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almostninja

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:5/07/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
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#917 - I drank a bunch of alcohol with some close friends. … 02/14/2015 on Tell Admin what you're... 0
#303 - Mention peoples height, eye colour or depression. Watch the co… 02/13/2015 on sticky idea get colored text 0
#20 - Picture 02/12/2015 on The Gaeneviad +55
#66 - Tumblr: If you're not offended, they'll get offended for you. 02/12/2015 on So Proper and Graceful -2
#7 - Spark and spank?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on 420 +8
User avatar #16 - chuca (02/12/2015) [-]
idk why, but yours actually made me chuckle, thumb for you
#120 - You're right, I should have phrased that differently. I meant … 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked 0
#34 - Feminazis are keyboard warriors. In the real world they barely…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked +6
User avatar #74 - Airmanator (02/11/2015) [-]
"In the real world they barely exist. You'd have a hard time finding an adult that's heard of them."

Negative. They do exist in the real world, mainly under the guise of "Social Justice Warriors", but feminists do exist. I've met a few and even a lot more on Facebook through liberal friends or on other sites personally. And yes, the rumors are true: they are annoying.

Just pointing out that yes, they do exist. They're not bogeymen, they are real people unfortunately exercising their 1st amendment right.
User avatar #120 - almostninja (02/11/2015) [-]
You're right, I should have phrased that differently. I meant that in the real world, they're inconsequential.

Nobody really knows or cares what a trigender fluidsexual douchekin is, they just smile and nod until the angry girl with odd hair goes away. I've seen it happen. They make no real impact.
#55 - xxmemosxx (02/11/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is that the internet is run by giraffes?
#26 - This feminism is just insecure women branded as feminism so th…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked +17
User avatar #93 - sphincterface (02/11/2015) [-]
"Actual feminism" should really be called "equalism". People how are what you would call actual feminists are respectful of all people and discuss real problems women face, not how pre-school teachers don't get payed as much as lawyers because that's sexist. They deal with real social issues and don't just focus on women either, they want equal treatment for all and I have a lot of respect for them. Then you get these angry cunts who go around claiming they are feminists while they actually believe in female superiority.
#57 - anonymous (02/11/2015) [-]
Actually, the issue with this kind of feminism is not about insecurity. Truth is things are not equal anywhere, but in the first world it's pretty damn close and it's easier to blame mythical entities such as the patriarchy, the man or the feminazis for your failures rather than blaming yourself.
#33 - oriphiel (02/11/2015) [-]
whats really confusing to me is that "actual feminism" has done literally nothing about the large horde of shrieking crazy people calling themselves feminists
#51 - anonymous (02/11/2015) [-]
in the real world real feminists dont bother going on walks, or demanding(screaming) at people to respect them, they already recognize that they are equal and work hard at whatever theyre doing gaining the respect that men give to those who work hard
User avatar #34 - almostninja (02/11/2015) [-]
Feminazis are keyboard warriors. In the real world they barely exist. You'd have a hard time finding an adult that's heard of them.

We just see a lot of them because this site feeds us tumblr and gamergate 24/7.

If giraffe attacks were suddenly trending, and everyone wanted to know about giraffes, you'd read posts and reposts about them. Memes would be made and stories would be invented. You'd see giraffes on the front page every day and you might think that giraffes are a big thing. But they're not. They're the same as always, you just have a different view of it now.

This big "war" is just a bunch of stupid internet fights reposted around because people love having something to hate. It gets us thumbs.

tl;dr Feminists don't give a shit about tumblr radicals and neither should we.
User avatar #74 - Airmanator (02/11/2015) [-]
"In the real world they barely exist. You'd have a hard time finding an adult that's heard of them."

Negative. They do exist in the real world, mainly under the guise of "Social Justice Warriors", but feminists do exist. I've met a few and even a lot more on Facebook through liberal friends or on other sites personally. And yes, the rumors are true: they are annoying.

Just pointing out that yes, they do exist. They're not bogeymen, they are real people unfortunately exercising their 1st amendment right.
User avatar #120 - almostninja (02/11/2015) [-]
You're right, I should have phrased that differently. I meant that in the real world, they're inconsequential.

Nobody really knows or cares what a trigender fluidsexual douchekin is, they just smile and nod until the angry girl with odd hair goes away. I've seen it happen. They make no real impact.
#55 - xxmemosxx (02/11/2015) [-]
So what you're saying is that the internet is run by giraffes?
#31 - That joke is just awful. 02/11/2015 on Colors +1
#225 - Everyone thinking he's looking for hero treatment get your hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on MY STORTY FOR TODAY 0
User avatar #230 - compared (02/10/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, hope you are well.

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User avatar #4 - evilanakie (01/01/2015) [-]
post more selfies you handsome ********
#5 to #4 - almostninja (01/02/2015) [-]
I think you got the wrong profile m8
User avatar #13 to #5 - evilanakie (01/24/2015) [-]
im very serious tho
post more
User avatar #6 to #5 - evilanakie (01/02/2015) [-]
no
the thnks gibin thread
yer cute
#7 to #6 - almostninja (01/02/2015) [-]
>stuffed halfway into fridge with more chins than jabba the hut
>cute
User avatar #10 to #7 - evilanakie (01/02/2015) [-]
but im serious i still find you sexually attractive
post more
User avatar #11 to #10 - almostninja (01/02/2015) [-]
You don't have enough badges to train me
User avatar #9 to #7 - evilanakie (01/02/2015) [-]
plus dem blue eyes
User avatar #8 to #7 - evilanakie (01/02/2015) [-]
no its more of a red head fetish tho
User avatar #3 - ProWig (08/12/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
I started a huge ********* on your post. Sorry.
User avatar #2 to #1 - almostninja (03/27/2013) [-]
I was sceptical as to how "huge". But holy cock, you weren't kidding. No worries, it gave me a lol
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