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alucaard

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/03/2013
Last Login:7/29/2016
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#64 - Heh heh.. I remember screwing with money, adding beard/moustac… 07/26/2016 on My Pet Succubus 0
#43 - y- you monster you must delete your comment, it is too horrific. 05/07/2016 on sick crystal pokemon +10
#36 - Thank you for the fappening that is about to happen, I'd done … 05/07/2016 on Ayy 0
#112 - pretty sure this is travis pastrana and his kid, i don't remem… 05/05/2016 on CT's unseen comp part 32:... +1
#3 - I needa get smashed and watch it sometime. cheers 05/03/2016 on Rip Ash Ketchum 1997-2016 0
#10 - Child, you will learn.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2016 on slutmachine +21
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#15 - personnoir (05/03/2016) [-]
siriously though i still dont get it :S
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#16 - oinklesthesuperpig (05/03/2016) [-]
Have you been thrown for a loss?
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#21 - personnoir (05/03/2016) [-]
dood please slay me verbally if only to satiate my curiosity, i've no idea of the context
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#32 - obviousxplains (05/03/2016) [-]
dont bother asking, if someone has to explain it and you have to learn it it'll be a loss-loss situation.
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#35 - personnoir (05/03/2016) [-]
it's never too late to give up trying... -homer
#17 - notmcburd (05/03/2016) [-]
I don't know about him, but I'm at a loss for words.
#1 - I'm sorry, is this a real thing? I need sources n ****.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Rip Ash Ketchum 1997-2016 +4
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#4 - thegreatpapyrus (05/03/2016) [-]
IF I RECALL IT CORRECTLY, ASH/SATOSHI COMES DOWN WITH A FEVER THAT NO AMOUNT OF COWBELL CAN FIX. SO SERENA SORT OF BECOMES HIS DOUBLE WHILE HE RECOVERS. HIS SMALL ADORABLE DOUBLE.
#20 - redeadhunter (05/04/2016) [-]
"That no amount of cowbell can fix"
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#2 - aggronlover (05/03/2016) [-]
He obviously didn't die, but he is discovering some new power the ability to synchronise with his Greninja that severely strains him and caused him to pass out. It's actually a lot cooler than it sounds.
Source is Pokémon XY and Z, episode 23.
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#18 - ayumu (05/04/2016) [-]
How does ash getting a deviant art greninja oc sound cool?
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#28 - aggronlover (05/04/2016) [-]
I said "way cooler than it sounds" because it doesn't sound cool at all. But when you see it in the actual series, it's surprisingly well-executed because it's the first time in forever this forces Ash to undergo character development. .
#15 - wagastragas (05/04/2016) [-]
*coff* ash fursona *coff*
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#8 - distortedflare (05/03/2016) [-]
Wait that fucker got a Greninja. When does he plan to get rid of it? You know give it to some random asshole with a sob story.
#9 - aximil (05/03/2016) [-]
Highly doubt he'll get rid of his Greninja since he has synchronized with it to the point that it can change to a form which slightly resembles him. Which also apparently makes it insanely strong.
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#30 - dohickey (05/08/2016) [-]
But apparantly not as strong as a mega charizard x which has a type disadvantage over it
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#31 - aximil (05/08/2016) [-]
It doesn't have a type disadvantage over it. Charizard X is Fire/Dragon, meaning it's not weak to Water.
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#32 - aximil (05/09/2016) [-]
What's with the thumb down, indalx? Do you not know how typing works?
#27 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
what the fuck
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#10 - createdjustnow (05/03/2016) [-]
the subject is touched a little more in the game pokken tournemnt, takes place in the ferum region which is special due to it's unique okemon battle style, which has trainer and pokemon synchronize (not like ash) through the use of a special stone found in the region
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#3 - alucaard (05/03/2016) [-]
I needa get smashed and watch it sometime. cheers
#7 - I remember this time when I was young and actually wanted a so…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on Ordering a pizza on the train +1
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#9 - endodoobiesmoke (05/03/2016) [-]
i once prised the train doors apart with a guy who got on the train (which decided because it was running late it was now an express train, but still stopped at each station without letting people off) as it sat stationary at his stop.
#190 - Now who said anything about rape, I merely apply the amount of… 05/03/2016 on Tongue Game Too Strong +1
#185 - Oh, but I'm even more so, I've always got a roll of duct tape …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tongue Game Too Strong 0
#188 - krobeles (05/03/2016) [-]
So you're a fellow career-rapist, eh? Good choise of profession.
#190 - alucaard (05/03/2016) [-]
Now who said anything about rape, I merely apply the amount of force needed to halt spaz attacks. although this does give me ideas...
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