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Date Signed Up:1/20/2011
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#28 - tell me about it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Set Thrusters To Amazing +3
User avatar #57 - greatgranpapy (08/12/2014) [-]
How many Kerbals have you successfully landed at their destination only to run out of fuel or have their craft damaged so you had to leave them?
#34 - Don't punch if you don't want to get punched. So simp…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/07/2014 on She Gave Him Lefts +172
#176 - Womens Study Major (08/08/2014) [-]
Are you sure about that?
User avatar #105 - bubbabrent (08/08/2014) [-]
all except learmy
#68 - Womens Study Major (08/07/2014) [-]
dont know if thats a guy or.....
User avatar #130 - guruofcancer (08/08/2014) [-]
Kim Taeyeon I believe. Faaaaaar from a guy.
#137 - Darkerface (08/08/2014) [-]
THIS is Taeyeon
#144 - guruofcancer (08/08/2014) [-]
She's masterrace
User avatar #136 - Darkerface (08/08/2014) [-]
oh man you dun goofed a lot that's Jessica you casual
#173 - vanhohenheim (08/08/2014) [-]
Mother fucking Jessica Jung
#178 - Darkerface (08/08/2014) [-]
can't handle
User avatar #179 - vanhohenheim (08/08/2014) [-]
I have over 1000 pictures each of her and Krystal on my computer ._.
User avatar #189 - Darkerface (08/09/2014) [-]
I have about 5000 pictures of Girls' Generation as well as 4000 gifs. I know your struggle, bro
#140 - guruofcancer (08/08/2014) [-]
At least it's from the same band group, music thing? . Them asians
User avatar #143 - Darkerface (08/08/2014) [-]
I couldn't tell them apart for half a year of actively listening to them so it's good lmao
I call them a girl group cause they sure ain't a band
have some Tiffany
#145 - Darkerface (08/08/2014) [-]
ops the gif didn't upload
User avatar #51 - kinginyellow (08/07/2014) [-]
Basically this, every guy (at least the sober ones) know that it doesn't matter if you weakly slapo a guy who's twice your size, he's not gonna back off just because you're smaller than him. That's what I don't get about the "women are physically different" argument, it's common sense that somebody's gonna hit you if you hit them first, and you should know how to pick your fights and ask yourself if it's worth getting beaten up for it.
#414 - i have the whole set. it's on the far end.... luckly 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass +1
#317 - well if you back it in and clench real hard. i'm sure you can …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
User avatar #337 - lionxroar (07/07/2014) [-]
Just be happy it's not the Executor.
User avatar #414 - alostcanadian (07/07/2014) [-]
i have the whole set. it's on the far end.... luckly
#284 - will* 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#282 - Thank god for the "micro" in micro machines  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
User avatar #300 - lionxroar (07/07/2014) [-]
Even if it's micro, I'm damn sure those wings will hurt, mate.
User avatar #317 - alostcanadian (07/07/2014) [-]
well if you back it in and clench real hard. i'm sure you can "reduce" those flaps. wish it was an A-wing
User avatar #337 - lionxroar (07/07/2014) [-]
Just be happy it's not the Executor.
User avatar #414 - alostcanadian (07/07/2014) [-]
i have the whole set. it's on the far end.... luckly
#21 - if he was so confident why not put a home address or hell, eve… 07/07/2014 on Tumblr's knight in shining... 0
#55 - Is this a #2 or a #1?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on 'Murica +8
User avatar #138 - ColorfulPenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
1. There is a lack of fur on anything but the head, her hands are not pawlike at all and her nose is not a snout.
#117 - wag (07/04/2014) [-]
**wag rolls 4**

Which type I fap to for the next week. I sure hope it's a 1.

6 = 1, 7 = 2, 8 = 3, 9 = 4, 0 = 5
#70 - russianbro (07/04/2014) [-]
nigga i dont care.

I can go as far as 4
#118 - wag (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - pasadenamudslide (07/04/2014) [-]
It'd be a #1
she still has human hands
User avatar #56 - deltoraquest (07/04/2014) [-]
1

2 has paws instead of free and hands
#31 - reminds me of when HI-rez gave a crap about tribes.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Never gonna catch me +3
User avatar #36 - priestoftheoldones (07/04/2014) [-]
On of the funnest damn games I ever played.
#10 - that or voltorb  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on You thought your mods were... -2
#13 - thermobil (07/02/2014) [-]
or electrode, red is on the bottom
#20 - if all you do on PC is play 3 sim games then you are a sad person. 07/02/2014 on PC gamers 0
#75 - His death animation 07/01/2014 on gamergirls +2
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on we all know where this is... +26
User avatar #96 - volksworgen (07/01/2014) [-]
comment 50, savin you from reds bby.
#48 - At first i thought it was a bunch of MTG lands shopped together. 06/22/2014 on some stuff +4
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on french fries 2.0 +197
#95 - stumpylump (06/22/2014) [-]
< related
#34 - gandolfthefabulous (06/21/2014) [-]
#14 - May i ask why? i've just started watching and i'm cu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Eeep +3
User avatar #79 - muffintime (06/21/2014) [-]
My mom doesn't like it because it's too violent and she doesn't like all the blood and guts..... Me personally, I fucking love the show...

So long story short, OP is a pussy who still wets his bed.
#104 - It has less wasteland Jesus now 06/16/2014 on Walkure Romanze -1
#38 - Um most basements have these.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Greatest time of my life +3
User avatar #39 - yonyon (06/14/2014) [-]
> climb out basement widow
> climb out widow
> widow
> person
#241 - transformers 06/14/2014 on penis 0
#9 - facebook "friend" posted that yesterday Like the… 06/14/2014 on not always true -1
#3 - Just down load more RAM  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Horrible motorcycle crash -1
#4 - Womens Study Major (06/13/2014) [-]
And don't forget to torrent that shit
#15 - Picture 06/13/2014 on hehehehehehehehe -1
#10 - Jury rig story >had a **** laptop bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Year: 3014 +5
#11 - rambomanthree (06/13/2014) [-]
I have one too
>2012
>have shitty emachines laptop
>2 broken usb ports, broken screen, faulty headphone jack
>hook laptop up to moniter
>hook ethernet into laptop
>put folded piece of paper under headphones and jack to keep it propped up so i can hear

im so glad i have a new pc now
#14 - Picture 06/13/2014 on aaaaaawwww yeeeeaaahhh +6
#20 - Picture 06/12/2014 on My first time playing... +11

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