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amuzen

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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:7/31/2015
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#21 - I bought all the side brand twinkie products during this scare… 06/26/2015 on America 0
#70 - generally speaking a spy isn't like a kung-fu action hero secr… 06/26/2015 on Jackie Chan Facts +6
#49 - whats that from (funny junk makes it into a web m so I can't r… 06/26/2015 on Topical Aliens 0
#2 - looks like he's better off having biffed it than if he succeeded. 06/25/2015 on perfect form +4
#225 - Picture 06/25/2015 on What is the best horror... +2
#7 - Comment deleted 06/25/2015 on You're sealed! 0
#9 - Agreed, 4.0 went to far into blocking **** out like it …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Jobs +1
#12 - phantomfivefive (06/25/2015) [-]
Funny enough, it makes for a perfect MMO base and is the basic rule set of the MMO Neverwinter.
#7 - 4.0 humans get plus 2 to any one stat.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Jobs +1
#8 - twilightdusk (06/25/2015) [-]
ah, 4.0 I knew there was a reason I got a sense of dread from that sheet.
#9 - amuzen (06/25/2015) [-]
Agreed, 4.0 went to far into blocking shit out like it was a video game and lost the essence of what makes pencil paper games pencil paper
#12 - phantomfivefive (06/25/2015) [-]
Funny enough, it makes for a perfect MMO base and is the basic rule set of the MMO Neverwinter.
#2 - whats it say? my computer has a hard time loading gifs sometim… 06/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - none piece reference. 06/24/2015 on Names 0
#137 - On the plus side there were virtually no stronger drugs on the… 06/24/2015 on Perspective 0
#30 - if you use this same trick on the same officer twice he'll thi… 06/24/2015 on Getting out of a ticket 0
#41 - I kinda figured the lemon would act as a sort of filter as ove… 06/24/2015 on Witchcraft +1
#9 - now I want a game like grand theft auto 5 where batman is just…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Arkham Knight +131
User avatar #62 - juter (06/25/2015) [-]
PC mods
User avatar #58 - venomousvalentine (06/25/2015) [-]
Literally just play gta5 and beat the fuck out of criminals.
#89 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
I think he means a Batman NPC that comes along sometimes and beats you up.
#12 - jaysnk (06/24/2015) [-]
#115 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
Damn can no one read sentences properly?
User avatar #86 - fishandkids (06/25/2015) [-]
Ah. The halo 3 beta days.
#85 - fishandkids has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - adu (06/25/2015) [-]
No he said he wanted Batman to beat the PLAYERS for being criminals.
#134 - might be different where I came from, there was 100 students i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Perspective 0
User avatar #135 - penileburglar (06/24/2015) [-]
That's definitely a tough situation and not really the kind of thing these ads target, as they make stoners out to be hard-knock druggies trying to socially blackmail you into smoking.

It's a rare situation, and I wish I had something more to say about it. Honestly, I would (as a parent) avoid living in a place like that in the first place, because there's not much you can do if you live on stoner island in the middle of stoner ocean.
#137 - amuzen (06/24/2015) [-]
On the plus side there were virtually no stronger drugs on the islands, plus it's not like they did it every day all day (we didn't have anyone like the girl in the OC with a bunch of 420 blaze it stoner culture paraphinlia, well a couple guys with like pot leaf hats but not really anyone to that degree ), it's just that just about everyone in my highschool would smoke pot/drink occasionally and any slightly larger social get together that wasn't being strictly chaperoned (and most that were chaperoned actually) would involve either pot / alcohol.
what the good parents did was they made sure that their kids drank/smoked responsibly rather than hoping they just wouldn't do it at all. Despite the fact that most kids in my school drank/smoked there was very few incidents involving drugs that occurred in the community because when teenagers went off and got drunk they wouldn't avoid adult super vision at all costs so it would usually be fairly contained.
#10 - this persons life must be hell. 06/24/2015 on So Satisfying 0
#60 - Kinda true but ya if everyone is doing it you're kind of a kil…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Perspective +2
User avatar #93 - penileburglar (06/24/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. If everyone is doing something and you're not willing to do that thing, you're kind of out of place at that location.

That's could be said for anything, though. Hell, if you went to a birthday party at a mini-golf place and didn't want to play mini-golf you'd be being a killjoy. What it really means is that you shouldn't have been at that party in the first place (it's usually pretty clear what's going to go on at a party based on who invites you, it's hard to make that mistake once let alone repeat it.)
#134 - amuzen (06/24/2015) [-]
might be different where I came from, there was 100 students in the entire school (about 200 kids in the age highschool age group on the entire island) and there were only 3 sorts of groups, one was the group of nerdy kids that were super shy and played DND, the outdoor kids that would go on hikes and go camping and hunting all the time, and the preppy party kids. At one point or another in my high school life I had attended social gatherings with all of these different groups.
The nerdy kids almost all smoked pot (a couple didn't because we had other activities outside smoking
the out door kids almost always had a couple cases of beers and a bottle of hard liqour when they went out
and the party kids who would first go and smoke pot and then go get drunk then go get into shenanigans, then smoke some more pot.

So what I'm saying is that to me peer pressure isn't a couple of kids telling you everyone's doing it, it's literally everyone doing it and your options for socialization (A healthy and very important of highschool) being cut in 8.
User avatar #135 - penileburglar (06/24/2015) [-]
That's definitely a tough situation and not really the kind of thing these ads target, as they make stoners out to be hard-knock druggies trying to socially blackmail you into smoking.

It's a rare situation, and I wish I had something more to say about it. Honestly, I would (as a parent) avoid living in a place like that in the first place, because there's not much you can do if you live on stoner island in the middle of stoner ocean.
#137 - amuzen (06/24/2015) [-]
On the plus side there were virtually no stronger drugs on the islands, plus it's not like they did it every day all day (we didn't have anyone like the girl in the OC with a bunch of 420 blaze it stoner culture paraphinlia, well a couple guys with like pot leaf hats but not really anyone to that degree ), it's just that just about everyone in my highschool would smoke pot/drink occasionally and any slightly larger social get together that wasn't being strictly chaperoned (and most that were chaperoned actually) would involve either pot / alcohol.
what the good parents did was they made sure that their kids drank/smoked responsibly rather than hoping they just wouldn't do it at all. Despite the fact that most kids in my school drank/smoked there was very few incidents involving drugs that occurred in the community because when teenagers went off and got drunk they wouldn't avoid adult super vision at all costs so it would usually be fairly contained.
#409 - pretty much, revenge isn't self defense, it's revenge, contrad… 06/24/2015 on More Gender Equality 0
#16 - race isn't a formal way of classification in biology the… 06/23/2015 on I knew Tumblr would be our... +1
#14 - "Race, as a social concept, is a group of people who shar…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on I knew Tumblr would be our... 0
User avatar #15 - internetexplain (06/23/2015) [-]
>dictionary entries
>wikipedia

first of all , wikipedia isn't a valid source , for anything.
secondly , dictionaries can contain errors , in the sense that , if everyone uses "literally" when they mean things figuratively , a dictionary will pick that wrong definition up , because that's how people talk and that's what a dictionary is supposed to contain.

Look at it from a standpoint , none of you retards have considered yet : science.

Mankind is a Species , not a race , we have races , but all of us together are a Species.
You don't call dogs " the canine race " , because that'd be fucking retarded and flat out wrong , just like calling our species " the human race "
#16 - amuzen (06/23/2015) [-]
race isn't a formal way of classification in biology the field that uses the term species and it means something different socially than it does biologically, it's been being used in the social sense to refer to sub-division of 'the human race' (which yes is a term dating back to the 17th century when the word started being used) longer than it has been being used to refer to anything biologically speaking and if you're going for proper usage on the biological taxonomic scale you say sub-species then strain, not race.
#76 - I'm having a hard time grasping this situation in my mind, wer… 06/23/2015 on That's sad 0
#2 - I think it's only illegal if they use knowledge of your race t… 06/23/2015 on i identify with money 0
#396 - with your face it'd be the only nut of your life. 06/23/2015 on Male Birth Control is COMING! 0
#13 - lots of relevant rolls tonight 06/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#51 - graphics aren't the priority =/= the same thing as graphics do… 06/23/2015 on FALLOUT 4 leaked screenshot 0

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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