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alphadogg

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Date Signed Up:12/11/2012
Last Login:1/14/2015
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Total Comments Made:27
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#4 - And? Where was she hiding? 05/23/2014 on Playing hide and seek with... 0
#3 - that kinda looks like sonic 07/03/2013 on 24 mph on a treadmill 0
#2 - well thats not really true. we are all pretty lazy sperms. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Sperm 0
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#6 - MurphyUK (07/03/2013) [-]
still won.
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#5 - cheesewithmold (07/03/2013) [-]
That's not true either. It isn't a collective effort. There are enzymes contained in the acrosome, the tip of the sperm cell, that break down the membrane of the egg (zona pellucida). So it really is like a race. The first one to break the membrane gets to fertilize the egg. The sperm don't work together.
youtu.be/BFrVmDgh4v4?t=2m35s
#3 - mrvoodoo (07/03/2013) [-]
He's not entirely wrong, all sperm thrust towards the shell to soften it then procedurally [not sure if I spelled that correctly, if I'm wrong write it correctly directly below(reply)] and whoever manages to get in there gets to be born.
#4 - mrvoodoo (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh and all sperm do mathimatical calculations to find the best way in, which is why I find annoying that people say "I can't do math", when to bwe born they did complex mathimatical calculations before they were born and now they say they can't do A SIMPLE SQUARRING?
#61 - thats simple perfection 07/03/2013 on Dat Ass 0
#7 - i count 11 girls that are hotter than any girl i had in my cla…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Likely to succeed in the... +2
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#13 - gadgetzan (07/02/2013) [-]
None of them look especially good I think, pretty average. Though it might be cause I'm a swede
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#9 - pphuckingh (07/02/2013) [-]
I noticed that too, some fine ass hos indeed
#1 - i could watch this for hours 05/10/2013 on The second attack was genius -1
#1 - hehehehe oklahoma hihihihihihi old people 03/06/2013 on Time to text 0
#6 - I like the fact that his face had to be made "fat" a… 02/27/2013 on aye dew 0
#138 - hell no!!! ... i just turned 29 02/26/2013 on Is this you? 0
#3 - i hate everyone and their mother who is parking in 2nd row....… 01/26/2013 on Park anywhere button 0
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