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#63 - This would still be illegal (possibly more illegal). Selling a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad +2
User avatar #78 - cheatman (12/20/2014) [-]
He can get away with it because he didn't 'sell' anything. He bought the alcohol, so it was up to him what he did with it. He might get into trouble for taking their money and not getting them what they want, IF they gave him money in the first place, but most likely it'd be dropped because they were under age drinking anyway.

Even if they don't continue to stop under age drinking, they'd learn not to ask a random stranger to buy it them at least.
User avatar #71 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/20/2014) [-]
Wasn't about the legality. It was just about the message.
#61 - Comment deleted 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad 0
#84 - That kid immediately reminded me of a ginger kid from my high … 12/20/2014 on Racism nd shit +2
#139 - TBH girls should be able to go topless wherever guys can go to…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Equal +17
#177 - addf (22 hours ago) [-]
in new york you can walk around topless, at least in manhattan. don't know why anyone would do that though.
User avatar #147 - stifflimb (12/20/2014) [-]
Our beaches arn't just topless, they are nude beaches, you can always be nude as long as you dont do it with intent of harassing people with it, it's so loose of a law I'm suprised not every other walks around naked.
#88 - I'm not saying she couldn't have been fired for it, it just wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Need a coworker? 0
User avatar #89 - silentark (12/18/2014) [-]
You'd be suprised, lot of companies are very paranoid about their appearance from all facets.

Plus not discounting the possibility that the boss wants to get rid of her, in which they will use almost anything as an excuse My ex boss was making cutbacks a month ago and one guy got fired for failing to have all the equipment needed, despite the item in question likely to only be needed once in a year and easily borrowed from someone else
#94 - I specifically said at least a bagillion times in both posts t… 12/18/2014 on GG 0
#62 - Very true, especially if it was a particularly informal place.… 12/18/2014 on Need a coworker? 0
#11 - At least we can all bond over our love for the Colonel 12/18/2014 on I was just talking about... +4
#59 - All I'm saying is that some people are easily influenced by th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on GG 0
User avatar #63 - miklthepikl (12/18/2014) [-]
so you're saying we should throw the baby out with the bath water? There will be insanely stupid people present in any and every demographic, and unless they commit a disproportionate amount of crimes/murders compared to other demographics, the issue should be dismissed.

this is the same shit that led to the catcher in the rye being banned from schools. some idiot went off his rocker, shot john lennon, and started shouting that the catcher in the rye made him do it. Instead of recognizing that the guy was a fucking lunatic, they banned the book. In what world does that make any fucking sense.
User avatar #94 - amsel (12/18/2014) [-]
I specifically said at least a bagillion times in both posts that banning things isn't ever the way to go, so I'm not really sure how that mentality would lead to banning things.

Also catcher in the rye was never banned lol. It was banned from schools at one point, if that's what you mean. It's not like you couldn't still go to a book store and buy it.
#36 - Is this really true? It sounds so pointless and difficult to h… 12/18/2014 on diyuno 0

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