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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
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#86 - If I were him I would say, it's because i don't know how to pi… 12/17/2014 on Urban Lee +2
#47 - travel, go away from everything for a while and then come back… 12/15/2014 on I Never Asked for This +1
#53 - I wish there was a site like neflix where I could pay a bit mo… 12/15/2014 on f)spongebob 0
#22 - I told that teaching lady the only paints I need are red, whit… 12/15/2014 on School 0
#106 - My heart felt like it was going to be burst out of my chest, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Spoopy fears comp +4
User avatar #116 - Greevon (12/15/2014) [-]
I like your dream. It reminds me of Lovecraft's story "The Outisder"

Sorry about your cat bro, bro.
#102 - not that long ago I had a dream that I was alone in this huge …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Spoopy fears comp +5
#106 - amuzen (12/15/2014) [-]
My heart felt like it was going to be burst out of my chest, it was getting hard to breath, every corner I turned around took what felt like an eternity to gather my courage. Every now and then I would catch a glimpse of what I thought was movement, I 'd see something that I felt was somewhat out of place, I started telling myself I had to be in a nightmare caused by eeriness of the door having been ripped off its hinges earlier that day and that I would wake up any moment in my raggity bed with my cat in that deserted mansion in the middle of seemingly nowhere. As I entered into the kitchen I remember my feet stepping in something warm and wet, I looked down and there was my cat dead, an eye rotted and fallen out of its head, its body emancipated and a puddle of blood leaking out of its mouth. I remember finding it vaguely familar since in the dream I didn't remember my cat having died of old age 4 years ago and he looked very similar to how that cat had looked at the end of his days. I stood frozen for several moments when I felt something warm on the back of my neck and heard the breath of someone standing right behind me. I closed my eyes, clenched my fists, gathered my wits, swung around with all my might to strike my would be assailant when...

The person I'm staying with woke me up with an offer of breakfast and I lunged out of bed striking my head on table and bumping my elbow on a chair.
User avatar #116 - Greevon (12/15/2014) [-]
I like your dream. It reminds me of Lovecraft's story "The Outisder"

Sorry about your cat bro, bro.
#50 - If I were in his situation I would not be in his situation. 12/15/2014 on I love these comics +2
#123 - I've seen a lot of these comics this is the first one that mad… 12/15/2014 on Internet +2
#172 - no it's stupid in the context of modern day society. It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on It needs to happen 0
#176 - flnonymousseven (12/15/2014) [-]
you know what? I agree. it is stupid. It sucks. and the system is broken. I'm not saying it's right, but that's how it is.

Regardless of who agrees with who. OP's idea wouldn't work on the system as is.

I personally know a depressing number of people who have been the victims of this broken system, so maybe I'm a bit biased. but each and every one of them has been berated and labeled as a slanderist for even reporting the fact that they were raped. most of them were unable to get a conviction. and I would hate so see them all criminally charged because a well intended idea was applied to a broken system.
#170 - Oh I spaced out and walked away but another reason is that if … 12/15/2014 on It needs to happen +1

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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