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#172 - You glorious bastards did it, in less than a day! ******* fan… 02/03/2016 on Please Help if You Can +3
#39 - OK, got it now. Please keep going, these are ******* hilarious. 09/22/2015 on tales from a gaybar 8 0
#37 - I have to ask, but I don't mean any harm. I can't quite figur…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2015 on tales from a gaybar 8 0
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#38 - evilanakie (09/22/2015) [-]
im a trans man
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#39 - alucardamen (09/22/2015) [-]
OK, got it now. Please keep going, these are fucking hilarious.
#285 - Comment deleted 09/09/2015 on Free Evic VT = Vapor Users 0
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#30 - foelkera (08/01/2014) [-]
Call John Rutter a dumbass nigga because there's not supposed to be a Kyrie in "Happy Birthday"
#1799 - You have to sign a contract for 5 1/2 years. 2 in college for… 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1734 - 22, Male, South Carolina I've spent the last 4 years in co…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#1793 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
First of all, if you have only one more semester left don't be a dumbass, finish your bachelor's. That's not even a question, just do it.

Second of all, a factory that will train you to eventually earn $30? Woah that sounds too good to be true, help a brother out, what factory are you talking about here? I would feel blessed with a job like that.
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#1799 - alucardamen (07/23/2014) [-]
You have to sign a contract for 5 1/2 years. 2 in college for tool and die, and the rest working there. After that, its up to you if you stay. Basically, if you do your work, and work hard, you keep your job, easy. Down here, there is shortage of good factory workers, since the job comes with a huge stigma.

As for the bachelor's degree, what would completing it do for me, if I never use it? I know its great to have your degree, but if you aren't using it, isn't just another semester's worth of tuition to have to pay back? I'm just asking, I have no clue about this. I want to run around and act like I know things, that this college education has taught me things, but in reality I'm just going through the motions.
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