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#61 - I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 1… 12 minutes ago on If i only had a girlfriend 0
#57 - oh yeah why so?  [+] (2 new replies) 31 minutes ago on If i only had a girlfriend 0
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (29 minutes ago) [-]
"she was a screw the rules, different color hair per week, get stoned between periods, get drunk and break into buildings on the weekends, piercings, tattood 'bad ass chick' and she broke up with me because she said she was looking for someone more mature and more hardcore"

I'm sorry, am I supposed to be sympathetic to an idiot that actually likes a white trash slut bimbo?!
#61 - amuzen (12 minutes ago) [-]
I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 14 years, we're 20 now, she didn't start getting into that until highschool, and I haven't seen her for 2 years

It was a small town, 6 girls my age on the entire island and she lived right next door, I had known her since I was 6 years old and we had been friends from then onwards.
She didn't just suddenly become that way either, first year of high school she was alright, her mother had just left town with an internet lover and she started smoking cigarettes and hanging out with some of the seniors in school, not really a big deal to me, I didn't really hang out with her new friends that much but we would still hang out after school and it's not my group of friends were exactly 'saints' either.
Next year she started to dye her hair, started hanging out with the daughter of a meth dealer (although she only tried meth once and decided it wasn't her gig) up the street who really didn't like me so we drifted a part a bit this year, this is the year we broke up and she started dating older guys who were really just bad news.
next year she started to miss a ton of days of school, we'd hang out occasionally, mostly just smoke a bit of pot in her room, listen to digestive end productty music in her room and talk about life, she'd gotten busted for underage drinking and breaking and entering but literally 80% of the school had gotten in trouble with the law at some point or rather for digestive end product like that so whatever.
next year she dropped out of school and got her GED I swapped to a distance ed online schooling program and started traveling a lot.

I also don't know where your getting the 'bimbo' part, she actually had pretty good grades (Solid B+ student) as far as book smarts goes and she was a smooth talker when it suited her. She wasn't dumb just reckless and rebellious.
As far as the slut part goes that doesn't make sense either since she didn't swing, she just had a thing for older guys.
#25 - I kind of feel like all the big military powers should get tog… 34 minutes ago on North Korea is best korea 0
#22 - I bet they literally won't believe it.  [+] (2 new replies) 42 minutes ago on North Korea is best korea 0
User avatar #23 - rootintootinputin (40 minutes ago) [-]
things would get crazy lol wouldnt be surprised there would be suicides from people saying "everything i thought was real was a lie"
#25 - amuzen (34 minutes ago) [-]
I kind of feel like all the big military powers should get together overthrow North korea and just gift the entire thing to south korea.
#6 - The Great artists imitate life. 47 minutes ago on I'm a good artist i swear 0
#52 - Couple of years ago I left home to go to college and I've been…  [+] (4 new replies) 49 minutes ago on If i only had a girlfriend 0
User avatar #56 - tkfourtwoone (31 minutes ago) [-]
TL;DR - you really are incredibly stupid, you know that?
#57 - amuzen (31 minutes ago) [-]
oh yeah why so?
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (29 minutes ago) [-]
"she was a screw the rules, different color hair per week, get stoned between periods, get drunk and break into buildings on the weekends, piercings, tattood 'bad ass chick' and she broke up with me because she said she was looking for someone more mature and more hardcore"

I'm sorry, am I supposed to be sympathetic to an idiot that actually likes a white trash slut bimbo?!
#61 - amuzen (12 minutes ago) [-]
I knew her a long time before that, as I said I knew her for 14 years, we're 20 now, she didn't start getting into that until highschool, and I haven't seen her for 2 years

It was a small town, 6 girls my age on the entire island and she lived right next door, I had known her since I was 6 years old and we had been friends from then onwards.
She didn't just suddenly become that way either, first year of high school she was alright, her mother had just left town with an internet lover and she started smoking cigarettes and hanging out with some of the seniors in school, not really a big deal to me, I didn't really hang out with her new friends that much but we would still hang out after school and it's not my group of friends were exactly 'saints' either.
Next year she started to dye her hair, started hanging out with the daughter of a meth dealer (although she only tried meth once and decided it wasn't her gig) up the street who really didn't like me so we drifted a part a bit this year, this is the year we broke up and she started dating older guys who were really just bad news.
next year she started to miss a ton of days of school, we'd hang out occasionally, mostly just smoke a bit of pot in her room, listen to digestive end productty music in her room and talk about life, she'd gotten busted for underage drinking and breaking and entering but literally 80% of the school had gotten in trouble with the law at some point or rather for digestive end product like that so whatever.
next year she dropped out of school and got her GED I swapped to a distance ed online schooling program and started traveling a lot.

I also don't know where your getting the 'bimbo' part, she actually had pretty good grades (Solid B+ student) as far as book smarts goes and she was a smooth talker when it suited her. She wasn't dumb just reckless and rebellious.
As far as the slut part goes that doesn't make sense either since she didn't swing, she just had a thing for older guys.
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#21 - adr (1 hour ago) [-]
You've already got it on you're conscience, may as well take a quick looksy.
#20 - adr (1 hour ago) [-]
pussy
#28 - Yeah I had gotten to level 30 (The max enchanting level on tha… 1 hour ago on TFW you're out milking your... 0
#100 - Modern cartoons based on old day cartoons are crap but if you … 1 hour ago on Scooby After Shaggy's Death 0
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User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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