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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
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#45 - MORE FUN THAN... A PILLOW FIGHT  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Nostalgia train 3 +7
#166 - murdee (15 hours ago) [-]
get ready to have... THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
#138 - Worked at Walmart when I turned 18, unloaded trucks for 10 mon…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on poll: what problems do you... +1
#200 - IamSofaKingdom (01/22/2015) [-]
I am a self inflicted 26 year old virgin. One of those retards that thinks if you really want a marriage to work you should be willing to dedicate yourself to it wholly.

There is too much emphasis placed on having sex in modern society, it really screws with the minds of younger people. Don't worry about it, it isn't really an issue man.
User avatar #172 - slightly (01/22/2015) [-]
At least you're not a nigge...oh wait.
#142 - anonymous (01/22/2015) [-]
That chocolate looks like a nigga with acne
#140 - notred (01/22/2015) [-]
Have you been to a doctor about your back issues?

19 and a virgin isn't a bad thing,

Self confidence issues, Stop worrying about what other people think and think about you. What would you like to do for yourself? Clean your acne and get a job.

You're 19, you have plenty of time to do things.
#163 - NEEEEEEEEEEERD 01/21/2015 on Theres a dark side of... +6
#189 - Your comment is actuallly funny, yet people still hate. Gotta …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods -18
User avatar #307 - pyrointheface (01/21/2015) [-]
Gotta love down-thumb bandwagoning.
#244 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
no. you just have a pleb sense of humor.
User avatar #204 - moorbs (01/21/2015) [-]
It'd be funny if we hadn't seen it already a thousand times.
#285 - Song name?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +4
User avatar #290 - zeruaargi (01/18/2015) [-]
Momgone sandstorm
#479 - Say what you want about these guys. I'd pay a million bucks to… 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 : Weeaboos -2
#66 - I'm no star wars pro, but wouldn't the deathstar be the "…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Cool +1
User avatar #80 - wertologist (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm big on Star Wars, but not as knowledgeable as some. I think there is nothing out there that can cut through a lightsaber blade. The Deathstar's cannon is a super laser. Lightsabers often are used to deflect/block lasers. Theoretically, a giant lightsaber could block/deflect the Deathstar's cannon.
#123 - Comment deleted 12/01/2014 on Kim Possible 0
#44 - Im going to kill myself if we don't get Fallout 4  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Disintegrating Deathclaws 0
User avatar #69 - navadae (10/11/2014) [-]
considering its being worked on now, you`ll have to live a little while longer

sorry to burst your bubble
#45 - mfw FJ goes KKK-mode  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Let's play "Is It Racist?" +22
User avatar #69 - envinite (08/29/2014) [-]
What's the big deal?

Triple K a day keep the niggerity away
#50 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
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#1 - FJisGAY (02/17/2012) [-]
****					 yeah one piece
**** yeah one piece
User avatar #2 to #1 - alphashell (02/17/2012) [-]
hell yeah!
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