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Salutations. I'm cool as fuck.
I am not your friend or enemy.
Black Metal is awesome.
I am the rebel without a cause!
I like to get blotto. Let's get blotto!

Science enthusiast.
Let's just repost all the content, fuck it.
Maybe make some funny shit too.
Oh wait I forgot, no one thumbs up OC.
K cool.

Bad ass Nord Female on the internet I say,
You say; "Females don't exist on the internet"
I guess I'm a cat, then. Who knows?
You'll never know, this is the internet..
After all.

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latest user's comments

#91 - Rude beta male comment. I can't even bother. This gif though. 12/21/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence hidden... -2
#15 - generally well. didn't call back though 05/15/2013 on Interview Advice for the... 0
#1 - We'll travel away to distant lands!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Adventure Time! +2
User avatar #2 - jellykuba (05/10/2013) [-]
With Jake the dog...
#3 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
And Finn The Human...
#4 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
like no one ever was
#13 - Teehee, Hi.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Interview Advice for the... 0
User avatar #14 - fencingchamp (05/11/2013) [-]
how'd it go?
User avatar #15 - allwinterswhite (05/15/2013) [-]
generally well. didn't call back though
#52 - Well, then.. My point is that I disagree with your as… 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +6
#26 - Raiden.... <3 05/09/2013 on Too true 0
#41 - Oh, Anon. Too bad most Anon's (12 year old faggots) are vi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +5
#50 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
are you disagreeing? if you are i dont see your point
#52 - allwinterswhite (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, then..

My point is that I disagree with your assumed statistics as they are highly incorrect due to the fact that there is many ways to logically fornicate your brain with general common information such being most "metal heads" are generally older due to the ideals of truthful "grandfathers" of metal and older "genres" that go back to Slayer, Kreator, Vader, Judas Priest, Blind Guardian and Iron Maiden basically are old and the younger generation in fact normally has no clue who these bands are.

Generally the death-core, hardcore scenario children who diddle their seven strings with 2-3 notes for a 5-minute song with someone who screams incomprehensible whiny bloody-murder into a microphone have absolutely no idea where their genres or sub genres or hybrid genres stem from. Core is the love child of the 90's, soon after punk died out. True punk. And I believe I speak not only for the truthful musicians and fans of Metal and all of its glorious genres in between when I say that the twelve year olds you addressed are likely these outrageous core children that muster up the scene and the love of the music with all their tiddley widdley woo's and breakdowns.

Relatively speaking, I am no twelve year old child, although on occasion I chose to act otherwise and evade the responsibilities of an adult but fuck, we all do that.

Anon all in all it was a terrible shot in the dark in the effort to troll.
You can go home now, your efforts are in vain.
#10 - You sir are both a gentleman and a scholar. 05/09/2013 on Interview Advice for the... 0
#8 - Yes, I'm aware of that just as much as you are which leads me …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Interview Advice for the... 0
User avatar #9 - thiswaytothelake (05/09/2013) [-]
Well there you go! Self realization leads to self actualization which leads to you doing whatever the fuck it is you want to do. Of course, if anyone disagrees tell them that a stranger on the internet told you to follow your dreams.
User avatar #10 - allwinterswhite (05/09/2013) [-]
You sir are both a gentleman and a scholar.
#5 - Best way I could describe it. 05/09/2013 on Interview Advice for the... 0
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User avatar #1 - allwinterswhite (03/23/2013) [-]
**allwinterswhite rolled user jalthelas ** We're now bestfriends
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#8 to #2 - allwinterswhite (03/26/2013) [-]
Ouch, cold shoulder. Ssssss.
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**jalthelas puts a juice box to his lips and takes a sip, gazing out into the mesmerizing valleys, contemplating these life struggles**
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**zaxzwim trips over backwards and hurts elbow** **** ! NOT AGAIN!
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