant to weed out the losers. People who blame others or blame themselves for everything. The ones who complain about having to be present to class or being on time. Honestly, this attitude will only not hurt you if you've got money or connections. Otherwise, you're fucked. But if you can be responsible, talk a lot, bug the right people, put up with a lot of bullshit, and get over yourself, you will eventually get a decent job that isn't miserable for you. Again, it sucks that so much bullshit gets thrown on you, but in the end this is all a test for teachers to see who they really don't want to see get ahead and who they do.
3) Same here. Though the smallest departments in my school have at least 2 teachers to choose between. It's weird that you have no choice. That's a huge part of college, choosing your professors.

Yeah, this is what it's about. Not calling each other faggots or thumbing each other down because we really don't agree with each other.
#76 - munchlord (11/14/2014) [-]
I think you would like the way university systems are set up in Denmark bro.

You get a class schedule for when shit's happening. If you don't like that schedule you can look up very easily when the class is held for other groups (usually, lectures is 2-3 times a week and assignment oriented classes and lab is up to 10 times a week) and unless the group you want into literally doesn't have any seats left in the room you just tell whoever is teaching the class that you're switching.

Usually, you have to pass an exam to get your grade on the course but a few courses can be graded on attendance as well (obviously the grading then includes how well you've been doing while attending). Even if you are in one of those courses, you can opt to have it exam graded and if your attendance is poor, you're automatically changed to exam grading.

If you're exam graded, you have to get approval to take the exam, which is based solely around handing in assignments. The only assignments that require any sort of attendance at all are lab assignments since you need to do the lab work and aren't legally allowed to do so unsuperviced until you have at least a bachelor. If you miss lab one week, pick up the experiment with another lab group nobody cares as long as you hand in the assignment. The actual assignment itself is made available online, often they'll even post the content of each assignment for the entire course when the course stats, along with due dates. If you can do your assignments and have them ready on time without showing up for a single class, feel free. I've done that with 3 courses so far and nobody bats an eye. Assignments do have to be on time though.

They still keep attendance records for all classes, but that's solely to see how much they get used, so they can adjust the amount of resources spent on having that particular class to match the demand among the student body.
#15 - anonymous (11/14/2014) [-]
As an undergrad I had an hour drive (or 90 min bus ride due to schedules if I wanted to save on gas). I never once showed up late for any class including the 7:30 AM classes while taking an overloaded schedule and working full time.

Now that I am a professor I just lack sympathy for people who are habitually late. I wouldn't do something like this guy did, but stuff like this isn't done because one person was randomly late to class once.

Also, this discussion clearly fails to understand that unless you go to a liberal arts college the school barely gives a fuck about how good of a teacher you are. I take pride in my teaching, but they care a lot more about my research than a few students not liking me.
#67 - amuzen (11/14/2014) [-]
you either showed up an hour and a half early every day, you didn't live in a very populated area, you went to school over 20 years ago when traffic was less busy, or you didn't attend school very long if you were NEVER late and lived 90 minutes away.

I usually try to time it so that I show up for class an hour early and even doing that I've gotten caught up in someway and been late for class 4 times so far this last year. There's a million things that can go wrong on the way to school in the morning, especially if you have to rely on public transit.
This one time my bus showed up, I got on, the bus driver just sat there for 20 minutes, then another of the same bus rolled up, he got up, took a look at me and the other guy on the bus at the time, laughed, got off the bus and got on the bus the pulled up and they both just rolled away, 20 minutes later another bus pulled up behind us we got off the bus we were on and got on that one, AND IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING GUY AND HE DID IT AGAIN! this time leaving us with 4 other passengers, 20 minutes after that another driver got on our bus and drove us onwards left me five minutes late for class. Kind of a long story but the morale of it is that shit happens, in actuality the time it would take for me to get to school using public transit was 1-3 hours, 1:30 was just a rough estimate.

Hell I've had teachers late for class with the excuse of the coffee line was intense that day comparitively I just find it a load of bullshit to act like you've never been late for anything in your life and a combination of arrogant and self absorbed to treat students as though they their lives are irrelevant.
#116 - I think one of the things that makes this so confusing is you … 11/13/2014 on Putas harry!! PUTAS 0
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#116 - amuzen (11/13/2014) [-]
I think one of the things that makes this so confusing is you got some deities like St. Cuthbert who seems to actually interpret social laws as absolute morale guide points but then at the same time you've got deities like St. Cuthbert (LN) Whose all about the law of the land and punishing criminals regardless of circumstance but then you've got gods like Wee Jas who is ALSO lawful neutral although neither her nor her follows give a shit about enforcing marshal law, instead devoting lawfulness to disciplining and furthering their own alterior ends.
There's also the monk class, a class which is required to be lawful yet it says right in the description that they tend to wall them selves off from society (what do you want to bet if they were demanded to pay taxes or have their monastary burnt down or were drafted they would fight 'that' particular law?) and are generally uncaring about championing their ideals but are rather more focused on their own personal perfection.
That's why I'm saying lawful is a somewhat vague and confusing because one moment they're talking about being lawful like it's all about enforcing the law, then they talk about it like it's all about being disciplined, then it's back to enforcing the law, then adhering to discipline again.
#35 - Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some pree… 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
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#4 - humey (11/12/2014) [-]
Gotham
#3 - beyondmovieartman (11/12/2014) [-]
new GOTHAM tv series showing the city immediately in the wake of batman's parents being murderered and following jim gordons atempts to get the killer and the origins of some of batman's villains especially the penguin.
show starts off meh gets much much better as it proceeds
Gotham Trailer
User avatar #5 - witchofsand (11/12/2014) [-]
Would you recommend it kind sir?
User avatar #6 - aliyalando (11/12/2014) [-]
I would recommend it , Its abit slow to start with but it gets a whole lot better a few episodes in. A strong thumbs up for it
User avatar #7 - witchofsand (11/12/2014) [-]
Thanks for the reply! I'll be sure to watch it.
#8 - beyondmovieartman (11/12/2014) [-]
for sure
here are some good sites to watch it on, i suggest the allmyvideo/vodlocker or playedto links
watchseries.ag/serie/Gotham-2014
www.solarmovie.is/tv/gotham-2014/

User avatar #9 - witchofsand (11/12/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#33 - I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 l…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
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#31 - You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
#29 - Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
#27 - WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT! Sorry for the late repl…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2014 on 'Murica is spreading like mayo 0
User avatar #28 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
too tell u the truth i lied i met him like in march and its a good thing he left cuz i was better off without him
#29 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
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#23 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
actually it was my father if u must know.
#27 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT!
Sorry for the late reply I was making a pizza.
User avatar #28 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
too tell u the truth i lied i met him like in march and its a good thing he left cuz i was better off without him
#29 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
User avatar #24 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
never met the man
User avatar #25 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #26 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking dropped calls
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#21 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or what? huh u going to cry to mommy? huh? huh? HUH? cant take hostility? huh? what nigga what? idk.
#22 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
that's the second time you've brought up mothers out of nowhere, what did your mommy never love you?
#23 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
actually it was my father if u must know.
#27 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT!
Sorry for the late reply I was making a pizza.
User avatar #28 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
too tell u the truth i lied i met him like in march and its a good thing he left cuz i was better off without him
#29 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
User avatar #24 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
never met the man
User avatar #25 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #26 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking dropped calls
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That he likes pokemon?
That he likes sex?

A lot of people like sex, so what?
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User avatar #38 - troopermk (11/12/2014) [-]
Sentiments exactly
#19 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
pic explains it all
#20 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
by that same logic troopermk didn't ask you a damn thing, stop trying to act like I was the one with some random act of aggression.
#21 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or what? huh u going to cry to mommy? huh? huh? HUH? cant take hostility? huh? what nigga what? idk.
#22 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
that's the second time you've brought up mothers out of nowhere, what did your mommy never love you?
#23 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
actually it was my father if u must know.
#27 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT!
Sorry for the late reply I was making a pizza.
User avatar #28 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
too tell u the truth i lied i met him like in march and its a good thing he left cuz i was better off without him
#29 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
User avatar #24 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
never met the man
User avatar #25 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #26 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking dropped calls
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#288 - ryderjbudde (11/13/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you can't get type 1 from anything other than genetics. But diabetes doesn't make you fat.
User avatar #17 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
i fucking know dumbass dont try to educate me fuck.
#18 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
So then why are you making it out like being over weight has nothing to do with Diabetes? The guy didn't say that only fat people get diabetes or anything along those lines, he just suggested that eating shit food has a correlation with causing it.
User avatar #38 - troopermk (11/12/2014) [-]
Sentiments exactly
#19 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
pic explains it all
#20 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
by that same logic troopermk didn't ask you a damn thing, stop trying to act like I was the one with some random act of aggression.
#21 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or what? huh u going to cry to mommy? huh? huh? HUH? cant take hostility? huh? what nigga what? idk.
#22 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
that's the second time you've brought up mothers out of nowhere, what did your mommy never love you?
#23 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
actually it was my father if u must know.
#27 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT!
Sorry for the late reply I was making a pizza.
User avatar #28 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
too tell u the truth i lied i met him like in march and its a good thing he left cuz i was better off without him
#29 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah well that's generally the way of it, some people
User avatar #30 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
yup i have life 6 other bros and sis man was a dog
#31 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
You had a sister who was a man and also part dog?
User avatar #32 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
LOL sorry typing to fast i forgot my comma and the word the
#33 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
I actually had a friend whose family was kind of like that 5 little brothers, 1 little sister, 1 older sister bunch of different dads, mum was a drug addict that got all her money from the state and child support(s), she was always proud of herself saying her career was a 'full time mother' down at the bar. he wasn't enrolled in school until he was 13 and they put him straight into 8th grade without even attempting to teach the basics so I'd help him out with his homework and we'd go camping whenever his mum had a guy over was a pretty nice dude, you would never guess from looking at him then his family life was so crazy.
User avatar #36 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
no that's inbreeding cant reply no more to other thread
User avatar #37 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
or drugs
User avatar #34 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking poverty
#35 - amuzen (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah I dunno man, growing up in a trailer park I saw some preeeeeeeeeeeetty fucked up shit, there was this one kid in my neighborhood who would throw out crumbs for pidgeons, shoot them with a BB gun to stop em from flying away, throw em in a cage, then chop off their heads and watch them run around for gags. His dad would get him a new dog every year and make him kill it. Poverty does scary shit to people.
User avatar #24 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
never met the man
User avatar #25 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
hello?
User avatar #26 - thepuckisthis (11/12/2014) [-]
fucking dropped calls
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i laughed a good minute at that. thanks amuzen.
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Lights. that is all
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He was attempting to reference this
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That was a terrible reference.
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#99 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
you really do not know what lawful means. lawful means he follows the rules to the fucking letter, if a starving child was stealing something to eat and was caught. the paladin would punish the child according to the law, even if this meant to cut off the child's hand. he might try to change the laws or give the child something to eat afterwards, but he will obey the law and that is why it can be interesting to play lawful good.
#115 - amuzen (11/13/2014) [-]
That's not how alignments work, they're not judged by the society around you they're judged based on their own morale code and to a secondary extent their gods, if you walk into a kingdom ruled by a lawful evil tyrant and see a starving child stealing an apple you don't lop off his head and stick on a pike as according to the law. Being lawful doesn't mean following the laws of the land any more than being chaotic means breaking the laws of the land, being lawful means being disciplined, organized, and unbending in the face of adversity, if you just throw away your ideals and morale judgment for whoever happens to have the most authority in your current region then you're not being lawful you're just being spineless.
#116 - amuzen (11/13/2014) [-]
I think one of the things that makes this so confusing is you got some deities like St. Cuthbert who seems to actually interpret social laws as absolute morale guide points but then at the same time you've got deities like St. Cuthbert (LN) Whose all about the law of the land and punishing criminals regardless of circumstance but then you've got gods like Wee Jas who is ALSO lawful neutral although neither her nor her follows give a shit about enforcing marshal law, instead devoting lawfulness to disciplining and furthering their own alterior ends.
There's also the monk class, a class which is required to be lawful yet it says right in the description that they tend to wall them selves off from society (what do you want to bet if they were demanded to pay taxes or have their monastary burnt down or were drafted they would fight 'that' particular law?) and are generally uncaring about championing their ideals but are rather more focused on their own personal perfection.
That's why I'm saying lawful is a somewhat vague and confusing because one moment they're talking about being lawful like it's all about enforcing the law, then they talk about it like it's all about being disciplined, then it's back to enforcing the law, then adhering to discipline again.
User avatar #66 - ryander (11/13/2014) [-]
Lawful Good: D&D Alignment Done Right Segment 5 You're absolutely right, batman's a great example because he doesn't work with the law yet embodies everything lawful stands for. Discipline (Code of Conduct), namely his devotion to not kill.
#65 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. Detect Evil tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sword! Smite Evil! GO! GO! GO!
User avatar #41 - commontroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Batman is a vigilante who works outside the law. Lawful good means they follow the law and the law is good, but sometimes strict and harsh. When it comes to D&D, good and evil also isn't an abstract philosophy, it's objective and concrete. These actions are good, these are bad. These gods are good, these ones are bad.

Lawful good would be the police trying to arrest Batman. They aren't doing it because they see he's a good guy and so they twist the law to be evil. They do it because the law says vigilantism is illegal because regular citizens don't have the authority to make judgements on people and it bypasses the legal system and rights to an attorney and a fair trial.

If the law says that theft on any scale is punishable by death and you execute somebody because they stole and you're a lawful good character, you are still in character.
User avatar #39 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
Batman is more of a Chaotic Good, himself. Neutral at best. He does things his own way. It's the -not- killing that makes him strictly good. Taking the law into his own hands, isn't particularly abiding BY the laws. And thus, not lawful.

A better example of LG would be a real, honest cop (an actual good one). They'd enforce the laws without breaking them, and only have to kill when absolutely necessary.

Pretty much any Paladin or strict LG character can also bypass their alignment restrictions by saying that in the end it's "for the greater good". A Paladin could then bring himself to steal a key from a man in order to unlock a door that may or may not have prisoners behind it. Alignments aren't meant to restrict your actions, but give a general base on how you SHOULD behave. And if they don't follow said actions, such alignments would change. But it's meant to take a lot of effort to change it in the first place, unless it's something drastic.
#69 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Lawful = Discipline, code of conduct
Chaotic = Feeling, to go with the flow

A chaotic good character would never have a strict code of conduct that he absolutely must follow, specially one that cripples him like not being able to kill. Chaotic good or neutral good might kill the joker and save a ton of would-be future victims in the process. Batman can't due to his strict code of conduct so he's stuck with it. Batman is Lawful good, he just doesn't get involved with the law.
User avatar #74 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
One code of conduct isn't premises for not being chaotic. Unless it's some life changing path. He just doesn't kill people. That isn't a lawful choice. It's a good one.

He still beats the ever living hell out of people, interrogates very thoroughly, and goes as far as to invade every person's privacy. Which goes very against the law, but is for what he sees as the greater good.

He does things for good, but the way he wants to do things. That is chaotic good, the very definition of it.

He falls under a "vigilante" role, which is one of the exact examples in the rulebooks.
User avatar #76 - Bion (11/13/2014) [-]
Clarifying: "That isn't a lawful choice. It's a good one."

Yes, it happens to obey the law. But that isn't why he doesn't kill. He simply doesn't want to feel the guilt. He knows what it's like to lose loved ones. He doesn't want to push that onto someone else.
#3 - lubeworm (11/12/2014) [-]
Friend of mine played an LG Monk/Justicar, he took the campaign off track for a month in order to put a corrupt sheriff and the affiliated bandits(who survived the rest of the party) as well as one of the party members(granted he did try to sacrifice someone to become an acolyte of the skin) through a trial. DnD became legitimate mock-trial for a month, they called the party member's familiar in as a witness, a talking ferret got nine men hanged
#103 - thewulfman (11/13/2014) [-]
Seriously though, thanks for sharing.
#70 - justabass (11/13/2014) [-]
>a talking ferret got nine men hanged

That's the kind of sentence I dream about hearing in D&D stories. Have another animal related gem.
#63 - godofhorizons (11/13/2014) [-]
>LG Monk/Justicar
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Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
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I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
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