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#23 - I think this doesn't qualify as abstract art because it actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Artist, know your limits! +31
User avatar #87 - hauntzor (07/05/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't qualify as abstract because it's representational. It's meant to look like a certain thing.
#119 - teoyeezy (07/05/2014) [-]
but it is abstract because it is representational yet abstracted. the colors, forms, and texture is abstracted from reality.
Non-representational is what you guys are talking about by abstract; such as this painting by gerhard richter

abstract and non representational are the two most easily confused terms in visual language
#3 - ipads are giant cellphones the surface is a miniature computer… 07/05/2014 on Dafuq +5
#34 - Quite often I see pedestrians start to cross when the light tu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on pratende stoplicht 0
User avatar #36 - shogg (07/04/2014) [-]
I've always waited until the walk sign comes up.
Even if the cars are stopped, I won't go when the red hand is up, unless the streets are absolutely bear.
That way, I am completely in the right and can't get charged if I get hit.
#11 - That entire book was a fiasco, not a single character in book … 07/04/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt 20 0
#39 - the art style is way different from the first season, the only… 07/03/2014 on "A Hard Time Being Stupid" 0
#2 - I forgot how to get to NSFW, I didn't bother with it when he s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on duck meme 0
User avatar #3 - imagnetsux (07/03/2014) [-]
#1 - god damn re reading that series and book five everyone is just…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt 20 -3
User avatar #9 - theluppijackal (07/04/2014) [-]
I think you failed to see the complexity of the actual situation. For 'a kids book' it has serious world development.
I mean, hermione pretty much outlined it. Harry said voldemort killed cedric, then the students spent all summer reading about hows that's bullshit. I mean, imagine yourself in that situation. You go to a really high esteemed school and something happens and this one kid who 'saw it' says it was Osama Bin Laden or some allegedly long dead murderer.
Then you spend all Summer reading about how that's a lie.
That's why harry is being a dick weed. He has the complete and total stress of the entirety of the government against him, even though he's totally right. Plus, what teenager doesn't have confidence issues?
As for dumbledore, he couldn't do much beyond what he did. He told thew students straight up cedric killed voldemort.
He couldn't get into how/why voldemort was revived because that'd reveal the connection between harry and him to everyone, which could be fatal as explained in book 6
Also, harry didn't realize it was an emergency contact item until after sirius died.
#11 - amuzen (07/04/2014) [-]
That entire book was a fiasco, not a single character in book 5 was the least bit intelligent.
I'm not saying the series was bad, I love the series as a whole, but that book had a serious drop in quality in terms of consistency, plot, and development.
for starters
there's three readily available ways for the ministry to prove whether or not someone is telling the truth, legilimancy, truth serum, and the pensive, all things the ministry is shown to have knowledge of and are within their power to use but decide against it.

Dumbledore doesn't even TRY to protect his or Harry's word and instead of fighting for his position on the high court when accused of being senile he decides to try and act senile by saying to go for it as long as they don't remove his face from the chocolate frog cards.
The Prefect system she outlines in that book doesn't make sense, it's brought up multiple times, she spends several pages going over it, it's fraught with inconsistencies, and never does it end up playing any role in the plot or any major character development ever.
Harry didn't have 'confidence' issues, he was just a total asshole to everyone from beginning to end of the book.
Dumbledore only said Cedric was killed by voldemort, Harry fought him, he escaped, Satan's back. he never explained the situation in detail to anyone and neither did Harry until more than 5 months after the fact. If Dumbledore had half a brain he would've got the full story out right away instead of waiting through several months of people shit smearing his name and reputation without bothering to respond. The reason he didn't tell everyone about the connection between Harry and Voldemort via his scar is because A. that never becomes relevant, and B. when he does fudge discredits it saying that there's no evidence curse marks work that way.

All the other Harry potters are very nice pieces of literature and are fairly well thought out children books or no but the fifth one is just bleh.
#64 - to some extent, but he's in a completely different category fr…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +36
#342 - simonjiha (07/03/2014) [-]
jokes on you, i dont even have a basement
User avatar #72 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
im a blacksmith and i sell to everyone pretty often too
User avatar #328 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
How much would it cost for something like a Gladius?
User avatar #329 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
depends how durable do you want it and what kind of steel do you want
User avatar #245 - imnotkickthecat (07/03/2014) [-]
What can I get for a dollar?
User avatar #260 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
a unshaped piece of scrap
User avatar #77 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
My experience with blacksmithing is about 3 swords so I'm never going to call myself a blacksmith but I will say that I'm experienced enough to have an opinion.
My swords were fairly plain, (2 gladius', an attempt at a broad sword and about 5-6 'trials' that I wouldn't count as swords) but from those I can definately say that they get easier as they go, as per obviousness, but I imagine that styles would work much the same way, so doing alot of fantasy swords would make you ab etter blacksmith allround but would make you much better at fantasy swords than historical swords.
So some people might specialise and would be able to charge more for the signifigantly higher quality of their makes in their own niche but someone who doesn't specialise would get all sorts of jons, so it evens ,out.
Of course he may not specialise this might just be a collection of his works of this style.
User avatar #230 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
How much would a gladius go for? Not a prop but a real one made off of the Roman sword.
User avatar #357 - epicalania (07/04/2014) [-]
I don't sell 'swords, my quality would never be enough anyway.
But if you want to make your own then it's suprisingly cheap to set up a backyard forge, I used the cut-and-remove method for the basic shaping of the sword then used the forge to make the shape more precise as well as placing the fuller, then I finished it by hand.
It cost me next to nothing but I already had alot of the things I needed, it will almost definitely cost you less then you think if you consider that alot of it can be re-used to make more without paying for them again.
User avatar #78 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
i just make knives for people who need knives that wont break when you hit them with a hammer but every now and again someone wil ask for a sword like once a guy asked for a red damscus katana it took me a month to get it just right but i did it and it passed the strength and hardness test and the sharpness test didnt even register becuase the tatami mat never fell but it was in two i just never stop until i get it perfect inside and out
User avatar #184 - newforomador (07/03/2014) [-]
How much did you sell that sword for?
User avatar #258 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
350$
User avatar #84 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
Allright, so your 'specialty' would be knives, you, as you just said, do all sorts of requests, I imagine most blacksmiths will take most requests, but I also feel safe to say that you are alot better at knives then with swords, although knives may be intrinsically easier than swords, I don't really know.
User avatar #85 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
i mean im pretty good with swords because i get a lot of machete requests and thats pretty much a sword
User avatar #89 - epicalania (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, but if you want a sort of proof, try making two copies of something, make one in a style you've done before and one in a style you haven't, the style you've done before should be easier
My points seem pretty obvious to me but tell me if you want me to explain it further.
User avatar #90 - sonicsyndicate (07/03/2014) [-]
ok im done
#84 - if someone came up to me and asked me how I eat my strawberrie…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on How do you eat your... 0
#87 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
#222 - Trouble is all the oil is in alaska and all the dipsticks are … 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#140 - We love to give shit but gamers don't give a shit so they won'… 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#201 - Couple problems with that right off the top of my head To … 07/02/2014 on Yeah, totally benevolent... 0
#52 - He also had a substance abuse problem, compared to that smokin… 07/02/2014 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
#197 - when people point out over eating makes you fat it's usually m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Now that he's thi 0
User avatar #198 - devilofscience (07/02/2014) [-]
I've never experienced a situation like that but have witnessed peoples diets ruined by people who feel its there right to judge whoever they see... usually girls and there mothers some time guys and bullies... but seriously mothers can be real bitches to their daughters... god I have to many female friends.
#23 - No I mean control internet speech for whatever the government … 07/02/2014 on Gotta love the FCC. +1
#176 - Well I mean if he wipes his ass with it that's illegal. He…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Yeah, totally benevolent... +1
User avatar #182 - incognitoad (07/02/2014) [-]
I will admit, I had forgotten about defacing currency being a crime. I can't really see many police officers charging anyone for it.
#175 - I came into 60,000 dollars when I turned 18 and over the cours… 07/02/2014 on Yeah, totally benevolent... +2
#1 - I always felt like fat guys in girl cosplays were trolling for hate. 07/02/2014 on The Dangers of Conventions +1
#5 - There should also be the wrapping option of Protect the artist.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Gotta love the FCC. +6
#20 - leftwingedangel (07/02/2014) [-]
You mean protect the publisher's pocketbooks
#23 - amuzen (07/02/2014) [-]
No I mean control internet speech for whatever the government would like to control internet speech for, including but not limited to protecting publisher's pocketbooks, hidden under the thin wrapping paper of 'protecting artists interests'
#27 - Whenever I think I might be depressed I die a little inside be… 07/02/2014 on (untitled) +3
#18 - I imagine it would taste like a combination of spoiled meat + …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Desc 0
User avatar #19 - chillybilly (07/02/2014) [-]
ew
#12 - I think the guy without a mask on or something to make him aut…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Perfect Poker face 0
#13 - BloodyTurds (07/02/2014) [-]
you mean its not the fact that half of the players have something reflective on their face allowing him to see their hands?
#42 - Yeah but on the other hand from what I've heard our shitty ass… 07/02/2014 on That's Capitalism For Ya +1
#39 - Giraffes head. 07/02/2014 on Jeep 0
#52 - Pink depends on what constitutes non fatal, most wounds are no… 07/01/2014 on Buttons 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a shit storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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