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#67 - so long as you never forget.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2014 on (untitled) +10
User avatar #90 - ookamicrimson (05/29/2014) [-]
Yes! Oh yes! Sadly no one to game with.
#85 - lastweek (05/29/2014) [-]
The first one I played was MH3U but after killing everything and making a good gunner and a good blademaster set I was getting bored with it and so I got MHFU. Before I start I want to say that I love the game but god freaking damn it that pile of shit is frustrating as hell! I thought MH3U was messed up but the hitboxes are just impossible to understand in MHFU... but the game is so good it's driving me insane.
#82 - skorchy (05/29/2014) [-]
I had no friends with PSP's that were interested in MHFU....
However soloing my way through G rank white fatalis made me the gamer I am today.
#74 - cooljason (05/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - haitsu (05/29/2014) [-]
YES
#17 - just watch the first 2 rebuild movies (1.11 and 2.22) . you ge… 05/27/2014 on Yogurt 0
#16 - why not asuka?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Yogurt +1
#22 - berkut (05/27/2014) [-]
because Asska a bitch.
#20 - animedudej (05/27/2014) [-]
that made me laugh so fucking hard it's so cute!
#10 - Yeah i agree. just hooking up basic components doesn't make it… 05/22/2014 on Mario Kart 0
#122 - Then don't these same people choose to die when they have crit…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on why should they +1
User avatar #134 - chaosascendingx (05/21/2014) [-]
I think some do, but there are others who accept organ donations (Cause cmon who wants to die). They just bury/cremate/or whatever that body part that failed since it was "A part of them dying"
#75 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Cocoon people: they are... +2
#80 - underthefilth (05/18/2014) [-]
#191 - Close, a little too close 05/18/2014 on do it 0
#28 - as nice as it is, after a while it's all about the distance be… 05/18/2014 on 3d pokemon centre 0
#26 - Thanks ubisoft  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on 3d pokemon centre 0
User avatar #63 - ubisoft (05/18/2014) [-]
You're vvelcome baby <3
#266 - dark souls 2 did 05/17/2014 on Never Forget the True Enemy 0
#434 - Haste + Poison if the stun is long enough you could pera lock a foe. 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
#128 - It can make a crap game because of poor framerate wh…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Never Forget the True Enemy +4
User avatar #162 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
***developers do not make games with pc in mind.
User avatar #266 - alostcanadian (05/17/2014) [-]
dark souls 2 did
User avatar #157 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
Poor framerate because you are a whiny bitch
Low FOV because what the fuck really?!
Bad controller layout. You are really grasping at straws here. Since when is all buttons being under your fucking fingers and wrapped around an ergonomic vessel for said buttons forcing you to reach for shit.

PC Gamers physically cannot provide the amount of money needed to justify targeting such a ridiculously small demographic.
That's why you are entitled little pricks.
You think that because you sunk over a thousand dollars into your machine that developers are obligated to accommodate every inconsequential nuance that your system provides.

You need developers more than developers need you.
The gaming industry would thrive without the PC. It would innovate, provisions for indy developer and third party support for major consoles would end up being made.
By contrast the PC Gaming market would fall to pieces if consoles died. Developers do not make games with consoles in mind and it's because consoles are so accessible that they're able to profit the way they do. PC does not control gaming. And PC gamers are the spoiled little brats of gaming.
#181 - traceirving (05/17/2014) [-]
What's annoying, is I agree with the core concept of what you're saying here 'Graphics don't make the game etc etc' and I whole heartedly agree with that concept because it's true. But you are arguing it to the point of ridiculousness. If you seriously think FPS doesn't make any difference, then you probably haven't played that wide a variety of games.

Seriously, go talk to a player of fighting games and say the FPS doesn't matter, and you'll just be laughed out of the room. It's not a question of aesthetics, a MASSIVE amount of games require consistent frame rates to FUNCTION. If they did not have consistent and high frame rates, gameplay would be affected horribly.

The funny thing is, that is actually an argument FOR consoles, because having a platform in which developers know exactly what hardware to expect means they can make games like this and be confident knowing that they will work the same way for everyone.

As far as controllers go, again, I would refer you to fighting games. Go watch some footage of tournaments and see how many professional players are using regular controllers, (with the exception of a few oddballs like SSB).

Being overzealous of an argument doesn't help your case, you need to actually understand what you're arguing.
#178 - harrywarden (05/17/2014) [-]
Wow, you really don't know how to have fun, now do you?
User avatar #186 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
These annoying PC tards get into a big circlejerk about how they're so masterrace and expect people to just take, "consoles are the enemy of gaming"

And because theres of nothing but other PC tards everyone agrees. The gaming industry is not built around PC. But PC tards don't realize that
1. The nuances and bullshit that PC provides is not necessary to create a good game.
2. Developers are not going to accommodate every nuance the PC has because they have no reason to.

These PC Tards are talking about the gaming market. Which Consoles have done nothing but improve. Simply put, gaming would be nowhere without consoles.
#199 - Mumford (05/17/2014) [-]
I genuinely don't know if your a troll or not yet? Firstly peripherals for PC's have been created long before consoles exsisted. i.e. joysticks and shit. Not only that but PC is actually now the largest market for games.

More games are created for the PC than consoles this includes entire genres RTS, MMO and everything on a PC is better. The graphics are better, the load times are less, theres more custombillity and a better community. I can also plug a controller in, a second monitor or even a fucking oculus rift.

If you knew anything about the gaming market most developers besides Activision and EA are moving away from consoles making games for PC since it now a bigger market than all of the consoles put together.

Your arguement is invalid.
#117 - I completely agree. Another thing is rebindable keys.…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Never Forget the True Enemy +3
User avatar #122 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
If framerate, fov, and controller layout makes a crap game then you are just a crappy gamer.
User avatar #128 - alostcanadian (05/17/2014) [-]
It can make a crap game because of

poor framerate which makes the game feel sluggish and choppy

low FOV which causes headaches and eyestrain

bad controller layout which causes strange reach presses and awkward positioning which ruins game flow.

The idea is we pay for better systems and prefer to play games up to our systems standards which aren't all that hard to fill. Thus we provide dev with more money over their game's lifespan and easier options for future projects.

but console gamers will accept anything as long as it has a large marketing budget, pays for hype articles and E3 booths space. despite it's content
User avatar #162 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
***developers do not make games with pc in mind.
User avatar #266 - alostcanadian (05/17/2014) [-]
dark souls 2 did
User avatar #157 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
Poor framerate because you are a whiny bitch
Low FOV because what the fuck really?!
Bad controller layout. You are really grasping at straws here. Since when is all buttons being under your fucking fingers and wrapped around an ergonomic vessel for said buttons forcing you to reach for shit.

PC Gamers physically cannot provide the amount of money needed to justify targeting such a ridiculously small demographic.
That's why you are entitled little pricks.
You think that because you sunk over a thousand dollars into your machine that developers are obligated to accommodate every inconsequential nuance that your system provides.

You need developers more than developers need you.
The gaming industry would thrive without the PC. It would innovate, provisions for indy developer and third party support for major consoles would end up being made.
By contrast the PC Gaming market would fall to pieces if consoles died. Developers do not make games with consoles in mind and it's because consoles are so accessible that they're able to profit the way they do. PC does not control gaming. And PC gamers are the spoiled little brats of gaming.
#181 - traceirving (05/17/2014) [-]
What's annoying, is I agree with the core concept of what you're saying here 'Graphics don't make the game etc etc' and I whole heartedly agree with that concept because it's true. But you are arguing it to the point of ridiculousness. If you seriously think FPS doesn't make any difference, then you probably haven't played that wide a variety of games.

Seriously, go talk to a player of fighting games and say the FPS doesn't matter, and you'll just be laughed out of the room. It's not a question of aesthetics, a MASSIVE amount of games require consistent frame rates to FUNCTION. If they did not have consistent and high frame rates, gameplay would be affected horribly.

The funny thing is, that is actually an argument FOR consoles, because having a platform in which developers know exactly what hardware to expect means they can make games like this and be confident knowing that they will work the same way for everyone.

As far as controllers go, again, I would refer you to fighting games. Go watch some footage of tournaments and see how many professional players are using regular controllers, (with the exception of a few oddballs like SSB).

Being overzealous of an argument doesn't help your case, you need to actually understand what you're arguing.
#178 - harrywarden (05/17/2014) [-]
Wow, you really don't know how to have fun, now do you?
User avatar #186 - rhetoricalfunny (05/17/2014) [-]
the fuck is that even supposed to mean.
These annoying PC tards get into a big circlejerk about how they're so masterrace and expect people to just take, "consoles are the enemy of gaming"

And because theres of nothing but other PC tards everyone agrees. The gaming industry is not built around PC. But PC tards don't realize that
1. The nuances and bullshit that PC provides is not necessary to create a good game.
2. Developers are not going to accommodate every nuance the PC has because they have no reason to.

These PC Tards are talking about the gaming market. Which Consoles have done nothing but improve. Simply put, gaming would be nowhere without consoles.
#199 - Mumford (05/17/2014) [-]
I genuinely don't know if your a troll or not yet? Firstly peripherals for PC's have been created long before consoles exsisted. i.e. joysticks and shit. Not only that but PC is actually now the largest market for games.

More games are created for the PC than consoles this includes entire genres RTS, MMO and everything on a PC is better. The graphics are better, the load times are less, theres more custombillity and a better community. I can also plug a controller in, a second monitor or even a fucking oculus rift.

If you knew anything about the gaming market most developers besides Activision and EA are moving away from consoles making games for PC since it now a bigger market than all of the consoles put together.

Your arguement is invalid.
#80 - my bad it's owned by the DPSG (Dr. Pepper Snapple Group). my b myb 05/16/2014 on Came For Beer, Got Diabetes... 0
#31 - Vic and Kenny, best hosts ever 05/16/2014 on mr jones +1
#70 - coke, not pepsi 05/16/2014 on Came For Beer, Got Diabetes... 0
#11 - no joke, this gave me a boner. well done  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Perfect Fits 0
#20 - lightingcrutch (05/15/2014) [-]
#156 - it feels like i'll go crossed eyed if i did this for more then… 05/14/2014 on reading 500 wpm 0
#60 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Space Marines in their time... +3
#61 - I just wanted to share the photo. didn't really think i would … 05/13/2014 on story of my life +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2014 on story of my life +39
#23 - endospore (05/13/2014) [-]
I see it's yet again time for this rant.

So your fandom is allowed to randomly change pictures that have absolutely no reference to your fandom and everyone loves it? Despite how it's not even tangentially related to this content? And you get thumbs for it? If someone shopped ponies or Dr. Who or Supernatural onto that, the user would have to leave the site he'd get flamed so bad. But 40k is exempt from this. And why? At least be consistent, FJ.
User avatar #61 - alostcanadian (05/13/2014) [-]
I just wanted to share the photo. didn't really think i would get any thumbs. so um... sorry
User avatar #27 - leonhardt (05/13/2014) [-]
Because wh40kfags are the ones who flame people from sites.
Careful, though, if they see ypu catching on they'll drown you in pictures of space marines with "HERESY!!!!!!!!" In big bold letters and pretend it's an argument.

Quite the autistic bunch.
#76 - EdwardNigma (05/13/2014) [-]
I won't lie, it's getting pretty shitty.
And as you know, I am legally obligated to use this.
User avatar #40 - garymotherfingoak (05/13/2014) [-]
its not autistic, just cancerous and shitpostey.
#5 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
>not purging the unclean.
>not using internet to find more unclean things to purge.

0/10 would not deep strike with.
#33 - You do have energy limits 05/12/2014 on Manly 0
#38 - i won't stop 05/10/2014 on I refuse to listen +1
#10 - Did the same thing first 5/7 classes the teacher didn… 04/30/2014 on Never Miss Skip Day +2
#11 - team surrenders at 20.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Dedicated Father +1
User avatar #15 - toosexyforyou (04/30/2014) [-]
losing 0-50 at the 20 minute mark, no one else wants to surrender, fuck life

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