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Date Signed Up:2/20/2012
Last Login:11/25/2014
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Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#157 - I thought the first one was spitting a wing out of its mouth. 19 hours ago on Really cute Monstergirl... 0
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#66 - I thought this was going somewhere but then it went nowhere. 11/25/2014 on This is absolutely... 0
#6 - If anyones interested in any of those races in game statistics… 11/25/2014 on D&D Campaign: Homebew Races 0
#5 - The races in my campaign (that I hope to host someday in the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on D&D Campaign: Homebew Races 0
#6 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
If anyones interested in any of those races in game statistics request em individually from me because they're aren't saved to this computer so I'll have to retype them by memory and each races stat blocks will take up more than half a comment so it's not efficient for me just say all of em.
#161 - I think it's funny that you pointed out the whole rules lawyer… 11/25/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition 0
#23 - rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessio…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +1
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#22 - The fight (for me at least I wasn't paying to much attention t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +2
#23 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessions long in total, including 3 before the session I just recounted.
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#21 - Had a campaign like this once, 4E I was a Void Gensai Swordmag…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Spooky monsters. +2
#22 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
The fight (for me at least I wasn't paying to much attention to the horde battle since they were over 500 ft away) basically went like
>the house entry way came to life eating me for a shit load of damage
>I teleported out
>the house pulled itself out of its foundation and tried to slam attack me with its east wing but I dodged
>I slashed out a support beam
>it trys to devour me again, the Dm explaining it as one of the windows turning into a sort of gaping mouth full of whirling broken glass
>I teleport out reach
>It slammed me with the west wing for a crap load and eats me again
>house is trying to chew me up, the furniture inside is all bending and twisting into a giant sort of grinder, I succeed a couple of reflex saves and manage to run to the other side of the house and tackle my way out of a window
>the house tries to slam me again, I dodge
>I ran to the edge of the cliff
>The house chases after me
>nowhere to go
>I read an action to use my void gensai power as soon as it attacks
>It lunges at me, my void gensai power activates, it slams the edge of the cliff where I used to be and topples down into the water
>I collapse to the ground with 6 hit points just as my friends finish the horde battle.

Rest of that session we were up turning a doppelganger conspiracy to take over the nation by slowly phasing out humanity of various powerful stations with doppelganger clones while simultaneously breeding a horde of mimics to serve as their primary military.
#23 - amuzen (11/25/2014) [-]
rest of that campaign arc I should say, it was about 11 sessions long in total, including 3 before the session I just recounted.
#24 - thesovereigngrave (11/25/2014) [-]
Fucking awesome, bro.
#10 - almost join an online group once but we all introduced ourselv… 11/24/2014 on My experience with D&D so... 0

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User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
dick
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
Hello.
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
howdy.
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