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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1466
Highest Comment Rank:#620
Comment Thumbs: 10198 total,  12058 ,  1860
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Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#53 - it would be even creepier if they left the eyes open and when … 12/23/2014 on Actually really cute. 0
#37 - to make it so people don't feel like **** and bec…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Bubbling +2
User avatar #39 - saltyfries (12/23/2014) [-]
damn, and I'm happy just to get C's in 2 of my classes this semester...
#21 - The thing I think is more disillusioning though is who the … 12/23/2014 on Rudolph 0
#19 - he's using it as an adjective not a title. it's not like as in…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rudolph +1
User avatar #20 - ipaintmyfloor (12/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's just a fake pun and we're just being stupid shits actually talking about this. Even if it did happen, it was obviously set up and nobody talks like that so who gives a shit.
#21 - amuzen (12/23/2014) [-]
The thing I think is more disillusioning though is who the fuck responds to 'I think it's going to rain tomorrow' with 'how do you know' when someones watching the weather channel.

Like if he didn't have a joke lined up what would he have said? "Because the FUCKING NEWS SAYS SO YOU DUMB CUNT! JESUS FUCK WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SECOND GUESS ME?!"
#14 - Lots of people refer to commies in general as 'reds' calling a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Rudolph 0
User avatar #15 - ipaintmyfloor (12/23/2014) [-]
I know that they used to be called red or reds but why would anyone say the red instead of a red. Is Rudolph the king commie? Is he the next Stalin that Russia deserves? Or is he a red?
#19 - amuzen (12/23/2014) [-]
he's using it as an adjective not a title. it's not like as in gandalf the grey, it's more like "you know rodrigeuz the mexican who runs the taco stand"
User avatar #20 - ipaintmyfloor (12/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's just a fake pun and we're just being stupid shits actually talking about this. Even if it did happen, it was obviously set up and nobody talks like that so who gives a shit.
#21 - amuzen (12/23/2014) [-]
The thing I think is more disillusioning though is who the fuck responds to 'I think it's going to rain tomorrow' with 'how do you know' when someones watching the weather channel.

Like if he didn't have a joke lined up what would he have said? "Because the FUCKING NEWS SAYS SO YOU DUMB CUNT! JESUS FUCK WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SECOND GUESS ME?!"
#27 - on a side note the reason that americans think that below a B …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Bubbling +1
User avatar #33 - karenoniks (12/23/2014) [-]
Damn, why do you even have ABCDEF things if you are not gonna use them properly?
#37 - amuzen (12/23/2014) [-]
to make it so people don't feel like shit and because it sounds better when your laborers and shit were C average in highschool.

Also we don't have a E, like ever, some schools eschew the D and 60- is a fail, others have that 60-50 as a pass but it's like a terrible grade all around and a lot of the people I knew how were passing with D's dropped those classes last minute because 'dropped' with an half decent excuse sounds better to most colleges than a D, which lets face outside of colleges/scholarships/ and things that to deal with academia grades don't mean shit.
User avatar #39 - saltyfries (12/23/2014) [-]
damn, and I'm happy just to get C's in 2 of my classes this semester...
#24 - if you fill them out randomly usually you average at 20%, even… 12/23/2014 on Bubbling 0
#22 - in america we usually have that section then we have a written…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Bubbling +10
User avatar #23 - karenoniks (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh, well.
I misunderstood it, thanks for clarifying.
#86 - well one way this could have happened to me is that I could ha… 12/23/2014 on Muahahaha 0
#157 - yeah 15 dollars is a lot, a full time job should have someone … 12/23/2014 on McDonald Worker want $15 an... 0
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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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