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#35 - Meh maybe, I'm just stating what I saw from watching a couple …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/20/2014 on So many games -9
#61 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Bet you won't be able to run that shit on ultra at 60 fps. And if you play on something more than easy as fuck difficulty, then you need to use traps and evade and bombs and daggers. Also the hardest difficulty ends the game when you die. So it's probably impossible on the hardest difficulty.
#123 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
hard=/=good.
#94 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
in trial and error game end game when you die just retarded, also i killed first boss on hard? hardest without 1 death and then gave up, the game way too boring, had to use nothing but auto attack + defensive rune for extra safety
User avatar #36 - icefried (06/20/2014) [-]
Play it on hard (The way it's meant to be played) and you'll change your tune about combat in a hurry.
The plot is based on the works of Andrzej Sapkowski which include over 6 novels and several short stories. So 'no' to everything you just said about the plot.
And the graphics look a bit old because the game came out in 2011.
#37 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
does playing it on hard give you better combos and make it so things flow more dynamically? Cuz the videos I saw for combat where just him doing a single combo, dodging back, stepping forward, doing the same combo, dodging back and repeating, and he did that exact same thing in a ton of different fights.

Also just because it's based on books written by someone that got out 6 books doesn't mean it won't be a generic two dimensional fantasy plot. The dragonlance series is a generic 2 dimensional fantasy plot and that has like 30 books.

I guess I'm not really trying to say it looks like an AWFUL game just that it looks pretty second rate and isn't really the kind of thing of game I would want to spend my time on.

Although yeah, maybe you're right perhaps it's the best game around and it just looks boring as fuck.
#95 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
as someone who played to game just wanted to say you are right, fj always on the bandwagon doesn't mean the game is any good
#100 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
Yep i took their glowing recommendation into account and now i have quickly discovered they are a bunch of fanboy shitholes so i have another shitty blist rpg im not going to finish in my steam library now, plus I'm out a lunch.
It's like last remnant all over again.
User avatar #147 - kinginyellow (06/20/2014) [-]
Fanboy shitholes? I haven't even played the game and you look more like the bandwagon person here. You watched a Let's Play and complained because they person playing the game only used one combo, not even bothering to check if there were other playthroughs that did it differently, and then preceded to talk shit about something that you really have barely any context of. So ya, you just seem fucking cynical.
#152 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
No I watched Several lets plays, a few gameplay trailers, and a couple of combat videos, and read their wikipedia on how the combat/skill tree worked, I then proceeded to actually play the game.
#44 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
The vanilla combat is bit shit so i would recommend this mod redkit.cdprojektred.com/?c=mod&m=show&p=77
User avatar #42 - icefried (06/20/2014) [-]
For combat you are given two swords, an additional weapon. Spells (signs) and potions.
You get a silver sword (deals higher damage to monsters, lower damage to humans), and an iron sword (+humans, -monsters) and a tertiary weapon of your choosing.
The enemies are obviously devided into monsters and humans, but are further devided into fast, regular and slow enemies.
Fast enemies will dodge your attacks, and slow enemies have a shit ton of health so you'll be whacking at them for a while.
To remedy this you are given stances. In fast stance you have a quicker attack, but lower damage and heavy stance you have a slower attack but higher damage and i think there's an aoe stance but i can't quite remember since i played the game so long ago.
When you go into a fight, you have to think about what you are fighting, what their class is, how many there are and whether or not they have some special abilities which will wreck your shit.
While you are fucking with swords and stances you also have signs to worry about, which are borderline essential if you want to survive, and they add another layer of tactical depth since they have a lot of utility such as stuns, possesions etc.
And to add a bit of frosting on top of all that, you need to prepare for fights in the way of potions. You have to collect ingredients from around the map and think about what you are going to be fighting so you can potion up accordingly , and yes this is also borderline essential on the true difficulty.

The story is fun. Let's face it, everything is two-dimensional dark fantasy nonsense these days, but the world of witcher is fun and full of characters, history and interesting creatures.. i'm not going to harp on the story thought.

In short, you'll struggle to find anything with as much depth in an RPG as the Witcher. It's hands down one of the best RPGs ever made, and trumps anything that has come out in recent memory.
#99 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
lies, combat simply hit and dodge, boss fights trial and error, only way to prepare watch a video about a boss, if you are able to correctly dodge game incredibly boring
#31 - only steam games with good sales so far I've seen are Farcry a…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/20/2014 on So many games -39
#120 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
DONT TALK ABOUT WITCHER 2 LIKE THAT
User avatar #49 - reaperoxide (06/20/2014) [-]
The sooner you off yourself the better off the world will be.
#33 - icefried (06/20/2014) [-]
The witcher 2 is awesome.
#81 - theonewhoisnigz (06/20/2014) [-]
I honestly couldn't get into it because they said "fuck" every 5 seconds. It seemed like the studio that made it was trying super hard to make it a grown up game but it was set in medieval times, even if that word did exist back then,nobody ever said it. Skyrim only says "damned", or "bloody hell" every once in a while, and dark souls I dont remember any cursing. I'm not saying I can't handle the language, but it just made the environment and the story feel fake and stupid to me

tl;dr- Don't sacrifice a games story to make it seem more M rated.
Pic related. I feel like I quote alot.
#89 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck = Fornicating Under Consent of King, so medieval times, but yeah i agree that game tried too hard to look cool and it really don't
User avatar #87 - FJuserHAHA (06/20/2014) [-]
i've played the game 2 hours so far and i only remember hearing it once?
#35 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
Meh maybe, I'm just stating what I saw from watching a couple of lets plays and their trailers and what I saw was boring cut and dry hack and slash combat a shallow dark fantasy plot and graphics are were good a couple years ago.
#61 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Bet you won't be able to run that shit on ultra at 60 fps. And if you play on something more than easy as fuck difficulty, then you need to use traps and evade and bombs and daggers. Also the hardest difficulty ends the game when you die. So it's probably impossible on the hardest difficulty.
#123 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
hard=/=good.
#94 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
in trial and error game end game when you die just retarded, also i killed first boss on hard? hardest without 1 death and then gave up, the game way too boring, had to use nothing but auto attack + defensive rune for extra safety
User avatar #36 - icefried (06/20/2014) [-]
Play it on hard (The way it's meant to be played) and you'll change your tune about combat in a hurry.
The plot is based on the works of Andrzej Sapkowski which include over 6 novels and several short stories. So 'no' to everything you just said about the plot.
And the graphics look a bit old because the game came out in 2011.
#37 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
does playing it on hard give you better combos and make it so things flow more dynamically? Cuz the videos I saw for combat where just him doing a single combo, dodging back, stepping forward, doing the same combo, dodging back and repeating, and he did that exact same thing in a ton of different fights.

Also just because it's based on books written by someone that got out 6 books doesn't mean it won't be a generic two dimensional fantasy plot. The dragonlance series is a generic 2 dimensional fantasy plot and that has like 30 books.

I guess I'm not really trying to say it looks like an AWFUL game just that it looks pretty second rate and isn't really the kind of thing of game I would want to spend my time on.

Although yeah, maybe you're right perhaps it's the best game around and it just looks boring as fuck.
#95 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
as someone who played to game just wanted to say you are right, fj always on the bandwagon doesn't mean the game is any good
#100 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
Yep i took their glowing recommendation into account and now i have quickly discovered they are a bunch of fanboy shitholes so i have another shitty blist rpg im not going to finish in my steam library now, plus I'm out a lunch.
It's like last remnant all over again.
User avatar #147 - kinginyellow (06/20/2014) [-]
Fanboy shitholes? I haven't even played the game and you look more like the bandwagon person here. You watched a Let's Play and complained because they person playing the game only used one combo, not even bothering to check if there were other playthroughs that did it differently, and then preceded to talk shit about something that you really have barely any context of. So ya, you just seem fucking cynical.
#152 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
No I watched Several lets plays, a few gameplay trailers, and a couple of combat videos, and read their wikipedia on how the combat/skill tree worked, I then proceeded to actually play the game.
#44 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
The vanilla combat is bit shit so i would recommend this mod redkit.cdprojektred.com/?c=mod&m=show&p=77
User avatar #42 - icefried (06/20/2014) [-]
For combat you are given two swords, an additional weapon. Spells (signs) and potions.
You get a silver sword (deals higher damage to monsters, lower damage to humans), and an iron sword (+humans, -monsters) and a tertiary weapon of your choosing.
The enemies are obviously devided into monsters and humans, but are further devided into fast, regular and slow enemies.
Fast enemies will dodge your attacks, and slow enemies have a shit ton of health so you'll be whacking at them for a while.
To remedy this you are given stances. In fast stance you have a quicker attack, but lower damage and heavy stance you have a slower attack but higher damage and i think there's an aoe stance but i can't quite remember since i played the game so long ago.
When you go into a fight, you have to think about what you are fighting, what their class is, how many there are and whether or not they have some special abilities which will wreck your shit.
While you are fucking with swords and stances you also have signs to worry about, which are borderline essential if you want to survive, and they add another layer of tactical depth since they have a lot of utility such as stuns, possesions etc.
And to add a bit of frosting on top of all that, you need to prepare for fights in the way of potions. You have to collect ingredients from around the map and think about what you are going to be fighting so you can potion up accordingly , and yes this is also borderline essential on the true difficulty.

The story is fun. Let's face it, everything is two-dimensional dark fantasy nonsense these days, but the world of witcher is fun and full of characters, history and interesting creatures.. i'm not going to harp on the story thought.

In short, you'll struggle to find anything with as much depth in an RPG as the Witcher. It's hands down one of the best RPGs ever made, and trumps anything that has come out in recent memory.
#99 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
lies, combat simply hit and dodge, boss fights trial and error, only way to prepare watch a video about a boss, if you are able to correctly dodge game incredibly boring
#42 - nothing is made from that, it's the tubby custard machine. 06/20/2014 on Vegans at it again +1
#3 - I see... a double agent. You've been investigating our conspir… 06/20/2014 on Insight please 0
#398 - 1. we have pretty variable portion sizes, do other places have…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Americans +1
User avatar #440 - thelastamerican (06/20/2014) [-]
6: I drive 30 miles one way to work. I fucking hate driving.
#77 - Honestly never had trouble getting one or two of it out by the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Them Duels Be Rough Up In... 0
User avatar #90 - wulvkaan (06/20/2014) [-]
It's even easier to get out 3 pegasus and 3 carbuncle and xyz spam without worrying about the dead draws that result from drawing rainbow.

I run: 3 pegasus, 3 eagle (wind for lightning chidori), 3 carbuncle, 2 tiger, 2 summoner monk, and 1 scrap beast, and it works out great. The dead draws are rarely there and when they are it's carbuncle or a spell that I can throw away with summoner monk.

And hamon is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, bad. He takes up 3 of your cbs to summon (1 away from abundance) and leaves you with a huge worthless 4000 that has no protection. MCED is similar but at least not as bad.
#67 - rainbows ok but ya gotta look at it for what it is, an easy to…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Them Duels Be Rough Up In... 0
User avatar #74 - wulvkaan (06/20/2014) [-]
Actual it's a very difficult to pull out monster (you shouldn't even be running 3 of the ones necessary anyway) and its effects are pure shit tier worthless. And that 4000 attack means nothing in a game no longer centered around beatsticks.
#77 - amuzen (06/20/2014) [-]
Honestly never had trouble getting one or two of it out by the third-fifth turn, it's no Heriatic or lightsworn deck but it's a pretty easy 4k summon. Yeah I agree I wouldn't run 3 of it though, I run 2 rainbow dragon, 2 hammons lord of striking thunder, 1 malefic cyber dark dragons in my Crystal beast deck, it's not great to be sure, it doesn't have shit on a decent stall deck and it can't quite hold it's own against a heiratic/dragonruler/fire fist/bujin/geargia deck but it's had some mixed success against things like chaos dragons, darkworlds, constellars, and I beat a couple prophecy decks with it.

I remember one play I had with them on my fourth turn (I went first) was I had 2 sapphire Pegasus a mammoth, and a eagle in my backrow + a turtle in my grave then I got crystal abundance and 2 rainbow dragons in my hand, wiped their field, used beacon on another pegasi, got both my other pegasi out, summoned both Rainbow dragons xyzed shock master, prevented them from activating traps for the rest of the turn, and otked them

Don't get to do things flashy like that very often but my point is it's not all that difficult to get 7 different names of crystal beast in your grave by the third or fourth turn since
Crystal Pegasus is him self + any 1 for your normal summon
Crystal release is 1 if you've got a monster + that makes the monster actually have stats
Crystal Beacon is 2 if you've already got one on the field (2 if you didn't have pegasus already)
Crystal pair is 1 AND it stalls for the turn
Crystal tree doubles the amount you've got so far (usually 2-3)

and then after all those cards have done their job milling through your deck you're usually left with 25 or so cards by the third-fourth turn and it's pretty likely by then you'll either draw more mill/stall or you're big bad 4k heavy hitters and there's not a lot of monsters that big whos summoning conditions will let you pull out more than one in a single turn.
User avatar #90 - wulvkaan (06/20/2014) [-]
It's even easier to get out 3 pegasus and 3 carbuncle and xyz spam without worrying about the dead draws that result from drawing rainbow.

I run: 3 pegasus, 3 eagle (wind for lightning chidori), 3 carbuncle, 2 tiger, 2 summoner monk, and 1 scrap beast, and it works out great. The dead draws are rarely there and when they are it's carbuncle or a spell that I can throw away with summoner monk.

And hamon is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, bad. He takes up 3 of your cbs to summon (1 away from abundance) and leaves you with a huge worthless 4000 that has no protection. MCED is similar but at least not as bad.
#114 - I usually say, that sucks. 06/19/2014 on every fucking time 0
#53 - no 2, 3, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17 were cartoon logic, and most… 06/19/2014 on cartoon logic > every other... 0
#24 - Hmmm well they could be able to say something like the money w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Summer is coming 0
User avatar #25 - Icedangel (06/19/2014) [-]
But it hasn't been. No more defaced than bills that have been in strippers' Gstrings or used to snort coke.
#12 - Its fair game if they're refusing to server you because your m…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Summer is coming +1
User avatar #13 - Icedangel (06/19/2014) [-]
I suppose, I guess it'd depend on the judge if it went to court.
#24 - amuzen (06/19/2014) [-]
Hmmm well they could be able to say something like the money was defaced.
User avatar #25 - Icedangel (06/19/2014) [-]
But it hasn't been. No more defaced than bills that have been in strippers' Gstrings or used to snort coke.
#11 - 1. the masks help tell eachother apart and are because the ido…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on cartoon logic > every other... 0
User avatar #21 - avanger (06/19/2014) [-]
so 1....19 = cartoon logic
#53 - amuzen (06/19/2014) [-]
no 2, 3, 6, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17 were cartoon logic, and most of those weren't even like ha look at the cartoons being ignoring the rules of reality it was more like ha look at these cartoons blatantly breaking the rules as a joke.
#7 - I think it would be cool if the ghost type eveelution evolved … 06/19/2014 on corgi ?! 0
#14 - Judging by that gif, yeah, I do. 06/19/2014 on Game of Thrones OC (S4 ep10... +3
#67 - also the way we learn it the actual knowledge really doesn't m… 06/18/2014 on Freedom 0
#64 - when I finished highschool I went down to the beach 1 in the m… 06/18/2014 on Freedom 0
#150 - Because A. Harry didn't understand the limits of that powe… 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 0
#37 - I was doing fine till I got to Terpsichore then I cont…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on english 0
#147 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
I got that one thanks to Finding Nemo
#89 - These drawling sarcastic life hack posts are even worse than t… 06/18/2014 on Shitty Life Hacks: Redux -1
#110 - No that means magic is still magic complete with force fields,…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 0
User avatar #149 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Then why did Harry freak out and try to survive all kinds of stuff if he was apparently invincible? If you shot with a .50 caliber rifle from half a mile away, he wouldn't hear anything, he would just suddenly be hit with a half inch wide piece of steel and be raining on the rest of Hogwarts by the time the others heard the bullet.

Muggles were able to capture and kill witches and wizards in the past, remember the Salem Witch Trials? In the Harry Potter Universe, that was one of the things that made them a secret society and forbade them from using magic around muggles.
#150 - amuzen (06/18/2014) [-]
Because
A. Harry didn't understand the limits of that power, it was still risky for him.
B. He could still be killed by Voldemort's followers
C. He could still kill all of his friends, Harry wasn't freaking out about voldemort coming back because he thought he was going to kill him, he was freaking out about Voldemort coming back because he thought he was going to get rid of Hogwarts.
D. When Voldemort did come back using his Harry's blood as a catalyst it circumvented the charm placed on him by his mother and they said as much.
User avatar #115 - epicpoke (06/18/2014) [-]
In that situation, I would hire an assassin. Just stab Harry when he does not have his wand. Or poison. Burning. Drowning. Blunt trauma. Mortality, really. And magic does not save you from all "muggle" methods of death. Pretty sure falling from a tower or something without a broom or flying beast to catch you would be fatal.
#107 - Yeah except he had no prior knowledge that he wouldn't be able… 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 0
#105 - Yeah but they don't even need to be loved in order to cast a c…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 0
User avatar #106 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Then that means love isn't the most powerful magic.

Either way none of it makes sense.
#110 - amuzen (06/18/2014) [-]
No that means magic is still magic complete with force fields, good luck charms, teleportation, and a million different cantrips and tricks for the everyday situation when compared to mundane shit like guns.
Basically
Magic > guns
Ancient love based super vague sacrificial magic > all the other types of magic

The whole point of the love based magic thing was that it was absolutely entirely final, voldemort could not kill Harry, if he shot a gun at him it would have ricocheted, if he tried to choke him his hands would turn to ash, if he shot a spell at him it would rebound, if he doused him in oil and tossed a match on him it would've sizzled out.
that particular brand of magic was straight up bullshit plot magic that could adapt to whatever situation it needed to.
User avatar #149 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Then why did Harry freak out and try to survive all kinds of stuff if he was apparently invincible? If you shot with a .50 caliber rifle from half a mile away, he wouldn't hear anything, he would just suddenly be hit with a half inch wide piece of steel and be raining on the rest of Hogwarts by the time the others heard the bullet.

Muggles were able to capture and kill witches and wizards in the past, remember the Salem Witch Trials? In the Harry Potter Universe, that was one of the things that made them a secret society and forbade them from using magic around muggles.
#150 - amuzen (06/18/2014) [-]
Because
A. Harry didn't understand the limits of that power, it was still risky for him.
B. He could still be killed by Voldemort's followers
C. He could still kill all of his friends, Harry wasn't freaking out about voldemort coming back because he thought he was going to kill him, he was freaking out about Voldemort coming back because he thought he was going to get rid of Hogwarts.
D. When Voldemort did come back using his Harry's blood as a catalyst it circumvented the charm placed on him by his mother and they said as much.
User avatar #115 - epicpoke (06/18/2014) [-]
In that situation, I would hire an assassin. Just stab Harry when he does not have his wand. Or poison. Burning. Drowning. Blunt trauma. Mortality, really. And magic does not save you from all "muggle" methods of death. Pretty sure falling from a tower or something without a broom or flying beast to catch you would be fatal.
#104 - but a dragon isn't a wizard's strongest weapon, I mean …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 1 0
User avatar #146 - hellomynameisbill (06/18/2014) [-]
A dementor takes roughly 20 seconds to exorcise a man's soul.

within 6 seconds, the Fatman atomic bomb can kill almost 200 000 people
User avatar #127 - noisia (06/18/2014) [-]
Still...
Dementors < Nuke
#30 - what if the reason they all have to be **** the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on poor gannon 0
User avatar #31 - mosaicbrain (06/18/2014) [-]
Good point. Maybe that's why they froze Zora's Domain.
#62 - I had an admin account at my old high school and whenever peop… 06/17/2014 on your quest 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
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dick
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goes in the ass
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your ass
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prepare your anus
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#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
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I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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