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- Doesn't want to walk but wants to go running...?
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some people arnt in good enough physical shape to run
with how much better running is for you than walking its kinda disappointing to not be able to do it
I can sorta get it. I'm out of shape enough that when I started exercising again, I couldn't do proper push-ups. I hated that I had to do pansy-ass push-ups until I'm in good enough shape to do proper ones.
I feel you. I started working out last week for the first time in months. I have let myself go so much that I'm reduced to pansy push-ups and I can barely manage 3 sets of 12 of those. I remember when I was in high school and I could do more real push-ups than anyone in my gym class... All of my muscles used to be really toned from years of gymnastics, horseback riding, and swimming. I'm in my 4th year of university now and working out makes me angry because it really makes me realize just how much I just took my great body for granted. I'm so weak now. It's become literally unbearable.
I've lost everything and gained about 30lbs since grade 10. I don't think I'll ever attain what I had ever again. Food is just too delicious and all the willpower I have is being spend on keeping up with my workout schedule.
I hope your workouts are going well and that you're making the progress you want to see!!
I'm sore constantly so I'm doing something right.
Or really wrong.
Miss having active jobs. When I worked at McDonald's, I biked 7.5 miles to work and 7.5 miles back while having decent arm strength from carrying the boxes of stuff. When I was a garbage man for a hospital, I had great arm strength and walking for 8 hours a night kept my legs in decent shape. Since losing that job in April, I've gone from lifting 70lbs one-handed no problem to having trouble with 40.
Got really pissed one time at the hospital when someone put (and I'm not joking) 200lbs of stuff in a single linen bag. Even if you were strong enough to pick it up, the bag wouldn't be able to support it.
Good job bro. That's the only real truth in this world.
Yeah man. I used to bike and walk to school and work all the time
which was only about 2 miles one way but at least it was something
. Now I have the luxury of owning a car to get to my new job. It'd be a 4 mile ride (one way) over a bridge and next to busy roads since no real sidewalk is around there
but I work in a clothing store so I wouldn't want to show up all sweaty, even if I did pack a change of clothes
. It wouldn't be terrible, but biking is out of the question when snow's up to your knees and the temperature is reading -40F. I'm not about to walk in that weather either.
My mom has been working as a nurse in our university hospital for 30 years. I've heard many stories and I believe you.
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