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#1 - rather than having to make a big ass list they should just say…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on For Equality 0
#2 - internetnick (8 hours ago) [-]
THAT would sure keep people from using it.
#112 - thumbing is literally the least input you can put into display…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Bad helmet vs good helmet +1
User avatar #133 - opticmonkey (6 hours ago) [-]
thats fair actually, for some reason I always imagine red thumbs as butthurt
#65 - Sorcerer Blessing +1 skill points magical - 10; Water,… 9 hours ago on CYOA Monster Hunter 0
#1 - I love the shocked 'you used us?!' comment. The fact that the… 10/06/2015 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... 0
#70 - being falsely accused of rape is a lot worse than being raped … 10/05/2015 on That Girl 0
#3 - That's not charitable it's ignorant. 10/05/2015 on hmmmmmmmmmmmm +1
#5 - in 9th grade I got 6th place in science, 11th place in speech,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2015 on School life 0
#7 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Don't be ridiculous, you are still young.
Plug that bleeding anus and ignite the ambition ignition.
#2 - also worth noting that the poor on the top can expect to be bu…  [+] (30 new replies) 10/05/2015 on Just need a few thousand... +253
#88 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Not in miltery graves
User avatar #86 - deutschblut (20 hours ago) [-]
I already told my family worrying about money for my dead body is stupid and to just toss me in a Wal*Mart dumpster...

BTW-I don't get the pyramid???....
User avatar #99 - TarnRazor (19 hours ago) [-]
A pyramid.. is basically a pharaoh's grave?
User avatar #102 - deutschblut (18 hours ago) [-]
Ah, right....

But what about the slave reference?

What do slaves have to do with dying?
#93 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
I begged my family not to make getting ripped off by the funeral scam the last thing that ever happens to me. I hope to be fish food in the Atlantic, which I love.
#74 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
but does it matter?
#61 - hikakiller (10/06/2015) [-]
It's still just a hole in the ground
User avatar #53 - kurusudarling (10/06/2015) [-]
that is if the poor on top ever gets a burial
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#29 - derpthefifth (10/06/2015) [-]
I see what you're saying but i feel as thought you missed the point, which was that we all die someday and that being rich doesn't change that.

However you know no more than i do that there is or is not an afterlife, and legacy does mean something. Your legacy is what you leave behind after you're gone and can be as great as a foundation or as small as wise words to a passing stranger, but it does mean something because it is simply the sum of our lasting effect on the world after our time within it has passed. Now ofcouse you can sit here and debate with me just how much it means because blah blah blah time drowns out everything but at that point you may as well just extent the philosophical argument to say that nothing means anything.... or instead you can worry about what is within the reach and scope of your influence and try to empower those just on the edge to do the same.
User avatar #67 - timeiskey (10/06/2015) [-]
your legacy doesnt matter. you are dead. you will se no benefits or pains of your legacy. if you plan on dying do what you love and fuck over everyone else as little as possible in the process
#68 - derpthefifth (23 hours ago) [-]
Lol.... "If you plan on dying"

Bad bait is bad, but you almost had me.
User avatar #70 - masterboll (23 hours ago) [-]
>do what you love and fuck over everyone else as little as possible
he doesnt take into account that sadism is a thing
User avatar #73 - derpthefifth (23 hours ago) [-]
Isn't that why masochists exist though?
and for me it's more about the complete lack of giving a shit about anything outside yourself, except for how screwing other people over will come back to bite you.
User avatar #81 - masterboll (21 hours ago) [-]
#27 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
the fucking point is rich people DO have a better grave when they die not this legacy shit
User avatar #9 - kameken (10/06/2015) [-]
I honestly don't see why people need/want caskets.

I'd rather just let the Earth quickly reuse all my body's stuff instead.
User avatar #103 - deutschblut (16 hours ago) [-]
I want to be mummified and put in a glass casket so my progeny will be able to see me forever...
#94 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
It's all about scamming money off the grieving.
User avatar #28 - dalokan (10/06/2015) [-]
>Need a container if you want to move it unless you bury the person in your backyard (body bag)
>Embalmed body will remain that way for quite a long time
>Pure dirt on top of the body can wash away with rain or strong wind eventually (Flash floods usually end up digging up corpses)

You could argue that you don't want to be embalmed, but then you would probably not be able to give a showing of the body or mourning ceremony since it'll stink pretty fast unless you host it in the same freezer where the body is stored.

Then there's the risk of pathogens and bacteria that develop from rotting bodies, etc.
User avatar #30 - kameken (10/06/2015) [-]
I mean...

I'd assume they'd bury my body more than a foot down, but okay.
#19 - mattymc (10/06/2015) [-]
Well your weapons for the skeleton war will be alot easier to get to in a nice plush casket that having to go digging around for them duh, fuckboi
User avatar #21 - kameken (10/06/2015) [-]
>Not building up strength by digging through huge chunks of dirt and rock to get your weapons

Nice skin, asshole.
User avatar #36 - seferofe (10/06/2015) [-]
>Not being buried in a giant container of milk for strong bones.

Nice organs, asshole.

Was gonna go with muscles, but that just sounded weird.
User avatar #37 - kameken (10/06/2015) [-]
>Not complimenting the muscles of a person you've never seen

Nice homosexuality, asshole.
User avatar #39 - seferofe (10/06/2015) [-]
>Immediately accusing me of being homosexual.

Nice homophobia, asshole.
User avatar #40 - kameken (10/06/2015) [-]

Nice asshole, asshole.
#72 - masterboll (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #45 - seferofe (10/06/2015) [-]
I have no idea what else to say.

User avatar #13 - seriousvaluables (10/06/2015) [-]
the rich dont wanna give a handout to those lazy worms
#18 - lonely wallaby? **** . 10/05/2015 on Code Names +1
#209 - If the point is to highlight hypocrisy then I have to give thi… 10/05/2015 on flawless logic 0


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#26 - bodox (09/28/2015) [-]
well, it was fun thumbing you down a few levels
see you in hell faggot
User avatar #16 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
#17 to #16 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
hey i wanted to know, can i get you something for 8900 of your fj points? it would be really helpful if you would let me buy them off you.
#19 to #18 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea what those are
User avatar #20 to #19 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
#21 to #20 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
how about i give you 3k since i might want the rest later
User avatar #22 to #21 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
uh sure whatever you want man
#23 to #22 - amuzen (11/22/2014) [-]
righto send me another request
User avatar #25 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
you there dude? trade sent
User avatar #24 to #23 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
trade sent
User avatar #15 - maybetraffy (07/12/2014) [-]
you're zen
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
goes in the ass
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
your ass
User avatar #9 to #8 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
prepare your anus
im going in dry as the sahara desert
User avatar #11 to #10 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
To bad I don't have a ass
#12 to #11 - konradkurze (03/21/2014) [-]
plan B then
#13 to #12 - erubetie (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm slime I could kill you at any moment
User avatar #3 - enderslayer (11/27/2012) [-]
Did you ever get around to that witch with the templar markings on her chest drawing?
#4 to #3 - amuzen (11/28/2012) [-]
I got the witch part down but then my sketchbook got destroyed in a **** storm and my computer got in so i started practicing my 3d modeling for college, it ended up being put on my 'to do' list
User avatar #5 to #4 - enderslayer (11/28/2012) [-]
Well, you got around to doing it at least.
User avatar #1 - enderslayer (09/16/2012) [-]
#2 to #1 - amuzen (09/17/2012) [-]
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