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Date Signed Up:4/23/2011
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#120 - also this: 2 hours ago on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#119 - Comment deleted 2 hours ago on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#117 - idk he started off strong but went way overboard more than onc…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty +1
#119 - amsel has deleted their comment.
#16 - Kim Jong Hil?  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on h-h-h-hillary +76
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#47 - theoldfritz (8 hours ago) [-]
Kim has a nicer coat
and actually can lead a nation
#87 - alstorp (4 hours ago) [-]
>and actually can lead a nation
#18 - namesnshit (20 hours ago) [-]
that man doesnt look like any of the 3 kims. who is he?
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#48 - Elk (8 hours ago) [-]
Hillary Clinton.
#23 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Mao Zedong, founder and first chairman of the People's Republic of China also the largest mass-murderer in history, with anywhere from 20-45 million deaths as a direct result of his disastrous policies, such as the Cultural Revolution (aimed at destroying the old Chinese culture, but iin practice meant genocide against intellectuals), and the "Great Leap Forward" (a pants-on-head retarded plan aimed at industrializing China, involving 'studies' with no basis in science whatsoever)
#25 - funnyhat (14 hours ago) [-]
sounds like a good killstreak
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#22 - anthonyd (17 hours ago) [-]
Jesus...
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#21 - icedmantwo (19 hours ago) [-]
Cat says Mao.
#20 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
No idea, actor maybe
#44 - Plus she dresses like admin 07/25/2016 on Didotle Usumupokim Rooncagrea +8
#106 - What is the one with the sprite bottle cap? I don't get it. 07/25/2016 on Random shit on my phone 99 +3
#548 - Now newfags can triforce   ▲ ▲ ▲  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Code Snippets +14
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#549 - kokanum (07/25/2016) [-]
#26 - I always sorta thought he sounded like H. Jon Benjamin (Sterli… 07/19/2016 on When Urine Too Deep 0
#8 - Pulling a reverse R Kelly? 07/17/2016 on When Urine Too Deep +7
#154 - number of google searches containing that keyword. It's google trends. 07/15/2016 on Human beings in a mob 0