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Date Signed Up:1/20/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Texas
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#21 - if he was so confident why not put a home address or hell, eve… 07/07/2014 on Tumblr's knight in shining... 0
#55 - Is this a #2 or a #1?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on 'Murica +7
User avatar #138 - ColorfulPenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
1. There is a lack of fur on anything but the head, her hands are not pawlike at all and her nose is not a snout.
#117 - wag (07/04/2014) [-]
**wag rolls 4**

Which type I fap to for the next week. I sure hope it's a 1.

6 = 1, 7 = 2, 8 = 3, 9 = 4, 0 = 5
#70 - russianbro (07/04/2014) [-]
nigga i dont care.

I can go as far as 4
#118 - wag (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - pasadenamudslide (07/04/2014) [-]
It'd be a #1
she still has human hands
User avatar #56 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
1

2 has paws instead of free and hands
#31 - reminds me of when HI-rez gave a crap about tribes.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me +3
User avatar #36 - priestoftheoldones (07/04/2014) [-]
On of the funnest damn games I ever played.
#10 - that or voltorb  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on You thought your mods were... -2
#13 - thermobil (07/02/2014) [-]
or electrode, red is on the bottom
#20 - if all you do on PC is play 3 sim games then you are a sad person. 07/02/2014 on PC gamers 0
#75 - His death animation 07/01/2014 on gamergirls +2
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on we all know where this is... +26
User avatar #96 - volksworgen (07/01/2014) [-]
comment 50, savin you from reds bby.
#48 - At first i thought it was a bunch of MTG lands shopped together. 06/22/2014 on some stuff +4
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on french fries 2.0 +197
#95 - stumpylump (06/22/2014) [-]
< related
#34 - gandolfthefabulous (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 - May i ask why? i've just started watching and i'm cu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Eeep +3
User avatar #79 - muffintime (06/21/2014) [-]
My mom doesn't like it because it's too violent and she doesn't like all the blood and guts..... Me personally, I fucking love the show...

So long story short, OP is a pussy who still wets his bed.
#104 - It has less wasteland Jesus now 06/16/2014 on Walkure Romanze -1
#38 - Um most basements have these.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Greatest time of my life +3
User avatar #39 - yonyon (06/14/2014) [-]
> climb out basement widow
> climb out widow
> widow
> person
#241 - transformers 06/14/2014 on penis 0
#9 - facebook "friend" posted that yesterday Like the… 06/14/2014 on not always true -1
#3 - Just down load more RAM  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Horrible motorcycle crash -1
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2014) [-]
And don't forget to torrent that shit
#15 - Picture 06/13/2014 on hehehehehehehehe -1
#10 - Jury rig story >had a **** laptop bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Year: 3014 +5
#11 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
I have one too
>2012
>have shitty emachines laptop
>2 broken usb ports, broken screen, faulty headphone jack
>hook laptop up to moniter
>hook ethernet into laptop
>put folded piece of paper under headphones and jack to keep it propped up so i can hear

im so glad i have a new pc now
#14 - Picture 06/13/2014 on aaaaaawwww yeeeeaaahhh +6
#20 - Picture 06/12/2014 on My first time playing... +11
#3 - Right pic looks like Peter Parker 06/12/2014 on Jim Carrey's One Fine Specimen -2
#25 - you haves eyes and bed sheets.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on hotels of the world -1
#26 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but hey will keep yelling and looking at me for help, and i'll be like.
''jesus, can't i have a minute alone so i can fap in peace!?, the fishes were already enough, and now i have to deal with fat people screaming!''
#17 - most places have a low level sound wave emitting thing to ward…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on hotels of the world -1
#20 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, and for the fat people, it would still make a lot of noise, and the worst part is that you can't just close the curtains and just ignore them.
User avatar #25 - alostcanadian (06/11/2014) [-]
you haves eyes and bed sheets.
#26 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but hey will keep yelling and looking at me for help, and i'll be like.
''jesus, can't i have a minute alone so i can fap in peace!?, the fishes were already enough, and now i have to deal with fat people screaming!''
#15 - are you worried about whales, fat people swimming above you, o…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2014 on hotels of the world -1
#16 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #17 - alostcanadian (06/11/2014) [-]
most places have a low level sound wave emitting thing to ward off large creatures. anything bigger then a large shark. and as for fat people, if a shark ate one of them above my room it would be awesome
#20 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool, and for the fat people, it would still make a lot of noise, and the worst part is that you can't just close the curtains and just ignore them.
User avatar #25 - alostcanadian (06/11/2014) [-]
you haves eyes and bed sheets.
#26 - acivcrusader (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, but hey will keep yelling and looking at me for help, and i'll be like.
''jesus, can't i have a minute alone so i can fap in peace!?, the fishes were already enough, and now i have to deal with fat people screaming!''
#106 - Hear me out. I actually really want one of those. It'… 06/11/2014 on Why The Fuck Would You Let... 0
#120 - there are so many other sites that it's not even funny. i don'… 06/09/2014 on button with no downside +2

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