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alpacalypse

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Gender: male
Video Games Played: Pokemon Smogon OU Singles
Interests: Piano, Photography, My girlyfriend miranda, Videogames, Art, My career
Date Signed Up:3/02/2013
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Cedar Park Texas
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Total Comments Made:1793
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latest user's comments

#637303 - and 350 speed and meteor mash and higher stats  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Pokemon 0
User avatar #637304 - aceshot (14 hours ago) [-]
better stats dont mean shit when earthquake is on every pokemon for better coverage. He can be taken down just as easily as scizor could, despite his higher defense
#637301 - sylveon 4 ubers 15 hours ago on Pokemon 0
#3 - I don't like farting around company or company farting around me. 17 hours ago on True +3
#4 - Picture 17 hours ago on This Dog Has A Job +2
#14 - Nintendo didn't do well at e3 this year. …  [+] (17 new replies) 18 hours ago on Gaming Companies +5
#42 - newprinny (14 hours ago) [-]
Christ, the people complaining about this game are the whiniest babies I've ever seen, dood. If you don't like the game, that's fine, it's a spin off, it's not going to be the same game everyone's used to, but people are going off on tangents about why this game is single handedly killing Metroid and making petitions to cancel it completely.
User avatar #60 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
honestly dood hehe , I think it's because people care that much about Nintendo and don't want to see them fail or pull the same stuff as every other company, just my 2 cents.
#62 - newprinny (13 hours ago) [-]
I think that's giving some people too much credit, dood.
User avatar #64 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
true I think it's going overboard as well, hell it maybe an awesome spinoff like Hyrule Warriors, and some people thought that game would suck. hell it's about time Metroid got a spinoff, the last one was for DS and I don't even remember wat that one was.

Only complaint I agree though about the fans is that Nintendo doesn't do a whole lot about their other IP's anymore except Mario.
User avatar #65 - newprinny (13 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I pretty much hate Mario now because of how often Nintendo goes to beat the free money tree, and wish they'd do more with their old IPs or make more new ones since Splatoon has shown us they still very much have it in them to make cool shit, dood.
User avatar #66 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
here's waiting for Zelda WiiU
User avatar #67 - newprinny (13 hours ago) [-]
Have they downgraded from their original show off thing where they said how big the world was and all that, dood?
User avatar #68 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea, I hope not, they delayed it till 2017 so they can master it and stuff.
User avatar #69 - newprinny (13 hours ago) [-]
Well at least they're not pushing out unfinished shit, dood.
User avatar #70 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
better than any other company...
User avatar #71 - newprinny (13 hours ago) [-]
Preorder your copy of Zeldo Wiiwoo and get a free discount of 5% off the DLC with the second half of the game, dood :^)
#72 - saltyfries (13 hours ago) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#40 - iwasinnam (14 hours ago) [-]
Just because of one game doesn't mean they did bad at E3. Other than this I personally thought they did alright.

Anyways, if Nintendo just drop Metroid Prime from the title, the majority of the hate would go away.
User avatar #38 - ompalomper (15 hours ago) [-]
first time i looked at it and holy fuck, how do you fuck up that badly?

seriously, nintendo must be suffering from a serious epidemic of the dumb (lucky a few seems to be immune what with splatoon and all).

i mean really, how fucking hard can it possibly be to 1, kick team ninja with enough force to launch them through the roof. 2, hire a good and competent story writer (the one that wrote for mass effect one would be smart). and 3, make a modern engine from the cheat sheets they have i.e. metroid prime 1 and 2

i mean jesus christ, it is literally that simple. samus aran is THE strong female ambassador of games and the gameplay is unique. seriously, no other game plays quite like it and in a time when the main critique most mainstream games get is that they are only male and are all the same it would sell like hotcakes and get praised like the second coming of jesus by critics.
User avatar #48 - theiceknight (14 hours ago) [-]
this shit pissed me right off Overlord: Fellowship of Evil
#49 - spoopyskeleton (14 hours ago) [-]
WHY
WHY
WHY
#35 - binuclear (15 hours ago) [-]
Holy fuck mate, I haven't seen that many dislikes on a video.
#17 - All my pokemon games from red to crystal have corrupted saves 18 hours ago on Childhood ruined 0
#3 - Well at least I'm not a pussy like you  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Shrek 2 +48
User avatar #8 - mrjunebug (15 hours ago) [-]
Something tells me they had written a joke similar to that, but scrapped it for it being too strong.
#32 - me too everyone calls me weird for eating them  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Lemon stealing whores +7
User avatar #104 - therealfell (13 hours ago) [-]
I do, too. But I'm scared of eating them too often because I don't want to fuck up my teeth.
#33 - imjared (18 hours ago) [-]
#75 - *it 19 hours ago on Teacher stories 0
#74 - When I took it in high school i was a semester long course abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Teacher stories 0
User avatar #75 - alpacalypse (19 hours ago) [-]
*it

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User avatar #6 - davidavidson (01/09/2015) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl
#7 to #6 - alpacalypse (01/09/2015) [-]
an ugly guy
User avatar #8 to #7 - davidavidson (01/09/2015) [-]
ah, das ok m8. I'm sure some burd will find you sexy
User avatar #9 to #8 - alpacalypse (01/09/2015) [-]
I have fiance so I should hope so
User avatar #10 to #9 - davidavidson (01/09/2015) [-]
how old are you? you should be trusting women m8
User avatar #11 to #10 - alpacalypse (01/09/2015) [-]
I do trust women, especially the one I've been dating since seventh grade.
User avatar #12 to #11 - davidavidson (01/09/2015) [-]
oh boy.
User avatar #4 - Zydratejunkie (09/10/2013) [-]
Paint me like one of your French dinos.
User avatar #5 to #4 - alpacalypse (09/10/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #1 - seveer (04/20/2013) [-]
Just curious, do I know you from somewhere or anything? I don't mind, it's just I don't often get friend requests out of the blue.
#3 to #2 - seveer (08/05/2013) [-]
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