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#17 - Truth Polar bear skin 2 hours ago on Animal Fact Comp 0
#30 - It's in Swedish but it's funny:  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Microphone 0
User avatar #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (21 hours ago) [-]
I have to say, I think the humor of the video is going over my head
But then again, I don't speak Swedish
User avatar #47 - cannibalvegan (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's kind of pointless if you don't know what they're saying, but you kind of get the idea of how weird Gert is (The dude with the mustache.). He is a recurring character that has random encounters with other characters from the show. He is basically just a lonely person who loves to make bad jokes, fucking with people by imitating them when they're on the phone and telling them about his best friend who is a rice cake with a face drawn onto it. Always with the same blank stare and twitching in one of his eyes and his lip.

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#190 - Picture 01/31/2015 on How I didn't meat your mother 0
#19 - She does it every year and you still reach out to hold his clo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Microphone +1
#20 - anonymous (01/31/2015) [-]
She's just too convincing. What if she does have an elf in one of those hands?
#427 - Normally if I forget to log in I would just take it, but I rea… 01/31/2015 on Anti Vaxxers 0
#53 - But Carlos Mencia jokes, on the other hand, are so original 01/30/2015 on Burn +1
#89 - Even the most optimistic studies peg the average height of Ame… 01/29/2015 on Oh Meninist.. 0
#116 - Gus was paying him well 01/29/2015 on Breaking Beans 0
#101 - You know, he had a good thing going with Gale and Gus. He shou…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Breaking Beans +3
User avatar #148 - Thundergod (01/29/2015) [-]
The problem here is it was never about the money after the first few batches. He knew he had enough to pay for his treatments and all he had to do was set up a bank account and take care of himself. But it wasn't about that. It was his empire, HIS meth, HIS formula. He wanted it to be about him because he wasn't a meth man, he was an emperor. And someone else was trying to play the God.
User avatar #112 - burnswhenipee (01/29/2015) [-]
He never would have got all that sweet cash though Walter Whiteberg
User avatar #116 - amsel (01/29/2015) [-]
Gus was paying him well
#12 - Comment deleted 01/28/2015 on She has problems 0

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